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    As soon as this remark came out, Jiang Chenggong and Xie Han's reunion was also planted a layer of causality.

    From the beginning of summer to the end of summer, Jiang Chenggong was busy shooting. He would peek at the comments under Didi software while he was recording the rush-style online comprehensive.

    The red BYD did not take another order.

    "Director Jiang, except for Fang Jing who is late again, the other guests have all put on their makeup. Fans from several companies came to visit the class and brought KFC and milk tea, huh? Are you thinking about Didi's 'Reincarnation Wei Jie' again?Can I be pulled into the show by you..."

    When the assistant laboriously finished placing the aids of different colors, Jiang Chenggong was pondering the script by himself.

    It's been almost 2 months, and an eminent person has short memory, he has not given up the idea of inviting others to appear in an unknown new variety show.

    "You guys share it. Hey, I'm thinking. The only information available is that he only watches poetry programs besides news and agricultural programs." Jiang Chenggong sighed for the 198th time, "You said I can getWhat variety show theme to persuade him? Online Spring Festival Gala? Come and help me see."

    The chief director's artistic pursuit has always been very high, but this kind of symptom will inevitably look a bit like a star-chasing boy after watching it for a long time.

    The kind-hearted assistant found that he had listed a bunch of ideas for clothing sponsorship and venue, but the main concept of the show was still blank, and he only wrote two key words: "Stunning, beautiful man."

    no, no...

    The assistant laughed: "Director, what kind of legendary face is this amateur? You... said, you want to find some high-end luxury brands to provide him with outfits, rent a helicopter flight for him,Xiaojima and the cruise ship will also find the most expensive makeup teacher and team in China for 3 months? Are you going to sell the house?"

    Jiang Chenggong: "That's my plan. The financial investment is mere trifle. The key is that the creativity of the show must be enough to impress my first male lead."

    Assistant: "These conditions are all mere trifle!! What exactly do you mean?"

    Jiang Chenggong: "I'm currently looking into NASA's Mars immigration plan. Do you think Xie Han thinks this topic is very interesting? For example, go to space?"

    The assistant choked: "You still want to launch other handsome men to Mars by yourself! Too/en/revenge!"

    "What, didn't I want to express my sincerity...Aliens are not my target audience...I mainly want him to participate in my show once, so that everyone can get to know him."

    Up to this point, the whimsical director Jiang did not mention that the other party has a mysterious ability to attract fans. This ability convinced the big director that if he can successfully get Xie Han on a TV show, and then use excellent variety show editing to trigger it.The discussion of Xie Han by the whole people will produce a magical and dramatic effect.

    "Little Ding, to tell you the truth, I have often been researching foreign variety shows recently, and I have done a good job, and I have gained a lot of knowledge," Jiang Chenggong said, "I also want to be a subject that young people like.At that time, I might be the number one person in domestic variety shows."

    So what he brought out was a completely different enthusiasm for work. He really wanted to write a great program plan within a few months, and as soon as he was set, he would even forget to eat the box lunch of the film crew.

    The assistant reminded him: "...Director, people should only want to watch variety shows at home. The usual work and life are very tiring, and shooting variety shows will be even more tiring. Besides, ordinary amateur guests have no fans.If his filming offends fans, he will be scolded, but that is a cyberbully from across the country, most people would not agree to it."

    Jiang Chenggong: "I thought about this a long time ago. You are right. The Internet environment is relatively complicated."

    Assistant: "That's right, give it up and let her be beautiful alone."

    Jiang Chenggong didn't pick up on it this time, he nodded obsessively: "Yes, so in addition to the traffic effect of celebrities, I also decided to attract a group of amateurs with outstanding looks at once, preferably a dozen men together.Let’s compare it to everyone, no matter how big it is, all of us in the director’s team will kneel down and let the fans scold us.”

    Assistant: "..."

    Director Jiang's ambition was already driving the audience crazy, and the sweaty assistant felt that there was no need for a normal variety show to invite a dozen beautiful amateurs.

    Unless it's a subject that director Jiang doesn't like, it's called love.

    This novel type of show is a variant of the ancient dating show, and the elements that have been upgraded many years later have become much more fashionable.

    Generally, it will focus on the multi-dimensional ambiguity and cross-interaction between the guests, and it will not directly complete the one-on-one pairing on the show. It has become popular several times at home and abroad in recent years.

    What's even more coincidental is that there have been countless male and female versions of love variety shows, and there has never been a model where the guests are all of the same sex...

    The assistant's little genius's brain was shaking crazily: "Yes, a group of men are together, and they are all beautiful men? Isn't this the favorite CP of Weibo people! My girlfriend is knocking every day! Besides, same-sex marriageThat’s fine, why can’t gays go on TV and have a relationship!”

    And with the mainstream authority of the main station and the favorable connections of Director Fang, if the program group really produced a same-sex romance drama, it would definitely become popular before it was broadcast, which would greatly help the main station break the traditional impression.

