Chapter 7 (7) The Samoyed who ran away from home

[Zhou Mei]: "Where are you, Chi Cheng? Fang Jing said that he was beaten outside by six drunk lunatics over 2 meters tall, and his foot was broken by a brick. Do you want to go and see him."

It is more than 3 o'clock in the morning.

The mother is very familiar with the normal routine of her son.

"No time, it doesn't matter to me if he dies," the unshakable Mr. Chi said in a panting voice. He seemed to be in a bad mood, and pushed away his new love with the face of "first love", "His leg is broken."Is it? Aren't we going to record a romance drama?"

Zhou Mei was the executive producer of Jiang Chenggong's "Love Factor Equation".

This veteran in the industry sensed that this romance show would explode, so in addition to arranging the number one male Fang Jing, Teacher Zhou Mei also forced his son to be the number five male in order to market his son's overlord personality.

Zhou Mei: "He said that he would go on crutches. Working with injuries can abuse fans, and he can also clear up things about him on the hot searches."

Chi Cheng sneered: "Washing whitewashing? He was whitewashing? Private association, sleeping with fans, accompanying the director, pretending I don't know, the most ridiculous thing is that those fans are still running to scold a Weibo account that the person involved can no longer use......"

He became more and more angry.

The pampered young master with his back against the head of the bed told Zhou Mei: "I think Fang Jiabao is talking nonsense again, six burly men? He wants to do face restoration all day long, and deliberately touch others? Don't get used to it,Giving him this romantic drama resource is the last charity, he has been in the entertainment industry for so many years and is still a second-tier, and the pigs in the countryside have become popular all over the country with his life, if it is Xie Hanying—”

He didn't continue, Zhou Mei answered: "If it's Hanying, everything is right, didn't he disappear..."

Chi Cheng: "It's all your fault for provoking him back then! His self-esteem is so strong! How could he bear it! If I didn't want Xie Hanying to know that I was still looking for him, I wanted him to give in to me! Who the hell would want to do this?Planting soil dogs and digging wild vegetables with chicken feathers!"

"I understand, I understand. You don't need to go to the village. I found you a substitute. You can go to Sanya and wait for the next day's shooting."

She didn't want Bao Bao to suffer from the countryside at all.

"……substitute?"

Zhou Mei: "Yes, you didn't read the script at all, did you? In the first episode, you will wear a mask and change your voice. The selection process has not yet started. You and the male four will be in a group. Lao Jiang said that if you don't come, he will find an NPC to helpYou record a small theater."

Chi Cheng was upset: "The fourth male? Didn't he only interact with the first male? What ordinary male did that bald director find in society..."

Seeing that he disliked the male fourth who had never met, 'Xie Hanying No. 432' asked: "Brother, did something happen to your tired face?"

"Fuck you," Chi Cheng didn't want to coax the substitute, and squinted at him, "put away your ducky face, and speak coldly to me."

After finishing speaking, he and his mother had another quarrel.

The final requirement is that he himself never have close contact with amateurs, and in the first issue, all substitutes will be on top.

Zhou Mei said okay, I'll change the script later, this male fourth will never have intimate contact with you once, so you should also comfort Fang Jing.After that, he found a certain star from the chat records of his boyfriends.

Fang Jing and him have always been dealing with each other, Chi Cheng let the voice of calling her husband reach his ears, he thought to himself, well, this is the reason why he will never forget Xie Hanying for the rest of his life.

Stand-ins will never understand that a real white-moonlight/muse should be ice that cannot be touched, and a beautiful jade that cannot be handed down from generation to generation.

"He didn't even smile at me once."

"If I can see him again, even if it is a back view, I will definitely recognize him, because I am the person who loves him the most in the whole world."

Coincidentally, Cui Bingqing came to complain.

"Master, the kid who bullied the baby didn't drive tonight. I can't take a picture of the license plate. I can only take a sneak shot of his back. Can you catch him?"

Chi Cheng quickly saw the blurred shadow of Xie Han wearing the same color.

He was speechless, and yelled at Manager Cui to vent his anger, "You mental disorder, a food delivery guy is here to bother me? How do I know which mountain he is the Smurf!"

