Chapter 35 (35) Lovely him

The 220s commercials are on TV, and the following is the first cover of the magazine and Xie Han’s luxury lunch date. The Chinese New Year Samoyed fans are saying,

"Wow, five major men's magazines, does this mean that there are two birthday photos of sea dogs in overalls sucking a baby bottle?"

"It's a private photo of a sea dog wearing leather pants and ironing pear blossom hair!"

"You guys are good or bad, you don't look like me, I just want to see the pictures of the inside of the fish pond that sells snacks and seals."

"Hahaha I didn't expect the dog to be such a dog before the broadcast started. The sea is a little bit seay, but it's still cute."

"Hahahaha Cui Ruoshui hasn't posted on Weibo, this is If You Are the One's tutor dog."

"Don't be a dog anymore, call it Yeye! Yeye even awarded the only canteen in the village to these men, what else do you want!"

"Here is dancing and selling Amway's coconut powder, puppy! The best! Puppies! The best!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Speaking of men, does anyone think that 6 is very fierce, rather than watching him pull vegetables, I'd rather watch him masturbate (Samoyed blushes, gasps and sticks out his tongue)"

"6 wants to pet dogs more, right? 6 and 5 are the men who love dogs the most → "TV Picture"

"I want to eat 6's chocolate, and I want Lu to clear the shopping cart, so why don't 64 call me Gogou CP?"

"The arrows of 5 to 4 are also very obvious. When we met for the first time, I couldn't help hugging the dog and taking medicine. I saw such a white and obedient puppy in the arms of 5. They entered the house in the middle of the night and closed the door. I thought the subtitlesAfter a night of surprises, the fourth male and fifth male in the quilt wake up covered in XXXXXX... (Samoyed blushes and gasps and sticks out his tongue)"

"Brother Airplane: Big guts! (I advise you to delete)"

"I'm going to hold back, who knows what 54 is doing in the same room! I'm so mad that I didn't broadcast it clearly! The male May Day didn't wear a mask at all! His face was coded! Samoyed's words were also silencedgone."

"Let this fangirl make up one, um, the first sentence Fever Samoyed saw 5 said, it must be 'husband! You finally came to me!' (Good OOC)"

"My wife is good at writing! It's a good sentence, 'Husband, you finally came to me'. (The puppy smashed me to death with a durian)"

"I think 54 Chaohua might as well be called The Old Man and the Sea."

"Why?"

"Because there is the old man and the sea, there are Tony and Ye."

In the future, two superpowers will appear.

In terms of magnitude, both 64 and 54 have a wide audience, but 54 is still more funny, because the first thing they do after opening Chaohua is to change their avatar.The profile picture is a red wedding picture of a ruffian boss and a durian against the background of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Other families can't stand it anymore.

Pick up the magnifying glass one by one to find sugar:

"It stands to reason that 3 is the fiercest! 3 is from Ula Ula!"

"I think 2, 7, 8 are also very fierce."

"2 and 8 are indeed, if Silly Coconut is caught by these two for a date, he will have to flee back to Wang Xing overnight in fright."

"Qi is so fierce, she looks like Lin Daiyu, she only took two steps and fainted under the willow tree."

"Have you ever heard of an allusion, Lin Daiyu pulls out the weeping willow upside down, I think 7 can do it, maybe he is just a big beauty A disguised as O."

"Then 3, 5, and 6 are S-level A. 8 is a milky A who has just differentiated, and 2 is a girl A who plays with a group of O every day."

"Speaking of this, do you think that Samoyed is amazing? Unlike other people, he is not gender-differentiated like in the abo text. Although he fishes happily, he has no sexual desire. He doesn't even know what he is doing.It's just curious pictures and fun "laughing and crying""

"Interesting, this point of view is Jimei! "O pretends to be A and becomes top-notch in Lian Zong", isn't it!"

"An undifferentiated one mixed into a bunch of A's, tsk tsk tsk, what kind of driving literature is this, is the next step accidentally bursting out pheromones in variety shows, causing the A's to lose control collectively, and finally being marked by a certain one? Wow, littleThe dog's pheromone must be coconut palm juice, right?"

"!!! I'm an earth dog and I love to read!! I'll give you the pens!"

"By the way, have you found a fatal bug?"

