Chapter 64 (64) ‘Traveling’!

It doesn't matter.

Samoyed will not rebel, but "Love Factor Equation" will do it for him.

Waiting for dinner at his house, three men who explored the environment of the kennel opened a small group, and the dog called it "Zuoying's Home".

Hanying doesn't know what the three big mansions are thinking.

But Lou Xi is the man they most want to kidnap Xie Hanying in their romance, and now he only has a calm expression. Yue Yanfeng and Sun Jinhang thought of him this time.

Coincidentally, Little Ding chatted with 6 and 8 after publishing the third script.

"Yanfeng, do you find it hard to be a shampoo worker with a salary of 97 yuan a day?"

"Fortunately, the recording is only for one day." Yue Yanfeng didn't think it was difficult.

"Yes, money should be the least difficult level in your world, but someone in our love variety show once thought this level was very difficult."

"Is it my dad? The director team thinks that money makes people unable to fall in love?" Sun Jinhang asked later.

Little Ding said: "That's not true. I'm just worried that you are thinking the same way as Lou Xi. He just thinks that things in the world are not difficult, and he likes to give the things he thinks are the least difficult to someone who finds them difficult."

They paused: "What do you mean?"

Little Ding: "It means 'don't treat him like a man of faith', and you don't even think about being able to save people without authorization."

Look at it this way.

The director is great.

It turns out that the third issue is to use the three views to dissuade the male lead?

Isn't that Lou Xi the first to be invited out.

As for Hanying, they are suppressing their emotions, Xie Hanying doesn't sell miserably, but they still feel distressed because they have the ability to empathize, and even want him not to be so kind in the future.

In this new year as usual, only Hanying entertained them so sincerely, and spent all her time cooking at home.

In fact, he can let the three of them swipe their cards, invite him out to eat, or accept the gifts they prepared earlier. The four of them are really so social, but the three of them are not so quiet.

But now, Sun Jinhang is not at all embarrassed to take out the Tiffany full-diamond fairy prince bracelet he bought.

Yue Yanfeng also didn't want to mention the fact that he booked a couple trip to the top hot spring next to the Great Wall Commune.

They can't use it up in this life, but it still worked in the past, and it looks really vulgar in this pursuit, and they feel sorry for Xie Hanying.

At this moment, Xie Hanying opened the kitchen door.

He brought dog food to Xiao Sa, looked around the three of them, and said in a slightly reserved manner indifferently,

"Lou Xi, can you taste the saltiness for me?"

Lou Xi's eyes lit up, he jumped from the sofa higher than a rabbit, "Hey! Here we come, Ying Ying! Your CP is here to help you!"

Xie Hanying: "Is it okay? This is the sauerkraut pickled by Liu Ning's father. I refer to the recipe of German cuisine."

"It's delicious, much better than all the sauerkraut I've ever had."

5 Laughing like a big dog eating bones.

Yue Yanfeng and Sun Jinhang really wanted to push him away when they saw it, and they also wanted to open their mouths wide and be Xie Hanying's big dog waiting to be fed by the spoon.

However, they were not neglected. Xie Hanying really cared about what the three of them liked to eat, and Xiaoxiu, the champion of the military chef competition, took control.

He made roasted smoked potatoes, homemade almond slices, sausages, and boiled cabbage. Before nine o'clock, the family banquet that could be eaten at noon had begun to take shape.

Major Hanying's virtuousness stunned them.

Sun Jinhang, a nightclub brother, has a kid mentality after all. He said to his rivals,

"After my parents divorced, this is the first time that someone cares about what I eat for the New Year. I used to go to bars for the New Year's Eve. This feeling is so strange. I really want to live like this every year in the future..."

Indeed, the three of them never thought of getting married and enjoying the happy life of husband and wife with three meals a day, but is this the happiness of married people?And Xie Hanying, who was wearing a puppy apron in the kitchen, kept them warm and blamed themselves.

because……

"As an attack!"

