Header Background Image
    The world's first crowdsourcing-driven asian bl novel translation community
    Chapter Index

    Back to reality, Xie Han didn’t get close to his parents. When asked about his new life plans, he said, “I used to know the engineers of Blue Ocean basically, and it’s not an unfamiliar environment. I also have a flat to live in when I go to work. The house is in a university town, aroundThere are a lot of snack bars and Korean food. I also want to find a caregiver for my dad, who has experience in caring for Alzheimer's disease."

    "It's hard to find a confinement wife who can take care of children, let alone old children," the mother said. "It's better to let Xiao Sa watch over him. Others don't understand his stubborn temper."

    "Xiao Sa is also seven or eight years old. It is different from human beings. I told the agency about the precautions. Some aunts said to try it on Tuesday. If it doesn't work, tell me otherwise."

    The youngest son pushed everyone away, Xiao Sa watched the crowd perform silently, Director Lin helped to reconcile the atmosphere, "Ying Ying, the car was borrowed, who will take you tomorrow? Anyway, I will go home with my mother, Xiao Sa, to stay overnight?"

    Xie Han: "I take the subway by myself."

    Lin Yang's mother stopped her husband, and Yao Guangmei, who was doing professional counseling, said, "That's it. But, Ying Ying, at noon on Tuesday, you and I will also go to see my aunt? Then go to Joy City to have a meal and buy some clothes.You can’t delay buying a new car any longer.”

    After dinner, the family broke up again.

    Xiao Sa and her father are in the room.

    After ironing the shirt, Xie Han opened the poetry contest. While teaching the dog to recognize friends, he checked the reviews of high-end dry cleaners, because the outfit he wore once needed to be laundered and returned to Lou Xi.

    Xie Han: "He's from Korea. He has single eyelids and sings Arirang. How old is he?"

    Xiao Sa took out the poker 2 on the bed, and gave it freeze-dried reward from Xie Han on the chair.

    "Your level has not regressed. Let's have a more difficult one, the Belarusian or the pilot. Which one of them is No. 7."

    Xiao Sa was not deceived. He used his nose to push out three cards, 3, 6, and 7, and placed the correct 7 in the position of Mr. Song in the photo on Xie Han's mobile phone.

    Xie Han: "Captain Xiao Sa, at the age of eight, your IQ has surpassed Lin Yang, who is twenty years old."

    The eldest nephew still can't tell who is in this relationship.

    Xiao Sa is proud: "Wow!" In order to convince him that the dog took good care of the grandfather, Xiao Sa continued to work hard. It kissed the cute little Pomeranian, and it also took Tony's No. 5 card away.On the host's computer desk.

    Xie Han saw the video that the fluffy dog in his arms chose to show him,

    'Chu Yuxun' said, "Duanmu took me to Metersbonwe today! There are so many beautiful clothes there! Standing in front of the mirror, I don't even know who the girl in it is!"

    Xiao Sa pointed to the clothes: "Wow!"

    Xie Han saw the empty clothes and said, "Well, you remember this friend, Tony also took me to Metersbonwe, his container is full of clothes that single dogs bought too much, standing in front of the mirror, I feel likeI don't know who that boy is inside."

    His new hairstyle this time was praised by the whole family just now.

    Before leaving, his mother said, "It's really good. It's the first time for an older person like me to know that boys with long hair are also beautiful. I will continue to trouble you about Tony. He cuts his hair really well."

    The image of someone's director came into Xie Han's mother's eyes, and she didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

    At this time, Lin Yang, who is not as good as a dog, was sent by two superiors in the family to fulfill his filial piety. Xie Han was busy tutoring his dog to take the Tsinghua University exam, so he had no time to talk to him.

    The young man at the entrance of Zha Village: "Uncle, Yang Yang wants to come in and wash your feet!"

    Very good, very public service advertisement.

    "Nini, you're so pretentious, you won't be able to get married in the future."

    After finishing speaking, the uncle still helped Guomin's wife to pay the parents' errand, saying that the plaster would not be enough for his back, so Lin Yang asked him to lie down.

    It's been so many years, but the thorns on the back of the head and bone injuries that nearly took his life from the tsunami are still scary.

    Lin Yang looked at his unlucky back that had been wiped with vitamin E milk, "You said that it would be good if you received a fruit basket back then, didn't you mean that you were the heir of a rich family? Why do you hide every time?I would like to invite you to watch the movie, too."

    Xie Han glanced at him: "The People's Liberation Army can't ask the people for every needle and thread, and you haven't gone to elementary school? We are compatriots."

    also?

