Chapter 400 You All Love Me After Losing Weight (12)
by 毛毛崽崽Chapter 400: After Losing Weight, Everyone Loves Me (12)
"If you miss that piggy so much, why don't you go find her!"
"Worst case, I'll quit the guild, and you can bring her back!"
Han Chang's words completely pushed all of Zhao Ru's buttons!
"Bu Yunxu" was a male character, and everyone in the guild had always assumed the player behind the account was also male.
The interactions with Tang Qing were just girl friends saying hi, but the guild members loved teasing him about being the goddess's simp...
Zhao Ru was fine with it too, since, privately, she and Tang Qing were indeed good friends.
Back when "Bei Zhichun" was pursuing Tang Qing, she had warned her that someone chasing after her fame was probably just interested in the hype around being the top beauty!
Moreover, this "Bei Zhichun" often liked to flirt and exchange a few dirty jokes with some of the younger girls in the guild—super creepy!
How could such a sleazy man, who was always talking about love and romance, be sincere in any way?
It was just that Cat Ear was naive and easy to fool, and she actually fell for that idiot "Bei Zhichun"!
Not only did the relationship fail, but now she’s being dragged through the mud!
If Tang Qing was catfishing, was Han Chang’s so-called "love" back then even real?
And now, he keeps calling her "piggy" all the time!
He’s been cursing and even spreading rumors everywhere about how much Tang Qing took him for a ride!
Tang Qing never took a dime from him!
On the contrary, that idiot showered her with a lot of equipment...
This bastard!
But he never mentioned any of that in the 818 post!
"Are you even a man? Did you even answer the questions I asked?"
"You mentioned the payment transfers—show the full records, let everyone see clearly..."
"And what about all that equipment in your backpack? Care to explain how you got it?"
"Stop running your mouth all the time. Just because she’s not here, you think you can say whatever you want?"
After this outburst, Zhao Ru felt satisfied, but Han Chang was seeing red on the other side!
She’s just a 180-pound piggy, and the guild still has simps for her!
"Alright, alright! You’re forcing me to quit the guild, is that it..."
Zhao Ru: "Then quit right now!"
"You can’t talk sense, but you’re great at making a scene. If you’re going to quit, then quit! Don’t make me look down on you!"
Han Chang, on the other side of the screen, was completely thrown...
He had only meant to threaten them, but that idiot "Bu Yunxu" was actually calling his bluff!
Seriously?
All for that 180-pound piggy?
After hemming and hawing for a long time, Han Chang tried to exit several times, stuck on this screen... After waiting for a few seconds, someone finally backed him up!
"Give it a rest, like she's not even here, and you two are still going at each other."
"Let's both take a step back. It's just not getting the first clear, not that big of a deal."
Just as Han Chang was about to take this out, unexpectedly, "Bu Yunxu" still had no intention of giving him a pass!
"You're right, I just can't stand some people making stuff up and talking nonsense!"
"Today, I just want to ask Bei Zhichun! Explain the thing about the screenshot and the money transfer!"
"Don’t try playing both sides. Cat Ear has been trash-talked by him for so long, and I’m also curious—what’s his deal…"
Just as the conflict was about to escalate further, at the critical moment.
The guild leader, "Zhangjie Rimu," finally chimed in!
"Zhao Ru, shut up."
He actually used the voice chat!
In the entire "Maple Blue Alliance," the guild leader "Zhangjie Rimu" rarely speaks on voice chat, but today he actually spoke up!
And…
Who is this Zhao Ru?
"Bu Yunxu"?
Do they know each other?
While everyone in the alliance was still speculating, "Bu Yunxu" also spoke up!
It was actually a female voice!
"Bro!"
"Why are you telling me to shut up?"
A soft, kinda sweet voice came through, and even Han Chang was stunned!
From the very beginning, he had said that "Bu Yunxu" was probably just Tang Qing’s simp, blindly defending the goddess…
He never expected that "Bu Yunxu" was actually a woman!
And, from the tone of her voice, she seems tight with the guild leader?
Did she just call him "Bro"?
"Bu Yunxu" and the guild leader have that kind of family connection?
While his mind was still wrapping his head around this, the bossy tone of "Zhangjie Rimu" came through again:
"This matter stops here. Since you, Bei Zhichun, say you can find a new healer, make it happen."
"Since we've already broken up, there's no need to make a scene."
Guild Leader Qin Zizhen's words subtly threw shade at "Bei Zhichun" for trash-talking nonstop—which was, admittedly, rather petty.
With the conflict abruptly shut down by Qin Zizhen, Zhao Ru was furious right away!
She immediately started bombarding her cousin with angry WeChat messages!
"Why did you stop me!"
"He's such an asshole! If you hadn't shown up, he would've left already!"
"Last time was the same—you kicked Cat Ear out without even telling me!"
WeChat kept blowing up with notifications. Seeing Zhao Ru’s messages pouring in one after another, President Qin frowned slightly.
"Bu Yunxu" was actually Zhao Ru. At the last family gathering, he’d accidentally seen her game login screen.
Only then did he realize that his youngest cousin had been grinding in his game every day, never missing a single dungeon run or story quest.
Given the intensity of her gaming, paired with her abysmal academic performance—failing every subject—it was totally deserved.
"The Cat Ear incident got out of hand too fast and damaged the alliance’s reputation."
"As for Bei Zhi... The alliance is already down one healer. Do you really want me to go out and recruit another DPS?"
There he goes again!
Qin Zizhen, that ruthless capitalist!
He always thinks like a typical capitalist, just like those unscrupulous companies that only care about gains, losses, and personal interests!
Zhao Ru fired back resentfully:
"Hmph, always crunching the numbers so coldly. Cat Ear followed the guild faithfully all this time, never missed a single dungeon, always available at a moment’s notice."
"And when she left, she even returned all the guild resources. Qin Zizhen, you really have no heart at all..."
Kicking people out on a whim—it’s so messed up!
"If you’ve got the guts, kick me out too!"
Qin Zizhen: "Alright."
"You really have been wasting too much time on games."
Before Zhao Ru could process it, her account received a notification the very next second—Qin Zizhen had kicked her out!
"We regret to inform you that you have been removed from the guild Maple Blue Alliance by Guild Leader Zhangjie Rimu. The world is vast—please continue your journey to find where you belong!"
Zhao Ru: !!
Is Qin Zizhen out of his mind?!
He didn’t kick that scumbag out—he kicked me instead!
She immediately sent her cousin a message with the "confused black guy" meme (the Nick Young meme).
Qin Zizhen: "Study hard, and make progress every day."
What the crap!
Will kicking me out make me study better?
"Qin Zizhen!"
"No wonder you got nothing but silence after smashing 200 golden eggs!"
I'm so pissed off—so, so pissed off!
Almost choked on my anger, and just at this moment, Han Chang sent me a message:
"Huh? Did you leave the guild?"
"Did you tap the wrong button?"
Damn it!
Asshole!
What a fake, sweet talker—and from a guy!
How could Mao Er be such an idiot to have fallen for Bei Zhichun in the first place!
Zhao Ru felt her anger boiling over!
She picked up her phone, ready to fire back a storm of replies! Just then, Tang Qing's latest update popped up on her WeChat Moments...
"Time to lose weight, starting today!"
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