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    Chapter 102: Is Brother Xiao Retiring for Love?!

    "You specially saved this for me?" Jian Li was somewhat surprised.

    Luo Xiaohong couldn't help but interject, "Of course it's for you. Do you really think Huo Xiao would give it to someone else?"

    "Even his vegetarian meals are prepared fresh."

    "Hurry up and take it before I worry he'll hold it up all night!"

    This was said so bluntly that Jian Li felt extremely embarrassed. He took the meat can, scratched his head, and said, "Next time, you don't have to save anything for me. I have enough to eat on my own."

    "Okay," Huo Xiao agreed with a smile.

    He was naturally a man of few words and even less sure how to express himself around those he liked.

    Fortunately, there were always allies around to help him say what was in his heart.

    If Xiao Li didn't accept it, Huo Xiao would really be sad and upset all night...

    Even if it didn't show on the surface.

    The cliff was quite spacious, with the guests sleeping on separate sides, leaving a gap in the middle.

    Yuan Feng took out a walkie-talkie and kept adjusting it. Beside him, Lu Yuanhang asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

    "Seeing if we can pick up signals from other teams," Yuan Feng replied calmly.

    Lu Yuanhang smirked, "Are you kidding? Walkie-talkies are only for team communication. How can you possibly pick up other teams'..."

    Before he could finish, the walkie-talkie crackled with some faint sounds.

    It seemed like English, but the pronunciation was strange.

    Zhou Nan listened carefully, "It's the Indian team."

    "Only they could make pronunciation this bad."

    "Really?!?" Lu Yuanhang's eyes widened, "Is it a crossed channel?"

    "Haha, you're really something, Feng. You even cracked the walkie-talkie channel?"

    "It reminds me of the sea street roamer meme, where a navy interjects in an encrypted channel!"

    "I know! Hands up for quick response!

    'USA: Phil, Phil, watch your left...

    Phil: What? Repeat, what? Repeat!

    Sea street roamer: He's telling you to watch the left.'

    Phil: Roger that, what's on the left?!

    Sea street roamer: There's me on the left!'

    'Eagle: Report any sightings immediately!'

    Japan: What? Can't hear, repeat!'

    Sea street roamer: He said to open fire if you see anything.'

    "Haha, those above really know how to play with memes!"

    "What did they say?!" Lu Yuanhang asked in disbelief.

    Zhou Nan had the skill of simultaneous translation and continued translating as she listened, "They're saying to watch out for Team China using hostages as bait!"

    "The Swedish team was just eliminated that way."

    "The weakest point of the team is also the most dangerous existence."

    Hearing this, Lu Yuanhang smirked proudly, "So I'm the most dangerous existence, they really know how to appreciate me."

    "If they use trash as bait again," Zhou Nan continued translating, "we must not fall for it."

    "Let's gather quickly and set off again at dawn."

    Being called trash, Lu Yuanhang could no longer laugh. He tightened his sleeping bag and snorted, "Sleep!"

    ---

    The night in the tropical rainforest was far from quiet, with the sounds of insects, birds, and unknown roaring beasts.

    Without any cover, it felt completely unsafe to just fall asleep like that.

    Lu Yuanhang mumbled and was about to make a sound when a sharp "Shut up!" came from beside him.

    In this team where combat strength determined everything, he had no say and could only swallow his words.

    But the next second, the frustrated Lu Yuanhang heard whispering from the other side.

    "What was the photo from that night used for in the promotion?"

    Hearing this, Lu Yuanhang quickly opened his eyes wide, "Reporting, someone's talking!"

    "He can, you can't," Luo Xiaohong snorted, "If you say one more useless word, do you believe I'll kick you off the cliff?"

    Lu Yuanhang, “......” On what basis?!

    Just because Jian Li can lead a team, fight, and come up with strategies?!

    So he gets special treatment!?

    This is really unfair!

    Though he was fuming inside, he didn’t dare to say another word.

    Mainly because Luo Xiaohong was so reckless, she might actually follow through...

    “For an underwear ad,” Huo Xiao’s deep, magnetic voice came, “the agent asked me to send a half-nude photo.”

    Jian Li poked his head out of the sleeping bag, “An underwear ad?!”

    “You’re taking this kind of endorsement?!”

    “I don’t agree.”

    After saying the last sentence, he pulled his head back and explained after a pause, “What I mean is...”

    “Then should I quit the industry?” Huo Xiao suddenly changed the subject, “Otherwise, these kinds of endorsements or movies are inevitable.”

    Jian Li immediately tensed up, “I’m not forcing you, I was just casually mentioning it.”

    “What? Is Brother Xiao going to quit for love?! Spread the word, they’re getting married right away!”

    “Wuwuwu, although I’m really reluctant, as long as the CP is together, what’s a little suffering for me?”

    “After quitting, can you still make public appearances? Even once in a while, just to fulfill my wish.”

    “Is this an escape-from-death reality show? Or the next season of a dating show?”

    “......”

    Jian Li didn’t dare to speak again, afraid he might directly end Brother Xiao’s acting career.

    He quickly turned his head to sleep.

    In the blink of an eye, it started to become dawn.

    The morning light looked down on the island through the clouds,

    The exposed cliffs were the first to be covered in golden light.

    Lu Yuanhang, who had been worried about being attacked by wild beasts all night, woke up to the smell,

    He rubbed his eyes hard, and after getting used to the sunlight, he looked towards the campfire.

    The Vendetta Squad was already dressed and sitting together, eating grilled fish.

    Lu Yuanhang jumped up, “How can you guys eat alone?!”

    “When there’s something delicious, you didn’t even call me?!”

    Yuan Feng looked over, “I did call you, kicked you a few times, but you slept like a dead pig, you didn’t wake up at all.”

    Lu Yuanhang, “......”

    I don’t believe it!

    He got out of the sleeping bag, walked to the campfire indignantly, “I have insomnia, I wake up at the slightest noise,”

    “How could I not know if I was kicked?!”

    “If you weren’t called, you weren’t called, can you stop fooling me?!”

    Yuan Feng raised his head, “Why don’t you touch your butt and see if it hurts?”

    “I definitely didn’t hold back.”

    Lu Yuanhang froze, and reached back to touch his butt, “Hiss—”

    It really hurt!

    He got even angrier, “You’re too much, you actually went all out while I was sleeping?!”

    “Ten minutes until departure,” Jian Li said without looking up, “If you don’t eat now, you won’t get to eat.”

    Lu Yuanhang reflexively sat down, grabbed a grilled fish, and started gobbling it down, then suddenly paused,

    “Hmm? This actually smells good?!”

    “Did you guys bring seasoning?!”

    “Quite the outdoor survival experience, huh?!”

    He seemed to be talking to himself because no one from the Vendetta Squad paid any attention to him,

    They had already stood up and started packing to prepare for departure.

    Lu Yuanhang quickly stuffed the fish into his mouth, not even bothering to spit out the bones, while eyeing the others and mumbling with his mouth full, “Wait for me,”

    “Almost done!”

    “Haha, this state, he’s been completely domesticated!”

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