Chapter 30 (30)

The voice behind the movie is astonishing.

'Jingou' Xie Han lowered his proud head: "I'm sorry, I lost, and Sister Geng Zhi is the last king of internal entertainment."

"Hahaha, oh my... This is the first time I've heard Coconut admit defeat to others in a meme..."

Everyone in the studio was shocked.

But the actress's on-the-spot ability can be said to be the master sister of Samoyed who came from the same school.

Just listen to her opening mouth and give the patron in the next paragraph a memorable nickname.

Cui Ruoshui: "After stealing the dog, it was dawn, and someone came to the door of the hut at six o'clock in the morning to wait for the Samoyed. Let me see who it is, look at that black Canada goose, wearing the emperor's taste that King Adidas can't hide, it must be Xiaotuo!"

The grandson fainted with a smile: "Little mop? Brother Tony paid for his sincerity in the wrong way, and he would be a mop if he gave you breakfast hahaha, take a quick photo and show him..."

The mop brother must have not slept.

Lin Yang just praised him not long ago, and even dedicated a piece of crazy literature to Uncle Tony.

【Lin Yang】: "Xie Hanying, look here, Tony! He ↑ is ↓my ↑'s ↓God↑!"

【Lin Yang】: "I'm telling you!! Your eldest nephew's new male god has appeared!!! His Suzanne is better than me!!!! My uncle also has Zhao Kuangyin's eldest sonNo, he can beat me in full suit a thousand times!! And he is not a professional player!!! What is he if he is not a god!!”

It seems that the children in the family went to play with Lou Xi.

Xie Han recorded a sample of the monitor and sent it to Shujie Quancai: "Hello, little mop."

across the ocean.

The tall man in the black peaked cap walking in the backyard felt a shock in his pocket.

Open it to see, Lou Xi poofed.

"Wow!" The robot dog who was doing the latest test followed him. This is a laboratory product that has not been released to the market. Its dialogue and motion capture are controlled by computers, and the fully artificial metal exoskeleton can flexibly support electronic integrated circuits.

Lou Xi squatted down to look at the robot dog: "Thomas, look, there is someone like you in China, let me say hello."

Robot dog: "Wow!" It recorded Xie Han's avatar with its pupils, and after the analysis in the AI brain, the favorability showed +1, +2, +3...

This reaction is very dog-like.

Someone happened to have a dog, why don't you bring one back to the country and give it to the fourth man, this thing can also help look after the elderly at home, Lin Yang just told him a lot of things.

For example, the fourth male family has a grandfather with Alzheimer's disease.

Lou Xi: "Hello, puppy, don't get me wrong, I was standing at your door that morning not waiting for you, but waiting for Misty Rain."

Xie Han: "Pay by mistake, so the wait for breakfast at six o'clock is fake. [Bye bye]"

Lou Xi: "A piece of mop is not worthy of love, take a good look at your big sister, and beat your Samoyed ass [smile]"

Samoyed fled.

...

There is a senior sister acting as Samoyed's substitute, and the complaints in the observation room can be imagined how funny it is.

Sun Nanba smiled and turned red to boil the kettle.

For Cui Ruoshui, she really fell into the pit, who doesn't love the beautiful and sassy senior sister.

"Dad, I think Senior Sister Cui seems to like you very much. After recording the first episode of observation, will she come over and add you on WeChat? This is a superstar, is joining her circle of friends the same as seeing the film festival?red carpet?"

Certainly not.

The queen of the movie can catch the stalks of the variety show, and can clearly identify the different characteristics of the male lead.

Most likely, she watched the sample at home, read the script well, and had sufficient preliminary preparations.

Unlike guest No. 4, this person's face was dark and he didn't watch the show seriously, so he couldn't even break into a half-sentence discussion. He couldn't even pass Cui Ruoshui's career stress test.

Xie Han: "Empress Cui only respects her work. Superstars appear in various variety shows throughout the year, and I have seen many interesting people."

Talking about Sister Lina's teaching during the day: "This kind of circle will not randomly add people, you have to hand over the stepping stone for resource replacement, and being friends also has the strength to match resources."

Grandson Nanba applauded: "My dad is really a genius dog with an IQ of 278. Don't forget to take me with you when you go on the road."