But after all, Aiyin was a show that his mother bet on. After getting discouraged, Young Master Chi paid a million dollars. He ordered a star to follow Wang Baochuan's example of digging wild vegetables. He bought a plane ticket and flew directly to the second filming location.

As for Zhou Mei, her son's constant mention of old things also made her unhappy. She complained to Manager Cui: "A small family, so high-minded, whoever wants this kind of man's daughter-in-law is unlucky. Fortunately, he ran away long ago.Continue to quote Xie Hanying's previous Weibo account, saying that he stole Fang Jing's picture, which is something that has no tutor."

...

The next day, the red BYD who ran away from home again used car exhaust to blow Lin Yang's brains away.

His uncle was 28 years old after all, and he learned to put a note on the door of the house before he left.

"Xiao Sa's papa went to take photos of the mountains to dig wild vegetables, and returned home on Monday."

"If you dare to betray the promise between Xiugou and humans, or reveal the whereabouts of the dog after leaving home, you will never be able to eat at Diaoyutai Restaurant."

"Remember, the code name for this operation is that my husband brings medicine, and I have a fever."

"Xie Hanying!!! You're out of order!! I'm going to find out the filming address of this shit show right away, and beat your Samoyed ass!!!"

The eldest nephew rushed to his room and picked up the tablet that his uncle left on the bed. Xie Han’s passwords for each account were easy to guess, basically [xhy (Xie Hanying) IQ278], Lin Yang thought: “WeChat does not, Q/Q does not, the old man is not really determined to marry out, is he? Ying Ying, the men on the mountain are all tigers, who stimulated you this time..."

In the next second, a new notification automatically popped up on his unlogged Weibo, which was a very strange swear word, "The evil pen for stealing photos".

The big nephew went up to look again, and the old old account was actually filled with private messages from strangers, and the strange Internet violence lasted for nearly a week, and the young man understood who caused the trouble, "Damn!! You guys againWho is it!! Dare to provoke Lao Xie's baby bump!"

Lin Yang ran back to open the live broadcast room.

A group of water friends had been waiting for him.

The male fans swiped the gifts first, and commented: "Nini, Mrs. Nini, you are here, come and scold us."

Lin Yang's nickname is the first wife of the national server, because the game character he has been playing is called Suzanne, she is a violent lolita, and she is also a well-known top female in the e-sports circle.

Other male anchors would be molested about their wives when they play the number one female character, but other old men often smile wretchedly and don't take it seriously.

Classmate Lin Yang is not, every time he sees the harassment of the barrage, he will be furious, and the tall and handsome boy will yell at the live broadcast room: "Damn, die / gay / dude, get out, who is your wife, now go and find you for a real PK, believe it or not.”

Otaku guys are now GET to the cute point of breaking straight guys.

My wife is shy, my wife loves me so much, Ishihara Satomi don't contact me anymore, I have Suzanne, the number one in the national server, as my stupid wife, so this nickname has become a stalker.

Catch up with the server opening event, Lin Yang's husband's fans are very concentrated, with a total of 2.6 million live fans online, Dou/M asked: "What's the matter with Nini, your face is so ugly, why don't you curse people? Today will broadcastScold your husbands for a few minutes."

"Call your dad, stop scolding," Lin Yang's voice was trembling, "My dad is going to kill me, and my uncle is lost again, the reason may be that he was raped by someone online, what do you think should I do?"

Audience: "What! Nini's uncle was raped by the Internet! Don't worry, don't worry, my father-in-law won't beat Nini. Does my uncle live a long life this year? Should the old man get lost and contact the neighborhood committee first?"

Lin Yang was very irritable: "Drafting Dad can't do it!!! I don't care!! I can't swallow this breath!! You go and scold these idiots on the screenshot to death!! I will scold you again after scolding wins! Hurry up! DraftingDad! Don't make me rush!"

Nini ordered, husbands have no reason to be dogs.

Since then, a magical scolding war against the navy began.

The code name of the operation here is to find my uncle, for my beloved wife.

...

On Friday, Xie Han arrived in City C to meet the person in charge of the sonar development center.

