Chapter 78: Want to Borrow My Underwear?

Chapter 78: Want to Borrow My Underwear?

As soon as the words were out, the four undercover agents looked at each other simultaneously.

Four pairs of eyes shot probing glances,

You look at me, I look at you.

He looks at him, and he looks back.

The exchange of glances in mid-air was like sparks flying,

a subtle and secretive scene that couldn't help but remind one of spy movies.

"Forgive me for saying, but it's getting weirder. These four must be up to something!"

"Could they be from different teams but assigned the same mission? Because they don't coordinate, none of them know about the others' existence?!"

"It has a real Hong Kong movie vibe, but why are they so funny, like they're always on the verge of slipping up!"

"Do we really need to go to the bathroom?! Waaah, I want to see Brother Li swim naked!"

"Aaaaah—Me too! The cameraman should do a good job, capture every detail!"

"......"

Fortunately, lust overcame reason, and the chat discussion veered further off track,

while the four men on the scene walked together toward the public restroom in the strange atmosphere.

Jian Li turned to look at the valley, where the emerald lake came into view.

"Want to try kayaking?" Huo Xiao approached, "I can rent one?"

"Sure." Jian Li gazed at the towering cliff, "Actually, I kind of regret not bringing swimming trunks. I really wanted to bungee jump off the cliff."

In his previous life, he hadn't just visited France; he had been there multiple times, no less than ten, all for missions.

But each time was rushed, dealing with terrorists and then leaving covertly,

never having the chance to leisurely enjoy the scenery or experience the local culture,

let alone stand on a cliff and dive into a lake......

Sigh—

Come to think of it,

it wasn't entirely without precedent,

that time when he jumped directly from an airplane to save someone......

"How about you wear mine?" Huo Xiao's suddenly low, husky voice interrupted Jian Li's thoughts.

A simple question sent the chat into a frenzy,

"What?! Are Brother Xiao and Brother Li going to share underwear?! Then the same spot would be......"

"Aaaaah, Mom, please forgive your child for being full of dirty thoughts, it's just too imaginative!"

"Brother Xiao really treats Brother Li like family!"

"Of course, you pamper your own wife!"

"Huo Xiao: Honey, do you want to wear my underwear? And this morning......"

"Stop, stop, we'll get caught by the cyber police if you keep this up!"

Jian Li clearly started to daydream too, even recalling the scene from that morning,

the firm buttocks, the deep crease in between......

His cheeks instantly turned rosy, "That wouldn't be right, would it?"

"What's not right?" Huo Xiao's eyes curved slightly, "What are you thinking about?"

"I brought two, both new."

Jian Li, "......Ah, then I'll borrow one."

As they spoke, the four undercover agents rejoined the group, while another couple, Li Zimu and Gu Yuan, were browsing at a stall.

The host, holding a megaphone, urged everyone, "Everyone, hurry up, we only have two hours,"

"Don't bother with the toilet,"

"Just hold it in, you'll manage!"

"Those who want to scuba dive, line up on the left,"

"Kayakers, go to the right,"

"Back here by twelve o'clock sharp!"

After finishing, he glanced at Zhou Nan, his smug expression suggesting, 'So what if it's just the tour guide's routine, I can do it too.'

Shi Huayi leaned close to Zhou Nan's ear, "How about I teach you how to scuba dive?"

This activity would likely involve quite a bit of physical contact.

By then, wouldn't their feelings heat up quickly,

He's not that dense, is he?!

Upon hearing this, Zhou Nan glanced over with a sidelong look, “Need your teaching?!”

“You forget I crossed the strait alone...”

Climbed ashore, defused the planted bombs, and ended up first in the team?!

Afraid of revealing too much, he closed his mouth at the right time.

Shi Huayi seemed to recall something and felt a bit dejected, “Then how about kayaking.”

“We're also doing kayaking!” Luo Xiaohong showed her arms, displaying her muscle lines, “Let's see who can paddle faster!”

“The one who wins gets to slap.”

“Whoever loses gets slapped!”

“Sister Hong, she really, I'm dying of laughter! This is a dating show, not a dragon boat race!”

“Still talking about winning and slapping, do you have a violent streak?!”

“Hahaha, after the date, everyone will go back with bruised noses and swollen faces. What a date, no one dares to speak up.”

“Sister Hong is gradually letting loose. I suspect she'll slap Yuan Feng away next, and then ascend to immortality herself.”

The live stream chat grew more lively as the guests, now in swimsuits, prepared to queue for water activities.

As each one walked into the screen, the comments instantly changed.

“Damn, what kind of devilish figures are these?! Is body fat even a thing?!”

“I caught a glimpse during the Lone Warrior shoot, and was stunned. Now seeing it again, it’s clearly the result of extreme discipline!”

“Brother Xiao's lines are too perfect, chest muscles, abs, V-lines, shark lines, all there, just right, simply my ideal type!”

“Brother Li isn't bad either, along with other Vendetta Squad members, oh my, I want to hire the whole male escort service!”

“Sister Hong in men's clothes must be a total hunk!”

“Indeed, gender doesn’t need to be so rigid; just look at the face!”

The noblewoman behind the screen placed her teacup on the table, a graceful smile curling her lips, “Is this the first time our Xiao Xiao has been so enthusiastic?”

Another noblewoman crossed her legs, “Previously, he refused to show skin in movies, but now he's wearing swim trunks on a variety show?”

The noblewoman opposite chimed in, “Looks like he really likes someone, that's rare.”

“Our Xiao Xiao is still a pure little...”

The three shared a knowing smile, “Wishing him an early blooming.”

Boarding the kayak, Yuan Feng asked with some concern, “Sister Hong, you’re really going to compete?”

He touched his own cheek, “If I lose, they won’t hold back, they’ll definitely hit hard!”

He had already understood the strength of these people during the Lone Warrior shoot.

None of them were pushovers; one slap could leave a person with facial paralysis.

Luo Xiaohong rolled her eyes, “What are you afraid of? If you don’t want to get slapped, just drink as punishment tonight.”

Yuan Feng, “...Sister Hong, you just want to drink, don’t you?!”

“Ready,” the host held a megaphone, “Go!”

Four kayaks shot out like arrows released from a bow.

Fortunately, aerial shots were prepared in advance, otherwise, the cameraman on another kayak would have missed everything.

The Vendetta Squad members displayed astonishing arm strength, paddling vigorously, but suddenly stopped,

The four undercover agents stood up simultaneously, exchanged glances, and then plopped into the lake with a splash.

“Damn!”

The host couldn’t help but curse, “What are they doing?”

“Committing mass suicide?!”