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    Chapter 95

    As it turned out, Lu Wei had a satisfying fight.

    Then, in a fit of foolishness, he detained the group and confined them.

    Lu Wei initially tried to break free, but two fists were no match for four hands; he couldn't overcome the strength of the guards.

    It was unheard of to imprison the Queen of Emperor Star.

    This was a significant matter that quickly spread throughout Gardenia Star.

    [The current ruler has only been on the throne for a dozen years or so. People have only heard tales of Emperor Star's Majesty, not actually seen him. They'll probably regret it when the time comes.]

    Considering Emperor Star's disposition, he wouldn't compromise his Queen for mere business matters.

    Lu Wei was placed in an opulent solitary cell.

    However, only he was imprisoned, while his two children were left unharmed.

    "Daddy, are you in there?"

    Lu Wei conversed through the door, "This is called being taken into custody."

    Lu Danjiao: "Taken into a jujube?"

    The Earthling chuckled, "Yes, with a pair of silver handcuffs."

    The father could still make jokes, but the two little plump balls found nothing amusing in this situation.

    Huo Nian calmly warned the guards outside, "If you don't release Daddy soon, when Father arrives, none of you will escape."

    The guard dismissed his warning, "We didn't arrest your two kids."

    Lu Danjiao crouched beside him, "Then you might as well just arrest us."

    They might come out unscathed if they were arrested, but capturing their father would probably cost him half his life at the hands of the devil.

    This young one crouched by the door, resting his chin on his hand, displaying a familiarity reminiscent of the old men chatting at the security bureau gate.

    The other youngster stood tall and straight, with his arms crossed, exuding an aura that discouraged approach.

    The guard seemed experienced: "Both of you are the Emperor Star's children. If word got out that you were caught here, it'd be disastrous. But that young man isn't confirmed as the Queen yet. Even if he is, he's just a receptacle. The Emperor Star wouldn't make a big deal out of this."

    Lu Danjiao sighed. "Who told you that?"

    Huo Nian stared at him. "I'll only warn you once. Release him now, or there will be consequences later."

    The guard shrugged. "That's not up to me."

    The two youngsters were forcefully sent back to the room prepared for them by the guards.

    Although Lu Wei was under house arrest, the captors seemed to have reservations due to their connection to the Emperor Star. Had they been from another planet, he might have ended up in a real jail.

    But those reservations were about Huo Jin.

    In the evening, someone came to deliver food to him.

    Opening the door, he found it was the younger wife of Brother Garden.

    The gentle and affectionate young spouse kept fussing over him, asking if he was cold or if he had enough to eat.

    They even presented him with five or six small plates, seemingly for holding side dishes and various dipping sauces.

    The Earthling, who was used to direct consumption, thought, "..."

    This really made him feel like a primitive being.

    Tears welled up in the young spouse's eyes as they watched him eat, saying, "You must be starving."

    To be honest, after arriving on Emperor Star, Lu Wei had seen enough of such behavior among men that it no longer surprised him.

    It still felt awkward, though.

    "Queen, will His Majesty, the Emperor of Emperor Star, be coming?"

    Lu Wei lay in his chair, answering without hesitation, "That silly fool will definitely come."

    The young spouse pondered, "Yes, the two young princes are still here."

    "Not because of that."

    Lu Wei suspected that this person would actually prefer if the two young ones settled down on Gardenia Star.

    His junior wife watched him eat for a while before finally hesitantly asking, "Is Emperor Star different from Gardenia Star? Would His Majesty there have... reservations about the Queen's actions?"

    Human: "No, he's just brain-dead."

    "!"

    "I'm the type he has bubbles in his head for," Lu Wei smiled. "I'm also crazy; otherwise, who would want to be with him?"

    Seeing his expression, his junior wife suddenly said, "Your Majesty, you should be very happy."

    There was a hint of envy in her tone.

    Many on Gardenia Star had risen up in rebellion, fearing that the monarch's actions would affect them.

    — "They really imprisoned the Queen of Emperor Star? But wasn't it said that the Queen of Emperor Star had been missing for a long time?"

    - "You live in the countryside, and the Queen has already returned."

    Some believed that the capture of the Queen alone wouldn't stir up any major turmoil.

    - "Even if it's the Queen, His Majesty of Emperor Star probably won't make a big fuss about it."