    However, he didn't dare to mention it today, the assistant director was very afraid that Director Jiang would fly away like KFC, and left the whole group to find Didi male god.

    Director Jiang continued: "You know that there is a Korean drama called Please Answer 1988. As a TV personality, the audience can watch it every year, and implant a season, a kind of food, and a kind of feeling into it. I think this is a classic.Meaning. My only audience made up my mind."

    Assistant: "You mean the owner of BYD?"

    Director Jiang: "Yeah, people are not afraid of low appearance, they are only afraid of being compared with others. Every time I think of Xie Han's appearance, I start to think that everyone in the world is ugly. I am ugly, and you are also ugly. You say usWhy are people so ugly?"

    …………………

    The assistant was convinced, he understood that the idea of love can't be said in advance, the director is going to be terminally ill, he said first that it is estimated that all human beings will perish.

    After a while, when Fang Jing, the flying guest, came, the director's feeling for ugly people was even stronger.

    Because of the contradictions in the early stage, Jiang Chenggong didn't like this Fangjing, and he was even more embarrassed when he saw him.The director of the live in Cao camp but have the heart in Han camp filmed the interaction between the star and the villagers, and unexpectedly called the wrong name: "Xie——no, I said you, Fang Jing! You stop, this time the programIt is the theme of poverty alleviation, a child who misses his parents is the protagonist of the link, you keep holding your arms, what kind of camera do you block!"

    The others didn't hear who the director called at all.

    Fang Jing was very annoyed by Jiang Chenggong, he knocked away the child's hand, sat in the shed and drank coffee.

    Manager Cui Bingqing could only make a gesture of '15 minutes rest'.

    The whole group stopped.

    The little assistants gathered around, Fang Jing bowed his head and initiated a voice for someone.

    The speechless director picked up his diary and left, ignoring the ugly man, clenched his fists: "Director! Thank you, no, Fang Jing and others touch up makeup!"

    Ms. Zhou Mei, the backer behind the ugly man, also posted a WeChat message 10 minutes later: "Successful, my son is looking for me again. It's really troublesome for you to take two more shots. Don't worry, this show has the company's sailors andFang Jing's fans are helping to promote it, you can wait to get the share, and you will be voted for in the next variety show."

    ...

    The rural variety show with capital intervention finally finished filming in fast forward.

    The money that Zhou Mei promised has also arrived.

    There is only one perfect variety show plan with no content at all, and I still haven't thought about it.

    After autumn, domestic oil prices, gold prices, and fund trends became even more outrageous. Director Jiang raised fish at home, and those buddies who were engaged in catering, litigation, and financial industries all became 'depressed' one after another.

    Everyone in the group was shouting: "Life is hard, I envy civil servants."

    There was also a voice who cursed: "I am afraid that only celebrities in the world can easily make money! Look at their daily hot searches! Before there was a rural variety show for poverty alleviation, let these people live in single houses and drive RVs to poor people's homes."Pretend to be around, it's rubbish."

    Jiang Chenggong did not dare to say that this show was filmed by himself.

    He was also worried about whether Xie Han's industry would also be impacted by the general environment, and he was even a little bit aggrieved. What everyone said was indeed true. In this industry in the TV industry, relying on face to earn 208W a day's announcement fee is a "pure vase"'It's really too much, Xie Han is so photogenic, it's unreasonable for him to drive that kind of car all day long to make a living.

    But Xie Han's temper is too much like a white lion fighting fish in his family.

    Just an amateur, he seems to have the courage to defend and protect his own waters, and that solid and excellent spirit is so strong that he can jump out of the water and turn into a dragon to leave.

    Jiang Chenggong gradually believed that Xie Han's "disappearance" must be a very fulfilling life. He thought to himself, people will always become a drop of water in the vast ocean at a certain moment. The difference is that Director Jiang used toHe felt that he was the ocean, but this time it was completely different. In fact, he was just a drop of water existing in other people's lives.

    For 'Hai', he is no different from those passengers who have been on a ride.

    Director Jiang no longer thinks highly of his own talent. On the contrary, he reflects on why certain variety shows in recent years have failed to impress the online audience... After that, he received a call from a small assistant.One sentence is, "Director Jiang, are you still watching Peppa Pig at home? I want to ask, have you watched a variety show called Lian Zong..."

    ...

    Another month has passed, and the signal of the end of the year has really spread to the whole country, and the wave of returning home is coming.

    Xie Han on the other side is still staying in a special area that is sparsely populated.

    During this period, he thought of Jiang Chenggong's rural variety show several times, but the director Jiang was afraid of losing face, he didn't mention the name of the variety show clearly at all, and Xie Han didn't know where the show would be broadcast, so he forgot it in the end.

    During a meal, Xie Han sat on the second floor of the cafeteria, and the closed-circuit TV played the strongest poem he had seen for the 25th time.

