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    In order to play the game well, the team obtained screenshots of the dialogue between 5 and 6 in the first episode of the variety show, and analyzed their micro-expressions. Song Daxian said,

    "Look at the daily style of these two people, one person wipes off all the smells on his body, and becomes the most perfect reference in everyone's heart; the other person wipes a bunch of messy things on himself to block the original smell."

    "Both of these two types of people are defined as masked personalities in criminal investigation. Lao Yue is the former, and Tony is the latter."

    "It's said that you don't have a guilty conscience and you're not afraid of walking at night."

    "Our five and six are obviously afraid, and they have untold stories in their hearts. They haven't said anything in the group until now. These two people are calmer than ordinary people, and our four has to live alone with them for one night., Even if it is out of the idea of being brave, I think Xiao Sa should have the right to know."

    The men who entered the play imagined a crying puppy shrinking in a corner, trembling and weeping.

    "My friends, I am Coconut, and this is my distress code 56SBT."

    "Tony and Lao Liu used to run dog meat farms and dog meat hot pots, and their huts are full of onions, ginger, garlic and seasoning packets."

    Angry!

    You can eat the simple puppies who gave snowmen to humans!

    The four of them then made the next temporary face-to-face decision.

    Before flying to Yunnan, 2, 3, 7 and 8 will have a secret meeting in Beijing. They made an appointment at Shan Shan’s Sauce Crab Restaurant to discuss how to save Samoyeds from being turned into dog meat hot pot. They walked into the rescuerThe second episode of the script.

    On the side of the main stage, Director Jiang said to the 13 script design teachers at the long table,

    "Screenwriters, your ideas are very bold and advanced, but are you really sure to press the last switch? You must know that the second issue of "Infernal Affairs Part 3: Love Has Factors" is over... The male protagonists mayPartnering to play bad show crew."

    He cried and said, "To be honest, they are my fathers now. If Xie Han is a little unhappy, my old son will have to kowtow to apologize to these little fathers."

    Teacher Taiben also cried: "Director Jiang, we are also very scared, but the sponsor said at the beginning that he wanted to do this love reality show, and he also wanted to open up the years of psychological depression of himself and people like himself.After the broadcast, you can also see that every hero has an unknown area. If they want to break the ice, they are not limited to "business", but to enter their hearts. They really need an opportunity to dare to say they like it, or a crisis.”

    Director Jiang: "Then...then I'll send an 'internal traitor' to contact the son of Producer Zhou?"

    Teacher Taiben: "Okay, but speaking of it, how old is this person, does he really think he can spend 30,000 to buy Teacher Changji?"

    Director Jiang: "No, two coins for the older one. I have been spoiled by my mother for almost 30 years. The whole world is afraid of him. Mr. Zhang Ji is from a family of 54."

    After Sanya, Chi Cheng's daily pestering was really annoying.

    This crisis will follow no matter what.

    Zhou Mei said that his son would not come in the future.

    There was still an accident this morning on the bus at the entrance of the main station.

    Little Ding also received anonymous harassing phone calls.

    Director Jiang didn't bother Lou Xi this time, because as long as Lou Xi gets out of hand, it's easy for Lou Xi to get out of control.

    Regarding the car, he relied on Xie Han's police friend to find the evidence from the driving recorder of the private car opposite, and pressed it for the show.

    This man still put his face on his face and thought that no one in the world could cure him, that he didn't show his feet at all.

    He even dared to use Fang Jing's manager's mouth to find out who Xie Han was.

    "That doggy man is a normal man, with a thin waist and long legs. I asked that bald man for a WeChat account. I made him famous."

    When Director Jiang heard the knife, he pulled out/drawn/come out: "Show your father!"!Do you dare to ask your mother's Tsinghua Special Forces guy!!You deserve it too!!!See if I don't go out alone and chop you off the horse!

    It's really inappropriate not to give this pervert a chance to become popular all over the country.

    He is also quite handsome when an old cool guy like him decides to act chivalrously for Xie Han for the first time!Right!

    In other words, Director Jiang has actively implemented ten-level security measures for this crisis, and set up high-definition surveillance cameras on the set as a place for legal evidence collection.

    Chi Cheng wanted to challenge Lian Zong for the second time.

    He wants to pass through the gate of the Jizu Mountain Buddhist Temple in Yunnan.

    Outside, there is an armed police brigade at Beijing Airport specializing in ground inspections.

    No one can bring in illegal items.

    If you don't believe me, you can break open the cephalosporin and inhale the white powder in your hand to see what the police uncle will do to you.

