Chapter 132: Took Advantage of Me and Still Unhappy
by 犬夜叉烧包Chapter 132: You Took Advantage of Me and You're Still Not Happy?
When Bai Yeye woke up, he was startled by General Shen, who was radiating a strong aura of resentment beside him.
"What's with that look on your face? You took advantage of me and you're still not happy?"
Before he could even say anything, Shen Yu was already playing the victim?
The General, like a beaten-down little soldier, buried his face in Bai Yeye's fair neck and whined, "Your dads won't let us get married."
"Why? Did you have another fight with your dad?"
"They said they want to save a wedding for your second brother to see."
Bai Yeye was still confused: "But isn't your eldest brother still single? We can wait until he gets married."
Mentioning this made Shen Yu even more furious—he regretted spilling the beans!
"Your eldest brother and my little brother are getting married!"
Bai Yeye forgot his sore back and sat up in a flash: "Who and who now?! Long Rui and Xie Yongyun?"
He never would've guessed that.
"Yeah, they'd been together for a while, just never said anything."
"Damn, really? No wonder Little Phoenix is so perverted, obsessed with eldest brother's underwear—turns out it's a weird kink between lovers."
"..." That was just sneaky fun, not a full-blown obsession.
"But why are they rushing to get married?" From what Bai Yeye knew of Little Phoenix, he didn't seem like the type to settle down so soon.
The General's voice dripped with jealousy: "Because they not only marked each other, but Yongyun's also pregnant. Pfft! So untraditional."
He was dripping with sourness.
He wished Bai Yeye could be like Xie Yongyun, so they could get married too.
But given Bai Yeye's health, he'd better forget it. Besides, they were still in the honeymoon phase—a kid would cramp their style.
Bai Yeye had never seen Shen Yu act so wronged, and he found it kind of funny.
"You're still laughing! I'm stressing out here!" Shen Yu pressed against him, inhaling his coconut candy scent to calm himself down.
Bai Yeye was in a good mood, so he let last night go and patted his back: "Then let's just get married later, then."
"No way! I want to get married now!"
"Since when are you so eager to get married?"
"Because I don't want anyone else trying to steal you."
The General couldn't stop picturing alphas confessing to Bai Yeye, day and night. He wished he could tear them all apart, but there were too many of them.
Bai Yeye comforted him: "Don't worry, look on the bright side—even after marriage, people will still fight over you, since a lot of folks like married types."
"..." He really didn't need that kind of comfort.
Whenever Shen Yu got anxious, he'd rub against Bai Yeye, and that rubbing easily sparked a fire. Sensing danger, Bai Yeye quickly patted his flat belly: "I'm hungry!"
Shen Yu had to hold back the fire—he couldn't let his precious Yeye go hungry.
After getting Bai Yeye cleaned up, Shen Yu had someone bring in food.
If he were in his Samoyed form, Bai Yeye could eat for five hours straight, no breaks.
But in human form, he couldn't even finish two chicken legs.
"What did you give me? Why can't I turn into a Samoyed anymore?" Bai Yeye was panicking—if he couldn't eat those big chicken legs, he'd lose some of his best qualities, like purity.
Shen Yu wiped his mouth and dodged the question: "You're full, right?"
"No!"
"You're full. Let's get down to business."
"I said I'm not full, ahhh! Dad, help!"
Long Shen and Bai Ningxin were busy prepping for Long Rui's wedding and had totally forgotten about their youngest son.
In the following days, the General did only four things daily: eat, sleep, play with Yeye, and pray for Bai Ruoshui to wake up.
If Bai Ruoshui didn't wake up, he'd be the one to pass out.
Bai Ningxin and Long Shen also personally told Bai Ruoshui about Long Rui's upcoming wedding, hoping he'd wake up soon.
"Ruoshui, your eldest brother is getting married in a month. Try your best to wake up and see it, alright?" Bai Ningxin's eyes got watery every time he saw Bai Ruoshui lying in bed.
Bai Ruoshui still showed no reaction, lying there silently like the most beautiful sculpture in the world.
Long Shen placed a hand on Bai Ningxin's shoulder to comfort him: "Don't cry, don't make the kids worry."
Bai Ningxin wiped the corner of his eye and looked at Bai Yuanzhou, who had thinned considerably: "Yuanzhou, you need to take care of yourself too. If Ruoshui wakes up and sees you like this, he'll feel sorry for you."
Bai Yuanzhou had lost a lot of weight, but his complexion wasn't bad: "Dad, don't worry. I'll take good care of myself and Ruoshui."
He'd actually been trying to eat more lately; he'd been even scarier skinny before.
Long Shen said gently, "Good kid, I heard from Ayu that tomorrow is your birthday. I know you don't feel like celebrating big now, so how about we just have a family meal together? Just two hours—I'll have someone watch over Ruoshui."
Bai Yuanzhou hadn't left the house in almost a month. Long Shen thought it'd be good to get him out for some fresh air.
With the family's kind intentions, Bai Yuanzhou couldn't refuse: "Alright, thank you, Dad."
"Don't be so polite with us."
Long Shen told the others about this, and everyone prepared gifts in advance. When mealtime approached, they all cooked together to make Bai Yuanzhou feel the warmth of family.
Bai Yeye, who couldn't do anything, wandered around and saw Shen Yu sprinkling chili powder everywhere. Curious, he went over: "Why are you putting so much chili powder?"
Shen Yu still radiated resentment: "I want to make Bai Yuanzhou cry from the spice—maybe your second brother will wake up because of it."
Bai Yeye: ...
Poor marriage-crazed A.
Xie Yongyun's approach was also strange: first adding centipede, then mantis, then bamboo leaf green snake, and finally the antidote.
The goal was to not kill, but to disgust them to death.
Long Rui looked at him with a conflicted expression: "Yunyun, this... what you've made..."
Xie Yongyun said seriously, "In ancient Earth, this is called herbal food. I've been researching it for ages. Brother Yuanzhou has been working so hard lately, I want to build his strength up."
"Yeah, this... well, okay." Long Rui reassured himself, at least he wasn't the one eating it.
Xie Yongyun stirred the contents evenly, ladled out a small bowl, and handed it to Long Rui: "You try the taste first."
"...This, I, I." Long Rui looked deeply conflicted.
"Forget it, I'll try it myself." Xie Yongyun was a bit displeased—was he dissing his cooking?
Long Rui grabbed his hand: "I'll do it, I'll do it."
For the sake of the little Phoenix or little dragon, he'd rather take one for the team.
Long Rui mustered his courage, leaned in for a sniff, and couldn't help but gag: bleh.
Nope, there was no way he could bring himself to take a bite.
"What do you mean by that!" Xie Yongyun huffed in anger!
Long Rui's survival instinct kicked in: "I've been feeling a bit off lately. How about this—I'll find a gourmet food critic to try it. His opinion is very professional! YeYe! Come over here!"
Bai Yeye came over, "What's up? Yuck, where did this crap come from?"
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