...

After watching this video, Jiang Xingyu said: "The male sixth gave me a very good impression. Ji Ji is also the most suitable candidate for love so far. I am looking forward to the next one."

Teacher Xuefeng held up the lifting board to check, "Brother Ji Ji is very serious about emotions. He should be X, right? Then the sea dog Samoyed must be Y. If 64 holds hands, it fits the theme."

The program group placed X (4) and Y (5) on the table.

The unsolved love case about who is the widow king and who is the Sea King will also be left to the observers to slowly guess the answer.

Immediately afterwards, Teacher Song came on stage.

Teacher Xuefeng said, "This gentleman has long hair, and his gestures are wonderful. The subtitles in the later stage said that he was a wounded mermaid who was tricked by humans on land and could no longer sing with his voice.Is there a hidden story..."

Guan Xinpeng, who was in the observation room, showed a strange nervousness: "Song..."

"Ah, Mr. Song's smile is so seductive! It's Beauty 1!! 74 is in my head, this is my coconut's husband too!!" Cui Ruoshui interrupted for the 123rd time.

Guan Xinpeng almost dropped the mineral water bottle.

He thought angrily: Cui Ruoshui is a mental disorder, right?Why do you keep interrupting me?After returning to acting, isn't she just a slut who is played by big shots in the Hong Kong and Beijing circles, no wonder she pounces on a man when she sees it.

Teacher Song's momentary impression of the famous singer was revealed.

Halfway through the feature film, the male protagonists interacted.

Group B of the Wild Vegetable Competition was born.

It's also over how Group A, which wiped out Yin Shang, fought internally.

It can be seen that after comparing the interpersonal relationship between the two groups, Samoyed and everyone have more and more "highlights". They all have advantages and disputes, and the views of the guests gradually become clear.

Teacher Xuefeng: "Let's go to this section on the ridge. Shan Shan and Jeremy are too sharp, but they have a good heart. I have seen children like this. They actually need others to care. If you are sincere to them, they willEleven thousand times more."

Jiang Xingyu: "Mr. Xiao Sa changed his clothes again? Everything suits him very well. I also want to buy a belt for digging wild vegetables. Will it become a hot search for the same item on Taobao after it is broadcast?"

Cui Yinghou was angry: "Why don't you always help knock CP? This is halfway, what's the point of just discussing humanity and bringing goods? Pay attention, this is a male-female romance show, the dog in front of you is barkingXiao Sa, and his men beside him, seeing them hugging each other in the field makes my aunt laugh."

Xie Han thought: The big sister really came to the right place to come to "Love Factor Equation", and she is the one who works hardest to boo CP.

Later, the senior sister, Jiang Xingyu, and teacher Xuefeng talked a lot from the perspectives of various industries. Guan Dapai, who didn't grab a single highlight shot, was like a roadblock with his mouth locked.

Be careful, it's mentally handicapped.

Sun Nanba commented on the guests in reverse: "'Brother Opening Voice' and his junior brother 'White Fox' in the same company have the same fate. They are unhappy wherever they go."

Xie Han: "I think it's more appropriate for this big coffee to be called 'Tea Brother' or 'Guan Lingrong'. If he doesn't drink the tea he brings, he will scold Baojuan and ask what's wrong with his throat."

Sun Nanba laughed for the 156th time and fell to the ground: "Dad! Please! Don't kill the audience anymore, and leave some stalks for Aiyin's weekly KFC theater! I want to kick 'Tea Brother'Go and invite you up to continue to be an observer!"

...

After some tricks, the combination of 84 became the big baby in the palm of love factor.

The assistants gathered around the two of them and said, "Hanying, Jinhang, if study and work are over next Wednesday, we have to continue to play. We have nothing else here, but there are a lot of snacks. The second period is open, and the list of dads is still there."To increase, but you two are simply too much fun hahaha."

Xie Han: "Then I will live here, and I will not leave until the Spring Festival Gala recording. Next time I will call Brother Song together, and he told me that he will come to Beijing for a business trip next Wednesday."

The phone on his lap would vibrate from time to time. Xie Han was always chatting privately with the male seventh. Song Daxian also asked him how the observers were doing. He asked one person specifically.

