Chapter 23: Why Did You Spank My Butt!

Chapter 23: Why Did You Hit My Butt!

"Don't send me back, okay? I was just trying to help the injured. Just let me go find that Stinky Old Man." Bai Yeye nuzzled Shen Yu's hand pleadingly, trying to charm him with a cute smile.

"I'll let you go, but I'm coming with you." He had to ensure Bai Yeye's safety and also make sure Wu Shao would definitely come; otherwise, the Gu poison would spread, causing chaos on Lexus Planet and throughout the entire universe.

Bai Yeye gave him a heads-up: "That Stinky Old Man is super difficult. If you go, he'll definitely make things difficult for you."

"It's fine."

Shen Yu knew what kind of person Wu Shao was, but if he was scared of something this small, he wouldn't be a general.

Bai Yeye wagged his tail happily. With Shen Yu accompanying him, Bai Ruoshui wouldn't worry about his safety.

He used someone's communicator to contact Bai Ruoshui. The second Bai Ruoshui heard his voice, he knew something was up, but he never expected Shen Yu to be the one who hijacked the ship.

"We're going to find Wu Shao! Don't worry about me!"

"YeYe! Give the communicator to Shen Yu!" Bai Ruoshui couldn't talk sense into him, so he tried to get Shen Yu instead.

Too bad, Shen Yu wasn't having it either.

"Don't worry, Princess Consort. I'll take him and bring him back. This is all for the safety of Lexus Planet. I hope you can understand."

"Yeye doesn't know what he's doing. If he goes, he'll just piss off Master. If I go, the chances of our Master coming are much greater."

Bai Yeye shot back, "The old man just said you can't go! I'm not lying!"

"YeYe!" Bai Ruoshui was really pissed. If he got his hands on Yeye, he'd starve him for a full two hours!

"Brother Yuanzhou, soothe Brother Ruoshui! We're heading out!" Bai Yeye boldly hung up. More talk was useless; better to leave early to avoid Bai Ruoshui catching up.

"Let's go." Shen Yu parked the ship in a hidden spot, planning to take Bai Yeye to another ship.

Bai Yeye patted the storage door: "Help me put all the snacks Brother Ruoshui packed into your Space Storage."

He had his own Space Storage, but he couldn't show it.

At first, Shen Yu didn't think much of it, but when he opened the door, he went silent.

How worried were they that Bai Yeye would starve, to have prepared this entire room full of snacks?

After putting everything away, Shen Yu's Space Storage was almost full.

He didn't say anything himself, but Bai Yeye complained: "Huh, a high and mighty general buys such a crappy Space Storage? Gets full with just a little bit. I'll give you a super high-capacity one later!"

"...This storage is top-of-the-line already."

"Let's go, let's go." Bai Yeye wagged his little tail, excited for their solo trip.

"Wait." Shen Yu took out a human skin mask and put it on, hiding his handsome face behind a plain one.

Bai Yeye looked up at him, thinking handsome was more about vibes. Even with a plain face, Shen Yu's aura was still impossible to miss.

"Let's go."

Shen Yu first took Bai Yeye to buy a small ship. He only wanted a two-seater, but Bai Yeye was too big, so they had to get a four-seater.

Bai Yeye looked at him with disdain: "Look at you being so huge."

Shen Yu glanced at his 'tiny body' taking up three seats and said nothing.

Wu Shao's place was super remote; even flying nonstop would take three days. Bai Yeye saw Shen Yu had been piloting for almost a whole day and wanted to take over.

"Take a break. Let me drive."

"You know how to fly?"

"'Course I do! Who do you take me for?" His dog paws just weren't as handy as human hands. But he could still manage.

"Just asking, not doubting you. Rest. I don't need a break yet." Shen Yu had strong mental strength; he could go a whole week without sleeping.

Bai Yeye knew his mental strength was strong, but overusing it would need a lot of rest to recover, which wasn't good for his health. It was better to rest early.

"Go rest! I'll drive. Dad says if you don't rest properly, you'll get kidney problems!" Bai Yeye used his chubby body to nudge him aside and took the pilot's seat.

Hearing 'kidney deficiency,' Shen Yu's eyebrow twitched.

He remembered that the first time he met Bai Yeye's owner, it was that guy who spread the rumor about Shen Yu having kidney deficiency.

No alpha likes hearing those two words. He reached out and patted Bai Yeye's head: "Don't pick up bad habits. Don't misuse that word."

"Why are you hitting me? I'm not wrong. Are you annoyed because I hit a nerve?" Bai Yeye glared at him, his fluffy tail wagging like a middle finger.

Shen Yu couldn't be bothered to argue and closed his eyes to rest.

Then Bai Yeye got an idea, a mischievous smile spreading across his cute face: "Hey, you haven't married all this time. Do you have some secret ailment or something?"

Even though beastmen have long lifespans, some even reaching thousands of years, most start looking for partners after eighteen.

Even if they don't find a partner, they still have regular... you know. Bai Yeye noticed that Shen Yu had nothing like that. Thinking about it, it was really strange.

Other than going to the imperial palace for meetings in the morning, he spent all his time training soldiers at the base and only rested there. He never went out.

He was almost thirty, and having no desires at all wasn't normal. Unless... hehe.

Bai Yeye was as excited as if he'd discovered a new continent, pestering him: "Come on, come on, tell me! My lips are sealed, I won't tell a soul."

"Are you impotent, or do you just not like Omegas?"

"You're always at the base. Could it be you like Alphas?"

"Or after rejecting Brother Ruoshui, you regretted it and decided no Omega in the world could compare, so you became a monk?"

"Nah, that can't be it. Otherwise, you wouldn't have rejected him from the start. Let me think... Could it be that you're impotent, so you rejected Brother Ruoshui because you didn't want to hold him back?"

"Wow, you're such a good guy."

Shen Yu initially didn't want to pay him any mind, but as he listened to the increasingly absurd theories, the veins on the back of his hand began to bulge.

"Don't be insecure. It's nothing. Coincidentally, we're going to see that Stinky Old Man. Maybe he can cure you."

"Don't worry, I'll plead with him for you. Then we'll get you some tiger penis, bear gall, whatever!"

"Oh, or maybe I should contact some deep-sea mermen and ask if they have any marine supplements for you? Don't worry, I won't say it's for you! I'll say it's for Gu Yuankai. Alphas all need face, I get it!"

Bai Yeye chattered on for a while until Shen Yu finally opened his eyes.

"Are we entering the straight flight path?"

The straight route doesn't need manual control; the spaceship will follow the path automatically.

"Yeah, yeah. We can gossip safely now." Bai Yeye thought Shen Yu wanted to gossip with him.

"Mm-hmm, come here." Shen Yu beckoned him over.

Bai Yeye leaned in eagerly, ear first, and the next second, Shen Yu grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and set him down on his lap.

"What are you doing? ... What the hell?!! Why are you spanking my butt, you bastard?!!!"

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