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    In the corridor of Xiehe Hospital, a panicked "Old Lin, Lao Lin!" suddenly spread to all departments.

    Everyone in the unit knows that Director Lin is keen on working overtime all year round.

    Today, he obviously committed an occupational disease again.

    The head nurse who rushed over quickly asked: "Glucose is here, vice president, Director Lin is tired after the operation!"

    "Where is it..." The vice president who asked for help scratched his head, and the head nurse heard what had happened.

    "I doubt that I'm dreaming, just now, Lao Lin jumped with a 'boom', the height of the volley flying, his head almost hit the ceiling, before I could react, Lao Lin came back from the sky with a 'bang'Oh, that face is redder than Guan Erye, I asked him what's wrong, he said he was fine with a pair of dilated nostrils, then he nailed the leave note and the duty list 'piu' on the wall, 'whoosh'Follow Xiangyun and leave."

    ah?The head nurse with an expression of disbelief: "Is this true? Is this person you're talking about the Great Saint or Director Lin?"

    The old urchin of the deputy dean smiled happily, "Oh, did you hear it? Actually, it's the same, some small artistic exaggerations, my granddaughter loves to hear me tell stories at home like this."

    The head nurse twitched her mouth: "Then... what's wrong with the director, he's usually so kind and friendly... he won't suffer from road rage after get off work like this today?"

    Vice President: "Oh, no, he said it was about his son and younger brother. He also said that he would call the fastest Didi in Beijing to go home. By the way, I seriously doubt that Lin Chuang's 'Buddha Knife' will be used today.Who are you going to kill, that murderous look scared the kid to death."

    ...

    Relying on the parents' insight of catching puppy love, Director Lin really arrived at the battlefield first. Along the way, he was like the US military before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, full of dogs!dog!dog!

    Who makes him different from other parents, he actually has a lot of failure experience in educating minors.

    I think back then it was the same as today, Xie Han was 15, Lin Yang was only 8 years old, his son did not know where he heard that Liu Xiaolingtong was filming in Beijing, so he urged his elders to skip class to watch.

    At that time, a large family was still crowded in Changping.

    The play is in Fangshan.

    There is a difference of seventy kilometers between the two sides.

    However, Xie Han was able to find Mr. Liu on the grounds that the school let him go to the Beijing ape-man fossil exhibition, and the two little kids even managed to get a photo together.

    If the teacher hadn't said nothing about it later, Director Lin would have thought that the monkey in the photo was a restored fossil for the rest of his life.

    Catch this time.

    Director Lin is not in a hurry to go home and get the net for catching dogs.

    The father first tiptoed to the back of his apartment building, and secretly checked the air conditioner that his son hung outside the house.

    As he expected, the text message at 4 o'clock was to deceive him that he would not be able to return today, so Director Lin was so angry that he rehearsed downstairs.

    "Nizi, you dare to let your uncle go to Lian Zong without telling me, don't you... Tell me! Who instructed you to trick Ying Ying into such a dangerous and terrible show!"

    "You still dare to talk back?! I think you are as hard as a KFC! The school taught you to be careful of the bad guys on the road! I have to tell you about the cruelty of society!"

    "Don't think about it! What does your uncle want in the future? This person must be virtuous! How can someone who can wash dishes, buy vegetables, and take care of children be on this kind of show? These men are actors!Uncle sent it to Myanmar! Yes, this program is Myanmar!"

    After taking off his leather shoes and practicing boxing and kicking for a while, Director Lin felt chilly. After putting on his shoes, he squatted by the flower bed and decided to find a place to ambush.

    preferred.

    Then the garage.

    Halfway up the shutter door, without turning on the overhead light, Director Lin found a large bunker and got up.

    Director Lin, who was carrying the load, thought: "Is it my illusion? The garage is very crowded today, and besides me are the wheels? BYD is back? Should I sit on the hood and wait?"

    Of course these are not the point.

    The point is that there is no TV in the unit room.

