Chapter 26: Shen Yu, Pee!

Chapter 26: Shen Yu, Pee!

Shen Yu had already figured Bai Yeye wasn't just a Samoyed; he must also be able to turn into a human.

If he can turn into a person but hasn't, what's his deal?

Watching Bai Yeye wobble his head while walking, Shen Yu's mouth twitched.

He probably didn't have a goal—was he just mooching food?

"Don't look at the noble Lord YeYe with those pervy looks, or I'll bite you." Bai Yeye snorted at him.

Shen Yu stopped giving him the once-over. "Are you sure this is the way?"

Bai Yeye said Wu Shao lived in this mountain, but they'd already been walking for nearly half an hour with no sign of him anywhere.

"Not sure."

"...Then why don't you contact Bai Ruoshui and ask?"

"It wouldn't help. He only knows it's somewhere in this mountain, not the exact spot."

Wu Shao's whereabouts were unpredictable; even Bai Ruoshui wouldn't know for sure.

"So we're just blindly searching?"

If it weren't urgent, Shen Yu would have the patience to search slowly, but the guy who got poisoned by the Gu was waiting for him to return, so the sooner the better.

Bai Yeye said, totally unbothered, "The Stinky Old Man planted a huge patch of Feather-Immortal Dew here. If I find that patch, I'll have a way to make him come out."

Feather-Immortal Dew was an extremely precious medicinal herb, known as a holy herb, and very few could grow it. Wu Shao planted a large patch for his own convenience.

With a clear target, Shen Yu's search became much faster.

He brought Bai Yeye to the Feather-Immortal Dew patch and asked, "So we just stand here till he comes to water it?"

"That's impossible. I have a faster method."

Bai Yeye walked near the Feather-Immortal Dew, yelled up at the sky, "Stinky Old Man! I'm here! Come out and greet me! I'll count to three, and if you don't come out—!"

Shen Yu frowned. Bai Yeye wasn't actually gonna wreck that pricey herb, was he? That'd be a real waste.

"—I'll piss on your precious plants!" Bai Yeye's threat was resounding.

"..." Sure enough, he'd underestimated just how shameless this dog was.

"Three! Two! One! Alright, you've got balls! I'll pee right here for you to see! Shen Yu, let it rip!" Bai Yeye gave the order.

"..." There was no way he could do something like that!

Bai Yeye stomped his foot. "Hurry up and pee! If you don't, he won't come out."

Shen Yu said stiffly, "Do it yourself!"

That's way too gross. General Shen can't stoop to that.

Bai Yeye glared at him. "Gu Yuankai said you guys all pee together when you're on the battlefield. What are you being shy for?"

"That's different!" On the battlefield, they had to make do with whatever was around. Now, it was just... too perverted!

Bai Yeye clicked his tongue dismissively. "Useless. Fine, I'll do it myself. Turn around!"

"You..." Shen Yu wasn't sure if he should stop him or just let him.

"I'm gonna pee! I really am gonna pee!" Bai Yeye pretended to lift his leg. "Oh, by the way, I've been kinda runny lately. If anything else slips out, don't blame me. It won't be a big deal—once you rinse 'em off, they'll still work."

"You disgusting Little Wretched Dog!" Wu Shao's furious voice rang out. An old man with a weathered face and a cold gaze rode in on the wind and landed before them.

From the moment they entered the mountain, Wu Shao had been watching their every move. He had deliberately made things hard for Bai Yeye, planning to drag it out till Bai Yeye begged him to come out. But he never expected Bai Yeye to be this shameless, using such a method to force him out.

Seeing him appear, Bai Yeye immediately rushed over and pounced on him joyfully. "Lord Miracle Doctor~ I missed you so much! Give me a hug!"

Wu Shao's old waist nearly snapped from the impact. "Did you mainline growth hormones?! You're as heavy as a pig!"

Bai Yeye accused him, "It must be because of your medicine. I was a super skinny little puppy before, but after taking your medicine, I became a big dog! Give me back my scrawny figure!"

Wu Shao gritted his teeth in anger. This mangy mutt still has the nerve to bring up that medicine thing.

"How about this: you help me with one thing, and I won't hold a grudge. What do you say?" Bai Yeye got to the point, looking at Wu Shao expectantly.

But Wu Shao wasn't easy to persuade. He sneered, "Don't even think about it."

Bai Yeye turned from happy to unhappy. "You told me to come invite you, and I traveled all this way! What more do you want from me?!"

Wu Shao corrected him, "I didn't say 'invite.' I said come and beg me. And I told you, I might not agree."

"Beg you? You want me to grovel and swallow my doggy pride?"

"Mm-hmm."

Bai Yeye sneered back. "Fine, fine, fine. So this is how you wanna humiliate me!"

Shen Yu thought, *Oh no, is a fight about to break out?*

"Then you picked the right dog to humiliate. Luckily, I have no shame and don't care. Come on, don't go easy on me just 'cause I'm a scrawny little dog." Bai Yeye lay on his back, all four paws in the air, looking like a martyr ready to be sacrificed.

Shen Yu: "..."

Wu Shao: "..."

He really wanted to beat Bai Yeye, but he was afraid the dog would actually enjoy it.

Wu Shao didn't want to talk to him anymore. His chilly gaze landed on Shen Yu. "Shen Yu?"

Shen Yu cupped his hands, his tone respectful. "Shen Yu greets the Great Physician. I've come today with a request. Please help me out, and I'll definitely repay you generously!"

He wasn't even this respectful to the emperor. Anyone else would have given him face, but Wu Shao was someone who didn't care about that.

"Heh. Isn't the oh-so-famous General Shen supposed to be all-powerful? Why don't you handle these matters yourself?"

"Shen Yu doesn't know a thing about medicine. That's exactly why I have to beg the Great Physician for help."

"Then learn. I'm not your teacher."

"Stinky Old Man! I try to be respectful, and you get all cocky! Eat my fist!" Bai Yeye lunged at him again.

Wu Shao's temples were bulging with anger. "Think I won't poison you to death?"

"Then I'll make damn sure to pee on every last one of your herbs before I croak." If it's a battle of words, he could play that game too.

"You!" If he didn't know that using poison was useless, Wu Shao would have thrown a bottle of poison powder at him right now.

Bai Yeye pestered him, rolling around and acting spoiled, insisting he go down the mountain to help.

Wu Shao said irritably, "Enough, shut up."

"Then promise me."

"I'll give you at most one chance."

"What chance?"

"You and him will be my servants for a week. If you serve me well and convince me, I'll reluctantly agree to help you." A nasty grin spread across Wu Shao's face. Having the lofty Shen Yu and the future Galactic Overlord serve him — interesting, very interesting.

Bai Yeye looked at Shen Yu. "Are you willing?"

Shen Yu nodded. Apart from that, they had no other choice. As long as we can keep the Gu poison from spreading further, he didn't mind a bit of hardship.

Bai Yeye released Wu Shao and grumbled, "Although I agreed to serve you, you'd better not go too far. I may not be able to move you, but I can hit you."

"You'd better have the guts."

"Just say it! What do you want us to do?"

"Go water my medicinal herbs."

"This patch of Yuxian Dew? No problem. Such a small area? That's just a few minutes of work."

"No, all the medicinal herbs on the entire mountain."

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