Chapter 24

Chapter 24

After a night's rest, the view outside the window was vastly different.

It was no longer the corridor of a hospital.

Instead, it was a fantastical scene.

When Lu Wei woke up the next day, he found himself and his bed transported onto a starship.

Ah, yes, a starship bound for Emperor Star.

His Majesty the Dog was sitting by the bedside, gazing at him.

Lu Wei: ?

"Where are we now?"

"On the starship," came the reply.

Didn't he know they were on a starship? Did he mean that he had been sleeping in the hospital last night and suddenly found himself on board the next day?

The canine monarch curled the corner of his mouth. "They dared not keep you. Of course, they sent you back to me."

Lu Wei recalled the doctor's obsequious bow and the city lord's submissive attitude.

Damn it.

They really were capable of such actions.

Lu Wei asked, "So where are we going now?"

The canine monarch replied, "Emperor Star."

Hmm.

And then what??

Lu Wei crossed his arms. "Is that it? With the way you were behaving earlier, do you expect me to just forget about it? I'm carrying your child, yet I have to endure your tantrums? You were so mighty in the conference hall, but you couldn't even send a damn starship to pick me up. How dare you—"

These crew members watched in astonishment as the young man fired off a barrage of criticism at the renowned monarch, who didn't seem to have any intention of retaliating.

Moreover, "carrying your child" implied: His Majesty and his offspring!

That would be a royal descendant!

The next ruler!

They had only been instructed by the adjutant to transport a civilian youth to an alien planet, yet they ended up stumbling upon a shocking revelation.

Did His Majesty actually have a child? This was a direct descendant of the bloodline that was dwindling in numbers!

Lu Wei was oblivious to their amazement; he was venting his anger – and then pulled out a frying pan.

Cabin Attendant: "..."

Wi... Weaponized frying pan, back in action?

Lu Wei pointed the frying pan at him and declared, "Act like a man and take it like one!"

Amidst the crew's presence, he fiercely struck the pan three times with great force, producing a thunderous sound.

The Canine Sovereign was taken aback, then his lips curled into a smile.

Lu Wei put away the frying pan, annoyed, "You're still laughing after being hit?"

The Canine Sovereign commented wryly, "It's like tickling."

He rarely wore such a genuine and pure smile, one that even conveyed a hint of happiness. It wasn't an exaggeration to say that this kind of smile was like spring snow melting on his face.

This wasn't the first time Lu Wei had been mesmerized by his looks, but this time the impact was even greater.

When Lu Wei regained his composure, the Canine Sovereign was propping his chin up, staring at him with a teasing glint in his eyes.

Lu Wei: "..." Damn it.

Though the Canine Sovereign could be doggedly annoying, his face was undeniably beautiful.

Lu Wei caught him in the act and retorted sharply, "Laugh your head off, I'm still angry."

The Canine Sovereign curled the corners of his lips. "I'm laughing at your hypocrisy."

Scram!

Lu Wei warned him, "If there's ever a next time, I'll really take your child to someone else."

The Canine Sovereign started laughing again.

It was anyone's guess what exactly tickled his funny bone.

After being soundly hit with the frying pan three times, the crew members were convinced that the young man was genuinely pregnant.

Otherwise, how dare he strike His Majesty? Four times, no less!

But if the child was indeed of royal blood, this young man wasn't merely rising from humble beginnings – he could even get away with challenging authority.

All

Emperor Pup: "The Queen is right."

Lu Wei: "Queen? Who's the Queen?"

Everyone's attention shifted to Lu Wei.

Emperor Pup stated matter-of-factly, "You, of course."

Lu Wei: ?

Lu Wei: "When did I become the Queen?"

Emperor Pup: "Just yesterday."

Lu Wei: "I'm not asking about the time. I'm asking what happened and who agreed to this?! I was still a bachelor yesterday, thank you!"

Emperor Pup replied, "I was so happy that I just registered us."

????

In your country, the law allows one to forcefully marry without the other party's consent, right?

There were too many absurdities; he didn't know where to start ridiculing them.