[Song Daxian]: "Is there someone named Guan Xinpeng? Signed to Shenghua Entertainment? He is very strange when he sees me, right?"

[Song Daxian]: "I'll just ask. I told this person that I know each other well. It may be an episode of blindness in the past. Well, I have been drinking tea for so many years, but I was deceived by a small pot of tea.”

This means that adults understand.

Samoyed feels that the fairy in the mountain has been touched.

Song Ge's mouth is more suitable for driving and singing. The grade of this small pot of tea is really too low. It's hard to watch him appear in the emotional experience of the big beauty.

[Samoyed]: "You haven't been scammed, have you? I know a police uncle. You have WeChat transfer records to recover the loss."

[Song Daxian] "Haha, it has nothing to do with money, good boy, wait for me and Lao Yue to order takeaway for you on Thursday, by the way, the mask will be removed by then, can I visit your house? Stay overnight, will youinconvenient?"

"I live alone, come here."

Xie Han didn't ask for details.

Knowing the movements of the male seventh, Sun Jinhang raised his eyebrows: "Didn't he say he was asleep? How did he chat with you in private? Has he booked a place by himself?"

Chaoyang is coming again.

It didn't say that the male seventh signed in with a commercial song.

Xie Han said: "The brand that signs him will be responsible for the costumes and travel. He is the first of us to rely on his strength to get an endorsement. Song Ge said that he first went to Lian Zong and wanted to enter the circle in the future. Let's firstKeep him secret."

At the opening of the new store and pop-up store in Sanlitun, there will be a live broadcast of the male seventh, and the popularity of the first episode of Aiyin will also help him.

Nan Ba became even more curious, and he decided to ask Nan Qi to ask about it in the future.

Song Nian has always been in the rain and dew with every male protagonist, and even Lou Xi is a cute and fragile toy in Song Ge's hands.

correct.

Sun Jinhang touched his chin in his heart.

Does Dad know that Mr. Song is also 1?

Hey, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about. I originally picked the male seventh, but I didn't expect that Song Dameng had a showdown with him in the first night after they finished skating in the village.

Sun Jinhang: "Ah?? Old, teacher??? You said you are—"

Teacher Song: "Yes, I only do 1. Anyone who has been with me knows how good I am. My sister, why don't you follow me? You always have to try something new in your life. I will make you fall in love with me."This feeling."

He was so scared that he immediately said that we should be brothers.

He took out the yandere beauty 1 who was bigger than himself, Sun Kuangzi really couldn't afford it.

Song Daxian was not disappointed either, he frowned and sighed, "Speaking of which, does Xiao Sa know that I'm attacking? Do I want to maintain Song Concubine's persona again? Those men who are tall and thick have no room to fight back compared to me."

In order to protect himself, Bomei handed out plan B: "It's good, teacher, I can still be your wingman, so that those guys will treat you lightly and think we have an affair. You can play dogs freely and paralyze the enemy."

Teacher Song: "Deal, this is the little secret between 7 and 8."

So the love factor is not short of 1.

It is the concentration of 1 that exceeds the imagination of ordinary people...

Only one Samoyed is unknown yet.

Brother Bachou sighed in his heart: "Silly dad, I am really worried about your personal safety after taking off the mask. There are not many handsome and kind-hearted Bodhisattvas like me."

...

During the second half of the recording, KFC's father came, and the first week of drumming and selling chicken commercials was about to start shooting.

Xie Han: "Old Ba, Brother Ding, do you watch Japanese variety shows?"

Sun Jinhang: "I've seen it! Japanese variety shows are especially good at being funny, and the camera cuts are very characteristic. The guests who are watching are all in the small window next to them, and you can see the reactions. Hey, this is very romantic?"

Little Ding: "Yes, when we broadcast it is also a scene of observing the small window and adding the feature film, Hanying, do you have any ideas?"

Before Ai Yin was born, all members of the program team had discussed their favorite variety shows. Some directors liked to watch Kangxi in Taiwan, some directors liked Japan's Yueyao Yeweiyang, and South Korea's New Journey to the West also topped the list.

Xie Han: "There is one, I want you two to cooperate."