"Our cooking is not as good as our beloved wife! What kind of manly virtue is there!"

"My ideal wife Xie Hanying must be very disappointed in 568!"

But isn't his wife Ying lacking in love? Doesn't Xie Hanying want a sense of security?

Then when they thought about it, they felt that it would be better to be a painless elder brother from today, presenting three "brother" boyfriends for the birth of the king in this life, and they also vowed to spoil the hairtail prince Xie Hanying severely, and discuss the next move together...

[Sun Laoba]: "Stop fighting, it's all Hanying blowing, today we will sit on an equal footing, love puppies together, I will carry the most Chinese cabbage upstairs, I will spoil my dad as an angel baby, after his English nameIt’s called Angelababy, and our child is called Little Sponge.”

[Yue Yanfeng]: "[Thumbs up], Lao Ba is very troublesome at a young age, and it will be good to be someone else's son-in-law in the future. I will drive the car to the vegetable market, and I will look at me for carrying the sack of rice, flour, grain and oil."

[Lou Xi]: "The two other sons-in-law are very good, so I will be responsible for washing the old father-in-law's dirty clothes, eating melon seeds with the old mother-in-law, taking care of Director Lin's gunfire, and taking care of Xiao Sa and Yang Yang, right?Now, tell my nephew to turn on the TV to watch "Love Factor", and let's publicly punish the fourth male teacher."

Yes, will he be shy at home by the CP sugar on the romance show?

Will Major Hanying's cold face turn red enough to hide in the room?

After thinking about it, the IQs of the three tall, rich and handsome began to drop. They pretended to be men, wishing to grab all the mops at home to do housework.

Xiao Sa and Lin Yang also enjoyed the blessing.

In addition to being able to roll around in Lou Xi's down jacket, Xiao Sa's dog leash soon had Sun Laoba's Tiffany diamond.

In order to wash the dishes, Yue Yanfeng gave Xie Hanying's pet dog a million-dollar watch to help take care of it. Seeing this posture, Xiao Sa wanted to wear the same watch on all four feet, and he would give it too.

After a while, Director Lin got up wearing a sweater.

Since no one told him that he needed to welcome three guests, Lin Yang's father was like every junior who got up late at home during the Chinese New Year. He was caught off guard by a crowd of 'relatives' who were sitting in the living room.

The eight eyes are facing each other.

The one who died on the spot must be the one who hasn't brushed his teeth or washed his face.

Director Lin: "Ouch! Ying Ying, you, you, you, how could they..."

The director panicked, but Xie Hanying handed over a red hot water bottle from the kitchen to cover the elder's cold sweating body, Lou Xi took the lead blindly, "Hello, Director Lin! Wuliangye wishes you New Year's greetings!"

Yue Yanfeng: "Hello Director, Jin Liufu also wishes you a New Year."

Sun Jinhang: "Director, Baxi wishes you a fortune this year."

This picture is so beautiful.

Let alone those with sons, families with daughters are generally unimaginable.

Thinking back to the time when the director thought about roaring and calling the man who wanted to chase Hanying in the romance drama to his home, now he completely regrets it, these people don't treat themselves as outsiders at all.

Lou Xi is still the person most remembered by Director Lin. saw the boss of a foreign company say like the seven aunts and eight aunts that everyone was most afraid of when they were young,

"I heard from Ying Ying, Director Lin, you were selected as a bed-walking activist by Union Hospital this year, and you received a bonus of 5,000. This is a great event for the whole family to enjoy. The director will sit down later and tell us about your winning experience."

Director Lin: ...

Seeing his father fleeing back to the room with the hot water bottle in his arms, Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing beside him holding his stomach.

He was acting as a little baby whose uncles shared the burden of the family. He picked up the remote control and asked his uncle: "Ying Ying, you help grandma finish the meal. "Love Factor" is going to be replayed now, do you want to watch it?"

5/6/8: Alright, come on, Ying Ying.

Xie Hanying: "No, I want to watch 14 episodes of "The Adventures of Jackie Chan"."