    If outsiders want to come to the scene to say some impolite words at that time, all he has to wait for is the Douyin live broadcast and the on-the-spot punishment that he has not told him alone.

    Today is different.

    Director Jiang is rich, and he also wants to praise his genius dog Samoyed.

    By the side of Xie Han and others.

    All of them were assigned 6 Hongjia class martial arts instructors to be NPCs.

    If Master Chi can beat 6 martial arts masters and get closer to Xie Han, he won't come to this show to play tricks.

    In terms of the screenplay, if the fathers of the male lead were in a bad mood and they said they would stop playing, their son Director Jiang would definitely apologize on the spot, kneel down and write small checks one by one.

    He swore he could do it, and he wouldn't fight back if he beat him or cursed him back.

    My own coconut and the little dads all have the final say.

    Teacher Taiben said,

    "Let's go according to plan A. As long as the male protagonists are willing to finish the game within an acceptable range, everyone... will bear all the future anger of the male protagonists, and you can do whatever you want without killing them in the end."

    "Male number five will be absent for half a day because of work."

    "Male No. 6 must think he is the winner at this time."

    "I don't know that the siege of the whole crew and the invasion of foreign enemies are just around the corner, and the feature film will start next. Let me also inform the male number four about this trip."

    In the end, it is the heartfelt thoughts of all members of the program team,

    "Yeah baby!! Heroes and daddies! We really love you for doing this! Please forgive me! Finish the second episode! The third episode will be given to you!!"

    ...

    Sister Lina: "Hanying, are you there? Yin Shaojie is going to Beijing at three o'clock tomorrow, you and I will pick up a plane?"

    Xie Han: "The [Samoyed Zipper] program group is temporarily not allowed to face-to-face. Last time, it was mildly criticized by Teacher Little Ding. Please tell Shaojie, I am waiting for him to play at the recording location."

    Sister Lina: "Okay, my sister was crying and crying. I thought I could hit 34 on the spot. By the way, did your KFC first-round co-op results come out? Is it because you can't tell me about it for the time being. [Hold your ears]"

    Xie Han: "Well, keep it secret, but there is one thing to say, there are two. [Samoyed blushes in a daze and loses hair]"

    Lina: "Don't be so cute haha who doesn't know that there are two, don't blush, two are just the beginning, Ye Coco's love game just needs to try more, discover more, I won't ask, wait until the second issue, bless youI can be happy (shi) on both Saturday and Sunday."

    Xie Han watched off the 10,830th person who wished him today. Before that, there were Director Jiang, Little Ding, Sister Liu from the makeup team, and the head chef of Diaoyutai Restaurant...

    Hello adults.

    But I know that I will live with Lou Xi and Captain Yue in the second period.

    His mood changes at home are actually very different from the beginning of the first issue.

    At first he was not good.

    There is a sense of the end of the world.

    He's fine now.

    Anyway, they already knew each other, and he didn't have roommates when he was in the former unit. Xie Han felt that this was a weekend trip, and Lou Xi and Nan Liu should not be shy.

    Lou Xi and Captain Yue found Xie Han alone after confirming that they could not be good teammates.

    Captain Yue's attitude remains unchanged, he expresses his inner expectations for Saturday, and his love mode will never be faulted.

    What Lou Xi asked was,

    "Puppy, I have to be late for the second period, do you have anything special to eat?"

    Xie Han: "No, I'm eating in the cafeteria of my unit. Today's food is very good."

    Lou Xi raised her eyes, and said very interestedly, "Oh, what's so delicious?"

    Xie Han: "Mixed with three shredded rice, and small Northeast pickles, the cafeteria aunt gave me a bowl of stick noodle porridge."

    Lou Xi kept asking, "Northeast pickled vegetables? I've never eaten them. Is it salty or not? Sweet or not? Crispy or not."

    "Listen to the voice." Xie Han used his upper and lower teeth to show Tony the joy of eating pickles.

    "Hahaha."

    Lying on the table, Lou Xi fell down laughing, because he heard a rabbit drinking porridge on the other side of China, it was so fragrant that people really drool along with it.

    Xie Han said: "Pickles and stick noodle porridge, this is the most perfect love."

    Lou Xi: "Yo, have you learned about love after a meal?"

    Xie Han: "Dr. Sa has always understood, but I am the mentor dog of If You Are the One in the eyes of netizens."

    Lou Xi: "Then what do you think is the beginning of the first step in your love?"

    The Samoyed who was asked was a little dull, and a question mark in the shape of a bubble appeared on his forehead.

    "me?"

    "Um."

