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    Hearing that the NPC started knocking on himself and the Samoyed male fourth, Lou Xi curled his lips together: "Did you hear what he said?"

    "What? Say you and I are sweet?"

    Xie Dashen, the number one face in the scientific research circle in the eyes of others, has become a problem with him.

    Lou Xi pulled up and down the zipper of the black down jacket, "No, we're just doing a demonstration, like Mr. Chang Ji's compliment on our clothes, it's all a well-designed artificial sweet spot. The director will arrange someone to 'knock' you and you every day.Other people's CP. CP refers to young lovers, kowtowing is an encouraging voice supporting love, you should learn more."

    Guys who don't know how to fall in love talk about Baidu on the Internet.

    The Samoyed, who was brought into the ditch by the half-way master, felt that he had figured out the way of romance, "Isn't this just making fun of you?"

    "Don't worry, everyone is not making noise, it's all good intentions," the reporter asked, "By the way, what did you guys do last night?"

    With a night camera, Xie Han and Lou Xi couldn't fool the crowd. Lou Xi saw that there was a follow-up filming, "I hugged him, can this part be edited?"

    Of course not, sponsor, do you dare to hug us or not allow us to broadcast it outside?We are a no-face romance series that wants to be popular and crazy.

    The field reporter took out the card, "Change it, male fourth, you can pick him up too, and you can take the hint."

    Lou Xi didn't believe it at all, "He hugged me? I was still sick yesterday, don't make trouble with others."

    Xie Han, who had only had a fever once in the past ten years, walked behind the handsome man in black. Lou Xi wondered what he was going to do, but saw the low-key Tsinghua Special Forces, who were able to fight, grabbed Mr. Lou's shoulders with both hands, and lifted him off his feet.landed.

    Lou Xi who was hugged by the princess for the first time: ...Male, male four!You weren't such a hunk last night!

    Xie Hanku couldn't do it, he just wanted to pass the test, "I picked him up, how many meters should I lift him from the ground? Lift him up to the top of his head?"

    The recorder was already dumbfounded.

    The two of them cheated on the map of the commissary, and the two who were possessed by elementary school chickens had a lot of trouble. Xie Han, who was promoted to the captain, said, "Pull Tony, let's go with the puppy."

    Lou Xi was so obedient as to die: "Okay, okay."

    The program crew who filmed their secret meeting shook their heads quietly.

    "It's really sweet, God Lou, please don't be silly, the recorder really thought you were very good just now."

    Unlike yesterday, Lou Xi, who came out in the morning, is indeed very good-looking today. He is no longer a funny guy, but very masculine.

    In his own company, he never wears the domineering style of suits and leather shoes. Whenever he goes out, he always wears a minimalist black high collar and any comfortable outerwear.The black tactile gloves and slender legs are more sua than the Korean drama actor.

    The quiet male fourth walks next to the handsome Lou Xi. It's really a beautiful and romantic exotic idol drama, and you can play a ghost OST.

    Except for that realistic dog head.

    Teacher Changji: "However, Tony may not have the last laugh. Samoyed is so cute, and Aiyin has no shortage of handsome guys. I see Xuan."

    Everyone couldn't help but think of the internal group chat of the program group.

    Everyone: "Mr. Little Ding, spoiler, you and the director have interviewed these male protagonists. Are they really peerless?"

    Little Ding: "Let me put it this way, if some of them didn't wear masks, my straight man would blush and have a nosebleed when he saw it on the spot. The first episode is kept secret for everyone's benefit."

    ...

    Walking around, the male god Lou took out the mask that Chi Cheng was absent from this shoot and said, "By the way, in the first episode, the real male five 'Xie Mei Ba Zong' didn't come, I will make him a stand-in,We are in group B, after buying the snacks you want, I will go over and introduce you to male six, male seven, and male eight, don't be cowardly, I'm here."

    He said this because he was afraid that Xie Han would not impress the male protagonists, and wanted to vent some of the exam questions that the examiner knew.