"Put your ears down"

"They're all so ABO!! Why didn't Aiyin sleep together! Isn't there really a pheromone that needs to avoid the susceptible period?? The love cabins they live in are all the same as the boxes on the construction site! They are so open! XiuzhuDigging wild vegetables is already physical work! At night, you must paste them back to blood! How did they cultivate their relationship!"

"Ci'ao! One word awakened the CP people! Is it okay on Saturday night?! If it doesn't fit the current one, turn off the TV! @爱股份式表, Mimi will come out and answer."

"By the way, let me report on their progress after they left the show! Has the Samoyed split up?"

Dog fans are having fun again.

...

Another kind of discussion didn't stop for a moment.

Before the group photo was taken, the feature film had finished broadcasting 123's contradictions, 4's magazine double selection after the wild vegetable competition, and the process of Baihu's poverty alleviation.

There is a post that has built more than 4,000 floors.

"#爱factor# Irrational discussion, 23 to 1 words and deeds count as campus bullying?23 Choose all 4 How many performance traces are there?Are the 5 and 4 the script CP?"

"Let me first say that 1 is mentally handicapped, and I don't want to help him up when he falls on the edge of the field, but the appearance of 2 and 3 running to the toilet to blackmail classmates is also very annoying. The real occupations of 2 and 3 are obviously in the cultural and sports circle. I suggestPick them up in the group, these two people are definitely low and miserable in reality, they can't get good grades and pretend to be X on the show."

"Why is it the first time they met, and they looked at 4 differently? They didn't say it themselves, and 4 wore expensive clothes."

"4 is also full of tea flavor. When others can't see that he wants to show generosity, what can a person like 1 do to help? He just wants to go over and take the initiative to help. Does he want men to love dogs more deeply? He is so kind.Oh, I cried to death."

"All the plots are unsurprisingly the script of the industrial sugar drama. If it wasn't for the 'sugar' arranged by the director and the screenwriter, how did the 5 make it to the 4 and knock on the door as soon as they got a fever?Cheng Yinan’s game, I’m really convinced, is it stupid to be an audience? That 5 is wearing a pair of Adidas, why is the room full of luxury? The director of the soil LOW wants to set up a character and see if you have a sweet potato cavity, okay?”

It's true that there are a thousand Shakespeares in a thousand people, and they are praised by one side, but Jeremy, Xie Han and Lou Xi are also criticized for nothing here.

Even Xie Han once said that the peanut group variety show black said that 2345 has it together.

They are called Cinderella's second sister alone, and Jeremy is Cinderella's eldest sister.

Xie Han helped Fang Jing on the ground, calling him Fudemot, and the team said he was pretending, and called him Dog Lianhua, and Lou Xi also called him the director. Everyone has said enough about Tony.

But no one expected that behind the post, there would be a little king of quarrel circles—Susanne, the warrior of love.

He is different from the post master's tirade, and the opening of his mouth is a doggerel:

"You are banknotes, you are mother, whoever is great if you are not great."

"If you don't help yourself, it's not scum, but if others help you, it's tea."

"When you say people are low, look at yourself. Your salary is not enough every month."

"Everything you read is a script kill, let's go live with pigs in the future."

after awhile.

The post owner voluntarily deleted the post.

To cure double standards, you have to have Suzanne.

...

Ad ended.

At the beginning of the second part of the feature film, the love factor formula released the original picture of the selfie on the field, and Mrs. Cai Shaofen's Q picture was transferred by the official.

The comment area of the official blog, which was bubbling for business for the first time after the TV broadcast, no longer has the word "toilet" at this time, and all you can see are sea dogs, canteens and wild vegetable competitions.

The real dog black from the group is the fastest.

"The main station's son raises fish publicly, what a script dog of Haocha."

"What a scumbag dog"

"How about this dog? This dog is really the sea. Ah Hai, Ah Hai."

"With a small snack, you can get a boyfriend in the same class, right? What kind of value is this, elementary school students will be spoiled if they see it, so hurry up and take it off the shelf."

Fang Jing, who finally got back to Weibo, was confused, "What a hypocritical dog, be careful to choke to death after eating so much."

Dare to say that the national is a dog, and he must use the trumpet if he has not been popular for ten years.

Compared to the morning when he shied away from the love factor equation, Fang Daxingxing can be said to regret his mistakes now. He couldn't understand how he would be compared by Samoyed again.