    Lin Yang looked at Xiao Sa who didn't have a primary school diploma, "Okay, okay, think about it carefully, being so reluctant doesn't look like repaying a favor, he must want to eat ass, this kind of stinky pervert, let's find Brother Liu Ning to catch one."

    Xie Han didn't feel it, "Yeah."

    Lin Yang looked at the door, "By the way, you said earlier that you were not on a blind date this time, but that you wanted to ask the director of the main station to help you find out what happened back then. Is it true? Are you going to sue that person?"

    "Well, if I'm on a variety show, there's a certain chance that this person will come to me."

    "It's amazing. Thinking about this man's actions now makes me pissed off," Lin Yang said. "It's really troublesome to bring up the old story again? He won't admit that he made that phone call at all."

    It was true, but his uncle still said that he wanted to fight the lawsuit.

    This is also the secret he told Lin Yang alone. Back then, when Xie Han was most psychologically broken at home, a classmate named Chi Cheng had threatened him in the middle of the night.

    That Chi Cheng said gloomyly from the phone, "Xie Hanying, you are not allowed to transfer me to another school, and you are not allowed to tell my family. In the future, you can only go to the same university as me. If you like someone, I will kill him. Your familyIf you agree to be together, I will kill them too. If anyone dares to like you, I will pour acid on your face."

    What Lin Yang can't forget the most is the following sentence:

    "If you don't listen to me, I will make everyone bad luck. In ten or eight years, even if I kill people and go to jail for you, I will come out of prison to find you. It doesn't matter where you go, unless you like me, andI'm in love."

    Xie Han: "The main station is a mainstream media. I want to expose his real name so that people know that his name is Chi Cheng. He once worked in a middle school and did something."

    Lin Yang: "You will be able to stand up when the time comes."

    Xie Han: "Well, let's help Director Jiang complete the show first, and I won't be sad."

    Lin Yang: "Why?"

    Xie Han: "I know this is the malicious oppression psychology of juvenile delinquents. This kind of person takes pleasure in magnifying the pain of others, and will definitely use the same method to harm others.Scared, but I didn't."

    Lin Yang hugged Xiao Sa, admiring his uncle: "Lieutenant Hanying, you are the most handsome man, and you are also a great hero of the dog team."

    Xie Han: "Comrade, please call me Major Hanying."

    Lin Yang: "People who have been soldiers are really hard to serve."

    Major Hanying, who bid farewell to the past, will change his job tomorrow.

    He is going to sleep.

    Lin Yang: "Ying Ying, there is one more thing."

    "What?"

    "Your old Weibo, I changed the password, you can borrow it from me." Lin Yang didn't mention that he caught the cyberbully dog at the weekend.?"

    Xie Han: "It's up to you, what is a bot?"

    Lin Yang: "It is used as a free mailbox for people. You can come to me to submit articles and collect some jokes."

    ...

    Turning around, the eldest nephew went back to the room.

    Turn on the computer, and a new bot with a unique name appears on the screen.

    New private message: "bot! Fang Jinghe Chuan///Pu's new sugar! Can't accept the manuscript!"

    It seems that the uncle still hasn't fully exchanged the information with the eldest nephew.

    Xie Han didn't know that Lin Yang and his fans recently claimed to be righteous netizens and changed Xie Han's old account to "Fang Jinghe Chuan///Jian///The country officially announced today that there are no bots".

    This name is so funny that it attracted 150,000 fun people to check in overnight.

    In addition, Jian/Guo couldn't come from Twitter to sue Lin Yang for messing with Lalang, so he danced the couple Xipi, which only caused Cui Bingqing's manager to have a heart attack.

    Shenghua Entertainment privately messaged him and asked him if his account was hacked.

    Lin Yang was very happy: "I am a hacking dog."

    Cui Bingqing: "Tell me, how much do you want?"

    Lin Yang was angry with her: "If there is a CP, whoever wants that, after Fang Jing and Brother Gan make an official announcement, I will retire."

    He doesn't care if this broken company will find it.

    As Xie Han said, they are the ones who are evil.

    Not to mention that his uncle's new master is the number one person in the National Dadonghai Submarine Research Center. In the past 20 years, he has only accepted Xie Han as a closed disciple.One of the first.

    "A few Huang Daxians dare to touch Ci's IQ278 genius dog, what a joke."

    Lin Yang typed out,

    "It's Fang Jing who accepts all submissions, until the original owner of the account he gave apologizes in the newspaper, buy a navy, right? Come, let Nini teach you what is the most common plot reversal on the Internet."

