Chapter 29 (29) Observers
byXie Han touched the forehead of the eldest brother who was crying and thinking about his past.
This trick is the dog pet skill used by Tony and him the night they first met. The Samoyed has a severe fever and remembers it to this day. He thinks it is worth learning for young men.
The fanatic surrendered: "It hurts."
The purpose of trickery is achieved, and they return to the face-to-face link.
Xie Han: "Do you want to eat Hsu Fu Ji Crispy Heart Candy, my unattractive boy?"
Unmoved male eighth: "Eat!"
Xie Han: "And the Oreo my colleague gave me."
"Mian Ji is really good, why is your pocket full of delicious things, what else can I touch..." Lao Ba received the feed, and he said proudly to the brothers who were playing tricks: "You peopleJust jealous of me, Lao Ba will never talk to you again, anyway, I have a beautiful man to accompany me."
Xie Han: "Don't say I'm at the main station."
Sun Nanba: "Understood, you want to date me alone, ouch—"
Although Justice Iron Fist arrived late, Hongmao stopped talking and was still fighting with Xie Han.
Captain Yue smiled and said: "This is the third handsome man tonight. How can everyone see the legendary handsome man? This is the Boao summit in the world of beautiful men? But Xiao Sa's profile picture has finally changed, @金葱粉皮Chicken, do you work overtime today?"
It's a pity that Captain Yue didn't wait for good things to come.
Boy Bay pulled his father's arm to help type: "Yes, Xiao Yueyue, you don't buy bags for people in Italy, if you don't buy bags, people don't like you anymore."
Little... Yue Yue?
far away Italy.
In the private gym of a certain hotel, a handsome man fell on the equipment.
Men keep their heads.
So handsome that the only word that comes to mind is desire.
His figure is super European and American, and his waist and back muscles are so sexy.
Just the line of the bridge of the nose can feel the sexual tension, but he unexpectedly threw out a large font in public.
The foreigners around all looked sideways at this Waterloo of life.
To the co-pilot who came to exercise: "Yue Yanfeng, who are you talking to? You are an old driver and you still blush? Is it some newcomer you have a crush on, from which country? Make you look like a joke? By the way, Did you get the male lead who recorded the show on Saturday? Did you get some sleep?"
Captain Yue: "You've been eating brain-dead movies. You've said that people are decent people, and this show is also very positive."
The co-pilot: "I don't believe it. You don't know if a person is serious until after two people have sex. Didn't you say that before? A good job is the first condition for finding a partner. Besides, people these days, give me someMatter changes."
Captain Yue didn't say much.
In the airline industry, private life is always more exciting. When flying around the world, he and his colleagues never restrained themselves. It was not until half a year before the interview at the main station that the captain cultivated himself a little, and met a stupidSamoyed.
I thought it was a simple question.
It’s okay to have fun.
As a result, Xie Han made an appointment with him to empty the shopping cart and now there is only one thing, which is a plaster for patients with tenosynovitis. Captain Yue happens to have old hand diseases.
"What happened to your hand?" he asked.
Samoyed replied: "No, this is for you to buy for yourself. Before loving someone, we all love yourself first."
He has never seriously liked someone, and he is a little serious about the person behind this sentence.
Yue Yanfeng: "He's different. I won't do anything to him even if I want to. You can close the mouth of the dustpan."
His friend: "Have you really changed your sex? Is this person a fairy?"
Not wanting to talk to him, Captain Yue, who left the gym first, made a voice: "Xiao Sa, what's wrong with you."
Why does this Samoyed seem to have a Pomeranian living in its body?
Luckily, Lou Xi stood up, he is worthy of being the number one male fan of Samoyed, but he will give water to the puppy, and to the male eight, there is something in his words: "[Smiling] The old eight must be talking about himself, and the beautiful boy refers toHe stared at himself in front of the mirror in the bathroom for 15 minutes, really shameless, if everyone in the group also despises the old man in front of him, please say that the old man is ugly."
Sun Jinhang, dumbfounded: "Brother Tony, I tricked you into messing with you!"
Lou Xi thought to herself: Heh, what do you think.
Everyone used Lao Ba as the second round of team building.
[Old Beijing Chicken Roll-Shaojie]: "The old eight is really ugly + 2."
[Portuguese Egg Tart-Shan Dan]: "The old eighth is really ugly +3."
[Fries - Captain Yue]: "The old eight is really ugly + 4."
The chocolate sundae is gone.