    Director Lin has only one goal——

    It's six o'clock in the evening, Beijing time, and betting on the provident fund, he also wants to keep the child's uncle in his boudoir!Choose another husband-in-law for her with your lover!

    Director Lin was still thinking: "Why haven't you come home yet? There is no food at home, has Ying Ying eaten at work? Does Xiaomei know about this? I can't disturb Xiaomei's work."

    next second.

    Dad understood again.

    It must be because saw something on the road and was hungry in advance.

    If haven't come out of the station now, must be very hungry. Look at this love story, so won't be able to have a good hot meal at home in the evening.

    ...

    In the future, "Love Factor Equation", which will become the most god in the country, is only two hours away from the broadcast, and the national top dog who has been bet on is still playing with his nephew.

    Speaking of the official Weibo, the mobile phone vibrated for 7 hours, Xie Han didn't think about turning it off, after all, he is, yes, the original he is actually willing to accept praise.

    Every time you take the first place, always stand at the top.

    All previous principals had to bring stools to champions and present certificates with both hands.

    As an adult, whenever he enters a new field, he still loves to publish papers like crazy, three SCI papers at a time are considered rare, Lin Yang saw this early on, and pointed to his mobile phone: "Xie Hanying, so many people like you, I feel very sad."Cool? What do you call this?"

    "It deserves its name."

    Uncle Xie Hanying who spoke did not blush.

    With his face covered by a hat with a large fur collar, the soon-to-be 28-year-old is now pinched out of snow.

    But this face is beautiful but also angular.

    When the untied half-length hair hangs on the shoulders, the beauty that exudes temperament can be said to have won a row of celebrities on the billboards.

    Even if you do something casually, you will be accosted.

    For example, Guomin Dinggou's stomach is really hard not to be tempted after encountering street food at a subway station. As soon as he comes out, he finds his nephew for a treat.

    Xie Han: "Let me have some grilled cold noodles."

    Lin Yang: "Yes, it's nice to hold my nephew's hand. Now I'm outside, so I need to save face."

    So when the cold noodle brother asked them: "Please, may I add your WeChat?" His uncle said: "I have a boyfriend, and it's a friend next to me who doesn't look very smart."

    "Don't force me to break up with you for the 105th time! You were the one who chased after me!" After Lin Yang finished speaking, he was really happy. He liked to play this trick when he was out with Xie Hanying, it was convenient and easy.

    Afterwards, all the people who passed by them at close range turned their heads, and his uncle died, "I also said that I didn't deserve it, I want to go home and practice signing."

    While talking, another person came, Lin Yang hurriedly pulled the dog away: "Fart! You are so narcissistic! You are the dog who likes to go for a ride in a convertible sports car! You only like to listen to rainbow farts!"

    Right.

    Ganghong still has to keep a low profile.

    There are too many memes on the account at the moment, and the main station has offered to help him temporarily take over Weibo.

    Director Ding asked: "Hanying, let me confirm again, tonight will broadcast the hidden content on the monitor on Friday night. This part of the details related to you is unknown to other male protagonists. If it is broadcast, you willdo you mind?"

    Friday is the night of 54's first encounter. This description is too long, so will shorten it to first night here.The unknown part that Lou Xi was curious about in the morning also refers to this part.

    Xie Han: "Let's broadcast it, there is no variety show effect, it should only be a shock."

    "It will be touching to death." Little Ding smiled meaningfully, "Oh! By the way, the development of the timeline of the first issue will change according to everyone's emotions, and this part will be at the end."

    "This paragraph happened to happen after you walked out of Brother Tony. He doesn't know this paragraph yet. He must be eager to know the answer in the trailer."

    He thought that this Tony had seen through everything long ago, and that he was only fulfilling the obligation of NPC work to Aiyin and himself.

    However, he had interacted in the group before, and Lou Xi didn't appear so soon. Facing Xie Han and Lin Yang's curiosity about his job in the United States, Lou Xi's answer was this.

    He finally mentioned a mysterious name.