    Xie Han: "Buy a house."

    Lou Xi was dizzy, "You're so realistic, it's the beginning, I'm still very ignorant of that stage, it's not planning to get married."

    Xie Han: "I'm a realist. Isn't love just two people commuting to get off work together, ordering takeout together, and watching TV in your own house every day. Although these days are very ordinary, isn't that good?"

    Also, right.

    Even if the world collapses.

    Putting love on human beings is not just three meals a day.

    Xie Han added: "I heard that people who are in a relationship will steal Alipay's ant energy and chicks from each other. I haven't tried stealing from others, but after falling in love, maybe there is no need to be embarrassed."

    Stop laughing.

    A person's heart and expression can never be unified, this is really his old problem.

    But it is strange to say that Lou Xi feels that what she is listening to today is precisely a real answer that she has never understood.

    He really lacked theoretical knowledge before.Today was different, it was the first time he heard that it was okay.

    Fresh.

    cute.

    Full of the smallest beautiful moving parts in life.

    In the past 8 years, he has firmly believed that the hard work he is looking for is love, but the reality has told him that if this is love, he cannot resonate with Samoyed's answer.

    Lou Xi, what you love is the feeling of constantly finding someone to love.

    Still love that person?

    Knowing that it's impossible and still not stopping, is it because you guess that you will be the loneliest after giving up.

    Having said that, who would not want to fall in love and then legally steal Alipay's ant energy every day?

    Of course he wants to too!

    Samoyed can eat and buy, his Alipay must have a lot of green ant bubble energy that can't be stolen!And endless Haloxylon trees!

    Maybe my love antidote really is...

    Lou Xi who learned to speak the truth: "Well, this is the best."

    After a while, Lou Xi said: "Let the puppy go first this time, I'll bring your father a robot dog back, does he really need Xiao Sa, but Xiao Sa is old, you are afraid that it willWith so much extra work, there will be accidents one day, right?"

    his dad?

    How could Tony help him worry about these things when he was abroad.

    Samoyed felt that his GSM boss Lou Xi really squeezed the npc too much.

    Xie Han: "Tony, is there anything you want?"

    Lou Xi: "Me?"

    Xie Han: "Didn't you and I want to share a night together? I've already sent figures to them. Don't you want an exclusive one?"

    Lou Xi's heart skipped a beat.

    With his throat open, a piece of crispy and soft Samoyed toffee passed through his mouth to his heart, and he knew that he really wanted to die.But this kind of person thinks too much in his heart, and he only talks about him, "I'm fine, how old am I, I don't play that, if you have that budget and extra funds..."

    Unceremonious Samoyed: "I don't."

    Lou Xi cried to death on the spot.

    How can you miss the opportunity to ask for praise twice!

    The two chattered.

    Samoyed said that he would bring him a spare toothbrush, and there was nothing he could do if he couldn't come on Friday night. Or, on Tuesday, the three of them and Lao Ba would go to the recording program of the happy comedian?

    Lou Xi immediately felt that all the shortcomings were worthless, he turned his head, 'Ouch!Why don't you make a sound!'

    Brother David, "Were you and Samoyed secretly dating?"

    Lou Xi said: "No, you read it wrong, Samoyed and I are having lunch secretly." Unaware that his mouth has been drawn to the vicinity of the Tianling Gai, it is not appropriate for Nu Wa to repair her own ceiling.

    His brother said, "Then I also want to go to China."

    Lou Xi: "What are you going to do? Exam CET-4? You forgot what my brother told you? Every American who wants to enter China must pass CET-4 and CET-6 at the customs and CET-2 at the customs.They will be locked up at the airport until they pass the exam."

    Brother David was angry: "This is all your scam! I'm not five years old! Google said that only a fool would believe that Americans have to take the CET-4 exam at the airport when they go to China!"

    Brother David said again,

    "It must be very lonely and helpless for you to pursue Samoyed alone. How about this? In order to let you win the male sixth, I will be the son of 'Brother Tony' for free. Your ex-wife is Xie Hanying. You and your son have been looking for Xie Hanying who ran away from home.Now you have decided to start a new life. Samoyed will be very touched when he hears this story, and will marry you."

    Lou Xi: "Come on, second-married men are worthless, Brother David, that's not the case in the family-finding section."

    Lou Xi: "Don't say these words in the future. Lieutenant Hanying does not belong to anyone. He belongs to himself. He doesn't even know who I am."

    Come here, throw away the bad mood.

    Lou Xi is back as she should be.

    He found Captain Yue, "Hello, teammate, let's defeat 2378 and keep the success scum, oh no, the inner underwear of a successful man."

