Chapter 85
by AdminChapter 85
The live broadcast of the young cub from Star Network creating a groundbreaking invention garnered unprecedented viewership.
[People from Blue Star are dumbfounded too.]
[The Green-Hat Cub is incredibly convincing.]
[Let the storm rage on even harder!]
Amidst the tempestuous scene.
After the elder's initial bewilderment, a perplexing yet thrilling sensation arose within him.
Delphi glanced at the young prince before slowly turning to Lu Danjiao, "You are?"
Still chewing on the hand of Dog Emperor in an attempt to break free from the demon's grasp, Lu Danjiao responded, "My name is Lu Lan, Grandpa. You can call me Danjiao."
Lu Danjiao was a well-mannered child, taking the time to respond to the elder even in this situation.
Moreover, he usually spent a lot of time with Lu Wei, so his personality was quite popular among middle-aged uncles and aunts as well as elderly grandpas and grandmas. He often managed to coax some elders into treating him to delicious food.
"…Alright, Danjiao."
For some reason, there was an instant sense of familiarity upon seeing this child, stirring up a kind of affectionate feeling that grandparents often have for their grandchildren in Delphi.
The main examiner from Sartre almost fainted. "Why is there another one…?"
The assistant examiner whispered softly, "This one seems to be an elder from Blue Star."
The main examiner covered his forehead. "We're doomed."
Even if His Majesty was willing to accept the green-hat child, Blue Star would still hold them responsible.
"How will the people from Blue Star react when they see that the green-hat child isn't His Majesty but still looks so much like the young prince? They might do something out of anger."
The assistant examiner wore a pained expression. "We'll be implicated as well."
Delphi continued to fix his gaze on Lu Lan.
Pang Qiu glared fiercely at the Emperor, squirming in his grasp.
Delphi asked, "You resemble my great-grandchild very much. Are you also one of His Majesty's children?"
Lu Danjiao's face fell. "Not at all!"
The crowd from Sartre Star: "…."
This green-hat-wearing fellow was really courting death.
Not only did he bite the Emperor Star's ruler, but he also firmly told the Blue Star people that he was a child of infidelity.
He truly had guts.
Meanwhile, the chief examiner of the Sartre sector just wanted to die.
Surprisingly, the elder from Blue Star didn't make any trouble.
Delphi gazed deeply into Lu Danjiao's eyes and shook his head. "No, you're one of our Blue Star's children."
His tone was unwavering.
The crowd erupted in whispers.
Nobody knew where the elder's conviction came from.
The elderly man suppressed his inner exhilaration and turned to Huo Jin. "Your Majesty, am I right?"
The royal dog picked up the ball, raised an eyebrow, and suggested, "Ask him."
By now, Lu Danjiao had learned his lesson. He latched onto the old man's hand and bit down fiercely.
Observing this scene, Delphi became even more certain. "You are indeed a child of Blue Star."
Lu Danjiao huffed.
Not afraid of His Majesty, the fact that this youngster could still resist under his rule was evidence enough of his high genetic rank.
Seeing no response from the young one, Delphi turned his gaze to the person standing in the middle. "Queen!"
Lu Wei, unsure of who they were referring to, responded hesitantly, "Uh, I suppose I am, right?"
Delphi shook his head, convinced. "You must be."
He had been puzzled as to why His Majesty would suddenly be open to others on this particular day. Now, seeing the person before him, he understood – it was the return of an old acquaintance.
"Is this also His Majesty's offspring?" The elder's voice brimmed with anticipation.
Lu Wei nodded. "Yes." He indeed gave birth to him.
The elder's mind went blank. "Then why has His Majesty come here?"
The canine monarch curled the corners of his mouth. "To register the little one's birth."
Lu Danjiao sat on the ground with his chubby hands clasped, facing away from them, showing no regard for their presence.
The audience eagerly waiting for a juicy revelation was indeed served an unexpected twist, a colossal one.
A revelation that could astonish the entire B galaxy.
[What the heck? A queen?!]
[A green-hatted child isn't just a green-hat, but the real prince?!]
It turned out to be genuine.
It seemed not to be an imposter queen, but the long-lost true queen?
And this true queen had returned with a child, who was also the emperor's, identical to the young prince of Emperor Star.
- They were actually twins!
This meant that Emperor Star's ruler, said to have difficulty conceiving, had twins!
Delphi's emotions surged with excitement, "To think that the royal lineage produced twins in this generation, and one of them belongs to our Blue Star. I'm ashamed that I only found out now..."
Two darlings!
What's the difference between this and winning tens of millions in the lottery?
Lu Wei: "To be perfectly honest, I only found out about it recently myself."
Lu Wei's piercing gaze fell upon the struggling Lu Danjiao, immediately taming him with a single look.
—Not even His Majesty the Canine achieves such an outstanding effect.
Lu Wei shot a glare, leaving Lu Danjiao feeling immensely guilty.
Lu Danjiao looked at the young prince, and the two exchanged apprehensive glances.
Could Father have guessed that they had previously switched places?
If so, Father would definitely be furious.
The aide eagerly shared his thoughts with the fiery chili pepper, aka the prince.
The aide whispered, "So you were carrying twins back then. No wonder your belly was so big."
Lu Wei: ??
Lu Wei: "What did you say?"
Carrying what? Whose belly?
The aide slapped his forehead. "Oh, right, I forgot you have amnesia. It makes sense now."
Lu Wei was in disbelief. "The hell? I gave birth to these two kids?"
Aide: "Y-Yes, that's right."
Who else could have possibly given birth to them? Does His Majesty look like someone capable of bearing children?
Memories resurfaced at the most unexpected moments.
Brief flashes indeed played across Lu Wei's mind.