After talking about finding a Japanese variety show of two men and one woman from Little Ding's tablet, Xie Han said, "Have you heard of the 3.5 billion meme?"

Xie Han: "I want to imitate this female artist's lines and performances, because men imitate women, and using gender contrast to make jokes is a never outdated way to play tricks, and it is also the easiest way to make people laugh."

After a while, the observing guests got off work.

The other three didn't even say hello to a certain colleague, and left happily together.

Guan Xinpeng was so angry that Zhou Mei sent him a WeChat message, "Xiaopeng, I asked you to assist Fang Jing, praise him more, how about it? Did you say something?"

Guan Xinpeng thought: "Why, why didn't you ask me for help when you gave your son the resources of Lian Zong Nan Wu Wu when I was watching soy sauce?"

With Cui Ruoshui's attitude, he suspected that the sponsor behind the scenes also had opinions on him.

Think about it, the second ancestor of Zhou Mei's family is also addicted to food.Playing tricks, Baoya, and Fang Jing's Beijing roast duck offended the program crew, and danced around all day long.

Guan Xinpeng had already asked about the good news, he wanted to see a joke.

He deliberately beat around the bush through WeChat: "Young Master Chi, I'm Xinpeng, are you asking where the second episode of Aiyin is recorded?"

Chi Cheng: "You know? Tell me quickly."

"Well, I'm here to record the observation feature film, and I heard from the director that the second location has been selected," Guan Xinpeng said, "This recording location is a bit exciting for you, are you sure you want to know?"

Chi Cheng: "If you fart, let it go, I won't dare to go over and beat them to death?"

Guan Xinpeng sent the printed program list.

Young Master Chi's face turned pale, and the memory of being scratched by a monkey relived the nightmarish last Saturday.

Guan Lingrong: "Look, the second episode will be in Yunnan and Jiuzhaigou, where you visited last time. Don't be afraid, I promise you will be fine this time. Whether you can regain the position of the male number five depends on this wave, come on."

At this moment, the person who had been tricked stood on the fork in his life left by Tony, and there were two cards with full mocking skills at the intersection.

All the members of Aiyin seemed to be singing a girl from Tianzhu and said to him:

A. Please fulfill the vows you made on Sunday. Anyone who goes to Yunnan and Jiuzhaigou in this life will be a ghost.

B. Regardless of the evil pen, the evil pen will go.

Chi Cheng, who was furious at home for the 1,000th time, kicked the refrigerator to vent his anger.

"Hey, this group of people is waiting for me, I must personally kill this dog lover and all of you—"

...

The elder sister and the two male observers are unaware of this infighting.

As Xie Han said, after Cui Yinghou came out of the variety show, her expression cooled down a lot.

She was smoking a cigarette, so hungry that she didn't want to speak, and discussed with her manager the outfits for this photoshoot.

Teacher Xuefeng was in front, and he pointed to the novel scene in Studio B: "Is this our Samoyed and Bomei brothers? Or are they actors from the program group? Are they filming a KFC commercial?"

Jiang Xingyu also stopped and said, "I don't know if this person is the male fourth, but if we open our mouth, we will know if it is a sea dog..."

Cui Yinghou took a look, there was a group of directors holding back their smiles and taking pictures at the door, the PR of the KFC brand was also there, in the small studio, the Samoyed who had just met on the show stood at C, Bomei and Little Ding looked like his exclusivebutler.

Queen Fan's Samoyed said the opening remarks to the audience coldly: "Hello everyone, I am a professional chicken seller."

Dynamic music sounded, and the three danced around.

In the magical dance music, the cold Samoyed took the lead in throwing a pause. With a sarcastic face, he slapped the two assistants and said the advertisement of Crazy Thursday.

【"Hiromi-chan, hurry to work, work."】

【"Huh? Can't forget your ex-boyfriend? Can't work hard?"】

【"Waste wood dog!"】

【"I ask you, Hiromi sauce, will you always eat fried chicken that isn't crazy enough?"]