Fortunately, the male fourth joined the warm-up event of this crazy Thursday package in time.
The golden crispy chicken called on the main station: "I'm off work, and the group soul warm-up can start. By the way, the old eighth is really ugly +10086."
After playing the old eighth, it was agreed to wait for the broadcast to start tomorrow night. Everyone who had been working for a day withdrew, and in a blink of an eye there were only three of them.
Lou Xi said to the male eighth, "Brother Shaolou, Little Ding let you go over. After recording the clip of observing the guests, the stage is waiting to stay up all night to edit the film." Then he chatted privately with the fourth male, "Have you gone to Shan Shan's house?Be careful when taking the subway late at night after finishing the building, the opening of the Blue V official blog has been postponed to tomorrow."
Xie Han: "Have you been to America?"
Mr. Lou who lived on the top of the mountain: "Yes. There is no stewed noodles here."
The male eighth didn't know that he had the first-hand information: "Then everyone will eat braised noodles together when you have time, Tony, you can rest." Then he asked Xie Han in a low voice: "Come up with me? There is a room upstairs where the patron's fatherSnacks from home, and so many KFCs, we can’t finish them.”
Xie Han: "Lead the way, I can finish eating."
"real or fake?"
Lou Xi guessed what they were talking about, and left a private chat: "Eat less KFC at night. Puppies, have fun with the male eighth, and make more friends with the program crew, they all like you very much."
After finishing speaking, Lou Xi left, and the reception duo went upstairs.
The two revisited their wechat chat in the morning, and the eighth male first asked: "Dad, you came here because I asked you for help on wechat, right?"
He also wanted to find someone to save his life.
His father said, "You said that you lack a partner in a small theater. Others can't come here. It's just me. I just saw Jindandan, and he didn't recognize me.""He trains very hard and is very sensible."
Male Bayi raised his eyebrows, "Brother Jin can't die of happiness when he hears that, is he cute or me."
nonsense.
You are a sunburst.
Male Eight is depressed.
Why can't I attract my father?
"I don't care, I want to praise my dad, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsomeSo handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome."
Xie Han: "You and Jindandan add up to five million ducks, Brother Saolou."
Sun Jinhang, who wears the same pair of trousers as Brother Jin: "I'm almost dying of worry. Although our looks are tough, we are not from the entertainment industry. Our acting skills are really good. Hey, it's so hard to imagine. This is not the main station sweeping the building."Deyun Club opened the box..."
So he is happy to look forward to his relatives.
Male No.8: "Come on as a partner, let's make an 84 disinfectant?"
Xie Han: "That's exactly what I mean. In the first issue of 84, the weak soul oscillates. Uncle Qian, who burns his head with drinking and smoking, I am your Guo Degang tonight."
Sun Jinhang: "That's all right! My Taoer, it's up to the two of us to revitalize the Aiyin Theater..."
...
Later, there were no surprises in the face-to-face process of entering the studio.
As soon as Xie Han got out of the elevator, the male eighth said: "Come on, my son will be your agent, so that you won't be surrounded by people asking for autographs, and then you will be regarded as the fifth celebrity. You wear it and cover your head." HeTake off the Kobe co-branded sweater to Xie Han.
"You and Tony, please help me," Xie Han said while avoiding the cameras that filled the hall, thinking of Lou Xi, "He also said this before he went on a business trip." Brushing teeth and washing face can look at yourself every day, Xie Han says he is beautiful without knowing itIt is impossible, but it is impossible for oneself to have the destructiveness of having to avoid pedestrians when going out.
"Don't Versailles, I found that you have a bit of a star face, and I can't remember who it is when I look at it for a second time," the male eight said curiously: "Brother Tony? He has met you in private?"
As soon as the beautiful man who can take away the love from everyone's eyes appeared, he said: "No, he just chatted with me endlessly. From Tianjin to Tokyo, there is no point."
The male eighth smiled: "Oh, it's normal, then what kind of takeaway did he order for you? It's my turn tomorrow, what do you want?"
Xie Han: "Please eat snail powder, don't care about the other things, focus on waiting for the broadcast tomorrow."
The guy squirted: "You always eat this? Couldn't this be the secret to your beauty?"
He also said: "Dad, don't save me money. You have a job and you come to visit the class in person. The subway is crowded and the weather is cold, but how can I be so unruly? We don't eat snail noodles.Do you want to eat something delicious? No matter how much it is per capita, my son will take you one night in Beijing today. Yes, although I don’t have a luxury car, I have a two-wheeled professional driver’s license and a boyfriend with a big red heavy motorcycleDo you want to sit down?"
