Chapter 77 Stop! He’s Your Best Buddy!
by 全麥面包Chapter 77 Stop! He's Your Best Buddy!
Shi Huayi turned his head and saw Yuan Feng’s clear yet foolish big eyes,
blinking, filled with disbelief.
He: ...
Brother,
haven’t you already graduated?
Why are you still playing the college student routine?
Besides, this dating show isn’t an outdoor training session; don’t give me that polished act!
Thinking of this, Shi Huayi grinned with a twisted smile, "Little kid, it's time to wean off."
"Two hours for the date, we'll regroup after the task is done."
Yuan Feng narrowed his eyes, "I feel like you guys are up to something!"
As he spoke, he nudged Luo Xiaohong, who immediately caught on, "You’re not planning to go drinking without us, are you?!"
"Sis!" Yuan Feng turned around sharply, "Why do you always think about alcohol?!"
From now on, don't call her Luo Xiaohong, call her Luo the Drunkard!
......
Thus, the second day of the sweet journey came to an end.
The guests walked back along the small roads of Provence, the orange streetlights stretching their shadows far into the distance, as if heralding a shared future ahead.
A night of deep sleep.
Waking up to another sunny day.
Jian Li rubbed his eyes and sat up, when someone handed him a cup of water, "Thirsty? Have a sip first?"
Turning his head, he saw a handsome and charming face, particularly pleasing to the eye. Jian Li instinctively curved his lips, "Starting the date already?"
Do you have to be so considerate?!
Such a good boyfriend?!
Huo Xiao’s eyes curved slightly, "If you want to start early, it’s not impossible."
"I’m always ready to accompany you."
Jian Li had already taken the cup and took a sip.
After drinking quite a bit last night, he was indeed thirsty after a night’s sleep.
He swallowed, his Adam’s apple moving slowly, feeling much better.
When he returned the cup, he noticed Huo Xiao staring at him with dark, intense eyes.
Jian Li touched his neck in confusion, "What’s wrong?"
"Is there something?"
Huo Xiao pursed his lips, "Nothing much,"
so white and tender...
just wanted to bite and taste the texture.
He suppressed his inner impulse, took the cup back, and stood up to walk out.
His half-naked back, tight and beautiful lines, and the crease disappearing into his shorts... all came into Jian Li’s view,
"..."
Being a man,
why do some have such favorable natural conditions?!
And they all grow in the right places,
it’s enough to make one’s lust rise...
Just as he thought this, Jian Li was shocked by his own thoughts, almost slapping himself,
Damn!
Jian Li, you’re not a monster,
he’s your best buddy!
Huo Xiao, just putting on his clothes, turned back, his brows furrowed, "Why is your face suddenly red?"
"Nothing," Jian Li looked away guiltily, "Maybe my liver fire is strong in the morning!"
Yuan Feng, just waking up, poked his head out, "Bro, what’s strong?"
"Do you need some chrysanthemum tea?"
"Go back to sleep!"
Jian Li glared at him, threw off the covers, and rushed to the bathroom.
Yuan Feng stood with his hair in a mess, looking bewildered, "Did I say something wrong?"
Huo Xiao gazed at the tightly closed bathroom door, a smile of ambiguous meaning curling at the corners of his lips.
——
Half an hour later, the guests appeared outside the inn, and the host, holding a megaphone, said, "Welcome to a time full of energy!"
"Today's date location is the Verdun Canyon,"
"One of the famous natural attractions in Provence, it's very popular among tourists, offering various water sports like diving and kayaking,"
"Everyone brought their swimsuits, right?"
The guests, yawning, nodded, showing no enthusiasm for the date,
especially Luo Xiaohong, who looked as if she was saying, "Don't talk to me about feelings, just give me two bottles of Laobai Gan first."
The host, "..."
This group of guests was really hard to handle,
except for one or two who actually wanted to go on a date,
the others were all harboring ulterior motives!
Just before boarding the bus, Yuan Feng whispered to Jian Li, "Brother Li, how many swimming trunks did you bring?"
"I?" Jian Li hesitated for a moment, "None."
Yuan Feng was shocked, "Then are you going to swim naked?!"
Jian Li rolled his eyes, "Am I that perverted?"
"Can't you not get in the water?"
"Oh, right." Yuan Feng scratched his head sheepishly, "I brought some, but they're a bit big, and a bit drafty."
Jian Li, "So you like that feeling?"
Unrestrained,
rushing wildly?!
Yuan Feng, "...I picked up the wrong ones,"
"My nephew's,"
"He's still young, but he's developing pretty well!"
Jian Li raised an eyebrow, "How old is your nephew?"
"Twenty?" Yuan Feng pondered, "He just started college, and he moved in with me recently,"
"Kids these days, I don't know what they eat to grow so fast..."
Before he could finish, a tall figure squeezed in between them, separating the two, "The bus is here, let's get on."
A bit dazed, Jian Li was ushered onto the bus by the shoulder.
Yuan Feng, still standing there, met Huo Xiao's gaze, and a cold voice escaped his lips, "Are you sure those swimming trunks weren't intentionally put there by your nephew?"
"What?"
Yuan Feng was taken aback, and when he realized what was being suggested, a chill ran down his spine, "...No way."
"Hahaha, Brother Xiao, you really understand! Could it be nephew literature?!"
"I feel like Brother Yuan is already... what scale must his nephew be?!"
"They're living together now, things are all mixed up? Throwing a pair of underwear, wouldn't that be to assert dominance?!"
"This, this, this, it's hard not to think too much about it!"
"Damn, a bit exciting!"
"..."
It was not yet nine o'clock, and the sun had not fully risen.
The cool breeze blew through the bus windows, gently caressing their cheeks.
A sense of leisure and comfort arose,
this might be the charm of travel,
leaving behind all worries,
fully immersing oneself in another world.
Of course, if it weren't for the constant, shadow-like undercover mission,
it would be even better!
Shi Huayi was thinking about how to wear his swimming trunks and go for a duo dive when he suddenly noticed a message on his communicator.
He found a blind spot from the cameras, took it out secretly,
and his expression turned serious at a glance.
At the same moment, in the other three corners, similar expressions were displayed...
Yuan Feng had just stuffed his pager back into his pocket when he heard a teasing voice from behind, "What? Got a job?"
He turned around sharply and saw Jian Li's sharp gaze, which instantly made his heart tighten. "N-nothing, I'm just checking if they sell swimming trunks in the valley."
"Since we're here, why not take a dive? It would be such a waste otherwise!"
Jian Li's lips curled up as he scanned the remaining three, silently grumbling to himself that these days, even trying to be serious was exhausting.
Soon, the bus arrived at the Verdun Canyon parking lot.
The guests got off one by one, and four of them said in unison, "I'm going to the restroom!"
"What's going on? Even peeing is synchronized?!"
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