Chapter 31

Chapter 31

However, netizens quickly spotted the inconsistencies.

If "His Majesty the Family-raised Dog's" partner was in the military, that wouldn't work either!

It was currently the period of large-scale military training, during which every soldier had to participate.

This intensive training only occurred once every four years, serving as the most crucial rehearsal for the grand military parade. No matter their rank, all soldiers were required to take part.

Yet this soldier, who had been officially verified, was here playing games??

And things hadn't been going well for K lately.

Having been thoroughly crushed by an unknown player before the eyes of thousands, he had been publicly humiliated. Memes and ridicule-filled GIFs had emerged from the incident.

He had lost tens of thousands of followers, all of them active ones.

Moreover, Couple Xiao Cha didn't say anything, but recently, their attitude towards him had visibly worsened.

Xiao Cha's family was an illustrious noble household; if they lost this catch, it would be challenging to find another equal in status.

K lately loathed the "Domesticated Dog Majesty" couple with a passion.

Then, they received some fantastic news:

[Master K, quickly check the official account! It's confirmed that his domestic partner is a soldier, so Star netizens are speculating that he fled military training.]

[If he had escaped quietly without being exposed, it might have been better, but now the whole internet knows. He'll definitely face severe punishment; he's doomed.]

K's eyes lit up.

Military training was rigorous, with strict management, and all soldiers were required to participate. Escaping without a valid reason was tantamount to desertion on the battlefield.

That meant imprisonment.

Excellent.

The domesticated dog emperor and that pretentious fellow have finally given me leverage!

K wasted no time and immediately reported the two of them on the military intelligence network under his real name.

He also decided to go live to take advantage of this opportunity and improve his public image.

"The complaint has been received and will be verified within three working days."

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Lu Wei gazed at his reflection, staring at his pregnant belly.

Logically, it shouldn't be so noticeable this early, but his pregnancy seemed to progress twice as fast as others. After just one month, he already had a slightly protruding belly.

It was significantly larger than what textbooks indicated.

"It's all your fault!" Whenever faced with an issue, Lu Wei blamed the dog emperor.

Indeed, it was his fault!

Lu Wei looked at himself in the mirror, comparing his appearance with the instructions from the "Interstellar Guide to Pregnancy."

[Under normal circumstances, there won't be any noticeable changes in the abdomen during the first three months, making it difficult to detect pregnancy without timely examination. It is recommended that every family planning for conception should regularly conduct prenatal screening for the carrier to prevent any unexpected miscarriages.]

This damn thing called "no noticeable changes"!

Damn it, he was going to fly over and confront the person who wrote this book right away!

His Majesty the Dog gently rubbed his belly and curled his lips. "This kid is already so plump before he's even born."

Looking at His Majesty the Dog, Lu Wei really felt like an idiot for how he had reacted before.

Back when he used to read literary works,

he would ridicule stories where "a man ends up in a relationship with another man for no reason, gets pregnant unexpectedly, and then reluctantly gives birth."

Now, it seemed that the misguided youth in those stories was none other than himself.

Lu Wei was quite annoyed. "I wonder who you take after."

His Majesty the Dog crouched on the ground, studying the belly intently. "Your mother didn't eat much either. How did you end up so plump?"

As if understanding its unreliable father's words, the child in the womb began to stir, as if protesting.

"..."

Who were they calling 'Mom'?

Ghost flames flickered in Lu Wei's eyes. "How do you know it's a boy? I think it's a girl."

"The girl would be nice too, with a temperament like yours, my darling little spice," the Dog King quirked the corner of his mouth.

The adjutant's ears were about to go numb lately.

Being forced to listen to the conversations between His Majesty and the fiery chili, he wished he were deaf!

Who would ever describe Lu Wei as "darling"!

Is this what they mean by "beauty in the eyes of the beholder," when it comes to lovers?

Lu Wei wasn't exactly known for his patience, and his sensitivity had only heightened since he became pregnant.

"Oh? So you're not hoping for a boy, then?"

Adjutant: ...

The hot-tempered chili pepper had now evolved into a randomly irritable one.

Pregnancy truly did bring about a change in people.

His Majesty the Dog had always possessed heightened senses compared to ordinary individuals.

He didn't perceive Lu Wei's tone as sarcastic; instead, he thought the latter was being affectionate toward him.

His Majesty the Dog: "That's fine too. If it's a boy, then it's a boy."

He genuinely enjoyed discussing their future child with Lu Wei, and it filled him with immense joy.

Aide: "..."

Lu Wei was also left speechless by the dog emperor. He simply lowered his head and looked at his abdomen.

How could this child make him show a belly in just one month?

After the "Tens of Thousands Witness" event, no one bothered him anymore, so Lu Wei relaxed quite a bit.

Perhaps due to the hormonal surge, Lu Wei had another dream that night.

A prenatal dream.

It was still that cub.

The cub he dreamed of had a bit of a resemblance to Danjiao – its face was smooth, plump, and irresistible, making one want to take a bite.

But there was something unsettling about it—

The cub was starting to resemble the dog emperor more and more.

Grass.

The child seemed quite optimistic as he called out to him in a tender voice, "Daddy!"

Then, he asked,

"Where else are we going to pick up trash?"

Lu Wei: ???

He turned his head back.

They lived in a dilapidated straw hut, and the child was squatting on the ground, pudgily counting: this one could be sold for more, that one was difficult to collect and wouldn't sell well, so they shouldn't pick it up next time.