A belly twice the size of a textbook, pregnancy dreams – the scene unfolded vividly… Damn, that person was him!
He was human, wasn't he? Did he give birth to these twins?
Lu Wei covered his head. "You're not joking, right? I gave birth to them?"
The aide enlightened him. "You're the receptor. Receptors can carry pregnancies. I was there when you took the pregnancy test."
Lu Wei: "…F*ck."
Knowing that Lu Wei was clueless, the aide explained the concept of a receptor in simple terms.
The more he listened, the more perplexed Lu Wei's expression became.
"Are you really telling me I gave birth to them?"
"Absolutely true."
Lu Wei pressed his philtrum and let out a deep, cleansing breath towards the sky.
The adjutant had a premonition that he was about to witness a scuffle.
Sure enough.
Lu Wei strode over to His Canine Majesty in just a few steps and threw a punch. "They're mine! Why do you say they're yours?"
His Canine Majesty didn't dodge, his voice laced with amusement. "I never said that."
Lu Wei's fist was already raised, but upon further reflection, he realized that this bastard had never explicitly acknowledged that the two children were his.
"But you indirectly admitted it, damn it!"
Lu Wei gritted his teeth. "When I said they were yours, you didn't object!"
He continued through clenched teeth, "How could I possibly give birth? I'm a man, I can't!"
His Canine Majesty pointed at the two youngsters. "You can."
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He didn't even bother mentioning who the two little ones resembled; it was already settled that Lu Danjiao was related to him by blood.
Either the Dog Emperor was the father, or he himself was.
Lu Wei buried his face in his hands. "F*ck."
Stupid alien.
Enough, he pitied himself!
Then, Lu Wei suddenly recalled something else—
He had foolishly engaged in intimate activities with the Dog Emperor several times before.
Damn it, could it be that he was pregnant again?
This speculation gave the Earthling a headache.
The aide felt that he had caused trouble again and had an ominous premonition that he should cultivate other crops. "..."
The Spicy Pepper had already thrown a tantrum once before because of this matter, and now he was doing it again after losing his memory.
A perpetual anger machine.
Lu Wei pointed at himself. "Am I willing to bear your children?"
The tone of his voice made His Majesty the Dog's eyes sparkle with amusement. "Mm."
Damn it.
He had been willing to bear children for His Majesty the Dog before.
It was true love.
The other onlookers from Sart Star: "…"
Someone was assaulted.
This young man just assaulted someone.
It was none other than Emperor Star's sovereign himself who received the punch.
According to the rumors, the sovereign was about to retaliate fiercely, perhaps even leaving the assailant half-dead. Yet, the sovereign didn't seem angry at all; instead, he chuckled.
The sovereign laughed after being hit.
Who would believe such an account?
Observing this, the sovereign pointed at Lu Wei and instructed the two youngsters, "Come, call him 'mom'."
Two veins pulsed on Lu Wei's forehead. "Do you want another punch?"
Brother Earth had one admirable trait: he meant what he said. For instance, when he threatened with a punch, he would indeed deliver it.
The sovereign, as usual, couldn't help but be sarcastic. "Your fists are still as soft as before."
This only fueled Lu Wei's anger further. "Screw you!"
The three of them, big and small, shared strikingly beautiful eyes, a testament to their unbreakable blood ties.
The canine monarch said joyfully, "Since you gave birth, of course you're the mother."
Lu Wei felt an emptiness beside him, as if he was missing a weapon to wield.
It made even pounding someone feel awkward.
"..."
One could say that there were mixed feelings. For Lu Danjiao, he had already accepted the fact that he was a demon's child. Being born from a demon was, in a way, a stroke of luck amidst misfortune. After all, he and his father shared the same bloodline.
Lu Danjiao's eyes sparkled. "Did I come out from Daddy's tummy?"
The demon didn't respond, but that didn't dampen Lu Danjiao's happiness.
With heartfelt sincerity, Lu Danjiao exclaimed, "I love you, Daddy! Thank you, Daddy!"
On the other hand, the younger prince seemed a bit uneasy.
Lu Wei noticed that this child was different from Lu Danjiao; he didn't wear his thoughts on his face.
Disregarding the puppy's persistent antics, Lu Wei asked, "We've met before, haven't we?"
The young prince nodded.
His demeanor resembled Huo Jin's, with his direct gaze making his eyes appear exceptionally dark.
Lu Wei stared at him until the young prince lowered his eyelids under the scrutiny.
Both youngsters were guilt-ridden for deceiving him, but Huo Nian was more flustered than Lu Danjiao, as they had never established a proper parent-child relationship.
Huo Nian averted his gaze, fearing that his father might dislike him now.
Lu Wei observed him for a long moment.
The young prince pressed his lips together, silently wondering what Lu Wei would say next.
Would he claim not to know him, not to like him, or not to want him?
For he was not Danjiao.
Once, he had asked Lu Lan, "Why are you called Danjiao?"
Lu Lan's response was: "Daddy thought I looked like a Danjiao, so that's what he named me."
Later, he learned that the nickname Danjiao had actually been given even before they were born. It was because when Daddy was pregnant and felt the fetus moving, he had an intense craving for Danjiao.
But now, Danjiao was Danjiao, and he was not.
The young prince felt a pang of sadness in his heart.
Then, he heard Lu Wei say earnestly,
"You look even better in the black tank top that Daddy bought for you."
Upon hearing his words, the young prince's eyes lit up instantly, and he looked up at Lu Wei.
He said, "Daddy bought it."
A wave of bitterness surged in his heart.
Prince Pang Qiu lifted his head to meet Lu Wei's gaze.
Just like that father on Wu Star, he still looked at him with a unique and affectionate glance.
It made him yearn to embrace this father directly.
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