    Captain Yue: "Are you sick? Did Xiao Sa punch you into a schizophrenia?"

    Lou Xi: "Hey, this good boy, the sixth son, still scolds me and treats me as a friend. I will definitely be there on Friday night, and on Saturday, I will knock on the door of you and Xiao Sa, and sit down with you two to play poker."

    Captain Yue said,

    "Whatever you want, anyway, those guys will come to make trouble and play poker. I'm not like you. I also want to go to the group to get in touch with Xiao Sa."

    Lou Xi: "I'll go too, I'll go too, see if I call out the small groups to play."

    As soon as the group soul came back.

    The group waited for some new social etiquettes for people and people.

    [Tony Brother]: "@234678, brothers, we are going to shoot a costume variety show together this time, do you all know? Participating in the big-produced Xianxia and Guppets is the first step for a boy group to become top-notch.Does the character have expectations?"

    In costume dramas, the plot and characters can only be known at the scene.

    Currently, the group only has complaints about Tony's daring to act like a queen.

    [Shan Shan]: "Hey, isn't this the Tony brother who has been deposed? I haven't seen him for a few days and he has lost a lot. It must be very painful to lose the throne of the queen, hahahahahahahaha."

    [Brother Tony]: "Hey, isn't this the goldfish eye that gets locked up in Xinzhekuli and suffers from the long-legged balloon man's disease? How about it, have you discussed how to besiege the strong behind your back? Brother Song leads three membersWon't it be a little stressful?"

    【Single】: "Bah! I won't tell you! Wait to lose, you two! Xiao Sa Oppa will know everything!"

    [Samoyed]: "Are you playing something new? Is there anything else you haven't told me?"

    【Single】: "Woo no more! Xiao Sa Oppa!"

    【Brother Tony】: "Nope! Xiao Sa Oppa!"

    Lou Xi can really disrupt the enemy's pace at once.

    7 said that 5 is not easy to mess with, and he is even more difficult to deal with than 6.

    2 still don't believe it.

    Now he clearly understands.

    [Shan Shan]: "[Indifference] Brother Tony, what do you think I like most about you?"

    [Tony Brother]: "[Put up your ears] which point? [Crawl slowly and approach]"

    [Shan Shan]: "I like you to stay away from me and Xiao Sa Ouba!!!!!! Don't come here!!!!"

    In this way.

    The sense of interaction of the love factor boy group came alive.

    Even if finish showing the tidbits of the puppy playing in the snow all at once, still feel that there is something too much. There is a feeling that everyone's heart is being seen through. It can be seen that everyone is the same, and this scheming has to be played.

    But who is the only enemy that needs to be dealt with in the second period.

    We don't know yet.

    ...

    After work, today's Xie Han decided to take advantage of the weekend to go out and record the second episode to sit at his mother's house.

    Aunt Li has something to do at home.

    He prepared fish and shrimp for his parents to supplement protein for old people, bought some expensive fruits at ole supermarket and sent them to his brother-in-law's house, and shopped for toothbrush and toothpaste sets for travel.

    After returning, he and Xiao Sa took a temporary 10s video of Moments downstairs.

    It is rare for Samoyed to write a paragraph: "This is my body, and he is going to take the Mizuki exam next year."

    Fairy Dog made its debut in Dad's variety show social circle, and received a lot of likes.

    Senior Sister Cui: "Oh my god, this dog! So you really raised a Samoyed! You're so fairy-like!"

    Director Jiang: "It's exactly the same as Daddy! Do you want to be on our variety show? Father and son earn announcement fees together?"

    The brand managers of Weibo and Douyin have already added him respectively, testing the temperament of the new top streamer, two Internet tycoons sent him invitations, "Mr. Xiao Sa, our traffic is urgent today, if it is convenient, you can come tooLet’s use your dog for business on our app? Fans are waiting for you today, please, Mr. Sa, please please. We will use the second highest price for a single quotation. The actress is higher than you, and the next one isHow are you?"

    Xie Han remembered that since the variety show was broadcast, he hadn't properly thanked the audience for their support, so he agreed to the first business of the two platforms in one breath.

    "Love Factor Equation" is a variety show that focuses on love business, he thinks it's better to play a little more lively today.

    His family Xiao Sa has a skill.

    Can contact every dog living in Xie Han's parents' community.

    As long as it calls downstairs, friends who hear it will definitely come out of the window quietly.

    Because many pet dogs live in human living areas, it is actually difficult for their owners to take them out for a walk every day, and they will keep barking when they are bored.