Lou Xi was heartbroken: "Xie Hanying, you are learning how to fall in love with men and women, why do you still want to watch Jackie Chan, why don't you watch more of our romance dramas?"

Xie Hanying: "I can fall in love with you even if I don't watch the reruns, and being gay doesn't stop me from liking cartoons. I just saw the episode of Xiao Yu's Time Traveling."

Lou Xi: Well, you are cute, I listen to you, then I will watch Jackie Chan with you.But when the original family of the dog comes out, we have to switch to watch "Love Factor".

Director Lin and Xie Hanying's mothers really came out one after another.

In our country, it doesn't matter whether you are welcome in your heart or not. During the Chinese New Year, all the people who come to the door are guests. Those who want to have a cup of tea or a meal, Director Lin asked Lin Yang to give another round of 568 introductions.

At this time, Lin Yang was going to publicly execute the heroines of the romance drama.

The eldest nephew released the rebroadcast of the second half of the second issue in front of the old people.

The ambiguous relationship between men and women on TV is in contrast to the restlessness of the elders in reality.

In addition, Xie Hanying's cut was an inch, and the old mother knew that the youngest son hadn't changed his mind.

Lou Xi and the others are here, so mother can't ask.Mom didn't know what to say, she was thinking about what to do so that Hanying would not be angry?

Lou Xi saw this scene.

Samoyed's native family doesn't seem to want to give away the snow-white angel so soon.

But they don't seem to know a thing either.

Lou Xi wants to help, not because he sympathizes with an old man, he is the kind of person who is always the most sympathetic to Xie Hanying, Lou Xi's principle of dealing with things is that he does not give generously to others, persuasion is more poisonous than persuasion, parents and other relativesHe seemed invincible to himself.

He was only speaking in detail about the lawsuit for the first time.

Lou Xi pulled in the two generations from the outside, explained Bai Shi Qian's strategy step by step, and indirectly hinted that Xie Hanying was angry because the family didn't help him unanimously.

Compared to letting Xie Hanying fight alone.

They are the ones who can fully participate and send Chizi in prison for ten years or twenty years.

At least just this once.

Also let the younger son not always compromise for you.

Lou Xi said, "Auntie, Director Lin, are you right?"

...

It can be said that this new year's goods bureau has changed a lot for Xie Hanying's family.

Before the DV was turned off, both Director Lin and Xie Hanying's mother were racking their brains to accept young people's suggestions.

What Lou Xi said was right, the family really had to deal with the lawsuit.

Regarding the younger son's appearance on variety shows and becoming an Internet celebrity, the original views of the elders gradually dissipated in the face of Xie Hanying's self-analysis of his status as a "top streamer".

Xie Hanying said: "I signed a koi contract with Douyin and Weibo, but the things behind the traffic economy are very suspended. In this era, any emerging industry must always have staying power, explosive power and creativity to last. II plan to update a short video every time the variety show airs in the future, with a duration of less than 3 minutes. From the first to the fifteenth episode, my theme is the road to Michelin stores in China..."

This coincided with the purpose of his being found by Guerlain PR.

"But pay attention, the store I visited is not just Michelin," Xie Hanying went on to say a plan to create new traffic for her personal channel, "Hanying's weekly vlog will also teach you how to get Beijing takeaway wool, and go to all 15 yuan stores.Fast food buffet."

"Yes, it's not Dianping's Black Pearl, it's not Michelin's three-star 'Hanying Cup', I still have a set of selection criteria for Samoyed's three-star restaurant guide..."

"For example, what is a must-eat supper? It is a barbecue restaurant where you push the door and go in and see a group of golden chain brothers sitting down to eat together. If you don't eat this, you won't be able to sleep tonight."

"What is an authentic old shop? The auntie at the window is not loud enough to call the dishes, so it is not authentic. Fried noodles must have pot gas, and the skewers grilled in the oven must never run out of electricity.On the roof, the mood of the diners is not up at all, and the environment of drinking and punching in the store must be comparable to that of the square dancing aunt."