What trash collector?

Lu Wei: "Damn."

"It's okay, Daddy. I'll pick up trash to support you!" The child patted his own chest with a mature air, "I'm much faster at picking up trash now than before."

Lu Wei: Unbelievable.

Then, on the walls of their incredibly shabby home, Lu Wei spotted numerous certificates.

"Congratulations to Little Danjiao for winning the Gold Medal in the Children's Invention Competition. This certificate is issued as an encouragement."

"Central Academy of Sciences"

Lu Wei pointed at the certificate, "Is this yours?"

Trash Picking Kid: "Yeah, they're all inventions made from trash. Those uncle and aunties even asked me to join them at some research institute!"

Lu Wei: Damn genius.

Brother, you're my real brother.

#Estimating a three- or four-year-old genius, who, through scavenging, participated in "I Love Inventing," defeated the robotic team, and was recruited by the Academy of Sciences – truly inspiring.

It brought tears to the eyes.

Then, the scene changed.

The trash kid was now dressed in an exquisite little tuxedo.

Lu Wei was overwhelmed with emotions: "Did you reach the pinnacle of life by picking up trash?"

But the trash kid seemed to have become much more reserved.

He stared at Lu Wei.

To be honest, his expression resembled the Emperor Dog's quite a bit.

Trash Kid: "I don't pick up trash anymore."

His pupils were pitch black. Normally, a child staring like that would look adorable, but there was a hint of gloominess in his gaze when he looked at Lu Wei this way.

Something like a black-eyed octopus had reappeared in the world.

Lu Wei truly wished to cry out to the heavens in exasperation.

Damn it.

Why didn't this offspring inherit some better traits?

The only solace was that his child seemed genuinely intelligent.

His Majesty the Dog was an idiot.

So this prodigious child must have inherited his genes from Lu Wei.

Satisfaction.

Awakened with such contentment, Lu Wei opened his eyes.

Initially, Lu Wei intended to summon a small robot to bring him a glass of water to soothe his throat. However, just as he reached out to press the call button, his expression changed.

Gently tapping the dog emperor beside him, he said, "Damn, Huo Jin, my legs have gone numb."

His Majesty the Pup woke up, his voice still carrying a hint of sleepiness, "You're such a tease."

Lu Wei had long since grown accustomed to being called that, "Ah, quick... my leg is cramping!"

His Majesty the Pup sat up straight, adjusting Lu Wei's posture, then shifted his leg over and reached out to press on his acupoints.

This proved effective; at least Lu Wei felt much more relieved.

"Ahh, it hurts!"

His Majesty the Pup inexplicably exerted excessive force, causing Earth Bro to involuntarily thump him back.

Originally just a normal action, but in the ears of His Majesty the Pup, it carried a different connotation with its gentle tone.

Especially since Lu Wei's legs were still held down, leaving him sitting in a rather vulnerable position, while he emitted indistinct moans.

Huo Jin leaned over and bit his shoulder.

Lu Wei pounded on his back, wincing in pain. "Damn, are you a dog or something?"

"Good boy."

Lu Wei's ears turned soft. "You dare call me that again!"

The Canine Monarch: "Oh."

The Canine Monarch: "Good boy."

What do you mean by 'oh'?

Why are you being so obedient now? Trying to infuriate someone?

Lu Wei was eager to share his dream and thus spared himself the effort of scolding him. "I just had a dream."

The Canine Monarch lifted his gaze to look at him.

Lu Wei was suspicious. "Are you sure you don't have a split personality?"

Could it be that this Canine Monarch has some hidden illness he hasn't mentioned?

Huo Jin raised an eyebrow. "The royal family has genetic disorders, but none have exhibited any similar form of mental illness."

Lu Wei only believed half of it.

Nonsense.

How did that trashy character transform into someone who closely resembles His Majesty the Dog?

With one hand, His Majesty the Dog massaged his calf while folding his leg back, positioning him in a receptive posture facing him.

And let's not forget about this planet's mating instincts.

The moment the scent spread, Lu Wei felt even weaker in his knees.

"You shouldn't..." The pressure from the weight made it impossible for Lu Wei to push back. "It's still the first month."

His Majesty the Canine gazed at him with dark, obsidian pupils. "You don't like me anymore."

Lu Wei: ?

What's wrong now?

Lu Wei truly couldn't fathom His Majesty's line of thought sometimes: "Is this the issue??"

The unemotional sovereign placed his hand on Lu Wei's abdomen: "You like him more now."

The rough pad of his finger caused Lu Wei to feel a tickle.

"Stop it, damn it, hahaha." Lu Wei's stomach was naturally prone to ticklishness, and after pregnancy, his sensitivity had heightened even more. He couldn't withstand such gentle teasing.

The sovereign continued to stare at him: "You've been talking about that chubby boy all along."

"???"

Was that how he was thinking??

Then, this canine creature seemed to be competing with someone or proving something.

Those slightly calloused hands slowly descended further.

Earthling brother was dumbfounded: "Although the guidebook says it's okay during rut, but you are—"

His words were cut off as he was embraced and covered up.

With a dark, slightly jealous expression, it was as if he was protesting against the injustice.

From Lu Wei's perspective, the strands of hair falling down made him look a little pitiable.

Below, there was no pause at all; it was incredibly excited.

Was there a division between the upper and lower halves? A two-faced creature??

Lu Wei: Damn it!