At least he won't fire CP with a director.

While binge eating, Fang Jing was still thinking about the dog. At this moment, a trumpet named Wuming turned him out alone.

@爱的战士吴尼哥: Reposting this person who is not hypocritical and does not choke to death has passed 10W. Tonight, 50,000 Apple 14p will be smoked on the whole network. also hope that everyone who helps repost will wish him a fat 5 catties in the future.

Swish Swish Swish Swish.

Fang Jing's trumpet was turned up.

With Tony’s kind blessing, the big star’s target for gaining weight in the second half of his life has been overfulfilled, Fang Jingqi trembled all over, and smashed his phone: “…… Even that dog’s big brother is so humanly tallQuality male!! Subaru!! I can't live anymore!!"

the other side.

The audience of Love Factor is not vegetarian, they are the most brain-deficient audience in the world, if you scold the second male bully, they will be right.They were right when they scolded the fourth male holy father, they were right when they called the third male, they were right, they were right, they were right when they called Tony the director.

Maybe they really can't provoke a scolding war, some people decided to go to 2345 to match up.Xie Han handed in his number, and Lou Xi was not guilty of death, so he and Jeremy alone became the candidates.

Both are strong, have good looks, and have supporters.

Just as the two sides were about to fight, something happened that no one expected. The second male and the third male actually started fighting by themselves.They were fighting pictures on Weibo, madly posting emoticons of each other's ugly pictures. Jin Mingyu was superior in the end. He quickly changed his id to Aiyinnan three ugly pictures bot, signed to welcome submissions.

Love factor male three ugly figure bot (male two gold single):

"Some people say that I'm low and miserable in reality, and I can't get good grades to pretend to be X on the show, right? Come on, don't wait for the second episode, I will tell you what my name is now, my name is Jin Mingyu.”

"@国际奥运会官方微博, @大号, @微博官方, please add a V, from now on everyone will call me by my name, welcome anytime."

"And, don't make a wild guess, this Cinderella's eldest sister is called Yin Shaojie → @爱子男三."

boom.

The collapse of the whole network is nothing more than that.

If you say that the male second and male third are Shan Dan and Jeremy, few people in the world know that Jin Mingyu and Yin Shaojie are the real Ziweixing.

The former has challenged the most prestigious figure skating 4A for 4 consecutive years. The full name of this action is Axel quadruple jump, and he has achieved this achievement this year.

The latter had a deceased boss.

The name is Lafayette.But this is not about Cixi, but about Karl Lagerfeld, Caesar in the fashion industry. Although he is gone, Yin Shaojie's contract is still under the brand of Lafayette before his death. There are rumors that he owns a lot of shares.

And Yin Shaojie himself has an urban legend.

It is said that he was interviewed by the boss of Saint Laurent next to the trash can, and he was brought into the circle again.

Before entering the industry, he picked up bread on the streets of Paris, slept on newspapers, and had a primary school education. Only one year after he became the most popular darling in the supermodel circle, he was on the top of the Forbes Male Model Earning List, and was recognized by domestic supermodels.Model lovers named it 'Shao Tian Wang', which means the next king of models.

So just talking about the popularity effect is like this.

Fans from all walks of life who didn't dare to recognize them before were screaming out of control at this moment:

"Help!!! I just said that the part of skating in the river looks familiar! It's really Jin Mingyu, a little lunatic!! There are many seniors in the figure skating circle who come out, how could a narcissistic 100-level patient like him agree to it?"Go!!! Who won't break up with him when they fall in love?"

"Oh my God!! It's Yin Shaojie!!! That stinky face should have been recognized a long time ago!!! No wonder there is a magazine session! No wonder it's his friends and relatives group! This time he really came out!!! This pointHow can a vase idiot who has no ink fall in love with others! Don’t talk too much, big brother, don’t let the whole country know that you can’t even do division!! Only elementary school culture!”

Up to here, the show is getting better and better.

Most curious of all though.

How many days have passed since the first episode of both 2 and 3 have been recorded, what are you still playing?Didn't they all take the first place in digging wild vegetables?Magazines are also available.

Could it be that something happened on a date with Samoyed?

The second half of the love variety show has begun.

The first shot is in the flower kiosk set up by the program crew, and the three male protagonists are eating.