【"Don't you want to..."】Samoye's eyes sharpened,【"Can you eat a new chicken?"】

【"Men are like fried chicken. If this one isn't good enough, just change to another one. The delicious ones will always be in your bucket. Do you know how many men there are on this earth who can't finish it?"】

Speaking of which, the whole family was photographed in the camera, and Bomei and Little Ding tore off their shirts in this alternative dance, with a huge 3.5 billion behind them.

Samoyed turned his head coldly, and the kobold made an S shape: "There are 3.5 billion."

The Queen's Eldest Sister: "..."

Jiang Xingyu and Teacher Xuefeng: "Pfft, it's him, it's really this sea dog hahahaha——"

After the filming of the advertisement, the whole group thanked the KFC sponsor father.

The three celebrities bumped into the small theater, everyone smiled and waved to Xie Han, Teacher Xuefeng also smiled and gave thumbs up.

...

that night.

The commercials and building sweeps finally came to an end. 8 and 4 were so sleepy that they didn't take off their masks.

Sun Jinhang ordered a takeaway at eleven o'clock.

Hao Daer got the most authentic Guangxi snail noodles and tiger skin duck feet.

The actress' agent knocked on the window of the studio.

He asked if he could have a private chat, and then he would send the two of them home. Xie Han and Sun Jinhang looked at each other and said 'wow' together with their shocked hearts.

Are you lucky tonight?The senior sister wants to give the juniors a hand?

Accepting the superstar's olive branch, 84 climbed into the nanny van.

Smelling the smell of snail noodles, Cui Yinghou threw the stalk over, "Hey, here comes a pair of teen idols who can't take off their masks. Is tomorrow's trending search going to be 'Cui Ruoshui in the nanny's car to guard two dogs at night'?"

Xie Han was calm: "What can I do, do elder sisters eat snail noodles?"

The three laughed at the same time.

The snail powder was given to the actress as a matter of course.

Then, a repayment came.

The actress said: "Teachers, your small KFC theater is very interesting. Next Tuesday night, I'm going to record the sixth season of Happy Comedian. I'm short of two friends. Can I take you to meet Tao Er and Uncle Qian?"

Xie Han: "Is there Uncle Benshan?"

Sun Jinhang: "Did you have a happy twist!"

Cui Yinghou laughed again: "There are all of them, hahaha... Come on, add a WeChat together, and then find your agent to contact you."

The recording of the first phase of the observation room is off to a good start.

Wait until the film is cut.

Xie Han's heart is also loose.

He handed over the last task of the day, a small figurine of Pomeranian with red hair to the face-based object.

Boy Eight: "Woooo! Dad! I'm dizzy! Figure! It's still me! It's Hiromi!"

Like the peacock, this Pomeranian is happy to die.

They liked it so much, Xie Han felt that the trip was worthwhile, so he sat gently on the steps of the main stage and said:

"Sun Jinhang."

"What's the matter, brother Hanying?"

After asking, Sun Jinhang inexplicably felt that the oily-tongued he needs to show some sincerity to Xie Han at this moment.

Because he knew that such a beautiful and clean man had a completely kind heart.

This look, which no one else had the pleasure of seeing, was so unforgettable.

He couldn't help thinking, "I... haven't I seriously praised Brother Hanying, saying that he is beautiful?"

The eighteen-year-old red-haired boy began to blush quietly and his heart beat.

With a touch of embarrassing oddity.

He thinks that the male number four is really like a white-moonlight/muse in the sky.

Maybe he didn't dislike the moon.

It was this precious beauty that was so out of reach from the first sight, and he knew that he had no right to be tempted by it.

In the dark, the first known impossible love reached out to him.

"Sun Jinhang, I'm really glad to meet you. The love factor is a different kind of romance. It's positive. I hope it can tell me that love is not scary."

Xie Han: "Also, maybe it has nothing to do with love, I like all of you too."

...

The moon is still gone.

Sun Jinhang lay on the locomotive in a daze.

After a long time, finally waited for a call from friend.

Normally, 1:00 is the start of his nightlife, but today's teenager refused.

Sun Jinhang: "I don't play disco, and I don't drink or go racing recently. Tomorrow, I will have a team building with a group of brothers."

Sun Jinhang: "And the white-moonlight/muse that I swear to protect to the death, let me go to bed early, I am a good boy."

