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    Chapter 292: The Foolish Empress in the Arrogant Hero Novel (42)

    "Creak—" Backlit, Guo Kai finally saw the person entering. "It's you!"

    It was the man he had seen by the river that day!

    This man had a striking appearance and attended to Tang Qing personally—likely one of that fool's kept men?

    Still guessing, Wei Shang spoke first, "Young Master Guo, it seems you didn't rest well last night."

    As he spoke, Wei Shang wore a smile—charming yet not vulgar, with a distinctive charm.

    "Finally, we meet."

    Guo Kai was baffled. "You wanted to see me?"

    "You know me?"

    Of course he did.

    With Qiu Xiang's help, Wei Shang knew every detail—who Guo Kai met each day, what he ate, even the words he muttered in his dreams.

    "I want to see Tang Qing!"

    "I need to ask her! What did she mean by what she said last night?" No matter how he thought about it, Guo Kai refused to believe Tang Qing was a reborn soul like him!

    He was Destiny's chosen! The child of destiny!

    This had to be wrong!

    "Oh?"

    "You want to see the Empress?"

    Guo Kai's words seemed to trigger something in Wei Shang. His eyes turned cold instantly as he smiled and said, "Young Master Guo, after tonight, I'm afraid you won't live to see another chance."

    "What do you mean?"

    Alarmed, Guo Kai suddenly sensed danger!

    Instinctively, he stepped back!

    But Wei Shang was faster!

    In an instant, he was right in front of him!

    "What are you—"

    Before he could finish, something slippery entered his mouth!

    Poison?

    He gagged, trying to vomit it out, but whatever it was seemed to dissolve the moment it entered his mouth—nothing to cough up!

    "What is this?!"

    Wei Shang said, his tone even more cryptic, "Lust's Delight."

    "Young Master Guo, aren't you the one who loves writing about what happens between the sheets?"

    "I'll give you a night of debauchery."

    As they spoke, Guo Kai suddenly felt a wave of heat rush through him—especially in his lower abdomen, a shameless, burning heat that was impossible to suppress! No way to hold it back!

    Realizing immediately what Wei Shang had forced into him, he shrieked, "A fucking aphrodisiac?!"

    "Are you insane?! I’m the—"

    Before he could utter "Divine Martial Emperor," Wei Shang slapped him hard across the face! "Shut the hell up!"

    "Is it this smooth-talking of yours that tricked Her Majesty into gifting you a golden jade tower?"

    "No wonder every word from your mouth grates on my ears like nails on a chalkboard."

    At that moment, Wei Shang resembled the haughtiest cat alive, his gaze lingering mockingly on Guo Kai's face before—

    He swiped at him like a feral beast!

    A crimson handprint bloomed on Guo Kai's cheek, and blood gushed from his nose.

    Wei Shang recoiled in disgust, stepping aside, careful not to let the filthy blood stain his robes.

    "Trash, through and through. Even your blood is filthy trash."

    Damn it!

    Is this bastard insane?!

    This was only their second meeting, yet Wei Shang had already struck him four times!

    In both his lifetimes combined, he had never been humiliated like this!

    The Divine Martial Emperor saw red. As he struggled to his feet, his eyes met Wei Shang's unfairly gorgeous eyes.

    He was unfairly beautiful.

    In both lifetimes... no one had ever looked so... impossible to look away from.

    But before he could dwell on it, the drug hit him again. Heat overwhelmed him, and Guo Kai's vision blurred with lust.

    Disgusted by the lecherous leer fixed on him, Wei Shang spat in disgust, "Filthy trash indeed."

    "Master Guo, since you can’t resist debauchery, I’ve prepared a special gift for you."

    As soon as he spoke, several sows were led in behind him!

    Snorting and grunting, the sows grew restless at the sight of Guo Kai.

    These pigs had also been drugged!

    "These sows were handpicked. Tonight, you’ll have the honor of servicing them."

    Breed with sows?!

    Like hell I will!

    He was the Divine Martial Emperor! Half the empire’s women would kill to bear his imperial heirs—how could he possibly mate with sows?!

    What utter humiliation!

    Before he could get a word in edgewise, Wei Shang had already lost interest in speaking to him. With a single command, the drugged female pigs charged toward Guo Kai!

    Considerately closing the door, Wei Shang spoke softly, "Lord Guo, the night is fleeting—make the most of it."

    Amid the cacophony of squealing pigs, Guo Kai's enraged bellows could be heard!

    "Come back here!"

    "Open the door!"

    "Open it now! You can't do this to me! I am the Divine Martial Emperor!"

    Wei Shang flicked his ear, looking utterly relaxed. "Heh—we’ll see how ‘divine’ you really are by morning."

    ...

    "Yikes, I can’t even look." The squeals mixed with Guo Kai's screams made the system sigh. "Sweetie really knows how to mess with people."

    After this ordeal, Guo Kai's manhood’s probably done for...

    "Tang Qing, Mu Zimo’s Love Points just went up by 4. Guess he’s thinking of you?"

    Back then, sweetie had mocked, worried Mu Zimo would steal Your Majesty’s affection.

    Now, it seemed the dumb thief lost his own heart instead...

    "Mu Zimo has grown a lot lately. Despite sweetie constantly sending people to trouble him, he hasn’t cracked under pressure!"

    Perhaps having fully realized his feelings, Mu Zimo transformed overnight, handling the guild like a pro now.

    Just as the system was about to report more on Mu Zimo, it suddenly announced, "Sweetie’s coming!"

    "Your Majesty."

    "You’re still up?" In the flickering candlelight, Wei Shang's face appeared downright seductive.

    "Is something the matter?"

    Tang Qing gave him a half-lidded look. Having just dealt with Guo Kai, Wei Shang was riding the high, every movement radiating satisfaction.

    "Nothing major."

    Wei Shang approached, speaking slowly, "Your Majesty, I just wanted to remind you—it's time for bed."

    Placed before Tang Qing was another damn cup of hot tea.

    Even from a distance, Tang Qing instantly detected the added *tanhuan*...

    The Empress frowned. "Wei Shang, I have to travel tomorrow."

    "You’ll be fine."

    "Worst case, I’ll piggyback you home tomorrow..."

    Still reluctant to drink the "indulgence," Tang Qing hesitated—sweetie was too clingy. Bedding him was a workout.

    "Liu Qingshu’s waiting outside."

    Wei Shang cared even less, "Don't mind her. Scholar Guo is studding pigs, and she's gone to gawk at the show."

    "Your Majesty..."

    "Still not drinking the tea? It won't taste as good once it's cold."

    Their eyes locked—Wei Shang's gaze turned smoldering in an instant!

    The Empress, caught off guard, found herself abruptly yanked forward by her darling!

    "Since Your Majesty refuses to drink it yourself... you must want me to feed you."

    Without giving Tang Qing any chance to push him away, Wei Shang downed the hot tea in one gulp, held it in his mouth, and then forced it past her lips!

    Mouths crashed together, her darling claimed every inch of her mouth, their panting breaths tangled. Faintly, Wei Shang's voice murmured, "Your Majesty..."

    "Time for bed."

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