    When a bot came out, Fang Jing just fast-forwarded to want to die when he landed. He jumped up in a hurry and said that he would sue Lin Yang to death, and Chi Cheng would help him find a lawyer from Hongsuo.

    Mercury was retrograde, the young master who disappeared for a day was in a worse mood than him, and asked via WeChat, "Are you from Phoenix Airport?"

    Fang Jing, "Huh? Any idiot knows to come to Sanya."

    Chi Cheng was silent, then smiled again, "You didn't notice, I didn't go?"

    Second Olympic!

    If he didn't say it, Fang Jing really wouldn't have noticed it. To be honest, Sanya is quite fun, and anyone who goes there will forget Chi Cheng.

    Fang Jing: "I thought the program team..."

    Chi Cheng: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

    Fang Jing: "Where have you been tricked?"

    Chi Cheng: "I went to Yunnan, and Jiuzhaigou, and I met a senior brother."

    Fang Jing: "What is a senior brother?"

    Chi Cheng: "What is a senior brother, you are the second senior brother, don't you know?"

    Fang Jing is dull.

    Not wanting to waste time on the mentally handicapped, Chi Cheng made a voice, "I want to find a way to settle accounts with the program group, but I can't find a way? At worst, everyone will hold on to death, and I don't want to try to play alone?"

    This man's gloomy appearance scared Fang Jing to the ground, thinking of what Chi Cheng had committed, he hadn't forgotten that the blood on the foreign driver's license hadn't been dried for two years.

    ...

    After that, Chi Cheng went to find his mother, and Zhou Mei, who was so angry, had to help her son seek justice.

    Zhou Mei: "These lunatics! Mom, go now. On Monday, there will be the first viewing of the title business and the leaders above. I will definitely make this crap show impossible to air for the rest of my life!"

    His son has no empathy for anyone.

    If he is unhappy, he will drag others down, and if he can't eat, he will smash everyone's pot.So Xie Hanzhen was right when he met this kind of person.

    Monday came.

    Two bubbling parties appeared in the group.

    [Captain Yue boarding the plane at six o'clock]: "[Photo] The sky at 2 pings at the Capital Airport, I wish you all a happy day, remember to have breakfast."

    [Samoyed who takes the subway to work]: "[Handsome]"

    [Captain Yue boarding the plane at six o'clock]: "[Blink]"

    After he got on the plane, another beauty came.

    [Brother Song who grinds soybean milk at home]: "Is it crowded? Can you still use your mobile phone in the morning rush hour subway?"

    [Samoyed who takes the subway to work]: "I held my mobile phone above my head, and my feet and the pancakes in my pocket were also off the ground."

    [Brother Song who grinds soybean milk at home]: "There are two things on Monday, remember?"

    Xie Han remembers.

    "According to the ranking of the bungee jumping competition, Jeremy and Tony will each send me a work meal today, and at nine o'clock there will be the first foreign investment meeting of "The Love Factor Equation."

    Teacher Song: "Jeremy is flying to Paris, so I have to be late. Where's the other male guest? @Tony, are you in Beijing, my friend, have you decided on a weekly lunch box?"

    The phone rang suddenly.

    Lou Xi didn't look at it, and pointed to the picture of an internet celebrity checking in, "Are you sure the person in the white shirt in the picture bought a piece of fried chicken at the store half a year ago?"

    Xie Han's vague but easily recognizable side profile is on the phone.

    The owner of the coffee shop, "I bought coffee and fried chicken. He drove a red BYD, but he hasn't been here since. Do you really want to buy my shop? Just wait for him to come? Then confess to him face to face?"

    It's not easy to question Lou Xi's way of chasing love. The stunned boss feels that the mysterious man has an aura and oppression beyond ordinary people.

    Soon the public comment of this store also changed.

    It's now called 'Want to See You.'

    Boss: "Mr. Lou, you are too active, but will the male god never come again..."

    "I hope he has a chance to know, it's okay if he doesn't come."

    The new boss, Lou Xi, played with the tea pet on the table. The former boss said that Xie Hanying liked this ornament half a year ago, and it was a coincidence that it was a Samoyed.

    Lou Xi bent over and stared at the puppy on the cup, "I want to seize the one in ten thousand chance to see him, every moment I think, if he comes again, I won't bother him, I just want to make it for himA set of coffee and fried chicken, thank you."

    The author has something to say:

    Let's bet on Ying Ying's loss!

    But how many brands can you recruit for the first time?(exaggerate)

    0 Comments

    Enter your details or log in with:
    Heads up! Your comment will be invisible to other guests and subscribers (except for replies), including you after a grace period. But if you submit an email address and toggle the bell icon, you will be sent replies until you cancel.
    Note