"What else is high-end cuisine? The store is opened in the front room that the boss got from the demolition of his own house. Whether it can be opened depends on your mood. Do you think you can eat as much as you want? In fact, they are not open from Monday to Wednesday.It’s called high-end, and it’s a guide to restaurant management for those who own a house. By the way, the large intestines, beautiful chicken, and pig’s brain are delicious, and Samoyed’s three-star must-eat restaurant will never give awards to your family.”

Hahaha……

The hilarious male protagonists crazily praised this idea, and they all predicted in advance that Samoyed would help the domestic catering industry to open a new food list.

The elders also opened their eyes.

They feel that the current netizens are too good at surfing the Internet, but Xie Gong's thinking will always be the standard of IQ278, and to be top-notch is to be the best. At the end of the chat, Xie Hanying's mother began to change her mind.

"I understand. What you do on TV is very meaningful. Let me prepare some costumes and cosmetics that I used to perform in the troupe. Hanying, my mother's Douyin account, please teach me how to play.”

Lou Xi: "You want to sing?"

Yue Yanfeng: "Hanying has four cosmetic sponsors, you don't need to worry about these things."

Sun Jinhang: "I spend a lot of time in college, so I will come every day."

Cui Xiufen: "I could only sing a few lines when I was young, but now I am old and I can't sing well at all..." Since losing her daughter and her wife got sick, she has no self-confidence. If there is a "Little Family Theater", as a motherBeing able to be reborn, she really wanted to accompany Hanying to find some positive new life fulcrum.

Xie Hanying: "I'll accompany you when you make a short video about singing."

His mother: "Really?"

Xie Hanying: "Yeah, last time I also played the role of the Taoist leader." He doesn't know how to sing very much, so it's okay to entertain relatives in colorful clothes, "We can hold that kind of one-second drag show at home."

Lou Xi said, "Fortunately, I let you bring back the clothes and the sanqingguan. Xie Gong, didn't you play cosplay in the third year of junior high school? Who was your anime life at that time?"

Lin Yang: "I know! Sesshomaru! Xie Hanying was the first-generation Internet celebrity who went to the comic exhibition in person and became popular in the space when he was almost 14 years old!"

"I'll go, Master Sesshomaru! But Inuyasha's brother's temperament is really similar to my father's! A cold-faced big dog with white hair! Next time I will play the dog brother!"

"Yes, you can dress us up again when you have time, Mr. Fourth Male, you can't just let Lou Xi enter your space, we all have to see your unique look."

Xie Hanying: "No, I will delete it at night."

"Hahahaha, the fourth male teacher, don't be so shy...Maybe in the future, I will go from the post-90s to the post-05s."

Now it's Director Lin's turn to be surprised. Hanying has been to the comic exhibition in her third year of junior high school. When did this happen?!

The house is getting noisier...

At the end of this lunch and the New Year's shopping, Lin Yang sent them away.

The eldest nephew said, "The white fox took the bait."

Just like what said to Xie Hanying's family members just now.

Lou Xi really has another way to play.

He wants Chizi's father to experience the most loss-making capital operation model in the world. Lou Xi is not smashing his stall now, but giving him a chance to make a fortune, asking him to pay the franchise fee, and finally take it off the shelves, block it, and put allThings become free.Only the greater the investment in the early stage, the final loss will never fly again.

Sure enough, Thursdays are good all over the world, but Fang Jing is having a bad day today.

Although he has gotten rid of the badness of Chi Cheng and was released alone, he has become a pure prison idol, and Chizi's father doesn't give him a good face.

Fang Jing's mission is to disgust "The Love Factor Equation".

Chizi's dad has a thick skin.

He couldn't beat his ex-wife, but he said, I have nothing to eat, so we will remake it in the future, including Dream of the Red Chamber, Journey to the West, and Jin Yongyan/Biography.This love affair is over, you all join me in the circle, and I will make all of you popular as Ziwei stars.