    Xie Han: "The three of them can date anyone?"

    He socializes very little.

    But it's not that he doesn't have friends, he doesn't need to take the initiative, the last time he struck up a conversation with someone was when the primary school borrowed an eraser from the front desk.

    Lou Xi: "We'll meet later, let's talk more, if you like it, go ahead."

    The first meeting of Lian Zong is very important. Generally, the program will choose to meet in the hut, introduce myself first, cook a meal and so on.

    This means that the group's first love competition has also begun.

    Everyone compliments each other on the surface, and they will also pay attention to your outfits, hairstyles, perfumes and other early expectations. Everyone will also chat, flirt with each other and test your professional identity information.

    For the audience, it is difficult to quickly remember the character traits and behavior trends of each character. The popular ones are the interesting "stalk king" and the outstanding "catfish", and... the kind who are scolded out of the circle, such as the last toilet hot search.

    The production team and the later stage also want variety show effects.

    Whoever has the most stalks will be favored by the camera, and it is a taboo not to talk.

    Out of an unexplainable psychology, Lou Xi didn't want the simple and pure heart next to her to be excluded and ignored in the first phase, and the two continued to come to the canteen.

    A local tycoon from Washington is still too unfamiliar with the country canteen, and he has never eaten any of the various coloring additives and snacks in the glass counter.

    Xie Han knew the way very well, so he asked the boss in the village for a plastic basket.

    Lou Xi hinted: "The program group stipulates that you can only buy it once, cherish the opportunity, if I were you, I would bring a copy of breakfast to the person I like."

    "Um."

    Xie Han held the dog's nose with one hand, and squatted down to buy what he needed.

    Since Lin Yang doesn't believe that his uncle can find a partner on the show, he has to deliberately show some expert operations to his nephew. When the brat watches this variety show at home, he will definitely be expelled. Samoyed's high IQ on the showconquered.

    Lou Xi pressed his 14p to his chin to watch, and gradually couldn't understand his strange operation.

    "Samoyed, why do you only buy one and two yuan? Choose something more expensive, and I will give you a red envelope?"

    Xie Han, who was thinking about something, was distracted by the light of the snacks. He took packs of snacks and refused to keep them: "I brought money, my mother sent me 5,000 yuan on WeChat last night, let meMake more friends when you have time.”

    His friend number one was rejected.

    Xie Han, who was aware of the factors, asked the NPC who was walking around with him: "Have you never been to elementary school?"

    Lou Xi was so sad that she touched her face and said, "In your eyes, I look like I haven't graduated from elementary school?" I really deserve a doctorate, but I really don't like a master's degree.

    Xie Han: "No, you are very energetic, but have you never been to elementary school in China?"

    Lou Xi: "I went to my hometown in Washington."

    "It seems that the elementary school students in Washington are missing a kind of fun," Xie Han understood, "You must not know who is the most warmly welcomed by the students in the elementary school class."

    Lou Xi: "Who? Head teacher? Class belle? The top student in the old exam?"

    Xie Han: "You will know soon."

    The two felt the dense cultural differences between China and foreign countries.

    After a while, Mr. Sa, the rich man, seemed to have emptied all the canteens at the entrance of the village. He was hugging a large can of colorful Zhenzhi lollipops and spicy strips. The basket contained Nanjing salted duck, crispy noodles, ham sausage, and peach and plum bread., Liziyuan milk, Wangzai □□candy, oh, he also bought a board of lucky pat cards.

    Xie Han: "Uncle, do you have any stock at home?"

    Boss: "Mr. Puppy! How much more do you want to wholesale!"

    Xie Han looked at the farm cart at the door: "Please rent that cart to me for a while. I want to tow the cart full of snacks, and I will return it when I'm done using it."

    The startled Lou Xi: "Don't be impulsive, your mother is asking you to use 5,000 yuan to help you find a partner as soon as possible, not to let you buy all the snacks!"