"Hahaha, they all look so hungry, all three of them lower their heads and cook like crazy."

"Pfft, Samoyed eats so well, did I see 5 big white steamed buns in his bowl, my grandma must like this kind of kid. (x)"

"Who said the fourth brother is not fierce? Look, the appetite is also fierce. And the milkshakes and protein bars that 2 and 3 eat, the average person must not learn from it, you need to add more meat protein."

"Why don't you all want to talk like our animals after get off work hahaha, do you want to be so real, are you participating in a romance show?"

The director team may also think that the empty shots of 234 eating and not talking are not good. Teacher Xiao Ding's voice-over said: "Three, you can talk with your mouth besides eating."

Only then did Shan Shan, Jeremy and Xie Han stop.

The three of them really had nothing in common based on their relationship at the time.

One, the industry is too far behind, and the other is that the face is in the way, it is difficult to feel close to people, and they always feel like strangers.

In addition, there are Knowles VR full-time sponsorship technology, three drones, and the state banquet master and Hilton chef cooking lunch for him. Hundreds of people are watching. What can they say about ambiguous topics?

Seeming to know each other, but also seeming not to know each other, 2, 3 and 4 chatted dryly.

"Hey, I ate a lot today, and I'm going to go for a run later," Jin Mingyu said while playing with his foldable phone, "Well, how did you two come to the village yesterday. Oh, let me tell you first, I came here by tractor."

"Tractor! Is it the tractor used by Chief Sa? Is it reasonable for the Olympic champion to enter the village?"

At the same time Jeremy also said,

"I also came by that tractor. The engine broke down on the road. I went down and pushed the fellow for an hour to get there."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how much money will the program group pay Saint Laurent for this episode? Why do you make a good international supermodel the same as coming to "Metamorphosis"?"

Xie Han said that he came by car, relying on his beloved BYD.

Just ask: "Where did you drive here alone?"

Xie Han: "Beijing, go to City C first, and come here after a meeting."

Jeremy's innocent words made people think: "That's tiring, right? You have good driving skills, are you an old driver? Can you go back and take me with you?"

Xie Han: "..."

Shan Dan: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Jeremy was indifferent and confused, "What are you laughing at?"

Shan Shan: "Hahahahaha I laugh at you as an idiot hahahahahahahahahaha."

The second male also asked at the time: "The third male, are you Yin Shaojie? Is your debut legend true?"

Jeremy was angry: "Are you polite! It's none of your business, and I just praised Teacher Xiao Sa!"

"Jin Mingyu is really bloody when he opens his mouth. Others have died a hundred times like this."

"But the third man said... boast?"

"Mr. Sa, you have good driving skills (?)"

"Is Teacher Xiao Sa an old driver (?)"

"Is Miss Sa tired (?)"

"I believe the rumors about the idiot handsome man hahaha, we old men like No. 3 with a cold and evil face and an ignorant brain hahahahahahaha."

Xie Han helped 23 yuan back, "My driving skills are not bad. I used to drive Didi often. Director Jiang and I also met on Didi, so he brought me to make up the numbers."

"Samoyed turned out to be the five-ring car god! Can he sing the song of the five rings!"

"Toilet guide Niu X, if you pull it casually on the road, you will pull out a national top dog."

"Don't use the word pull, it's too unhygienic, 234 is still eating."

stop here.

Everyone is quite happy.

The following passage is different.

Jeremy had an embarrassment, and his face became even more stinky.

Xie Han felt that the male number three was very disgusted with the 'past'.

But the simple question is actually to create a window for the male third to increase the degree of discussion with the outside world. Xie Han said: "Jeremy, why don't you talk about it all, and tell us about yourself casually, would you mind?"

Jeremy said, "I don't feel any shame, I did pick up trash in Paris."

Shan Shan: "No one said anything about you. You're already on a romance show. If you want to fall in love, you have to be more frank, right? I'll talk about it later."

Jeremy: "Huh."

Xie Han added, "When you say picking up trash, do you mean the business of domestic waste recycling sites?"