In any case, Fang Jing would not help Xie Hanying, but he did not expect that Xie Hanying would find him in person. With 7's help, they met.

Xie Hanying said: "If you don't testify, you will lose money. You have used my face for commercial activities."

Fang Jing began to sell miserably.

He looked like I was weak but reasonable.

"Xie Hanying, you, how can you say it! You are not short of money now, everyone helps you, and you still treat others like this. It is unfair between you and me. I am inferior to you in everything. Of course I am jealous...Of courseWill steal...I don't care...Xie Hanying, if you don't sympathize with me, you are not kind!"

Xie Hanying: "Do you think this question is understood in this way? It makes sense for you to steal things, so why don't you learn from me to take the Mizuki exam."

Fang Jing: "What are you talking about!"

Xie Hanying: "I'm not bragging." Then he said coldly, "I just look down on people who take shortcuts and make excuses for themselves. I like money, and I don't want to be ashamed if I want to lie flat. I also don't want to go to work, so why be hypocritical."

Fang Jing quarreled with him to no avail, and lost.

But Xie Hanying didn't care, he left.

After a while, Fang Jing experienced the unprofessional chaos in the industry next door.

Since it is a bastard program group with a lot of plagiarism dogs, everyone must be weird.

The capital behind Mr. Chi required them to completely copy the originality of the first phase of Love Factor, and Fang Jing also began to review the link before rebirth. They were imitating 2345678, learning frame by frame.

This time, 'Jin Mingyu' and 'Jeremy' looked very frustrated, but they replayed the conversation between 2 and 3 and Fang Jing when they first met, and added a bitch private stuff.

In order to crowd out Fang Jing, they threw the lunch box into the toilet.

director.

Producer.

guest.

Fang Jing felt that these people had no quality and culture, which made Fang Jing want to get off the car.

Could it be that the expert is right, he stole other people's luck, and now he is being backlashed?

Fang Jing found an expert on WeChat.

[Fang Jing]: "Master... woo woo woo, I believe it... You are right, the son of luck has really come..."

Lou Xi knows who Fang Jing is looking for.

Today is the first episode of Plagiarism of Dogs Next Door, and the situation over there was conveyed by SIMON.

Lou Xi sat at home and tested the new module.

He said in his mouth: "Okay, let's tell that fortune teller to continue chatting with Fang Jing." Turning his head to look at his screen, there is an Alipay on it, and Lou Xi is perfecting the chat content between him and Alibaba head office, differentYes, he is Party A, and they are helping him realize his imagination.

Lou Party A said in his heart:

"You can't print Samoyed on money, you can always set up a 'dog manor' to collect dog food, and soon everyone will know that Ziweixing is called Xie Hanying."

Assists in acting continued to take orders from Fang Jing.

Not long ago, the other party had just figured out two divine comments for Mrs. Zhou, 'chickens and dogs cannot coexist, only goddaughters can save their lives'.

The master now said: "Mr. Lou, according to your script, I have already told the fortunes of Guan Xinpeng, Chi Zong and Fang Jing, and I told them that in 202X, a 70-year-old star will appear in the entire entertainment circle, and even in the sky of China.The Ziwei Xing I met, this person is 184, Aries, blood type A, his life is explosive, only three people kowtow to him every day, kneel down and recognize his father, the ancestral grave will not be a dream, Fang Jing believed it, and he also thought of Xie Hanying."

The master who was bribed seems to have a deep understanding of the psychology of the people in the entertainment industry.

This move of "Da Chuxing, King Hanying" is to use feudal superstition/belief to assist our country's criminal law, and scare the criminal suspect who cannot admit his mistake to Xie Hanying to confess his mistake sincerely.

...

Friday.

The third issue of "Love Factor Equation" has been recorded.

In order to integrate into the role of a high school dropout sanitation worker.