Ga Liuzi over there laughed when he heard that: "Did you hear that, the old driver Sun Jinhang met a Tibetan Living Buddha in Tugou Lianzong, and was persuaded by Rinpoche to convert to Buddhism."

The red-haired boy rolled his eyes and said the same lines as Captain Yue's."It's a brain-destroyer. He is a serious person, and this program is also very positive." He asked again: "Do you know the song order number of Beijing Radio Station?"

"what?"

Sun Jinhang: "I want to order a piece of "white-moonlight/muse" by Zhang Xinzhe, so that he can experience my degenerated boy love in this bgm when he returns home."

During the day someone ordered Angela Chang.

Someone ordered Xinzhe Zhang at night.

The genius Samoyed is worthy of being an animal that is about to surpass the popularity of pandas. He doesn't even know the fierce inner struggle of the male protagonists all day long...

...

Going back to the other side, Lou Xi and Director Jiang were chatting about the start of the broadcast.

Speaking of the changes in the male protagonists' new endorsement quotations, a Samoyed appeared on WeChat, saying that he had arrived home by himself.

The puppy is excited.

"I added it to Superstar's WeChat, and face-to-face is also very fun."

This little uncle is so old, it is difficult for him to ask his parents to tell him that he got 100 points in the exam.

In the past, he would look for Lin Yang.

Lin Yang fell asleep today.

He searched and searched, and Lou Xi was the only good friend who was online.

The dumb dog who needs to be praised: "Except for the old man, I just tell you that next week I'm going to see Zhao Benshan."

Lou Xi smiled: "Wow, that's amazing, quickly cover yourself with the little quilt, or you'll catch a cold in your belly, remember to ask Uncle Benshan for his autograph."

"Samoyed": ok, little mop.

Lou Xi's chest trembled violently, holding back the burst of laughter, he made a summary of the variety show based on the streaming media evaluation in his hand: "Well... Director Jiang... I see, then listen to Samoyed, this show is oneDon’t buy the hot search, and release three teasers based on the male fourth’s ideas, he is so smart and accurate, he can definitely take everyone to the sky.”

Director Jiang hung up the phone.

My father is on the ground with his toes.

"Xie Han asked me to open a post to expose myself. We haven't hacked ourselves, and we haven't turned back on other people's popularity. I'm really embarrassed."

"Forget it, let's rub it for a while, maybe a bicycle becomes a motorcycle."

"How can people not be popular if they want to be popular?"

There was a werewolf killing post on the Peanut Group's domestic variety show discussion board.

54 daddy jcg:

""Multi-picture warning" digs into the many evil deeds committed by a certain toilet director Jiang Chenggong. This toilet director will make a comeback with a romance at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. Will the group flush his new official Weibo?"

The group heated up.

It was early in the morning.

The official blog without an avatar posted the first warm-up message.

"Hi everyone, here I have a fairy tale about X and Y, which is related to the eight protagonists, do you want to hear it?"

——The client is the crew of Aiyin.

With the news, the blue V with 0 fans ushered in the first day of traffic.

This variety show has been going live since six o'clock, and a bunch of free Internet enthusiasm rushes to the comment area in a uniform manner. The next second, netizens start swiping the screen.

"Toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet."

"Toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide to toilet guide."

"Toilet wife, toilet lady, toilet lady, toilet lady, toilet lady, toilet lady."

"Wc Xipi, do you look silly? A team member called 54 Daddy came to break the news about you last night. He said that this romance is evidence that you and him are in love."

Everyone knows who the toilet guide is.

Who is the toilet lady?

People who don't visit the peanut group will definitely be confused.

The toilet lady herself was also confused.

This person is Fang Jing who was going to release the spoiler photos.

Enraged to death, he vowed to offer rewards to those who spread rumors.

"Who is fooling my popularity!! Said me and that bald Jiang Chenggong are CP! Why did he change the toilet for me in the middle of the night for love!! Why am I his favorite male number one!! I don't care what is popular or not!! I'm depressed!! If I record this romance again, I won't be able to live!"

The author has something to say:

*① Lou Xi’s robot dog can be searched for the keyword alpha robot dog, and there are pictures on the Internet.

②The 3.5 billion variety show meme guides the way to the currency station to watch.