Jeremy: "I don't pick up bottles, and I'm not a sharp brother. In fact, bread abroad has a tasting period of several hours, and the trash cans in Paris are filled with wasted bread every day. It's not just homeless people. The unemployed, the elderly and foreign studentsI will pick them up. And I was very lucky to pick up the most delicious piece of bread in the world. My first signing company, Saint Laurent, actually my mother is a surrogate/pregnancy, because I can hardly tell that I am a mixed race after birth., with a completely foreign face, she suspected that the cheated couple didn't want to give me money, so she left me in the hospital and left."

The conversation got stuck in a link that needed to go from ice to warm, and just said: "Then she will go out to pick up garbage for nothing."

Jeremy was at a loss: "What?"

The Samoyed who never disappoints: "It just means that you yourself are a piece of 'Saint Laurent'."

Jeremy: "How could I be...?"

Xie Han emphasized again: "Well, you are also a cute little piece of bread."

So he rewarded the male three with a small piece of walnut nut bread about 75g.

Jeremy froze.

The heart is strange.

This pre-dinner bread personally recommended by the chef is indeed the only thing he wants to eat on the table. He peeked at Xie Han several times when he was hungry.Is there a contract?"

Jeremy frowned, "It's not that strict. I have a little eating disorder. If I exceed that limit, I will have a sense of anticipation for the next meal. When I see this paragraph again, I will buy this bread myself."

Xie Han said, "I'll help you find a way."

Jeremy: "What?"

Xie Han: "You eat it first, and then you can turn this bread into something else later, and it will be something else when you go home."

Shan Shan waved his hand: "Eat quickly, Brother Maozi, leave it to God later stage, by the way, I didn't mean anything just now, it was you who said it, little Saoba. Come on, we are all friends now, let's move on to the next topic, I want to ask nowLittle Saoba, a sharp question."

...

It's 8:40.

The voice of complaining lessened.

There are some other voices on the hot search.

At the moment, everyone is tagging with a gag similar to Shan Shan:

#Love factor is so true#

#234 Please live well in this life#

#好贵的34情话: You are my Saint Laurent, you can’t afford krypton, but you can afford it.#

#That dog eats a few copies of "Love 36 Strategies"#

#《A Bite of China Season 10》Please invite male 3 to film an episode of "My Childhood Taste Paris Babe"#

#望世界世界传奇机构都are run over by tractors at high altitudes 360° and sprinkled with ashes#Thank you#

as well as,

#小猪包你很很喜，Next time you come to my house to treat you to bread#

...

Later is the occasion for Samoyed and the male second. Putting his hands on his cheeks alone, he tilted his head and smiled and asked: "Little Saiuba, I heard that Samoyeds are all smiling angels. Why don't you smile?" Tony seems to be not the only oneHumans with curious dog facial paralysis.

Xie Han asked, "Do you usually have the impression of Samoyed as a kind of pet dog?"

"Ah? Samoyed is not a pet dog, what is it?"

Just ask for everyone, "Isn't it a dog? It's just white, dull, with big black round eyes, fluffy and easy to hug, it's a very cute pet for relatives."

Xie Han: "Dogs are all domesticated by wolves. The genes of Alaska, Huskies and Samoyeds are very close to the ancestors of wolves. Jeremy should know that Siberia is the first area to domesticate subspecies of wolves. Polar bears,The wild wolves were once defeated by the sled dogs, they are the most ferocious General Winter on the ice field, brave and cold-blooded."

"!! A cool knowledge about dogs on the Internet every day!!! Immediately, a handsome picture of the idiot Yeye jumping up and beating up the wild wolf appeared in my mind!"

"Dr. Sa is amazing, let's take Wang Xing Tsinghua University."

"Isn't this the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the dog world! I am Alaska, I am a husky, and I am a Samoyed here today, and the three idiot brothers will definitely go to Mongolia, conquer Eastern Europe, and build a new Byzantine dog empire!"

"Seeing that the husky at home is silent, evil animal, the ability to beat polar bears in your genes is now used to beat me up, right?"

Xie Han continued: "As for the domestication history of Samoyed, it was first domesticated by a place called Samoyed. This tribe only raises Samoyed."

Shan Shan listened intently and stared at him: "So handsome, Samoyed is so strong, are there many handsome Yeye who can pull sleds?"

Xie Han: "Actually not, there is only Yeye who eats and sleeps at home every day."

Just stunned: "Huh?"

The audience was also stunned: "Huh???"

