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    "..." Dong Lang's CPU emitted a burning smell.

    Xie Han also asked: "The leader said last time that some people want to leave with me, and many people want to change jobs inland?"

    Hey, this is the end of the matter, please don't talk too much useless, friends will always do it.

    "Hahaha, there may be promotion and changes, I will go back to play with you someday..."

    Emperor Dong Tucao sees through the world of mortals, he rarely becomes a quiet, well-behaved handsome man under the camera of the main station.

    Xie Han began to accept questions and answers on high-tech and competitions.

    Pinning Mai to his collar, he pressed the folds of the glove that pinched his fingertips.

    Banzheng's perfect waist and long legs were instantly connected into a line, and when Xie Han raised his eyes to focus a little, the black leather shoes appeared shiny on the floor.

    Reporter: "Congratulations on winning another world award. Your mobile phone also uses the patented material that you won the award, right?"

    Xie Han: "Well, this new shell material is mainly to resist guns/bullets and reduce deep sea pressure. I have made a small modification to my colleagues' electronic products. My mobile phone can't be burned, hammered, and can be empty-handed.Knock open the shell of the durian."

    Reporter: "You really deserve to be the God of Hands. You are also the only member here who participated in the Operation Without Borders 8 years ago, right? This worldwide disaster rescue will be co-produced by my country and Hollywood in the near future. How old are you?" of?"

    Xie Han: "I was 19 years old, and that was the first time I went abroad, the first time I was trapped for 13 days without water or electricity."

    After the words fell, the beautiful scenery with strong focus of people and voices took on a dazzling brilliance, and Xie Han felt a sense of brokenness.

    The reporter's heart clenched: "You're still so young, have you ever thought about...the worst consequences? That might be a real disappearance."

    "I know that everyone and the country are behind me. I insist on going my own way. The violent sea will not defeat me."

    Xie Han's demeanor in the navy blue dress is really too positive. People on TV praised it. It is reasonable for such a character to be able to win the first place in an expensive company with so many beautiful appearances. Besides, his strength is stronger.

    "Thank you for accepting this interview, you will always be the pride of our country."

    "The shooting of that international film and its place in the history of world cinema will also prove it."

    ...

    The film crew finally told the face managers that, no surprises, the two are the first group to pay New Year's greetings to audiences across the country this year.

    When turned around and found lovely aunt, the meal was half empty.

    The two had a good appetite, and Dong Lang, who stuffed his mouth full of rice, was looking for a program, ""The first season of "The Villagers Who Glow on the Ridge of the Field", this is it?" He muttered, "Today's recommendations on the homepage are allLian Zong, my heart is pierced by Lao Tie, I have no one with this luck..."

    Xie Han's cheeks were twitching while eating meatballs: "What is Lian Zong?" Someone received a new tablet, and it can be seen that he is also happy, "Is it suitable for me to watch?"

    Dong Lang despised him: "Go, adults watch variety shows, children don't ask so many questions, if you ask again, your CPU will burn, and you will wet the bed in the middle of the night."

    Skip the home page and open the first episode.

    The director's surname is Jiang, and this is the only recent rural variety show.

    Dong Lang showed some face, and boasted with a smile: "It's quite positive. The first season has been aired early, and there are 9 episodes in total. The broadcast volume is good. Let's start a barrage."

    He actually knew the word and asked how to open it. Dong Lang began to teach: "Xiao Sa is optimistic. The bullet screen is a moving colorful comment on the top. This is real-time complaints from online audiences. It is very interesting..."

    Can……

    I am Cao.

    Seeing the army of bullet screens coming here at once, the eyes of the two were persecuted by light pollution. They had no time to pay attention to the opening song, game sessions and program scenes.His sight was hurt.

    Xie Han helped to save the respect, saying that there should be a child and an older industry boss in the variety show.The two of them didn't really want to watch the barrage of the show anymore. The comments on the screen looked strange, except for the robot comments on the wheels, there were also strange online vocabulary with yin and yang.

    "The head-changing monster, whose nose is transparent under the light, vomited."

    "6, Brother Bao Bao's nasal synthesis should be renewed again. Who is his beneficiary? Can you pick up this Marishan aesthetic dry brother?"

    "I heard from the Peanut Group that Fang Changtou's manager asked the whole village to build a toilet for him overnight? Is it this show? I hope your toilet will blow up tonight. Thank you for sending it to the show group!"

    Dong Lang and Xie Han seemed to be sitting in a harvested melon field, looking at each other and thinking, "Peanut group? Hot search? Repairing toilets in the middle of the night?"

    The fight between the people on both sides was really confusing.

    Xie Han played Weibo before, chose to skip the main battlefield, and dragged the progress bar to watch variety shows: "I want to give Xiao Xiaohua some useful daily necessities, and I will go to see them when I have time."

    Dong Lang sighed: "I can't understand this kind of quarrel at all. These people who swipe the screen seem to be fans of actors? Is it because he wants to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?"The person involved in the question said 'huh', "Xie Han, this "Baby Brother" and you...?"

    Brother Bao Bao, oh no, it is the big star Fang Jing who has a lot of fate with him, Xie Han has already seen it.