Xie Han: "Who is more than ten degrees below zero and blowing cold wind all over the street with you?"
He just wants to resolutely defend the food: "No one can say that snail noodles are not delicious."
Grandson Nanba didn't dare to look directly at Longyan, "Okay, snail noodles are delicious...Then Youerchen should contact Eunuch Ding of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and inform them in advance so as not to disturb the common people."
Xie Hanzhun: "Let's drive into the palace."
They also talked about the Porsche on the way. Xie Han asked the show crew if they had raided him with a bunch of luxury goods. The male eighth said no, if there was a Porsche proposal, he would definitely marry him on the spot.
At this time, a large army surrounded the studio from far away, and they hurriedly slipped to the side. The male eighth said: "It's really different to play variety shows and be a public figure in reality. I don't want to be photographed at all, and I don't want to be seen by acquaintances."How embarrassing..."
Xie Han: "Actually, I am too."
Sun Jinhang: "No way! You should live in the TV, the audience is looking forward to it."
The one who lives on the TV is called Sadako.
Xie Han directly said: "I don't really want to be recognized so quickly by my colleagues and family members." After all, this is a romance.
Sun Jinhang smiled badly: "Are you afraid of being asked who is your favorite?"
No one will answer this kind of gossip question.
Fortunately, they are all amateurs, and they have masks to protect their privacy when they are on variety shows. No one can recognize the male four and male eight at a glance. They turned into the small glass house suspended in the sky.
After entering the door, Little Ding is there, but Director Jiang is not.
Gading is the assistant, there are seven or eight people in the glass room, and they are too busy to look up.
Little Ding said: "Old Ba, where have you been, Brother Tony has come to me to find someone, and he also said that you should return the puppy to the society intact, or you will be pulled out of the Meridian Gate and beheaded for public display, what does that mean..."
Nan Ba was taken aback: "Brother Tony knows? He's from the CIA!"
Xie Han was responsible for the conversation: "I'm here, Ding Kejia, do you all eat Xu Fuji crispy candies and Oreos?"
Little Ding turned his head, dazed, with a look of amazement at all.
The boy next to him smiled: "Director Little Ding, please be careful, don't look at my dad like that, I'm afraid the CIA will decapitate you at Meridian Gate..."
"Who are you"
Little Ding was scared to death.
——Could it be that this is Jiang Dao's own son who wants to be launched to Mars!!!
Tony fell in love at first sight with his billionaire dog!!
All the variety artists of the main station bet on the next big dog star of the whole people!!
Little Ding wanted to check the password, but was stopped by the male eight manager: "The nonsense is over, let's go to the signing part."
Xie Han helped: "I'm the fourth male, and I'm also a BYD car god who hides in the folks and drives Didi. Hello, Director Ding, hello everyone who met in reality for the first time."
The live broadcast room exploded.
this!
This is impossible!
Why does a fairy pretend to be a dog on a variety show!
Is this the lack of humanity, or the loss of morality!
I'm afraid that if the face-to-face continues like this, the guests will complain.
Xie Han asked the male eight: "Where is the mask?"
Male Eighth: "I'll get it, anyway, I have to wear it back in the small theater for two."
The fourth male Xie Han and the eighth male Sun Jinhang returned to the main body ahead of schedule.
Dull Dog No. 1 said coldly, "Bomei Bomei, I'm Daddy."
Dumb Dog No. 2 Ruan Ruan: "Daddy, Daddy, I'm Bomei."
Dumb Dog No. 1: "Let's shout out the slogan of Love Factor together."
Two dogs: "Eat nothing, and love and cherish—"
People rushed towards the snow-white cute dog's head together: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is dearest, come and let dear father dear mother's sentiment sour."
Sun Jinhang felt relieved.
He tossed his red hair.
I thought to myself, look, my little operation is not showy at all. It should be said that I have always been on the side of the masses.
...
for a while.
Male fourth and male eighth stay.
Little Ding ran to contact the lighting team, and the program team took out snacks and gave them to Xie Han.
He had a good time and added a lot of directors, and everyone exchanged names.
Sun Jinhang: "Hanying? Dad's name sounds really nice, probably because of the idiom Hanyingjuhua."
Xie Han: "Your culture class is good."
After finishing speaking, he took the blue sea down jacket into his arms, Xie Han was afraid of the alternation of cold and heat, he came out wearing work clothes today.