    That is the real patron of "Love Factor Equation" - Lou Xi.

    Lou Xi himself told about Lou Xi's itinerary for the day.

    "You all know that every president of the United States has to be elected, right? The people who participate in the election are basically the governors of the states, celebrities, and entrepreneurs. This kind of election still needs a lot of money. It is impossible to play without billions of dollars.rise."

    Xie Han: "Is your boss going to be elected as the next president?"

    Lin Yang: "Isn't he originally from Tangshan? Did Bai///Deng know about this? Did you send the men in black to assassinate him?"

    Lou Xi: "No, it's not him. Candidates from every state will ask him to borrow money. If you borrow one person, you have to borrow money from all the states, so he doesn't even show his face."

    Xie Han thought of Shen Wansan from my court, "This Lou Xi's life turned out to be so sad, he might as well run for election by himself."

    Lou Xi, who is a cup of tea, sighs, isn't he forced to fall in love with wearing Adi Wang?

    correct.

    Speaking of herself, Lou Xi was even more curious about her male fourth: "Xiao Sa male god, speaking of it, you just met a few new friends when you went to Lian Zong. Why are you so afraid of adults when you are so old?"

    Lin Yang: "It's hard to say. It's related to a scumbag who was run over by a tractor and cremated overnight."

    Lou Xi: "What's the situation? Did someone drive a tractor hurt your family?"

    Xie Han: "When we were young, we went to see the Peking Man and left a criminal record. After returning home, his father slapped him thirty-eight times, and my father slapped me twice."

    Being interrupted, Lou Xi smiled lightly, "Why are you two brats having fun together? You're still old, so there's still a price difference?"

    Xie Han: "With Yang Zai protecting me, he was beaten by his dad. He saw my dad beat me twice, and he laid down on me and digested another eighteen."

    Can it still be like this?

    Lin Yang snorted, "I'm handsome, right?"

    Lou Xi: "Handsome, you love him so much." And @萨男神: "I'll block for you when you get beaten in the future. I'll watch the evening show with you too."

    As soon as you hear this kind of words, you know that it is the daily heart-wrenching task of the NPC, and Xiao Sa Baba is sure of it.

    "Didn't Lou Xi ask you to be a driver?" The man who spoke in a clip tone told the Samoyed who listened with his ears open: "If you can catch up, you wait to watch the show, and I will broadcast it for you. Lou Xi is nothing."

    Then came to the garage, Xie Han fully raised the shutter door, he thought it was time to tell about the Porsche, but he didn't know that the parents were sitting cross-legged on the roof of Tony's car.

    Everything that followed in the presence can only be summed up in a few punctuation marks.

    Lin Yang: "?"

    Xie Han: "..."

    Director Lin who saw the thing under the butt: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    ...

    It's seven o'clock.

    Now that the matter has come to this point, Director Lin doesn't mention romance.

    After closing the door, he just said a word.

    "Hanying, tell me, just now that... that, that, that, that, that garage..."

    Lin Yang: "Porsche, Dad."

    When Director Lin heard that his legs were still weak, how could he not be nervous, he almost sat down tens of millions.

    As a result, the two little boys talked nonsense to each other when things came to an end.

    Lin Yang said first: "I won't pretend anymore, Dad, let's get these things down. It was my big brother who wanted to ask me to play poker at the hotel in the middle of the night, but I didn't agree."

    Director Lin: "Fart your father!!!"

    Lin Yang: "Dad, Dad, if you are angry, don't scold yourself when you are angry."

    The uncle next to him stopped pretending, "It's not Lin Yang."

    Director Lin: "Is that you?"

    Xie Han: "Yes."

    Director Lin: "Okay, Ying Ying, tell me the truth, what's going on?"

    Xie Han: "The thing is, Lin Yang's big brother didn't want to play poker with him, but he wanted to invite me to play in a hotel. Liu Ning has already helped me catch this person, and the dirt will be taken away after a while."

    God!

    Director Lin held the medical examination report in his hand, and the anger that every parent had had rushed to Tianling Gai, but he couldn't let it go.