    "I have no blood relationship with him."

    The laughing Dong Kuaizui wondered if this Fang Jing could be regarded as a first-line male star, he was seeking truth from facts, "...you are not like him, but he is like you."

    "Looks like there is a difference." Xie Han, who was too full to eat, was a little sleepy. He just discussed the matter and said with squinted eyes. "No one said that oranges and oranges should learn from each other."

    Then, Dong Lang insisted on finding the encyclopedia, and Xie Han read it, "Fang Jing, a top student in a prestigious school, born to a beautiful boy, made his debut as "Gong Suo".The last high school student who crossed over from modern times would live and die for him..."

    "Pfft, I heard you say that he is a top student in a prestigious school and a beautiful boy born to a mother. I think it is extremely insulting to this star and hurts a lot. The key is that this guy is just like the guy in our cafeteria except for seafood.The rest of the meat is the same."

    What kind of metaphor is this?

    Someone lacked great virtue and said: "Brother Baobao is good-looking, but people with a discerning eye can see that it is all about technology and hard work." After understanding the Internet public opinion, he made up the knife: "If I were him, I guarantee that I will not use it in twenty years.I also pray that you don't show up in the toilet, no, I won't go to the toilet in fifty years."

    Xie Han originally just wanted to know what this sentence meant.

    He now feels that Dong Kuaizui seems to have mastered the unique skills of netizens Yinyang and others, so he can consider joining the mysterious peanut group.

    Xie Han could only say: "Don't hurt him, I won't touch him in the restroom in my life."

    Dong Kuaizui said, well, the entertainment industry has nothing to do with them.

    "Why don't you take another look at 'Xiao Wanzi' and her cubs? The mother and son like you the most, and when they see you come ashore, they must come out again hahaha..."

    The two immediately decided to go to see the cute sea beast.

    One interesting thing about their unit is that you don’t need to pay a ticket to observe this kind of giant animals throughout the year, and all kinds of marine friends with very smart brains can greet you casually and be buddies.

    Dong Kuaizui: "I think they will miss you too, you really don't have to leave, hey."

    Xie Han: "People will not stay in a fixed environment for a long time, like the ancestors of 'Little Maruko', they also resolutely walked into this ocean."

    Dong Lang didn't say a word, and the persuasion in his eyes instantly became darker than the real-time water temperature of a certain giant testing equipment in the unit...

    A few days later, the sound of clouds flying around the helicopter came.

    The unit that was frozen by the temperature overnight outside the window sent away the best figure, and Dong Lang received Xie Han's gift in return.

    A white recording pen in the shape of a Samoyed was left behind. The owner of the pen said that he made a white noise of the calls of those ocean singers.

    What Dong Lang gave was common material, what Xie Han returned was unique soul.

    Little Sa Baba: "You said that you like every life in this sea, and you also regard their cry as a nursery rhyme sung by a baby. I will give this nursery rhyme to you now."

    Dong Lang screamed: "Ah, heaven, earth, what evil did I do, this kind of lovelorn that can only come out after at least ten years has too much stamina—"

    ...

    It is a happy event for a wanderer to return home.

    But when he came back, Xie Han still didn't go to his parents' house to pick up Xiao Sa. He transferred the savings of several years to his mother, and first knocked on the door of his brother-in-law's house with a little luggage. He stayed for 4 days.

    This brother-in-law and his remarried lover Yao Guangmei watched his younger brother grow up step by step, so naturally they welcomed him wholeheartedly.

    At the simple and warm family dinner, Yao Guangmei repeatedly said that he was much thinner, felt sorry for his persistence in studying, and wanted to pay for him to buy a car as a gift.

    Yao Guangmei: "Ying Ying, Dad's illness is still with us, you can continue to study, but you need to buy a good car for your career, people in the society are very careful, don't drive that BYD to pick up those strangers' DidiAlone, go home more when you have time."

    BYD was eliminated by his parents before. He replied that the leader of the new unit helped him pay enough social security and provident fund, and would arrange a house and a car. He will rest for 11 days this time, and then go to the sonar laboratory in City C to get some things, He will come often when the course and research are settled.

    When mentioning his new work unit, brother-in-law and Yao Guangmei felt relieved, Xie Han said: "Oil prices are really too expensive, so I won't open Didi for the time being."

    When he said this, Xie Han didn't expect that trouble would come to his door.

    The cause was related to Fang Jing some time ago.

    Xie Han also has a Weibo account, he happened to log in, and as soon as he logged in, a stranger scolded him for being a sunspot for stealing photos, but if you look closely, there is more than one account, Xie Han rarely pays attention to the entertainment industry, the strange insulting voice makesHe remembered the barrage fight last time.

    What picture?

    He searched and searched, and a source 10 years ago was traced out. It was he who sent a hatless photo when he won the national award for the first time...

    Netizens said that the Peanut team had made great contributions again, and also said that if the account was not Fang Jing's small account before his debut, there would be a big problem.

    "Are they face-blind?" Xie Han thought so.

    In addition, he couldn't finish replying to private messages, and when he received a call from the school, he disconnected from the Internet and went busy.