Recalling the previous nonsense, Lu Wei: "...."

Damn, it was actually true.

His Majesty the Dog represented the supreme law, allowing him to do as he pleased.

His Majesty the Dog suddenly became unhappy, "Is that not allowed?"

Lu Wei: "F*ck!"

He really couldn't have a rational conversation with this bastard!

Lu Wei truly had no intention of dealing with him and turned back into his room.

He slammed the door shut with a bang.

His Majesty the Pup: The pregnancy made his temper even hotter.

After becoming pregnant, Lu Wei found himself excessively drowsy.

Lying down by the window in his bedroom, he soon fell asleep again.

Perhaps it was because of his daydreams or some mystical phenomenon; in any case, during his afternoon nap, he genuinely dreamed of a tiny child.

But it wasn't an embryo; it appeared to be around three or four years old.

The child had a small face, and standing up, its entire body resembled a ball, plump and cuddly.

It seemed as if one could pinch out water from its tender flesh, more delicate than tofu itself. It was like a piece of meat wrapped in an egg, akin to a steamed dumpling filled with eggs.

As a new stepfather, his initial reaction was — this kid looked incredibly appetizing.

Lu Wei had only one thought: how much he craved Danjiao.

The doll had sparkling eyes that shimmered mischievously when blinked, indicating remarkable intelligence for its age.

If one were to judge solely by appearance.

The chubby child waved at him, grinning with squinted eyes.

Lu Wei yearned to walk over and hold that tiny pudgy hand, but upon reaching, he grasped only emptiness—like clutching at a wisp of cloud.

The plump child was as soft and fluffy as a cumulus cloud, vanishing into thin air in an instant.

Before Lu Wei could catch up, or rather, embrace the child, it had vanished right before his eyes.

Only after the doll disappeared did Lu Wei start observing his surroundings. The area was enveloped in a cushiony layer of thick clouds, resembling a kingdom made of cotton candy.

Despite this, he found himself craving for Danjiao.

"Where's Danjiao?" Lu Wei searched for the chubby child amidst the billowing clouds.

A tender voice echoed from within the layers of clouds, "Daddy, I'm right here."

Following the sound, he indeed found him.

However, it seemed like it wasn't just Lu Wei's illusion; the child didn't seem to smile as much now.

He had been all smiles just now, but after strolling through the clouds, he became much more aloof.

Even with a serious expression, the little one looked rather fierce.

Very much like His Majesty the Dog.

He looked good when he was smiling just now.

And he still looked good when he turned aloof.

But ultimately, his face still resembled Lu Wei's more. Lu Wei was quite satisfied with the child he had crafted.

It was good that he looked like him – handsome.

The child took the initiative to hold onto his sleeve, "Daddy."

Clinging persistently to his leg and looking at him with a baby-faced coo, it was incredibly endearing.

To be honest, the child's temperament resembled someone, but he didn't mention it.

Only then did Lu Wei have the tangible feeling that this child was indeed his offspring with His Canine Majesty: "Damn, I can actually bear children."

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Lu Wei jolted awake.

There seemed to be a lingering warmth from the child hugging his leg.

The commotion had also roused His Canine Majesty, who lazily leaned against the bedside.

His voice carried a thick nasal tone, "Not sleeping anymore?"

It was unclear when His Canine Majesty had arrived.

Judging from how he had just stirred from lying down, he must have been there for quite some time.

Lately, Lu Wei hadn't been sleeping well, but he seemed to be exceptionally peaceful during noon. It appeared that he had something to do with it.

Lu Wei turned his head, his eyes still half-lidded. "I'm craving Danjiao now."

His Majesty the Dog: "…"

"What's Danjiao?"

Lu Wei huffed. "You wouldn't know even if I told you."

In the cold night, longing for the flavors of home.

Lu Wei rubbed his eyes. "I just dreamed about it."

His Majesty the Dog pretended to be asleep with his eyes closed. "Mm-hmm."

Yawning softly, Lu Wei continued, "I dreamt of a child. Is that called a prenatal dream?"