The research institute hoped that he would come to give a lecture on the new submarine materials in our country. Xie Han helped to attend the class, and the faces present were all from the scientific research circle.But they competed to convince each other.

People understand what it means to have a face like a crown of jade and a god who is ruthless.

Unfortunately, Xie Han's air conditioner was so cold that they couldn't strike up a conversation. After class, everyone hated that they couldn't take pictures with their mobile phones.

When the old person in charge sent him away, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Look at these resentful eyes, your director is right in telling me to ban mobile phones. There used to be an allusion in our country called Kansha Weijie, which said that there was a beautiful manLan Yan was born so well, he was watched to death by passers-by one day when he went out, I now kind of understand what it was like... Thinking about being handsome to a certain degree is a headache, it must be very difficult for you to find a partner right nowBar?"

At night, in a small village at minus 5°, Little Ding, the assistant guide who shook his mobile phone light, received a BYD that had come all the way.

The other male protagonists have finished checking the procedures of the first day and are sleeping in the safe house that will be used for the next two days. The belated Xie Han also received the key to the house, a special black-tech paper mask and the script rules.

Little Ding first asked: "I'm asking for your opinion, do you want me to call you the male fourth, by your name, or by your real name?"

Xie Han said to be the fourth male, he said he hadn't eaten yet, did he have any fast food, and the assistant brought him a lunch box.

"The food seems to be a bit cold, the temperature is too low now, but there is a microwave oven in the room," Little Ding said, "Well, welcome first, the male fourth of Aiyin, the variety show character you requested, we have expedited it for youAfter making this mask, you can take it back to your room and study its functions. Director Jiang said that the living environment on the first day will be difficult first. He will talk about the details of the missions of NPCs at the village chief’s house. At 7 o’clock tomorrow morning,Everyone get to work."

Xie Han, who was fully armed, said, "Thank you, it's been hard work, I'm going to sleep." He knew that he was almost too hungry to speak, and that severe hypoglycemia caused by not eating enough was a problem left by him in the past.

Um?Little Ding found that something was wrong with the man in the mask leaving. The fourth man seemed to be catching a cold, his voice was pitifully hoarse, and he was struggling to walk.

Little Ding, who has a job, wanted to ask him if he was not feeling well.

To be honest, the first time he saw the body of the Didi male god, he must have been curious about the stunning beauty in Jiang Dao's mouth, but Xie Han's posture was extremely cold, he resisted talking to people, and Little Ding dared not strike up a conversation.

Just in time, Lou Xi's car arrived at another delicate timing. As soon as the patron's car entered the village, he poked his head at Little Ding: "Village secretary, you have a nice hat. Where are you going alone?"

Little Ding wearing the same prop costume as Benshan: "It's you! Dad! Your car is really foreign! Me, I want to check the freezing of the river. The second male said that we must use more dry ice. He is afraid that he will fall off the scene when he comes out tomorrow."Go down and drown."

"You are too dedicated," Lou Xi said, "How about this, I'll take off the down jacket for you, you drive my car over, and I'll wear your village chief's uniform, by the way, is the male fourth here?"

Little Ding: "Thank you so much, Dad... Woohoo, oh, thank you... No, the male fourth is already here! Do you want to see his character design?"

"Okay, give it to me. I'll go and give the fourth male a meeting gift. What safe house does he live in? Director Jiang also asked me to buy a Musang King durian and bring it here, saying that to celebrate our love factor will soon be notorious."

Lou Xi handed the Canada Goose on his body to Little Ding, and the assistant before getting in the car handed over the program list, Lou Xi saw the character design of the male fourth, he was so teased that the expression management failed on the spot: "Hahaha...haha...how in the world would someone come to participate in a romance show...and name themselves Runaway Samoyed?"

Putting on the village chief's clothes, the village chief Lou still wanted to laugh, he thought to himself, this Mr. Sa, oh no, Maya, no, it's my male Sixiu Gou, my father Tony will deliver your durian to your door.

He even thought about the NPC's lines.

Coconut, I'm Daddy, open the door.

The author has something to say:

Coconut, he is the husband, open the door.

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