Few people recognize this sea-colored dress.
Xie Han wore it like an independent designer's style, and no one would guess that it was a Chinese Academy of Sciences uniform.
One of the assistant directors present went to Lan Hai for an exclusive interview. He was taken aback. Looking at his age, he would never have thought that the real occupation of the male fourth would be...
Assistant: "Hanying, are you only 28?"
Xie Han: "Well, after the new year, I will reach the intersection of 30 years old. My birthday month is relatively old."
A 28-year-old engineer from the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
Possess such a clear and bright perfect face value.
This sense of variety seems to be innate.
Director Jiang must have ridden in many Didi vehicles in his previous life before he could be lucky enough to catch this Samoyed in this life.
The assistant at camera C also came over to join the chat.
"Hanying, Jinhang, do you feel nervous? After tomorrow night, you are going to become popular. It is said that there are many people who are popular. If the variety show hits, it will be a different life situation. Your income will be high and your future will be high."It will be better, but curses and doubts will follow."
Speaking of this, the two of them couldn't help thinking of the grand occasion of the main station building. It was the first time they learned about the power of the camera and the feeling of being surrounded by public figures. It was very unreal for the two of them.
It is said that fame will bring topicality, soaring into the sky.The assistant's statement is more realistic, there is joy in being popular, but there is also pressure.
After the ninth issue, how will their lives be turned upside down.
Will it stink like durian, and you will be scolded by passers-by even when you go out?
Sun Jinhang first said: "I am born with a big heart, and what can netizens call me? Little bastard? What can I do if I let them say a few words?"
The assistant shook his head: "Don't underestimate how terrifying the power behind the Internet is. There are always good and bad people in the world. There are too many bad intentions hiding behind the computer. Maybe that person will have a bad reaction to you just by seeing the famous brand sweater on you.Thousands of malicious speculations and framing. You are not out of the society, so don't think too well of others, and when one or two of your jokes on the show are infinitely magnified, you will understand something."
The assistant director sighed, "Director Jiang's last show was on the trending searches because of this, and this time, the matter of repairing the toilet will definitely be brought up again, in case you are affected..."
"That's why we wore masks in the first issue?"
Assistant: "That's right, the sponsor thinks that wearing a mask in the first issue is to protect the real life of amateur guests to the maximum extent, if you can't stand the negative comments, it's okay to get off at any time.
Xie Han: "What about non-amateurs like Jeremy alone? What if the first issue causes controversy?"
Assistant: "Do you want to know?"
"Um."
The assistant said: "For the sake of 2 and 3, the sponsor can not be the target of public criticism. He chose a person. He has done a lot of investigations. Except for Xie Han, he has evaluated it himself. The sponsor believes that this person is also indispensable for this variety show.Do you know who it is?"
Sun Jinhang and Xie Han understood in seconds.
The assistant stopped talking.
It turned out to be like this... This patron is really thoughtful.
At this time, the recording in the observation room below started, and the lights went out.
Seen from a height, four observers are sitting in booth A, and the trailer starts to play.
Xie Han saw that Cui Ruoshui was in the C position.
It's the kind of aura that you can tell at a glance that this is not an amateur.
Xie Han said, "Isn't this called redness nourishing people?"
"You will be like this in the future," Nan Ba said.
In addition, the second observer is Jiang Xingyu, the creator of the most popular Divine Comedy on Douyin recently, and the third is Teacher Xuefeng, an expert in the field of online postgraduate entrance examination counseling.
At last there was a young man.
The big name had been training the assistants before the recording, and didn't even give the main station any face.
The audience heard him yelling: "It's your first day as an assistant! I only drink the tea I brought with me before opening my voice. If you break my voice, you won't be able to pay for it if you die!"
Male No. 8: "He is from Shenghua Entertainment, his name is Guan Xinpeng, and he is a singer who follows the national style. Little Ding told me that Shenghua Entertainment is the broadcaster of "Love Factor Equation".Everyone in the circle is crazy. There is one more thing."
What?
The male eighth lowered his voice, "It is the original male fifth who is bothering you and Mr. Song, do you remember?"
He continued: "The person Tony is teasing seems to be the chief producer's son. I just found out, and I'm really worried that Tony will be in trouble for the second installment."
Xie Han: "Impossible."
Male Eight: "Why?"
Xie Han: "Tony's IQ is much higher than the original male five."
Male Eight: "That's true."