He looked curious, still dazed from just waking up.

Eager to share his prenatal dreams, he even forgot to be angry.

It was as if he were a young boy eagerly sharing his toy, a posture Huo Jin had never seen before.

Upon hearing this, Huo Jin became much more alert. "I've heard of it."

Lu Wei counted on his fingers, earnestly recalling, "It was a boy. Even at a young age, you could tell he was going to be good-looking—no need to say it's inherited from me. That little nose and those tiny eyes would undoubtedly make him universally handsome when he grows up."

A smile played on the Dog Emperor's face. "Oh."

"At first, when I saw him, he was smiling at me, just like a slippery egg dumpling." Lu Wei swallowed his saliva, trying not to drool as he continued, "Later, when I searched for him in the clouds, he wasn't smiling anymore. He seemed a bit stern, but even a little kid being stern is adorably cute."

The Dog Emperor listened with his chin in his hand, allowing Lu Wei to speak without interruption.

Taking advantage of the fact that he still remembered the details from the dream, Lu Wei poured out everything: "But there was something strange about it. There was quite a contrast in his appearance, not like he was deliberately pretending. Does this kid have two different personalities?"

There was a hint of disdain in Lu Wei's tone. "What if his temper is like yours, and he has a split personality? Then we're in trouble; I think the child might have a tendency towards that."

The Dog Emperor replied, "I don't have a disorder of multiple personalities."

Lu Wei chuckled.

"You say inheritance can be problematic. Well, if I had inherited that moody and unpredictable temperament of yours, it would have been a disaster."

Not even his handsome face could save the situation then.

The Canine Emperor's amusement deepened in his eyes. "If you were like yourself, that would be great."

Lu Wei modestly praised himself. "Indeed, my personality is well-known among neighbors. I'm open and straightforward, and even the grandma downstairs enjoys chatting with me."

The Canine Emperor commented, "You're like a chili pepper, ready to explode at the slightest touch. You speak your mind, your insults are charming, but your fists are as soft as cotton."

Lu Wei: "..." Damn it.

So, you're implying that I'm just an empty vessel with no substance?

Aliens were indeed impressive. Having enhanced physical abilities, they flaunted their superiority before ordinary Earthlings like him.

Folding his arms, Lu Wei huffed coldly. "You know, you really hit the jackpot by meeting someone like me, don't you? Arriving alone on this godforsaken planet of yours, and as a pure-blooded man carrying a child, still willing to give birth to it for you – I had to do quite a bit of mental preparation for that."

If it weren't for the fact that this damned planet doesn't allow for contraceptive measures.

If it weren't for my unique constitution.

Who in their right mind would willingly bear children for Your Majesty the Dog?!

The young man's words often went over the Dog Emperor's head, but he still responded smoothly, "Mm."

After pouring out his thoughts like beans from a jar, the two of them fell into a silence.

It wasn't until a gust of wind blew in that Lu Wei suddenly realized what he had just done.

He was supposed to still be angry.

Yet, he had casually shared his pregnancy dream with the Dog Emperor??

With gritted teeth, Lu Wei growled, "I-I'll devour you."

A hint of amusement glinted in the Dog Emperor's eyes. "Oh."

My, my!

His Majesty the Dog kissed his calf gently. "Lu Wei, thank you."

Before Lu Wei could erupt like a volcano, he was left speechless.

This was because Huo Jin was looking at him with a smile, his eyes reflecting Lu Wei's image.

It seemed that His Majesty the Dog was rarely this happy.

Forget it.

He wouldn't scold him for now.

Lu Wei's anger subsided quickly. He wasn't an unreasonable person. Knowing that His Majesty the Dog was previously unaware, he didn't particularly want to hit him anymore.

Still, Lu Wei couldn't resist asking, "But are you sure you don't have any split personalities or a history of mental disorders that might be passed on to our child?"

If prenatal dreams were indeed so mystical and could foretell some aspects, he wondered.

The way that cub changes expressions doesn't seem like it could belong to a normal cub at all.