    Who made this Hanying the most injustice in his family.After so many years, the whole family can remember one thing, even if the Americans call, Ying Ying's self-esteem of his family will never be hurt again.

    Xie Han said again: "I have to turn in the TV set at eight o'clock. Lin Yang will help me carry it there. Can you sleep with me? I'm afraid that the big brother will be ambushing nearby."

    Director Lin decided to make a long-term plan for major returns, help cover up the lies, and pursue this love affair together. Since everything is like this, his family Hanying cannot be blamed for this matter.

    Who is to blame?

    "The Love Factor Equation" must be to blame.

    And that director!

    Jiang Chenggong!

    Director Lin's knife remembers you!

    Director Lin: "Ying Ying, Lin Yang's safety is in your hands. I'll order you Haidilao takeaway later."

    "Um."

    White Samoyed dances inside.

    Ding dong——

    7:55.

    The first takeaway rings the doghouse.

    The little KFC brother said: "Xiao Sa male god, your fan club support package has arrived. There are six 'chicken' friends and yourself in this takeaway for all members. They can't show up tonight. The 'substitutes' are all in the barrel."In addition, there is also their pre-recorded laughter, when you feel like laughing, you don’t have to look around, everyone can laugh together.”

    It's not over yet.

    Director Jiang, the make-up team, Lina's love followed closely, and even Empress Cui sent him a WeChat red envelope on a special trip.

    "Big Sister": "Red Envelope" (8888)

    [Master Sister]: "Hello, male protagonist Shuangwen, I am here to see how you become a top-ranking follow-up reader. Thank you for telling my sister that you are called Shihong. So I am just a character in this book."A mere female partner."

    [Big Sister]: "Let's also see what the Peanut group and your square are talking about."

    Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

    【"The news broadcast has started, and I watch it every second carefully. Do you think the dog is hiding under this table right now?"】

    【"Keep serious, remember to take prosperity, civilization, harmony, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness as copywriting. The keywords of this square and the main station should be serious. Our dog chief must still be a frontline reporter."】

    【"I'm so sleepy, I want to play games, but I actually don't watch gay shows. What do you usually talk about in romance dramas? Is it gay when you come up?"】

    【"I've said it all! Lian Zong is Lian Zong! Love factor is love factor! Besides, we are all here for dogs!"】

    【"The square is full of dog fans? Is there no dog black? Do we still protect dogs?"】

    【"Yes, but the dog didn't break the law, and he can't use black pictures to blackmail him. We want to blackmail for a reason."】

    【"Revisit the three major disciplines, keep this durian, and say important things three hundred times! Go see the dog!"】

    Regarding this, Lin Yang said: "...I have to say, your fan-absorbing ability is worthy of the four words "you deserve it."

    He also said: "Regardless of whether you have watched the romance series or not, I am really curious about the stories of the first issue of you guys."

    Xie Han can't say this well.

    "Love Factor Equation" is a magical durian that you don't know what will happen if you don't knock it open.

    Xie Han sat down with his bucket in his arms.

    In the audio synthesis technology, there was a laugh from the recording pen in the bucket, and Tony played a tune again, followed by 23678, and everyone let out a dry hahaha.

    Jeremy muttered: "All the hard-earned goodwill is gone now."

    Xie Han's mouth moved.

    It seems that since he became popular as a dog on the Internet, he has been so happy every day. have to say that the days of being a puppy are really happy.

    mask or something.

    Otherwise, don't pick all nine issues.

    Didn’t all puppies come into the world for this kind of life when they wake up and have food?Although it is silly, this is the most beautiful world in the eyes of dogs.

    Come to think of it, the Samoyed in variety shows must look much more likable than the cold-faced Xie Hanying.

    What a big boy, Shan Shan, Jeremy, Lao Yue, Brother Song...

    And Tony.

    They must also like Samoyed more than Xie Hanying.

    ...

    "3,"

    "2,"

    "1,"

    Amway Nutrilite ad once.

