Chapter 107: Are They Crazy?!
by 全麥面包Chapter 107: Are They Crazy?!
It must be said, Jian Li's combat experience is truly formidable.
Even in a jungle environment full of obstacles, he can still fully demonstrate his strength. He even uses all the obstacles to his advantage,
One moment he's stepping on a tree to punch an opponent in the head.
The next, he's using willow branches as a soft whip, forcing the opponent to retreat again and again,
And then he's hugging a large rock and throwing it.
It's completely unorthodox, but extremely effective, and he can even help his teammates out when needed.
"Brother Xiao, watch your back."
Huo Xiao bent down slightly at the warning, and Jian Li swung the branch at the opponent.
They glanced at each other, then looked away.
"The chemistry is so sweet!"
"Please keep it up, sprinkle some sweet moments from time to time!"
"Ah——"
"Ahhh——"
"Don't hit anymore——"
"We surrender——"
The woman who had set the trap raised her hand, "Is surrendering okay?"
"Haha, so you can speak Chinese, and quite fluently too?! Was it just to wait for this moment?!"
"No wonder guys love action movies, watching the Vendetta Squad crush their opponents is really satisfying!"
"From my continuous observation over a day and a half, I've roughly figured out the characteristics of the Vendetta Squad members!"
"No need to mention Brother Xiao, he's a professional, every move is both elegant and resilient!"
"Yuan Feng, Zhou Nan, and Shi Huayi are from the same school, like elite special forces trained on an assembly line in some military unit!"
"Sister Wu is still unbeatable, her traditional martial arts moves are as cool as a sect leader!"
"And then there's our Brother Li, his moves are fast, accurate, and ruthless, practical and resilient, like he's been forged in battle!"
"The summary upstairs is spot on, it gives me a sense of approaching the truth, are you sure you won't be taken away in the middle of the night?!"
"Ah, can I delete what I just posted..."
"Haha, no, I've already screenshotted it and plan to spread it widely!"
The Korean team leader squatted with his head in his hands in an empty field, his backpack already voluntarily surrendered.
Yuan Feng rummaged through it, "How come it's all kimchi? No meat?"
"They like kimchi," Zhou Nan explained, "They could probably make a whole kimchi feast."
Shi Huayi looked up, "Why hasn't the announcement been made yet?"
Luo Wudi squatted in front of the Korean team's women, a creepy smile curling his lips, "Do you still have backup?"
"N-no!" The woman shook her head hurriedly, "Maybe they're settling accounts, just wait a little longer!"
Yuan Feng was unsatisfied with the spoils of war and turned to Jian Li, "Brother Li, which team has more canned meat?"
Jian Li thought for a moment, "America? Britain? Or maybe Germany?"
"Maybe we should hit a team with more supplies," Yuan Feng rubbed his stomach, "We can't just eat fish, hunting wild animals is illegal."
Zhou Nan smiled, "You're quite knowledgeable and promising."
"Then let's go for the Americans," Huo Xiao suddenly spoke up, "I remember in the last season, they shared some beef jerky."
"Beef jerky?!" Jian Li's eyes lit up, "Find their location, let's take them out before it gets dark."
The Korean team leader, arms wrapped around himself, waited for rescue, his expression difficult to describe as he looked at the group,
"The American team was the third place in the last season!"
"Yes! I admit you guys are really strong,"
"But in the last season, we didn't even encounter them before we were eliminated,"
"And you guys——"
Before the Korean team leader could finish his opinion, Lu Yuanhang crawled out of the grass, saw the squatting woman, and rushed forward, "I trusted you so much, and you actually deceived me?!"
He raised his hand to hit her,
Before the slap could land, the woman stood up and glared at him, "If you hit me, do you believe I'll dislocate your arm?!"
"..."
Lu Yuanhang cowardly pulled back his hand and turned to the Vendetta Squad, "Look! She's still so arrogant even though she's captured?!"
"She clearly speaks Chinese so well, and she pretended not to know it with me?!"
"By the way, she definitely asked me on purpose if I was Japanese just now!"
"Damn it,"
"How the hell do I look like a Japanese person?!"
He was so angry that he started ranting and raving.
But no one from the Vendetta Squad even looked his way.
A few heads were huddled together, studying the terrain.
"Whether people die or not doesn't matter, the most important thing is the backpack," Jian Li succinctly explained the strategic points.
Zhou Nan chimed in, "Let's not stand out too much, just enough points to qualify. Otherwise, Team China for the next season won't be able to grow steadily."
The other teammates nodded in agreement, fully endorsing the idea.
Luo Xiaohong couldn't help but ask, "Could there be alcohol in the backpack?"
"Any alcohol will do—"
Lu Yuanhang, "..." They're actually discussing food now, ignoring my life?!
This is too much!
Unable to bear being ignored any longer, he rushed over.
Before he could even open his mouth, Yuan Feng glanced at him sideways and asked, "Where did you crawl out from?"
"Next time, save yourself like that. Don't wait for me to come find you."
"I—"
Recalling the fight from just moments ago, Lu Yuanhang suddenly remembered how cowardly he had been and swallowed the rest of his words.
At that moment, the broadcast from overhead finally came on,
"Congratulations to Team China for securing another six points, bringing their total to 19 points, currently ranking fourth."
"The top three teams are Germany with 36 points, the U.S. with 30 points, and the U.K. with 26 points."
"There are still 39 hours left in the competition."
"All teams, keep up the good work—"
Hearing this, the Vendetta Squad's expressions suddenly darkened.
"Are they only announcing the top three?" Yuan Feng asked.
Jian Li nodded, "Seems so."
"When you're eliminated, do the points reset to zero?" Luo Wudi stroked his chin, "That would be such a waste. Can't they transfer to our account? If they could, let's just take down those three teams."
"As expected of Big Sister Wudi! You speak with such dominance!"
"I agree with this rule. The strongest deserve to be on top!"
Behind the monitors, the Director, hearing this, grinned, "They won three times and think they're invincible now? Wanting to take down the top three?"
"A bit boastful, don't you think?"
The assistant holding the tablet, after glancing at the analysis data, quietly leaned over and showed the screen to the Director, "Director, the professional analysts have just uploaded the results. Except for the weak link, all other members of Team China have reached the MVP level from the previous season."
"With such a strong combination, they might actually be able to..."
The Director glanced at the tablet and handed it back to the assistant, "That kind of data analysis is for the audience. You actually believe it?!"
"There's no 'might.' Strength is strength. Luck can't last forever."
The assistant hesitated for a moment and then lowered his voice, "Director, shouldn't we take some precautionary measures? What if they actually win?"
"The investors would lose big time..."
The Director remained unconcerned and leaned back, "Don't worry, we won't need to lift a finger!"
The next second, he suddenly tensed and pointed at the screen,
"Are they crazy?!"
"They're just charging straight toward Captain America's team?!"
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