    So the strange trumpets continued to send private messages to Xie Han who didn't find any problems at all.

    "Why did you steal my brother's photos when he was an amateur, you shameless bastard! Delete it quickly and apologize to Fang Jing! Otherwise, wait for a subpoena from the brokerage company!"

    "Go to hell! Stealing old photos of celebrities and pretending to be your ordinary boy! You have no conscience, and you have caused a show with such a good actor as Fang Jing in my family. I must be very unconfident in life, right?"

    "Don't pretend to be dead! Amateurs dare to steal Fang Jing's traffic. This photo is a well-known beauty photo of Fang Jing when he debuted. It is because of it that my brother is the only one who claims to be the number one 'white-moonlight/muse' in domestic entertainment."!You bastard, you have your own money!"

    The hot search took advantage of the trend to reach the top.

    The white-moonlight/muse photo of #Fang Jing's debut is suspected to be a graduation photo of a netizen who stole it?#

    The heated discussion below this article caused a large number of netizens to watch Xie Han.

    "Blogger, are you there? Can you explain whether the beautiful boy in the photo is you or Fang Jing? If he is lying, he should be blocked immediately."

    "Blogger, if this photo is really you, you were more beautiful than a star ten years ago, why don't you make an amateur debut on the show, haha!"

    "It's all gone. The last time this person spoke human words was 5 years ago. Let alone find out whether he is in China or abroad. It's like he doesn't live on the earth. Maybe everyone is gone, or elseIt was publicized..."

    As if it was hit by a netizen, the account didn't respond anymore.

    The next day, Lin Chuang was at home, and he wanted to simply order some noodles, and then make braised noodles for Xie Han. At this time, the middle-aged man received an operation.

    "Director, bed No. 6 has entered the ICU again. The situation is under control for the time being. You'd better come here and bring some overnight clothes."

    Lin Chuang remembered that his son, who was 6 years younger than Xie Han, was also at home, and his son called Xie Han "little uncle". Well, the baby has grown up enough, and it's time to learn to respect the elders.

    "Put on pants and don't sleep," the father, who is a doctor by profession, rarely came to the bedroom door of an e-sports enthusiast: "Don't bully Ying Ying at home, he will have dinner with the boss, the professor and his wife at night."

    At noon, Xie Han and Lin Yang ate the family noodles that his father had given them.

    The young man said to the elder who is not fat but can eat: "Xie Yingying, don't play with the tablet, eat your noodles well, and those who are still in school are obedient." Lin Yang pretended to be a mature man, overturning the person and said: "Also,Are you going out for dinner? Can you bring your baby to the world together?"

    This is also a baby brother.

    "I went to Cheng's banquet today, and you don't eat official dishes, so I'll bring you the fried chicken from the coffee shop half a year ago?" Xie Han remembered what happened half a year ago. He was also the director Jiang Da he met that day.

    "Hey, this per capita, Ying Ying is really likable outside," Lin Yang said, "In fact, the main reason for going to this kind of place is to save face, and you can post it on Moments understand? Remember to treat me to a Diaoyutai meal when you are free.Hotel, isn’t it convenient for your unit to book this kind of location? By the way, my dad said that you can’t drink alcohol.”

    On this day, Xie Han and the new leader stayed until dark.

    After the meal, the teacher's wife heard that there was a junior in his family, and she found the chef to pack the same dishes that had appeared on the table.

    After a simple wash, he buttoned up his sweater and hat with his bags and bags, ready to walk home.

    There is a group of people who are about to leave.

    The dinner in the entertainment industry was organized by Jiang Chenggong on the phone, and he is still paying for it.

    Cui Bingqing told the impatient Fang Jing that the main station was about to have an unmistakable romance, Zhou Mei wanted him and Chi Cheng to be the male leads on the show, and the two wanted to fry Xipi to pave the way for the future.

    In addition, he'd better fix it quickly, since his debut works are all white-moonlight/muse, even if he pulls points, it will give him a teasing impression.This time, the public relations of the photos must be hard steel, showing an international atmosphere in variety shows, which is the hobby of major overseas directors.

    Fang Jing wanted Chi Cheng to pay the money, and at the same time, he was thinking, how could he hope to put on a boyish face for the rest of his life, wouldn't the adult version of white-moonlight/muse disappear?If there is a reference, at least he can copy it.

    The top priority is for him to join the filming crew of "The Love Factor Equation" and become this year's strongest variety show catfish along the way.

    Fang Jing was in a hurry in public, he asked for material in a lowered voice: "Husband, bring/set tonight, I want to flirt."

    The voice is sent successfully, and it is very safe.

    The bodyguards all pretended not to hear.

    After coming out, Fang Jing didn't care about the fans' outrage on Weibo, he played in double row, and then, Fang Jing bumped his head against the back of Didi waiting at the door.

    The big star's mobile phone fell, Xie Han turned his head, held the lunch box firmly, and with a beep, the other party's WeChat message about his death was released publicly.

    The author has something to say:

    Lian Zong will start recording the first episode soon.

    Of course, Ying Ying is still bewildered.

    So, he is a Samoyed with a white fox face~ he is actually cute.

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