    - "His Majesty of Emperor Star wouldn't risk a rift with Gardenia over a mere donor."

    In any case, regardless of opinions, it sparked quite a public uproar.

    How could two little Pang Qius possibly let others take them away? They soon returned in perfect synchronization.

    "Father, Agent Two and I went to look for help, but they won't release you."

    The King of Gardenia was resolute in his refusal, while the other nobles looked down on them. Though they were polite to them, their attitude changed drastically when the topic turned to Lu Wei.

    These people's manners towards them were impeccable, but when it came to Lu Wei, it was an entirely different story.

    Lu Danjiao inwardly cursed, "We can't call upon the devil. Agent Two and I will figure something out."

    "Daddy, wait for me." Little Pang Qiu was weeping and sniffling as if they were about to be parted forever.

    Huo Nian was already contemplating using some less savory unconventional methods.

    But the two toddlers overheard:

    Lu Wei: "Huh?"

    Lu Wei: "I was planning to head out right after I finish eating."

    Two little Pang Qiufs: "...?"

    The Earthling lifted his head, pointing in that direction, "Look, the window is just this low. You can easily pry it open and climb out."

    Who would wait for His Majesty the Dog to grace them with his presence? It was hilarious.

    Did he need help with such a trivial matter?

    Then, the two little ones watched as their father effortlessly scaled the window on the other side, smashed its edge open, and flipped out with a sidestep like a nimble fish slipping away.

    Gazing at them from across the room.

    Lu Wei brushed off the dust on his hands and said, "You two stay here. I'll go clarify things with that idiot face to face."

    Meanwhile, an emergency meeting was being held on Gardenia.

    The conclusion they reached was: wait for His Majesty of Emperor Star to arrive and then figure out a solution.

    Then, they spotted a familiar yet unexpected person at the entrance.

    - The recently imprisoned Empress of Emperor Star.

    "Empress, how did you get out?"

    This was precisely what most people were wondering.

    Lu Wei replied, "That's not important."

    What mattered more to Lu Wei was what Gardenia intended to do.

    The Gardenia Star Monarch maintained his composure and said coolly, "When His Majesty arrives, we will naturally discuss how to handle the situation."

    Lu Wei was perplexed. "Why do I need others to solve my own problems?"

    The patriarch spoke up, "How dare a receiver like you have a say in this?"

    Lu Wei raised his fist and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

    Their eyes met, and the Gardenia Star Monarch faltered.

    That fist would hurt if thrown, but more importantly, Lu Wei genuinely had the nerve to use it.

    Gardenia brother shrugged his neck. "Y-You have something to say, go ahead and speak."

    Not only did the patriarch hold his tongue, but everyone else present at the meeting did as well.

    The Queen's fierce expression and visible muscle lines... It felt like they were truly capable of physically "teaching" them a lesson.

    Worse still, they were live-streaming the emergency conference to the public to silence any rumors.

    In other words, the public would witness the entirety of his beating.

    Brother Garden was rather concerned about his image and had even concealed his bruised face with a mask.

    Lu Wei said, "Let me make it clear to you, one thing at a time. As the saying goes, the one who initiates the tease is the more despicable one. Do you acknowledge that you provoked me first?"

    As Lu Wei spoke, he tapped the table with his specialized weapon.

    A dull thud echoed.

    —Where did he pull out a frying pan from?

    "..."

    No one dared to respond.

    In this situation, should he admit to it or not?

    The specialized weapon looked shiny and much harder than a fist. It was terrifying to imagine what it would be like if it hit someone's head.

    The Garden Star's monarch softly harrumphed, "I was merely speaking the truth."

    Lu Wei chuckled, "So you're admitting that it was indeed your words. Because not only did you speak trash, but you also hit your wife. As a friend standing up for justice, all my actions were justified."

    "..."

    With this round of blame-shifting, the mask was lifted, revealing a mark on the monarch's right cheek.

    Those who witnessed this scene didn't feel sympathy; instead, they felt a sense of relief.

    [So he's been wearing something to cover his bruise, hahaha.]

    [Did the Empress of Emperor Star give the king this bruise? I didn't know submissives could be so strong.]

    [I don't know why, but I feel a bit satisfied.]

    Lu Wei negotiated with him, "You also locked me up, so we're more or less even. If you hold a grudge now, that would make you petty."