    The colleague at the front desk asked: "Xie Han, have you memorized this program?"

    Xie Han: "The difficulty of reciting forward is too low, I usually carry it backwards."

    There will be more than 3,000 poems in this poetry competition in one season, and my colleagues have no doubts about his brain: "This little difficulty is a bit contemptuous to you."

    Xie Han continued to eat the steamed buns on the chopsticks.

    In the work unit, Xie Han usually eats big white steamed buns and shredded pork with Beijing sauce on Wednesdays.

    This is also a fucking specialty.

    Xie Han's shoulder line looks quite thin, but he can easily eat a large plate of shredded pork with three big steamed buns stuck in one chopstick. This time, he tasted this mouthful. He was homesick and planned to send a WeChat message to ask about his father's illness.Unfortunately, he couldn't find the words.

    Same as the situation before leaving home, Xie Han did not explain that he will change his workplace next year, and the distance between his parents and him is also a cliché, and it has always been like this for many years.

    At this time, the leader asked him to go to the office for a chat.

    After going upstairs, Xie Han, who has been rooted here all year round, first saw a blue electronic map on the left side of the room.He stopped immediately, and a white shadow was facing the hanging window. A salty smell emerged from Xie Han's nose. His leader was a majestic man, waving with white gloves.

    "Take the university notice and meal card. Congratulations. Your wish has come true." The leader first congratulated him, "If it wasn't for the good salary over there, I wouldn't let him go. You can end this kind of money making from other places."It’s a good thing to go back to this place and spend a lot of hard work, I hope you can remember everything here in the last days.”

    Xie Han stepped forward to accept the new job transfer and the purple notice.

    The colleagues in their unit generally look very positive, and everyone can go to perform some head-to-head dramas without makeup.The leader is also a heroic and serious man, and Xie Han is foiled by his frailty: "Besides, Xie Han, you don't have to care about some people in the society when you go home. Whenever you have any difficulties, please report the number here. I will talk to you personally.The other party said."

    Xie Han didn't catch this meaning, the leader said: "I mean, your non-disclosure agreement has officially expired this time, surfing the Internet, traveling, making friends, those people may not be completely well-intentioned, so don't keep leaving them behind."The fantasy that the pie will fall, otherwise I am afraid that there will be more people in the unit who can't help but want to go with you."

    ...

    After a period of time, the temperature in autumn followed, and Xie Han basically decided on the time to go home.

    It happened that during these days, there were more TV people around him overnight, and they were all from the main station. These cameras walking around were responsible for capturing certain scenery that the inland people could not see.

    Xie Hanhaoduanduan remembered the rural variety show that he hadn't seen last time.

    One day, Dong Kuaizui came to him, wearing white clothes specially.

    The unit will distribute two sets of clothes to everyone every year, and the style of formal wear will be more solemn. Generally, the colors of the two sets are different.

    Xie Han has participated in two important competitions this year, and the leader couldn't let him be the welcome boy for the TV station. Dong Kuaizui helped him over and over again.

    His real name is not this either, it's called Dong Lang.

    When they were roommates, the relationship between the two was okay, and the other party came to say a formal farewell today.

    "Ying Ying, the gift is accepted."

    Handing out the box to him, Dong Lang looked forward to it.

    Xie Han took off the flat mirror, took it apart and took a look: "Why did you give me more than 10,000 tablets? I'm going back to study soon, and I don't have money to treat me to dinner."

    "Who asked you to invite me? Don't you want to watch a variety show? It's so convenient to use this."

    The roommate with arms crossed said: "Seriously, you can't return me a gift of the same price! Why are you always so resistant to accepting friends' wishes? I'm really sad..."

    Xie Han accepted it first: "Then help me find a show, you are dressed like this, and finally hope to rely on TV to have a blind date?"

    "Are you embarrassing me again? Attracting your attention is my 'only'. If you don't take off your order, I won't take it off." Dong Lang patted the leather stool, "Go, give me face, I...I really want to make some more memories with you, and our leader even asked you to accept this interview, which will be released during the Spring Festival."

    The friend picked up Xie Han's navy blue coat.

    They walked side by side to the cafeteria. Dong Lang, who didn't dare to touch this shoulder, asked him: "Am I shabby today? In the environment where there are so many handsome men in my unit, I have a certain competitiveness..."

    Xie Han couldn't feel the atmosphere at all, "If you are so confident, then you can go, why are you dragging me together?"

    Someone's expression was bitter, "Because I want to be the "CP" on the news broadcast with you once, you are so cold, can't it be the last time..."

    Xie Han: "CP, your computer's CPU is broken?"

    "..."

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    Ying Ying is not pretending, he really does not understand what you are implying (.)

    After a long time, Ying Ying: "Why didn't you guys say it clearly? What do you mean by being so sneaky?"

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