Chapter 74: All Trash, What a Joke!
by 全麥面包Chapter 74: All Trash, What a Joke!
"Unbeatable Sister, I really admire you. Zhou Nan and Shi Huayi were almost kissing, but they shrank back at your scare!"
"Performing the Turtle Head Retreat right there, who else could do that?!"
"Hahaha, when Unbeatable Sister asked, 'Who else?' everyone visibly trembled!"
"Without saying it, does she have the Six Pulse Sword Technique in her drinking capacity? She forced it out with just her pinky?!"
"Sister Hong has been dominating the scene; no one else has had a chance to drink. Can we still expect some post-drinking chaos?!"
"......"
The director, who had been watching from behind the monitor, finally couldn't hold it any longer and stood up abruptly.
"Is there no one who can handle her?!"
"Drinking so much without even going to the bathroom?!"
"How can others get a turn if she doesn’t come down?!"
"How can the post-drinking chaos unfold?!"
After a series of intense questions, the director calmed down slightly and turned to his assistant, "Find an opportunity to coax Luo Xiaohong down and let someone else take her place."
The assistant looked troubled, "Director, this opportunity is hard to find. The atmosphere on the scene seems like..."
The demoness is about to kill someone!
The director frowned, "What's going on with Luo Xiaohong? Is there no one in the entire entertainment industry she cares about?!"
The assistant lowered his voice and leaned in, "They say even her agent can't control her. Once, she was called to dine with the investors and directly hit someone on the head!"
"Head broken and bleeding!"
"Bloodshed?!" The director instinctively protected his own head, "This isn't a small matter. If not handled well, she could be forced out of the industry, and the police won't let it go easily!"
"The strange part is," the assistant said mysteriously, "after the incident, nothing happened. She went to work as usual the next day!"
"Someone backing her up?!" The director pondered, "It shouldn't be possible. Before the show, I investigated everything, and she seemed clean..."
He slowly sat back down, "Let Luo Xiaohong play it out normally. There's still time; we can move the post-drinking chaos segment later."
The assistant, "......" Director, are you afraid of getting hit too?!
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By the time Lu Siqi and Lu Yuanhang arrived, Luo Xiaohong had already defeated two more opponents.
The host, standing nearby, asked in confusion, "Sister Hong, do you need a break?"
"No need," Luo Xiaohong seemed to have endless energy, "We're just getting started!"
The host, "......" Damn,
I underestimated you, Sister!
I kneel before you!
Lu Siqi, unaware of what had transpired earlier, walked with Lu Yuanhang to an empty seat. Seeing no one paying attention to them, his expression darkened for a moment, "The dinner started without everyone being present. Isn't that disrespectful...?"
Before he could finish, a staff member ran over and whispered, "Team A's dinner was won by Sister Hong through drinking. If you two want to eat, you'll have to participate in the competition."
"What kind of competition?" Lu Yuanhang asked impatiently.
Are you blind?!
Can't you see all the empty bottles on stage?!
"Drinking," the staff member replied with a fake smile, despite his inner complaints.
Lu Yuanhang frowned, "Isn't it inappropriate to encourage binge drinking on a variety show?!"
"Have you all gone so far?"
The staff member, "......" I shouldn't even bother explaining to you!
"Participation is voluntary,"
"Decide quickly."
He walked away, mouthing silently, "Idiots."
The camera caught it, and the chat messages flooded in,
"Well said! Driving us workers crazy? Be careful, or we'll fix you!"
"Is Lu Yuanhang trying to offend the entire production crew? So arrogant, isn't he afraid of backlash?"
"What's wrong with drinking? Didn't you get drunk at a bar and get photographed? How dare you call others alcoholics?!"
"I remember, it was at the entrance of Qing Bar, right? It made the trending list but was quickly taken down!"
"Having capital backing makes a difference. Who knows what dirty things happen behind the scenes!"
"Indeed, what a joke?!"
"......"
The chat was still buzzing with discussion, but Lu Siqi's attention had drifted elsewhere.
His eyes flicked to the side, catching sight of Jian Li flexing his muscles and Huo Xiao sitting right next to him.
Lu Siqi paused, "Sure, I can compete, but I have no interest in competing with Luo Xiaohong. Can we change the opponent?"
The host, hearing this, nodded vigorously, "Of course, of course, who do you want to compete with?"
He was just looking for an excuse to get Sister Hong out of the way,
and now the opportunity had presented itself!
"I want to compete with him." Lu Siqi pointed at Jian Li.
The host followed his gaze, hesitating for a moment, "Brother Li, what do you think—"
"I'm not sure if he'll accept the challenge."
Still uncertain, he saw Huo Xiao lean close to Jian Li's ear, "Are you full? If not, I'll go for you."
Jian Li curled his lips, "Dealing with trash doesn't require your help."
"Ha ha ha! Is he about to unleash a big move?!"
"Oh oh oh! The couple is being so considerate?!"
"Go, Brother Li, crush the trash underfoot!"
Jian Li stood up, tossing his napkin on the table, and strode toward the competition stage.
Lu Siqi from the neighboring table did the same, jumping onto the stage and asking, "What drink?"
"Anything, you choose." Jian Li smirked, glancing over lazily.
"Then let's go with beer," Lu Siqi raised an eyebrow, "it's more refreshing."
After eating so much, drinking now would be too much for even the biggest stomach to handle.
Besides... don't I know your limit?
Three bottles of beer and you're out,
don't come crying to me when you end up in my arms!
Lu Siqi silently fumed, his expression smug as if victory was already his.
Jian Li smiled, "Just beer? That's boring. Have you heard of a deep-sea bomb?"
"W-What deep-sea bomb?" Jian Li's smile made Lu Siqi inexplicably nervous, "I haven't heard of it."
Jian Li picked up the bottle in front of him, "Come, let me show you."
He poured a small amount of strong liquor into a pint glass, dropped it in, and then covered the bottle opening with his hand before slamming it down,
foam immediately spreading throughout the glass.
"Mixing drinks?" Lu Siqi was momentarily taken aback.
Jian Li chuckled, "Scared?"
Lu Siqi, "Don't say I didn't warn you!"
Who was it that ended up in the hospital getting their stomach pumped because of mixed drinks?!
"Don't talk nonsense," Jian Li picked up the pint glass and finished it in one go, then tilted his head provocatively, "Trash, your turn!"
Lu Siqi gritted his teeth, "Don't get too cocky!"
He then picked up his glass and drank it all in one gulp.
A wave of dizziness hit him instantly.
Lu Siqi squinted his eyes at Jian Li, "It's not too late to admit defeat—"
Before he could finish, he heard Jian Li sneer,
"Admit defeat to you? Not a chance!"
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