The male eighth continued: "Dad, let me tell you, except for the fourth one, Cui Yinghou and the other two are very friendly. I heard that the actress has a bad temper. She is from Shandong, has type A blood, and is a Leo. But she seesSeeing me, she gave me a real knowledge stick, no wonder she has very few black fans, everyone calls her Sister Geng Zhi."
Xie Han: "This means that even if you are popular, you can't float away. Even I know the first three, but I don't know who the last one is."
Male No.8: "Yes, let's learn about celebrities first, and also lay the foundation for the popularity of all Aiyin members."
The assistant heard their conversation: "Celebrities, have you figured out how to open tomorrow?"
Sun Jinhang touched his chin, "Forward the official Weibo? Generally, you can't say anything first, and you will keep it mysterious."
Assistant: "Hanying, what about you?"
Xie Han: "Is it normal to retweet it? Then buy a hot search?"
Assistant: "Yes, do you have any ideas?"
Xie Han said: "Actually, the best way to do business is to do whatever you want in your personal relationship. I think since the matter of the toilet will be revealed, Aiyin might as well take the most bizarre business route in the world."
Grandson Nanba: "What?"
Xie Han: "Self-defeating."
Assistant: "Wow, you don't want to be an idol."
Sun Nanba: "Actually, I think it makes sense. As long as you are willing to blackmail yourself, you don't have to fight back. Anyway, there is no public relations, so it's better to agree that everyone blackmails each other. If you find faults during the broadcast, you can answer yes yes yes yes."
Xie Han: "Well, we have a group soul, so we don't need to deliberately do business at all. Only good friends dare to black each other out."
The assistant director was convinced, "It's a way. There were really a lot of useless shooting materials at the time. Otherwise, how many hours would you stay Hanying, and you can also participate in the feature film editing meeting?"
The eighth man said, "Let's stay with my dad, but our director Xiao Sa can really come to the main station to apply for a job, and the sponsor is also very good, Kojima, he is the one who flew the plane. This mask is also, superBlack technology."
"So did the Porsche that came to my house," Xie Han said of the raid at night, "Tony seems to be working for this boss in the United States."
Male No.8: "No wonder Brother Tony knows everything. What does this company do? Do they all like to wear Adidas?"
After commenting on Tony's favorite shoes, "Zhuo Hai" was released, and the headlights returned to light.
The four guests had a conversation before watching the feature film.
Cui Ruoshui: "The trailer is completely worthy of the headquarter studio we are in. I heard that this all-male love variety show is our first test in China, right?"
Jiang Xingyu: "It is indeed the first time. It seems that there are many talents. Why are they all wearing masks? And a dog?"
Teacher Xuefeng: "It's not a dog, it's two dogs that are not very smart. These two students don't seem to be suitable for graduate school."
The fourth observer was about to speak, but Cui Ruoshui said:
"I think what Mr. Xuefeng said is wrong. That Samoyed can be admitted to Tsinghua University at first glance. I don't care about other things. I stood at 84 in the first wave. By the way, it doesn't mean that I only eat this pair of CPs, what CPs?What do I eat if it's delicious?"
Xie Han and Sun Jinhang said in unison: "You really deserve to be Sister Geng Zhi."
A few minutes later
The first famous scene in the history of male romance in China - Lou Xi stealing a dog officially debuts.
Cui Ruoshui: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The fifth man even explained to his younger brother that this is not a dog!! Coconuts are so cute! I have changed, I want to eat 54 now!!"
ten minutes later
Cui Ruoshui: "Snacks at the gate of the school!! Coconut sticks for external use!!! What kind of script for the male six and Samoyed to spoil his wife!!! 64 delicious 64 really delicious!!!"
Jiang Xingyu: "It sounds so messy, why is Samoyed having an affair with everyone?"
Teacher Xuefeng: "This dog is really good. He really didn't let any of the male protagonists go. It would be great if we had so many options for our postgraduate entrance exams."
Cui Ruoshui: "You don't understand, I bet the puppy will be popular, if I take a screenshot of him and add a sentence, I guarantee it will be forwarded 1 million times."
The guests are very curious, what?
Actress: "3S reposted the Samoyed in the picture below, you can be a dog and there are handsome guys to grab it, even men are willing to be your dog."
The author has something to say:
It starts tomorrow!Ying Ying is going to fly the show to make a lot of money (applause)
The heating at home broke down today, and Pan Pan was shaking all the time while typing. I will be able to fly even higher if I fix it tomorrow——
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