    Doesn't that sound like someone reasoning logically?

    Yet, the other party was standing on the table with one foot, brandishing his personal weapon in one hand, and saying those words with narrowed eyes.

    He'd give a nice hammering to any little friend who dared to object.

    Floral Planet's Monarch: "...."

    How could a bottom behave like this, straddling a table and threatening others?

    Just as the situation became deadlock, news arrived that Emperor Star's ruler was approaching.

    Finally!

    With each approaching step, the Floral Planet's Monarch's heart brightened.

    He looked at Huo Jin as if he had found a savior, "Your Majesty, please discipline this bottom!"

    It was the first time the Floral Planet's Monarch had met Huo Jin, and he felt an overwhelming sense of pressure. He even imagined he could smell the scent of blood.

    The rumors about this figure finally began to align with the person before him.

    The crowd fell silent upon seeing Their Majesty.

    [The royal family's rules must be stricter. The receiver who marries into the royal family will probably suffer a lot. Looking at Emperor Star's face, they don't seem like an easygoing person...]

    [Indeed, who knows how much hardship lies beneath that glamorous exterior.]

    Before the 'dog' king could take a few steps forward, he heard the voice of his queen.

    Lu Wei pointed his frying pan and said, "I'll hit you if you come any closer."

    Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Lu Wei with terrified expressions.

    This was the rumored Emperor Star.

    The Garden Star Ruler swallowed, "You, a mere receiver, dare to speak to His Majesty like that?"

    However, the emperor merely curved his lips, showing no sign of taking offense.

    Garden Bro: ?

    Lu Wei shouted in that direction, "I'll handle the negotiation here, stay out of it."

    Doggie Emperor was the type who, after being aggrieved by Lu Wei, would vent his frustration across the entire universe.

    He glanced at Gardenia Star's monarch coolly and said, "We'll settle this later."

    Gardenia Star's Monarch never expected such a reaction.

    It was just a receiver... How could it make the Emperor of Emperor Star so furious?

    This person had pitch-black eyes that were particularly eerie when they stared at someone, sending shivers down his spine.

    Gardenia Star's Monarch was almost frightened to death. "Your Majesty, our Gardenia Star has cooperative projects with Emperor Star in agriculture. There's no need to spoil our relations over a mere receiver."

    Doggie Emperor found his words amusing and chuckled genuinely.

    Lu Wei ignored him and asked Gardenia, "I said we're even now, do you agree?"

    If it were any other time, Father might have agreed. But with countless subjects watching, he couldn't possibly swallow his pride. Where would his dignity as a monarch lie then?

    Garden Brother slammed his palm on the table. "You beat up a monarch of a planet, and that's it? Just like that?"

    Lu Wei: ??

    Hadn't he, Lu Wei, beaten up enough people already?

    Before Lu Wei could respond, the Dog Emperor couldn't resist interjecting.

    The Dog Emperor's expression darkened instantly. "He really hit you?"

    The Monarch of Garden Planet nodded. "Absolutely true, Your Majesty!"

    "Hmph." The Dog Emperor's voice was shrouded in gloom. "Lu Wei, you've really grown some backbone now."

    Before arriving, he had thought it was an exaggeration, but now it seemed to be a realistic portrayal—Lu Wei had indeed struck someone.

    The Monarch of Garden Planet's heart skipped a beat as he praised, "It seems His Majesty is a reasonable person."

    But the Emperor completely ignored him.

    With deep, mesmerizing eyes, the Canine Sovereign looked at Lu Wei and said, "You can only hit me, not anyone else."

    ???

    Lu Wei was amused despite himself. "Big Brother, you... Save your madness for elsewhere!"

    The Canine Sovereign lowered his eyelids and asked again, "Did you really hit him?"

    Lu Wei replied irritably, "Yes, I did!"

    The Canine Sovereign's gaze turned even more ruthless when he looked at Brother Garden, a hundred times more chilling than before, as if he had labeled him an enemy.

    Brother Garden: ...

    Your Majesty, please clarify, this is a blessing he doesn't want!

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    1. Adriana Castillo
      Oct 30, '24 at 07:10

      Ya se pasa Hou Jin, tenía la esperanza que no envidiara esas atenciones de su esposa a los demás, digo fue un golpe!!

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