    Xie Han's father sleeps poorly.

    The worst thing is to hear a dog barking regardless of day or night.

    Xiao Sa will take the initiative to see other puppies for the sake of his grandfather's health, and persuade them not to disturb the people.

    Since then, Xiao Sa has been standing under the windows of these dogs whenever he is free, chatting with everyone about whether the dog food is good or not.

    Over time, this Samoyed has become the most trusted cute dog psychologist in the community.

    Even the owners of those dogs are super reassured.

    Many people have added Xie Han's WeChat account, and they often thank Xiao Sa of his family for helping him raise dogs and build a civilized community.

    Feeling that the idea of this video is good, Xie Han found the two most familiar hosts in the community.

    Explaining that I really want to shoot an interactive video of the three dogs, and I will upload it and code it. Xie Han said, "Brother, sister, I have gained fans and I will make video income for you."

    Both must agree.

    The neighbor sister who raised a bichon christmas said, "You can shoot whatever you want. The whole community says that Xiao Sa is the owner of my little bad dog. I am not. If you want me to say, Hanying, you should take a picture of yourself, and you must be sure.", is more popular than that romance drama that I'm not interested in watching."

    Brother Dubin also said, "That's right, my daughter is going to college outside, and she quarrels with me about how handsome the men are. How does she know that there is such a fairy as Hanying in our community. The years when Hanying was in the navy were tooKeep a low profile, otherwise people would have taken pictures all over the Internet."

    After a while, the newcomer's Douyin video creation will start.

    Xie Han said, "Let's find your tall friend, the handsome and cold one."

    Xiao Sa said to the 12th floor of a certain unit, "Wang—"

    Here comes the black Doberman, "Wow!"

    Xie Han: "Let's look for the cute little one with a louder voice. It's so fierce that the whole neighborhood can hear it."

    On the 19th floor of the opposite building, Xiao Sa said, "Wang—"

    The white bichon came, "Wow, woof!"

    The screen looks pretty fun.

    Just like Xie Han's experience on the variety show, the two dogs who didn't know each other saw that the puppy that Samoyed found out to play with today was not only themselves, but they were also angry.

    Doberman and the white bichon were yelling at each other.

    There is a tendency of why do you want to grab little Saoba with me.

    On the single pole, he recorded this video. After he coded the community, only the ins and outs of the three dogs talking and quarreling were left.

    Send a copy of the original version to two neighbors, and re-edit it and post it on the platform, Xie Han@2 and 3 that quarreled on the Internet last night.

    @爱子男四 Samoyed:

    "I found two familiar friends arguing. They said they saw Shan Shan and Jeremy fighting for a coconut as soon as they entered the door. @金蛋蛋,@杰瑞米."

    The newly promoted top class is on the way.

    Retweeted it.

    Except one piece yelled that 234 was true.

    22W was the first to be praised in the comment section, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My coconut is turned into a dog!! Because you see! He's so cute he's not human at all!"

    In the end, both platforms were very satisfied with the traffic monetization of this creative video.

    It is unmistakable that Samoyed is the new top player.

    This year's next hot spot, if you want to guess in the industry, it can only be how the second recording of Love Factor will release the real information of Samoyed, right?

    On Friday, Xie Han went to work, and he took the air ticket and two-day accommodation luggage arranged by the program group and set off.

    When boarding ahead.

    Snow fell on the tarmac.

    When he stepped off the airport car, a small whale-shaped snowflake was clearly visible, and it would not melt for a long time.

    Whale accompanied Samoyed on a trip to Yunnan.

    After he came to the seat and put down the tablet, the stewardess came over, "Hello, passenger, are you going to find Bai Suzhen this time and persuade her to go back to Xu Xian?"

    Xie Han who didn't hear clearly: "What?"

    The flight attendant smiled.

    She held out a card, "Hello, this is the npc of Aiyin, this secret recording has started, your first game question is, 'Hello, Passenger, you are going to find Bai Suzhen this time, adviseDid she look for Xu Xian back?'”

    Xie Han thought for a few seconds.

    Two prompts from Little Ding appeared.

    ①Claw machine, ②Bai Suzhen.

    Xie Han nodded to the stewardess npc.

    "Yes, I'm going to find her, but I'm not going to persuade you to make peace. I will break up Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, and let the two file for divorce in the court."

    ...

    at the same time.

    There are several people coming from all over the world.Everyone has received the same game mission in the second period, and its name is "Looking for Suzhen".

    The author has something to say:

    the second term!start!(Pan Pan Charmander wagging its tail.jbg)

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