    "It seems that you still don't know anything about the power of Latiao," Xie Han said, "I suggest you try it once, it will be the reason for you to fall in love with the land of China."

    Lou Xi: "..." He doesn't want it!What kind of densi are spicy sticks!Why should he take away the pure love of Tony Lou from him!

    ...

    in a minute.

    Group B lighting teacher: "Hey, male fourth and male fifth, there is a small snack stand eating spicy sticks together, and the fifth male teacher ate all over the place."

    Lou Xi: Really fragrant.

    Of course, Brother Tony didn’t set up a small stall with Coconut just because he thought it was fun. He looked at the door, and another camera belonging to the guest had appeared.

    "Someone is here, it's the sixth man, show off your charm."

    The sixth man walked over, and he waved with a black dinner mask.

    "Hello, my nickname is Airplane Brother," he chose the voice of an uncle, a man with a figure and skin color that can tell the health of Europe and America, wearing an ins-style gray sweater and said, "It's so cold, it's the first time we meet, what do you call it??”

    Lou Xi remembers that the male sixth group is called free groupies.

    He is also a tall, rich and handsome amateur with a real occupation, appearance and figure that will attract the audience's favor.

    Be careful, it's the thief who pulls the rich, the thief pulls the handsome, the kind who is so handsome that it can blow up your computer screen.

    Xie Han resolutely seized the opportunity to strike up a conversation with the newcomer, and he kicked away the useless Tony next to him: "I am the fourth male, and my name is Xiao Sa. He is a stand-in for the fifth male, a soy saucer. It doesn't matter what he is called.Let's talk more."

    Lou Xi: "You have entered the role too quickly!"

    Brother Jifei couldn't hold back when he heard that, "Hahahahaha, there is a double in the love variety show? Isn't this male five afraid that the person he likes will also fly with the double?"

    Xie Han is also not optimistic about the male five's love story, "He will be scolded by the audience as a hot search for being so unprofessional, and he will also be popular in the Peanut group, and he will be called a joke."

    Squeezing out an unknown competitor will make it easier for him to attack the male sixth.

    "Samoyed, look at yourself first."

    Someone in Lou who was ignored was sulking that it didn't exist.

    Cheapskate uglifies the cuteness of a cute puppy.

    "You are just a dog now, first think about how the audience will treat you after the broadcast, and how to give you a funny black name."

    "Haha, no, Samoyed is very cute, I am a cat party and I think it is fun."

    The smiling Ji Ji continued to pay attention to the white-headed male fourth: "Xiao Sa, what are you doing here?"

    Xie Han pointed to the small stall: "I wholesaled some snacks from the canteen, and did some small business at the school gate. Have you eaten breakfast? I invite you to eat."

    Brother Ji Ji's eyes lit up: "You are so smart, you immediately awakened my memory of going to elementary school. Who doesn't like the old man who sells snacks at the school gate? Hey, I'm starving to death, I really want to eat something, I'll buy yoursOkay, how much is a pack of crispy noodles?"

    Xie Han: "No money."

    Airplane Brother: "Then how can you get your snacks?"

    Xie Han: "I'll give you a hug. Every male protagonist will get 1 point of favorability if they get close to each other. After I earn your favor, this bag of snacks will belong to you."

    Lou Xi and Nan Liu were stunned.

    This romance can still play like this!

    etc.

    This scheming Samoyed wholesales so many treats that it's not about...

    Samoyed with facial paralysis: "You are just one of my prey. I want to use super delicious snacks to get the goodwill of the seventh and eighth men."

    Lou Xi/Brother Aircraft: ...This is not a puppy!This is an white fox disguised as a Samoyed!

    The author has something to say:

    The road to popularity of a Samoyed with facial paralysis has begun.

    On that day, the legend of the Sea King became a thing of the past, and there was only one passionate sea dog in the rivers and lakes (poof)

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