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    Chapter 34 Rare On-Site Teaching

    Before the premiere of "The Lone Hero," it was already decided that at the end of each season, all the guests would be gathered for a recap episode.

    The production team had arranged the venue long in advance, just waiting for everyone to arrive and start filming.

    But as the time approached, two guests were still missing.

    At first, Jian Li's phone couldn't be reached, and Li Lu was anxious like an ant on a hot pan. Finally, he ran up to Huo Xiao and asked,

    "Huo, last night you left with Jian Li. Did he go home?"

    "Did he drink too much and fall asleep on the street?!"

    Huo Xiao's lips curled slightly, "No, I took him home."

    As soon as these words were spoken, whispers began around them.

    The murmuring sounded excited.

    "Oh my! Huo Xiao actually took Jian Li home?! Is this couple real?!"

    "What did they do at home? Did they roll in bed but not stay overnight?!"

    "Oh, probably afraid of being caught by paparazzi, so they fled under the cover of darkness."

    "A one-night stand?! How thrilling! Could he be pregnant?!"

    "Get lost, do you think this is a romance novel?"

    "Jian Li is going to have a baby, spread the news!"

    "..."

    The staff's speculations grew more outrageous, and although Li Lu wanted to explain, he couldn't find the time.

    Fortunately, Jian Li's call was finally connected, and he couldn't wait to ask, "Where the hell have you been?!"

    ......

    Without Jian Li present, the show had to continue anyway.

    The other absent guest was Lu Yuanhang. The director didn't even bother calling and simply posted an excuse in the live stream announcement.

    The host stood in the recording studio, smilingly introducing the causes and outcomes of each scene to the fans,

    and the post-production team had edited the guests' agility, hard work, and bravery exceptionally well.

    Of course,

    the troublemaking guest, whose style was completely different, appeared both stupid and lazy,

    using every trick in the book to avoid training,

    even becoming a reverse mole, directly leading to the Red Team's defeat.

    In the hospital room, Lu Yuanhang stared at the screen, grinding his teeth in anger,

    wanting to jump out and confront the director about why the younger brother of the capital side was maliciously edited?!

    But now he had to pretend to be sick to escape scrutiny from relevant departments.

    Damn it, it's all Jian Li's fault,

    if it weren't for him exposing it, Brother Lu wouldn't be angry with me!

    Soon, the recap was nearing its end, and fans in the live stream started flooding the chat,

    "Wah, the first season was too short, I can't get enough!"

    "Brother Li is so handsome, he looks completely different from before!"

    "I love seeing Brother Li and Brother Xiao together, they're my perfect OTP!"

    "Feng brother is great too, though he seems a bit clumsy, he broke Lu Yuanhang's arm twice! So satisfying and funny!"

    "Wait, am I the only one who has a conspiracy theory? Why do those four guests seem so sneaky? Like they have some secret."

    "Me too! Me too! But compared to them, I'm more focused on Lu Yuanhang! Can we kick him out in the second season?!"

    "Didn't you see the announcement? The second season seems to be a crossover with other shows."

    "Haha, is the director scared? Afraid of another forced shutdown, so finding scapegoats?"

    "Speaking of which, where is Brother Li? It feels like ages since I've seen him, I miss him so much!"

    The host picked out this comment and, using the fans' names, said into the microphone, "I, like everyone else, am very concerned about Brother Li's whereabouts today. Can we connect with him live?"

    "What? He's also live streaming?"

    "What happened that made Brother Li abandon the show and go live instead?"

    "Please look at the big screen..."

    ......

    "Jian Yue, you're quite something, huh? Not only did you escape responsibility, but you didn't even have to write a report?!"

    The chubby boy grabbed Jian Yue's head, slamming it against the wall.

    A loud "bang" echoed.

    It was clear how strong the force was.

    Jian Yue grunted in pain, raising his head with unwavering determination. "I didn't do anything; why should I write a self-criticism? The teacher favoring you doesn't mean I have to submit!"

    "I love your stubbornness," the chubby boy bared his teeth, and someone immediately handed him a cigarette. "This is much more fun."

    He took a hard drag, then blew the smoke in Jian Yue's face. "You're right. My mom knows the education board leaders and is also a parent representative. Of course, the teachers would curry favor with me; otherwise, how could they get the outstanding teacher award at year-end?"

    "Jian Yue, if you're poor, you should accept your fate. What good does it do to study well? Dreaming of rising from poverty? That's just a joke!"

    Before he finished speaking, the chubby boy punched Jian Yue in the stomach.

    Despite his endurance, Jian Yue still showed an expression of unbearable pain.

    Then,

    the comments went wild.

    "Damn! In broad daylight, assaulting someone?! How vicious will he be when he grows up?!"

    "Who is this chubby boy's mother? Which leader of the education board does she know? Is there any corruption involved? We need to investigate this thoroughly!"

    "And that homeroom teacher, she's an accomplice! If this student is being bullied, surely others in the class are too. If she can't handle things fairly, she's aiding the bully!"

    "Oh my god, I recognize that school uniform! This scum is disgracing our alma mater!"

    "Don't blur out the scum's face; it affects our online outrage!"

    "Jian Yue? Jian Li? Could this be Li Ge's younger brother? No wonder he didn't participate in the variety show; he must be here to support his little brother!"

    "..."

    Feeling the tension building, Jian Li, holding his phone and with one hand in his pocket, called out, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"

    The chubby boy turned around, seeing a stranger, snarled, "None of your business, scram!"

    "Jian Yue is my brother. Do you think it's none of my business?" Jian Li curled his lips, slowly approaching.

    Jian Yue looked up, feeling a dazzling golden light behind him, almost unable to look directly.

    "So you're this wimp's brother," the chubby boy, seeing a parent, became even more arrogant. Realizing he was being filmed, he paused for a moment before gesturing to his lackeys, "Go grab the phone!"

    Jian Li didn't resist, and the live stream was cut off.

    He smiled at his brother, still with a casual tone, "Tsk, rare on-the-spot teaching."

    "Now let me show you what it means not to take it lying down."

    Jian Yue, clutching his stomach, was about to say, "Brother, run, they're many,"

    but was left speechless as he saw the chubby boy and the others falling to the ground one by one.

    "Remember next time, kick here," Jian Li said, smiling as he kicked, "Not only will it make him scream, but there won't be any visible injuries."

    Jian Yue, "..."

    Holy crap, when did my brother become so skilled at fighting?!

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    1. EnchantedShogun
      Jan 14, '26 at 20:49

      ”A one-night stand?! How thrilling! Could he be pregnant?!” HAHAHAHAHAHA PREGNANT!?!?! SÉRIO!?!??

      1. GigaRunner3336
        @EnchantedShogunJan 29, '26 at 15:39

        Pior que fanfiqueiro

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