After Xie Hanying received the WeChat message from the program group, he got in the car and arrived at the most densely populated urban village in the city at around ten o'clock at night.

He got a new name.

Han Ying.

With an inch-shaved head, 'Han Ying' is very dull.

Sitting cross-legged by the roadside, his face, hands and feet were dusty, with 97 yuan stuffed in his pocket.

Looking towards the intersection, there is only one ghost bun stall nearby.Doing two businesses of supper and breakfast.

The old granny was looking at the strange boy.

In the eyes of passers-by, he is not eye-catching. Wearing a cotton-padded black fleece jacket and worn sneakers, he is now a 28-year-old man who has never read a book. He has no knowledge or good looks.No.

The high school framing turned Han Ying into a fish-eye in the crowd.

The plot he took happened to be another life of Xie Hanying who never ran away from home.

Talking to the hidden microphone on his body, he said: "'Han Ying', this is the first chapter of your rebirth, do you want to go and buy a late-night snack after get off work?"

Han Ying: "No need."

"Why?"

Male No. 4: "It's the same reason I chose to shave my head to record this episode. A sanitation worker who can't afford food won't eat 3 yuan 8 buns on the premise of only 97 yuan."

"Your hairstyle is also for the needs of variety shows?"

"Well, if I were really reborn like this, I wouldn't have a hairstyle that needs to be taken care of every day, rub my face and head with a cold towel, and even save shampoo."

Xie Hanying gave the reason.

I see.

The male No. 4 really understands life, which meets the needs of the plot and will not be discovered by the audience.

This time, there are only four follow-up directors staying by his side, and the rest of the directors will definitely lie in ambush in places Xie Hanying has no idea about if they want to shoot his urban adventures.

Until eight o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, no one in the world will know that this is a reality show with the theme of "Rebirth", and even fans will not be able to spy on this recording from the live broadcast.

Then, it's time to tell the protagonist the first chapter, and the follower said: "Hanying, you know that the world you live in is a man-man quick-transmission article, right? The other six people are actually not in the same time and space, they can'tWhen we meet in this variety show, only you can find them, and then make various 'white-moonlight/muse' sacrifices for them right now, and redeem them."

Xie Hanying: "Little Ding said, I took the script that went to a certain part of the six people's past, but they didn't know that I was a staff member of the fast-moving game, and everything was acting."

Follow-up: "It's like this, the article you're wearing is called "Quick Transmigration: I Am the Male Protagonist's Early Death White-moonlight/muse", this time I can't live broadcast, the plan of the director team is to directly broadcast it on Novel.comSeven books have been released, and they have been serialized to the whole network since you crossed, so that fans can follow up in the comment area."

Xie Hanying: "It sounds like every ending can only be be."

Follow up: "Yes, death escape is a must, and you only have about 3 hours of mission time after each time you travel to find someone. You have the time accelerator given to you by the quick travel game, let's draw the first lottery first, seeIt depends on which literature you will go to find the male protagonists first."

Xie Hanying smoked, and the second male-female novel that requires him to time travel came. The subject matter is also very powerful, it is orthopedic literature, and the name is "Dangerous Brothers".

The copywriter said his name was Han Ying.

He also has a half-brother, and the two have been dependent on each other since they were young, but since his younger brother became disabled, he lives on a wheelchair and his mentality is also extremely distorted., he beat and scolded his brother, and later committed an unforgivable orthopedic crime one night...

From this point of view, his younger brother is a little seriously ill.

He really needs to be rescued by the quick game to save his brainstem, which lacks the concept of brothers and friends.

Xie Hanying thought: "Is this person Lao Ba or Jin Dandan? I will definitely be robbed of the money by him when I go home now, how should this plot go?"

What made him think even more was that there were still five unlocked male and female literature in the task bar.

respectively,

crazy literature

bamboo horse literature

Overlord's wife runs with the ball literature

Country Dog Rough Guy Country Literature

Husband is hungry and eats literature.

Um.

The program group understands literature very well.

The author has something to say:

hhhhh

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