Xie Han said: "It is said that Samoyeds are not willing to let them pull sleds often. What Samoyeds do at home is to sleep with babies. Later, European explorers took away a few puppies, and other countries began to raise Samoyeds.If you keep it up, you will raise the Samoyed stupidly. It is obvious that the IQ used to be very good. Later, the gate is not good. I always like to ask the owner for food, so the appearance of begging for food from humans has not changed., it’s all lost, and the job is almost gone.”

Shan Shan: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what kind of stupid puppy is this?"

"Okay, sounds like a familiar description? Is the Samoyed in the story talking?"

"Fourth man, don't say you are stupid, people all over the country have heard you talk about yourself."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tonight we are all Samoyeds, I bet the male lead who laughed like a fool has also become a Samoyed!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I suddenly want to see the face of the fourth male."

"Ah, me too, isn't it a cute puppy? Round eyes, cute baby face? It's more greedy and sleepy, not good-looking, but very cute, the kind who talks nonsense?"

"It fits my imagination of the male fourth. I want to take off the mask and pinch the face of a fat dog."

"The king's new clothes, the dog's mask, the more you watch this show, the more you will be confused."

The second male and the third male were obviously confused by Xiang.

Xie Han said that the handmade steamed buns in front of him were delicious, and when he wanted to buy some on his behalf, Jeremy immediately went to ask for the chef's WeChat for him, and Shan Shan tore the steamed buns for Xie Han.

Xie Han: "Why do you all like to help me with such a simple matter?"

Shan Shan: "Oh, maybe it's because we don't want to let the dog pull the sled, and we just want to sleep with the cute dog when it's cold."

Shan Shan also said: "It doesn't matter if you don't smile, angels are always angels."

The meal is over.

Xie Han finally said: "However, I still think they are the kindest puppies in the world. Although they are not smart enough, they will always love humans."

Why?

Xie Han: "Because all Samoyeds in the world are white, and Samoyeds are not black. We know human beings from them, that's it."

...

It's 9:10, and Shen Zong is facing a time limit. According to the official Weibo time spoiler, there are only 20 minutes left for the first issue.

Many viewers swallowed razor blades from laughing today.

The milk tea bureau of 7 and 1 also became a hot topic.

Everyone's comments are,

"This show has 1???"

"Is there a love factor of 1???"

"Is there no 1? Didn't find it at all??"

"Hey, who is 1 sitting across from 7? No, there is no one there, there is no 1 in this show."

Well, if there is no 1, there will be no.

There are currently 54 occasions on TV.

Lou Xi helped support the skateboard, the handsome man knelt down, stroked the Samoyed's snow-covered head with one hand and said, "How many steamed buns did you eat this meal?"

Xie Han: "What's wrong?"

Lou Xi smiled: "I want to pose a math problem for myself, let's talk."

Jeremy is gone.

Xie Han decided to save some face for his career in variety shows.

"two."

Is it.

Hearing that he threw away the skateboard, the pastry chef Lou Xi walked around the back without saying a word. He took Xie Han's arm with his hands and hugged him up.

Playing with Lou Xi who held her up high, she said, "It's strange, compared to last night's weight, it weighs six steamed buns."

Samoyed: "..."

Lou Xi added: "I steamed the steamed buns, what's the use of adding the chef's WeChat."

Samoyed: "..."

Audience: "Wow~~~~~~~~~~"

It is scientifically said that blood sugar rises too fast, and human blood sugar will accelerate people's drowsiness. The sweetness of this section really makes the 54 party in front of the screen sweet into a fool.

sweet.

sweet.

dizzy.

Forget it, can still watch the webcast tomorrow, it doesn't matter, let's lie down and dream first.

Besides, it is often impossible for the ratings to not drop overnight.

That being the case.

The audience is of course ready to withdraw.

But at this time the homepage is saying,

Cui Ruoshui V: "[Jin Mingyu Going Crazy Picture] Spoilers are coming! Don't run away, there is a car below!!!!!! It's a real car!!!! I swear it!!!"

car!!!!

What!!!

Which party who stays up late has never tasted 'cars' late at night?

But seeing the 'car' from the front desk in the middle of the night still makes me shiver when think about it?So the sterious truth or dare was loaded into everyone's last 20 minutes.

On the same day, Director Jiang withdrew.

The atmosphere is still great.

