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    Chapter 64: Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you all!

    The director behind the monitor was a bit baffled, "What's going on? This is a dating show, not a strongman competition!"

    How did the tone suddenly shift like this?!

    These guests are indeed as rumored,

    Toxic!

    "Director," the assistant leaned in with a grin, "Recently, being straightforward and silly is trending. The young audience loves it."

    The director frowned, "Really?"

    The assistant pointed at the screen, "Look at the number of fans, it's skyrocketing!"

    "Oh my, it really is!" The director couldn't suppress his smile,

    "Then don't interfere, continue filming in its natural state."

    The two men surnamed Lu ultimately didn't choose to leave the group but followed the crowd onto the subway.

    Even though it was the last train, the old and cramped carriage was still crowded.

    The air was stagnant, and strange odors repeatedly assaulted their noses.

    Not only was Lu Yuanhang disgusted, but even Lu Siqi couldn't bear it, pursing his thin lips, "How many more stops until we get there?"

    In the past, whenever he came to Paris, he was always chauffeured around; he had never taken a taxi, let alone squeezed onto a subway.

    He couldn't imagine that in such a bustling city, there could be such a dirty and backward mode of transportation.

    "About ten more stops, it should take about half an hour," Zhou Nan, drawing on his expertise in international relations, replied politely, "I've already contacted the apartment. It's not the tourist season, so we can definitely fit everyone."

    Lu Siqi's face was grim, "I wasn't asking about that,"

    "Next time, can we discuss before buying tickets?"

    "Everyone agreed to buy tickets?!"

    He covered his nose in disgust, his tone harsh and unpleasant.

    Before Zhou Nan could react, Shi Huayi spoke up first,

    "Sit if you want, or roll away. Who the hell forced you to come along?!"

    "You didn't say anything when I asked for your opinion earlier, now you're playing the critic?!"

    "If you love luxury so much, why don't you just stay out of the show?!"

    "It's because of people like you that our country develops so slowly!"

    His words came out like machine gun fire, leaving the other guests stunned.

    Especially Zhou Nan, who gaped with his mouth open, as if meeting Shi Huayi for the first time, staring at him for a long time.

    "And you!" Shi Huayi, seemingly not satisfied with his tirade, turned to Zhou Nan, "Who do you think you can cozy up to? What's with the fake warmth?!"

    "It's because you always act so approachable that others dare to step all over you!"

    Zhou Nan, "... Wait, are you attacking everyone indiscriminately?!"

    Nan Nan, "... Wait, I feel like I'm being called out indirectly!"

    Live stream chat,

    "Damn, what a relief! I didn't expect anyone besides Brother Li to stand up to them!"

    "Hahaha, I feel like someone's flipping a vinegar jar, the sourness is overwhelming!"

    "Shi Huayi: Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you all!"

    "I thought only Lu Yuanhang was problematic, but Lu Siqi isn't much better, he just hadn't been pushed to his limits before!"

    "These two brothers are really something else!"

    After being scolded, Lu Siqi fell silent, his expression tense until the subway arrived.

    Sensing the dangerous atmosphere, Lu Yuanhang cautiously followed behind, and once they were out of the subway station, he found an opportunity, "Brother, calm down. They're just a bunch of poor guys who can adapt to any environment, unlike us."

    Lu Siqi stopped in his tracks and turned around sharply, "Do you think you're better than everyone else?"

    "If it weren't for the Lu Family adopting you, you might be worse off than them!"

    His cold and sharp expression left Lu Yuanhang stunned, and he stammered, "Brother, aren't we family? Why are you suddenly..."

    Lu Siqi sneered, "Our Lu Family doesn't have panda blood!"

    With that, he turned and walked away.

    Having been so privileged for so long, he had never been publicly humiliated in any setting.

    Especially when he caught a glimpse of the disdainful curve of Jian Li's lips,

    Lu Siqi's defenses completely broke down, the suppressed anger building up in his chest.

    And just when Lu Yuanhang tried to ignite the situation, he didn't hesitate to unleash it all!

    The guests carried their suitcases for a while longer and finally saw the dilapidated sign of the "Youth Hostel."

    Zhou Nan pressed the doorbell directly, and a French response came from inside, "I'll be right there!"

    Not a minute later, the door opened, and a handsome man with blonde hair and blue eyes greeted warmly, "An old friend?!"

    Zhou Nan nodded, "Long time no see."

    The handsome man moved to embrace him but was stopped by Shi Huayi, "Let's go in first, I'm tired and hungry!"

    "Lao Yi," Zhou Nan squinted his eyes, "Something's off with you."

    "Are you going through menopause?!"

    Shi Huayi burst out, "You're the one going through menopause!"

    Zhou Nan wrapped his arm around the French man's neck and spoke in fluent French, both laughing as they entered the apartment.

    Shi Huayi narrowed his eyes and suddenly turned to Jian Li, "Xiao Li, were they talking bad about me?!"

    Jian Li, "...Pretty much."

    One said you have a mental problem,

    the other said it looks like it.

    Nan Nan couldn't hold back her laughter, earning a glare from Shi Huayi, who then made a zipping motion over her mouth.

    Other guests began to trickle in.

    Yuan Feng was just about to pick up his suitcase when someone beat him to it, "Wait, let me help you!"

    "Ah?"

    Yuan Feng turned in surprise and saw Li Zimu lifting two suitcases without hesitation, "Do I look weak now?!"

    "Not weak, not weak," Yuan Feng quickly gave a thumbs up, "Sis, you're the strongest in the universe!"

    Give me a break!

    I really messed up!

    "Haha, Yuan Feng is genuinely scared, he won't dare speak nonsense anymore!"

    "It's getting more like a reality show, everyone is so real. I have a feeling we'll end up fighting tonight!"

    "Don't even say that, I see Lu Siqi is already brewing something. He just went on a tirade against Lu Yuanhang, and it's about to affect the other guests!"

    "Ha, let him come at me, I'll see if my brother Li can handle him or not!"

    Once all the guests had entered the apartment, the French man spoke in broken Chinese,

    "Boys in two rooms, girls in one room, showers and hot water are on the first floor,"

    "Everyone can freshen up and come down for dinner."

    Sure enough, it wasn't a standard room; they would need to share, and there were no private bathrooms, only public facilities.

    Lu Siqi's expression worsened as he dragged his suitcase loudly, the wooden floor creaking under the pressure.

    "How are we dividing the rooms?" Luo Chen, with his short hair, broke the awkward silence.

    Jian Li raised his chin, "You choose."

    Luo Chen smiled, "I won't be shy then."

    He walked into the nearest room and picked a spot by the window.

    Jian Li noticed Huo Xiao hadn't moved and curled his lips, "Your turn."

    "I'll take the one next to you." Huo Xiao's eyes curved, "It feels safer."

    Before he finished speaking, someone jumped in, "I disagree!"

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