Chapter 3: He Has Kidney Deficiency!

Chapter 3: He’s Impotent!

“General, who was that beauty just now? Do you have a photo? Let me get a look, General.” Gu Yuankai looked at Shen Yu ingratiatingly. He had clearly heard the three words “heartless man,” but because he was at a distance, he couldn’t see Bai Yeye’s face clearly. Still, from the silhouette, he could tell it was a stunning beauty with extraordinary presence.

No wonder he had been able to give up the First Beauty of the Galaxy so easily back then—he must have had other options.

Gu Yuankai daydreamed for a moment, then looked up to meet Shen Yu’s cold gaze and immediately didn’t dare say more.

“Just joking, General. Don’t be mad.”

“Go inside and take all the pirates away. Calm the frightened passengers.”

“Yes, sir!” Gu Yuankai immediately led the team inside.

They had received word earlier that pirates would be appearing today. Shen Yu had nothing better to do, so he came personally to arrest them.

He hadn’t expected to run into Bai Yeye.

Thinking of that peerless face he’d just seen, Shen Yu felt a little dazed. Who exactly was he?

Shortly after, Gu Yuankai completed the assigned task: “General, all the pirates have been taken away, and the passengers’ mental states are mostly fine. Except for one dog that seemed scared, um… Should we send it to a pet hospital?”

“Dog?” Shen Yu said thoughtfully.

“Bring him up.”

Two soldiers struggled to carry a stretcher over. On the stretcher, Bai Yeye was lying spread-eagle.

It wasn’t that he was scared—it was that he had no strength because of the tranquilizer dart!

What was wrong with these two soldiers, panting just from carrying such a small dog as him? So useless!

Shen Yu stepped closer, his deep eyes fixed on Bai Yeye.

Bai Yeye glared back at him: What are you looking at? If you hadn’t ambushed me, I’d have you on the ground right now!

His gaze reminded Shen Yu of the beauty he’d encountered earlier, but it probably wasn’t the same person. Even if this little round dog could turn into a human, it would probably be round too.

“Take him back to base and have the military doctor look after him.”

“Huh? This little fat dog can’t even be a military dog, right?” Gu Yuankai accidentally spoke the truth.

He thought the little fat dog was cute enough, but it didn’t look like it had what it takes to be a military dog.

“Woof!!!” Bai Yeye let out an angry bark. How dare he call him fat!

“Take him back.” Shen Yu remembered this was Bai Yeye’s dog. If he took the dog, Bai Yeye would eventually show up again.

And so Bai Yeye was carried back into the base. He was fine, but the two soldiers carrying him were about to break their arms.

Bai Yeye felt no guilt about it. Instead, he thought they lacked training—too useless!

Better to blame others than yourself.

Beautiful and fluffy like cotton candy, he stood out starkly against the heavy, solemn atmosphere of the base. The alphas lined up to play with him.

“Is this a robotic dog? How else could it be so pretty?”

“This is so cute. If I took it home for my wife, she’d love it.”

“Don’t mention your wife—even I find it adorable. It’s true: aside from humans, other animals look good when they’re chubby.”

Bai Yeye jumped up angrily and bit his finger. It was fine to say pretty, but don’t mention that word!!

Gu Yuankai clapped his hands to shoo them away: “This is the dog we rescued today. A real dog. That’s not important—you won’t believe what happened today.”

Gu Yuankai was both Shen Yu’s trusted confidant and a thorn in his side. In battle, he was a reliable aide; in peacetime, a troublemaker. Nicknamed the base loudspeaker, any gossip that reached him would spread through the entire base within two hours.

“You guys just went to catch a few pirates today. What big thing could have happened?” The alphas weren’t impressed and tried to keep playing with Bai Yeye.

Gu Yuankai dropped the bombshell: “Today, someone showed up claiming to be the General’s lover!”

At that, everyone’s attention was instantly captured, including Bai Yeye’s.

Ha! That bastard Shen Yu had an old flame? No wonder he dared to reject his brother. This was even better—he’d make time to beat up both Shen Yu and his old lover!

“What old flame? Are you joking?”

“The General even rejected the First Beauty of the Galaxy. I thought he was planning to become a monk.”

“Tell us, tell us! What did his old flame look like?”

Bai Yeye perked up his gossipy little ears.

Gu Yuankai didn’t drag it out. He started boasting: “Gorgeous! Even his back view had me completely dazzled. Long silver-white hair, like a mermaid from the picture books I read as a kid—even more beautiful than that.”

Bai Yeye: ???

The others laughed: “Are you kidding? Silver-white hair? How could the General like such an alternative look?”

Bai Yeye: ???

“Really!! Not alternative at all! Very beautiful! Although I didn’t see his face, I think he’s probably as good as Bai Ruoshui.”

“You didn’t even see his face, so how can you be sure he’s as good as Bai Ruoshui?”

“There’s something called intuition.”

“Forget that for now. How do you know he’s the General’s lover? The General didn’t even bring him back.”

At that, Gu Yuankai got even more excited and acted it out for them: “When I arrived, I thought the beauty was a pirate, so I shot him with a tranquilizer. It turned out he was having some emotional entanglement with the General. After getting hit, he shouted at the General, ‘Heartless man~’ and then set off a smoke bomb and ran away.”

“Heartless man! Think about it—how could those three words apply to an ordinary relationship? And the way he shouted it—so tender and full of the regret of unrequited love. A pity you weren’t there.”

Bai Yeye: …

You’re the one with unrequited love! Your whole family has unrequited love! How come I didn’t know I had such rich emotions!

Gu Yuankai might be a blabbermouth, but he never made up rumors, so everyone believed him and started jeering.

Still, someone raised doubts: “Impossible, right? How could the General be a heartless man? I don’t believe it!”

Shen Yu’s character was beyond question, and his men were utterly loyal. They would rather believe the universe was about to explode than believe Shen Yu was a heartless man.

“Um, well, I don’t know the details either. I wanted to ask more, but the General wouldn’t say.” Gu Yuankai looked disappointed at missing out on the gossip.

At that moment, Bai Yeye stood up: “I know what happened.”

“Huh? Aren’t you a real dog? How can you talk? Could it be that your mental strength was damaged and you reverted to your Beast Form?” Gu Yuankai was startled.

They never suspected that Bai Yeye was a human who had transformed into his beast form, because usually after transforming, a person is half-dead. Although Bai Yeye had been lying motionless on the stretcher, he looked pretty healthy. Gu Yuankai just assumed he was a scared pet dog.

"My owner put a voice changer on me. My owner is Shen Yu's old flame!"

With today's advanced technology, voice changers that let pet dogs talk have been around for a while, so no one was too surprised.

As soon as they heard Bai Yeye's identity, everyone's eyes lit up.

"Really? Tell us what's going on with them! Spill the details!"

"The reason they broke up is actually very simple—because Shen Yu has weak kidneys!" Hmph, Bai Yeye wagged his fluffy tail proudly after saying that.

Shen Yu caused Brother Ruoshui to be slandered after he returned home, so Bai Yeye was going to get back at Shen Yu!

"Why is everyone so quiet?"

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent, making the triumphant Bai Yeye feel something was wrong.

Heavy footsteps came from behind. Bai Yeye swallowed hard and slowly turned his head.

Sure enough, he saw Shen Yu, his face thunderous.

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