After confirming the nickname again, we chatted about the process of getting to know several other guests during the day.

The party in the hut means the beginning of the collective spirit.

So Brother Song, who had been playing house games all day, said he wanted to play some adult games, and he came to arrange the seats.

The scary thing is that from here, the sound of the engine appeared. There were two sofas in the cabin at that time, and he occupied one of them. He let Samoyed and 2356 squeeze together.Hiromi is on the ground because he said there is no 1 in the love factor and is reflecting.

The five people looked at each other.

Xie Han: "Brother Song, aren't we playing pen fairy?"

Teacher Song said: "Little Sa, what you are driving tonight is a car, not a hearse. Since Director Jiang has entrusted me with the job of helping you open/bud, today I will teach you the first trick to distinguish a man in the rivers and lakes."

"Open, open what??"

"7, 7, calm down, this is the main station, 7, we still need you to identify green tea scented tea and black tea."

Then the long-haired beauty took out an unlit cigarette, and he leaned over to apply lipstick on Xie Han. Teacher Song looked at Xie Han's lips seductively and said, "Sip the cigarette. Leave some color."

Xie Han thought about variety shows, so he held his breath lightly, because Shan Shan and Bomei can't be a bad example, he should be the first one.

Xie Han: "What props are these cigarettes for?"

Unexpectedly, Mr. Song laughed, and he actually wanted to pass this very faint fragrant lip print down to those people with wrong eyes.

Teacher Song said: "Yes, Xiao Sa, these are game props. Our rule is that as long as these people tell the truth, they can take another puff of cigarettes from my hand and get Samoyed's lip print.Take the risk, you must immediately take off one piece in front of everyone, until the whole country recognizes your model."

"The program team will code it, don't worry, it won't be shown on the top, but it will always be shown on the bottom."

“………………………”

"I'm swallowing."

"I also."

"Want to see 3."

"Want to see 6."

"44444"

"Woo, hurry up, hurry up."

As soon as this remark came out, Jin Mingyu and Yin Shaojie wanted to run away, but they were stopped by Song Ge: "Shan Shan and Shaojie are so inferior. If I were Xiao Sa, I would definitely like to see everyone sit down together. But don't worry, I asked."The questions are very simple, the first one is to choose... well, choose our aircraft brother."

Captain Yue didn't even think about it at the time, "Me? Brother Song, what do you want to ask me?"

Teacher Song smiled: "Well, I was the first to find you, are you nervous now? Faced with the unknown that everyone will hide deeply, have you ever thought about it for a while?"

Captain Yue was polite: "It's okay, you can ask."

Teacher Song: "Which one do you think is older, you or Tony?"

Captain Yue: "........."

Lou Xi: "Huh??? Brother Song???"

Teacher Song: "Oh what, Tony, which one do you think will last longer, Jeremy or you?"

Jeremy: "????????"

Shan Shan: "Brother Song!! Stop talking!! The broadcast is going to stop!!!"

Teacher Song: "Jin Dandan, I heard that Korean men dislike gestures the most. Can you look at my fingers?"

Jin Mingyu was stunned, confused, and he exploded: "Ci'ao!!!! Of course I can!!!! I can also watch it for Xiao Saoba!!! I can even be the first to take it off!!!!!!"

Teacher Song: "Okay, leave the stage to our Jin Dandan, let's take it off."

Since then, the ashen-faced attackers have faced annihilation. Teacher Song was so excited that he began to report data to Xie Han: "2/18, 3/19, 5/19, 6/18, 8/18."

Xie Han: "What is this? Morse code?"

Teacher Song: "No, this is your happiness code."

Netizens: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Everyone on the show also yelled Song Ge ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we are the headquarter positive energy male male love complex and the leaders are watching.

The shivering handsome guys kept screaming and refused to obey. Brother Song just hugged Xie Han and said, "Look, these people are really younger brothers. Or are we stronger?"

"Um……"

The cocktails that Chief Sa drank were all 7 cans.

So when Chief Sa, who was playing this for the first time, took the second half, the midnight scene really came, and everyone who was in tears was relieved that Xiao Sa was so simple.

As a result, Samoyed imitated Song Ge's Queen Fan and booed them, "This is my venue, the wheels of the hearse are going to run over you."

Male protagonists: "..."

