Chapter 58: Would You Like to Date Me?
by 犬夜叉烧包Chapter 58: Would You Go Out with Me?
Originally it was supposed to be separate dates, but because Bai Yeye and Bai Ruoshui ended up together, it turned into a group of four of them again.
Bai Yuanzhou couldn't attract his wife's attention, so he could only vent all his anger on Shen Yu.
"Can't you go somewhere else? Why do you have to come here!"
"Why don't you go somewhere else?"
"Because I built this place!!"
"Oh, then I'll buy it from you now. Name a price."
Bai Yuanzhou rubbed his hands together eagerly. "I don't want to fight a single loser like you. After all, I still have a wife to patch me up. You have nothing."
His words really stung General Shen's pride. The two of them, not wanting to tip off the omega who was playing, both tacitly went outside to fight.
"YeYe, how far have you and General Shen gotten?" Bai Ruoshui fed Bai Yeye a snack while checking on his brother's relationship progress.
Bai Yeye was so shy that even his eating speed slowed down. "Still in the flirting stage."
"He hasn't made the first move?"
Bai Ruoshui was quite surprised. From Shen Yu's behavior these past few days, he could tell that Shen Yu really liked Bai Yeye. Strangely enough, with how much he liked him, he still hadn't confessed?
Because back when he and Bai Yuanzhou weren't together yet, Shen Yu thought they were being too slow (or dragging their feet) and directly locked them in together.
So why now, when it's his own turn, had he been silent for so long?
Bai Yeye's white ears turned a faint pink. "Sort of, but it wasn't a direct confession."
Actually, the two of them often hinted at each other in their daily conversations, and both clearly knew each other's feelings.
Bai Yeye was bold in other matters, but when it came to this, he was extremely timid. If Shen Yu didn't break the ice, he was too embarrassed to say anything either.
Bai Ruoshui looked at his shy little expression, feeling both happy and worried for him. "It's better to confirm the relationship as soon as possible, because Dad is coming."
Bai Ningxin was definitely coming to take Bai Yeye away. But if Bai Yeye had a legitimate reason, like having to stay with his boyfriend, there might still be a chance.
"Dad is really coming?!" Bai Yeye lost his appetite entirely.
Bai Ruoshui ruffled his hair. "Yeah, I tried to persuade him too, but you know Dad's personality."
"Is there any way I could dye myself so Dad wouldn't recognize me?" Bai Yeye daydreamed.
Bai Ruoshui said helplessly, "Yeah, dyeing is simple, but Dad isn't stupid."
"Or turn me invisible?"
"That kind of high-tech doesn't exist yet. Instead of thinking about these things, it's better to confirm your relationship with Shen Yu early. Dad has a good impression of Shen Yu. If Shen Yu's protecting you, he won't worry as much."
"It's not like I don't want to. If he doesn't make the first move, what am I supposed to do?" It's not like Bai Yeye could make the first move himself. He's a very shy Yeye, you know!
Bai Ruoshui thought for a moment. Maybe he should do what Shen Yu did before and lock them together?
Nah, that wouldn't work. Yeye's still in his puppy form. And Yeye was so innocent, how could he let him face that kind of thing now?
Innocent Bai Yeye was actually thinking about how, after they confirmed their relationship, he could check out Shen Yu's abs and pecs.
"Babe! Babe!" Bai Yuanzhou came scrambling in, looking like the world was ending.
Bai Ruoshui stood up. "What's wrong?"
"Your father-in-law is here! You hold her off first, I need to change clothes! I'm going to kill that Shen Yu, he tore my clothes!!" Bai Yuanzhou ran around like a headless chicken, frantic at the thought of Bai Ningxin seeing him in this sorry state.
Both Bai Yeye and Bai Ruoshui's expressions changed. He was already here?!
Shen Yu walked in calmly and reached out his hand to Bai Yeye. "Yeye, let's go first."
He had promised Bai Yeye that he wouldn't clash with Bai Ningxin.
Bai Yeye quickly ran over, but before he could jump into Shen Yu's arms, he heard his father's voice, like a soul-summoning banner from hell: "How dare you, you little mutt!"
Bai Yeye's legs went weak. With a thud, he flopped to the ground and pretended to be dead, only his trembling ears betraying him.
Shen Yu unhurriedly picked up Bai Yeye. "Don't be afraid. I'm here."
Bai Yeye was on the verge of tears. It's because you're here that I'm scared!
"Let him go." Bai Ningxin stared at Shen Yu with icy eyes, as if he wanted to chop off the hands holding Bai Yeye.
Shen Yu maintained respect for his elder and bowed. "Greetings, Queen of the Romanel Star."
Bai Ningxin wasn't in the mood for formalities. "Shen Yu, give him back to me."
"I'm sorry, but Yeye doesn't want to go with you. Please make an exception." This was the most polite tone Shen Yu could muster.
"I'll count to three. If you don't come over, I'll shave all the fur off your butt!" Bai Ningxin threatened Bai Yeye.
Shen Yu frowned. Sure enough, this whole family was twisted. The threat was exactly the same as the one Long Rui uses.
"Three, two!" Before he could count "one," another phoenix cry rang out in the air.
"You're getting pervier and pervier now, even picking on a little dog."
This time it was Xie Shihua, not Xie Yongyun. Unlike Xie Yongyun's youthful vigor, Xie Shihua had a mature calm that came with age. His elegance was undiminished, enough to make countless alphas bash their heads against walls for him.
Bai Yeye almost fainted. They should never have gone out today!
Bai Ningxin sneered. "Xie Shihua, you're getting older. Your nasolabial folds are showing."
Xie Shihua sneered back, and the words from his cute face formed a stark contrast. "Shut the hell up, Bai Ningxin! Take a look at yourself!"
"My son is the most handsome person in the world, way more handsome than you!"
"Oh really? I was the school hottie back then!"
"That's because I wore a mask to school back then. Unlike you, who showed your face every day and strutted around showing off!"
"You wore a mask because you couldn't compete with me. Admit it. It's not that shameful."
Bai Ruoshui bravely steeled himself and stood between them. "Stop it! Stop it! Uncle Xie! Long time no see!"
Xie Shihua squeezed out a smile. "Ah, I really don't know how such a twisted person could have produced such an excellent child like Ruoshui. Hey, Ruoshui, why don't you come be Uncle Xie's son? I'm way better than your current father."
Openly trying to steal his son, Bai Ningxin was not about to let that slide. He drew his long sword and thrust it toward him.
Xie Shihua was prepared and immediately joined the fight.
This is how they traditionally meet—they don't even exchange three sentences before they start fighting, and it's real, life-or-death combat!
Bai Yeye watched in agony, his heart racing. What could he do?
Bai Ruoshui was also in a bind, totally unsure who to back.
At this critical moment, Shen Yu suddenly leaned in and said to Bai Yeye, "Would you like to go out with me?"
"Huh?" Bai Yeye couldn't believe his ears. "Seriously, dude? They're in a fight, and you're confessing right now?"
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