    The screen went black.

    Miraculously, the 10-second Weibo square suddenly flashed thousands of new real-time posts, and the remarks that occupied the beginning were:

    "Oh my god! The only top title sponsor of the opening title of Aiyin is - KFC!! Did it say a hundred or so brands in the back like a dish name? Could it be - we really got a real top dog!"

    It's not over yet.

    Shocked netizens followed from behind:

    "Crap! Are the people who appeared in the theme song of "Zhuo Hai" the same people from the morning?????"

    "Let's play it!! Please use a substitute!!"

    "Who cares!! I'm going to knock!!! Who is the beautiful hand fishing with a mobile phone at the beginning!! I announce that he is my new wife!"

    "Come on! After watching the TV broadcast, then go to the webcast, let the dogs knock for a while!!"

    "Knock! Learn how to knock CP!"

    "You translate what CP is for the translator!!"

    "Everybody loves a dog, and a dog loves everybody—"

    After that, some hilarious clips during the recording were really made public "hahahahahahahaha" through the mouths of netizens.

    For example, during the digging of wild vegetables, Xie Han has been passive and sabotage.Lou Xi kept teasing him, and later borrowed a bicycle to harass him all over the mountains and plains, urging him to dig wild vegetables.

    Lou Xi also used the singing that spread throughout the village to influence the male fourth.

    "Little puppy, did you cry today? Did all your friends leave, leaving behind a loneliness that cannot be taken away."

    "Beautiful puppy, did you cry today, did you stain your beautiful clothes, but you can't find anyone to talk to."

    Enraged, Ye Ye filled the mountain and chased and killed the fifth man.

    Dan Dan and Jeremy, who just met them, complained quietly, what are these two bastards doing, are they still digging wild vegetables?

    Teacher Song also smiled and sighed: Wow, 54 is so sweet, it’s so sweet.

    "Hahahahahahahahaha, male fifth is using folk songs to hook up with dogs?"

    "I'm from Yunnan and I can testify that we all like to sing folk songs when we play dogs, and we sing "The Old Driver Takes Me""

    "I'm from Guangxi and I can testify that we all like to sing folk songs when we play with dogs. We sing "The Moon Comes Out to Shine on the Banpo""

    "I'm from Hainan and I can testify that we all like to sing folk songs when we play dogs. We sing "Haitouerjiaolingweigirl""

    At 8:11, Lou Xi patted on WeChat: "...Hoo...Jiazi...Jiaziyin/沉/The love male anchor is back..."

    Xie Han: "Tony, there is good news."

    What?

    Xie Han said: "Our first town wife came to help sell Amway.

    Lou Xi was shocked.

    So fast.

    Open Weibo, the first wife of a painter is called Shaofen Caiquan:

    “[Video] Depressed and overwhelmed with writing, almost Zisha, accidentally caught by Amway’s electronic durian variety show, just watched it for ten minutes, the landlord’s dog has already kicked me out for laughing like a mental illness.”

    "Thank you in advance for the healing of the main station father."

    "I also painted a line draft of all the members for the boy group of digging wild vegetables. I won't color it this time. I will continue to watch the show [Heart]"

    Draw the hand above.

    The picture is the Q version of the selfie scene of the eight people in the field.

    A group of yelling, masked villains hugged each other.

    Compared with the positions on the show, the short-legged Yeye is supported by Lou Xi and Captain Yue on the left and right, and the rest of the male protagonists are surrounded by cute dogs. The picture is not to mention cute.

    The artist also said:

    Damn, this romance drama is a good thing that the audience has never knocked on!

    Comment area: Delete it and let me post it.

    The author has something to say:

    Spoiler: The next two chapters are the reasons why 23 likes coconuts, the night of the truth-telling car god and the easter eggs that everyone doesn't know.

    PS know that everyone wants to show their faces, don't worry, the degree of comfort is in the hands of Pan~ How can we call love factor when we are so upset that everyone's spirit is covered? (tsundere)

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