Since then, the time of the founder of the famous Didi Flower in the inner ring has begun.

From □□ to the cat-faced old lady, from the falling dragon in Yingkou to the ghost coffin of the Yellow River, there are notes on tomb robbery in the front, and descendants of Maoshan in the back, which scared Tony out of his wits in the hut.

Earlier, Mr. Song punished him for taking off his pants once.

After pulling it on, Lou Xi didn't wear a belt, and now he forgot about it.

The result is.

Lou Xi lost his pants more than once.

People are also scared away, so he got his name - pants, son, brother.

In addition to blasting Bomei, Mr. Song drove a roller coaster and told Xie Han stories late at night. This night gathered the three points that the main station has not broadcast in the past ten years, violence/force, sex/love and superstition/faith. Everyone really istalent.

Back to the last 11 minutes of the show, it was bungee jumping and the filming of "Zhuohai", which proved that the show crew did not find a substitute, and the first episode has ended since then.

...

Official Weijun: "Oh, no, Director Ding."

Xiao Ding: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Guan Weijun: "What about the Samoyed 'easter eggs' you mentioned?"

Xiao Ding: "Oh, come right away, after the shady scene is over, you will see the male fourth who walked out of Tony's cabin on Friday night..."

With that said, Xie Han really ushered in the premiere screen.

Friday is the first time he has left since he turned 17.

fever.

Say the wrong thing.

Met Lou Xi.

And for the first time to participate in a love variety show tomorrow morning, he was not mentally prepared.

He went out, feeling naturally depressed, and squatted down in the snow.

Looking at those containers, he was thinking about his mother's words, hey, my Hanying still can't make friends, when will you be happy again, when you were young, even people like your father could make people laugh.

Xie Han immediately remembered that in the first grade, his serious father was once amused by him.

It was the beginning of school. He used to be a little socially afraid. Before entering the school to make new friends, he decided to run and make a little snowman.The father looked at the red fingers of his youngest son and asked, what kind of animal is this, Hanying.

Xie Han said that this is a puppy, I want to give it to other children in the class, and please go home and be good friends together.

Dad suddenly started laughing, he was so teased to death by his youngest son, and said, isn't that going to bring all the kids home as guests?Can you sit down at home?

Xie Han thinks this method can be used for reference.

He went to find the salt.

Use a broom and a board to make a seal of a dog's footprints, and in the dark night, a whole row of "puppy" is built on the road at the door of the male host's hut to guide their path.

Because of the salt, the snow did not melt.

The next day, the male protagonists all saw it.

No one thought that it was done by the male No. 4, but this road is the easter egg that Xie Han gave to Aiyin:

"Hello, I'm the male No. 4 Samoyed. I hope you like this little snowman. I'm also human's best friend."

At this point, the subtitles stop.

To explain that Love Factor has never been a show that dare not love.

The program team also officially released the amateur interview process half a year ago.

It turned out that Lou Xi first selected 284 amateurs from all over the world.

After the appearance and height reached the qualifying standard, Lou Xi asked the program team to give everyone five final assessment questions, namely Love Brain, Scumbag, Dog Licking, Greasy and Cuckold.

Lou Xi asked, among these five, what is the personal label that you can't stand the most?You can only choose a single choice. After you remove this option, it will determine whether you are selected.

Each of these five labels is a minefield of normal male self-esteem.

But now the male protagonists on the show have all been chosen without exception...

love brain.

Half a year later, when they were beaten to death, they didn't expect that the tough guys who dared to be green hats but didn't want to be love brains were conquered by a dog.

So this is also an easter egg left by the male protagonists themselves.

The later stage of the love factor equation asks,

"Hey, male protagonists, after a frigid and frustrating Friday, will you fall in love with him who quietly made a little snowman for you last night?"

"Do you still want to dig wild vegetables?"

The group that made trouble every day crashed, and no one recovered.

But the audience answered for them.

I can.

I will like him.

Even if there is only one ten-thousandth possibility, I want to turn myself into the most disgusting love brain in the past, just because of his cuteness.

The author has something to say:

*The domestication history of Samoyed dogs is real information.

I was really spelled out by myself (Little White Flower Pan Pan coughed up blood)

hh, as a routine report, the plot is cast on Thursday, and the second issue can be recorded on Friday!Chi Gou, you're done!