Chapter 33 (33) Coconut Smola

Things have come to this, the first day's ratings chassis is in place.Fans and blacks both want to see what new jobs will be in the third trailer, so they stay at eight o'clock.

But the reason why robbed the remote control at night with grandparents is because of this. really blame the Samoyed who has already broken 1 million fans.

"Jiang Chenggong, who uses dogs as a variety show! Ben Murong Yunhai orders you to send out the next durian!"

Mimi’s official Weibo account tells everyone that the last trailer is a warm-up for the webcast, and it will be released together with the feature film on the platform in the early morning. If you want to watch the extras, we don’t have the money to shoot them.Central 1.

@爱factor equation v:

Mis!It's a tiring day of business!Go to pay to pull x!Let's watch the handsome guys post at 8 o'clock!"Samoyed blushes, gasps and sticks out her tongue.jpg"

The comment area, which doubled in number, was pissed off:

"Is this guy used to it? After the toilet guide wins this wave of traffic, is it drifting? How dare you use Yebao's astringent air map! (Is it reasonable not to post a 9 map?)"

"Lack of money is the reason for the heroine of the romantic drama to go to the village to repair the pigsty? Hand over Alipay, and I will send you to space next time!"

"My electronic durian is gone after only two short paragraphs? You have to wait for eight o'clock, well, I don't have the mind to go to class."

"I never thought that one day I would go to Central 1 to have fun... By the way, the Spring Festival Gala is also broadcast at this time in previous years, isn't it? Is the love factor boy group equivalent to having an official son?"

"It's a pity that you can't post barrage on the TV. All the fun people, why don't we go to the program numbers of each male lead and post some good things while watching it!"

"It can be. I also plan to rush the news broadcast together, and thank the leaders of the main station for giving this good job to the people of the whole country."

"Then don't rush to death. Everyone remember that some relatives and friends in Dora's family rushed together. Don't let the leaders find this treasure and stop it immediately. We must use the ratings to keep it! Let it stink!"

"Yes, let's go red for nine issues first, and at eight o'clock on the New Year's Eve, lead the certified CP to send New Year greetings to the people of the whole country."

"Send the faceless men to the Spring Festival Gala!"

...

It can be said that the entire network is officially ready for the news broadcast and "Love Factor Equation" tonight.

Just looking at the publicity and planning of major variety shows in China, the way of hype for the launch of Love Factor is full of curiosity, and its guest lineup is not at all like the preferences of the main station, let alone the initial announcement of its so-called first male/love variety show.

Take the Samoyed with the script in his hand as an example. This dog may be popular, but are the other male protagonists also tenth-level actors?Can you play Macau cards with a dog and still perform well for a whole episode?

Within the group, a new wave of discussion is making this point.

""On Love Factor's 'Black Red', isn't a love complex that doesn't smell the same as a durian that doesn't stink, can this still be called a love complex?""

Group members contribute various viewpoints,

First floor (Sister Black Garlic): Watching orangutans beating dogs in Lian Zong is like reading Tanmei novels but found no cp, let's go down.

The second floor (spiritual guy): What is male-male romance?Doesn't it mean that you have to be able to kowtow if you don't need it, and it's no fun without a cp set.

The third floor (Tony, the warrior of love): In fact, I think that when the broadcast starts, the group members will dive, there will be romance, and there will be durian.

The fourth floor (humans are not crazy): Where is this director?There are even Samoyed fans undercover?Fuck off to your new Coconut Smola group!

The group that kicked off this Samoyed male fan voted on the post. While waiting to judge the opening plot tonight, they also wondered whether the love factor is a romance.

98% stand on the right side: (Not counting, the real love drama should make people scream and blush every frame, any CP has tears and abuse, and the funny people who have lost their spouse rights can't stand it.)

2% stand against the side: (Neither black nor clean, with the professionalism of my team, wait patiently for today's broadcast before making a conclusion. Durian and love depend on the essence.)

After the rational discussion, another group of friends who wanted to do something posted:

"All of you here are gambling dogs, since everyone has made an appearance, why not bet in advance who is the script cp of the first issue of the group of disaster puppies?""

Group friends buy and leave:

Male No. 1 (the retarded fox baby who was pursued by Liu Neng and Zhao Si at the same time) "0 votes"

Male second (long-legged balloon man from Korea) "321 votes"

The male third (the three-row length of picking watermelons with big dung tops) "452 votes"

Male fourth (Ye Smoola wants to be popular so much, he must be the only one in the audience) (2396 votes)

Male Fifth (the fifth platoon leader who has the same type of machine wife as the ruffian boss) "988 votes"

Male Six (a monk, but wants to move everyone's heart, help Master Six) "766 votes"

Male No. 7 (guest performer at large in Quyi Zatan) "244 votes"

Male Eight (the only dog of its kind in the world, it is stable) "1023 votes"

Blind Box Hidden Male Nine (Jiang Chenggong is all because of him, but it should only be that the toilet wife shows that he is older and that he doesn't take a bath, so let him make up the number) "0 votes"

The voting in the group has come to an end, and the results are only waiting for eight o'clock.

However, the major marketing accounts of Weibo, known as the porters of the flower group, were exported to domestic sales. When the hot spots were concentrated in one place, the rabbit area broke the news, the marketing accounts of the flower group daily, the famous detective Zhang Xiaohan, and orange weekly were all reproducedScreenshot above.

All members of the Aifactor Equation, who are so mysterious that they have no faces, turned into a hotel overnight, and all circles swiped their screens to leave memes:

"Su Hotel, Aiyin, this romance drama must be particularly stinky after it airs."

"Okay, let's play it. It's not on! It won't be until eight o'clock!"

Talented people are getting more and more excited, coconut powder also took the opportunity to sell Amway, and went to various comment areas to use their passwords, #0800看着狗#.

For example, when it was revealed that a 38-line male idol had a sister-in-law’s Weibo post, they came.

No one cared about this collapsed house gossip.

With coconut powder, the popularity has risen to 8. Not to mention, the first praise in the comment area is the super chat host of Yesmola, who has accumulated 2W fans.

#0800看看小狗# Men don’t wear condoms, no one wants second marriages, girls in the rice circle, if you want to be a real new national top class, let’s watch puppies on love factor at 8 o’clock!This kennel must never collapse!

kennel?

New national top class?

There is a sister-in-law, and the girls who have no place to cry become curious, and the fan circle is instantly drained.

A large number of new fans poured into the official Weibo one after another. After seeing those unique talents, no one would say that this is a collection of strange things. Even Douyin, which is well versed in traffic codes, Toutiao, Xiaotiangua, and Kuaishou all put these stalks together.One hair scattered out.

Many Douyin netizens began to learn from balloon people, knocking on wooden fish, topping watermelon, holding durian and playing military boxing.

Adding a Samoyed filter to the face in the short video has also become a way to imitate the male fourth.

At this moment, there is a wave of love factors everywhere.

This is unprecedented, as if you can't continue to mix the Internet if you don't understand these stalks.

If you want to join, the only way is to swipe #0800 to see the puppy# together.

This person-to-person phenomenon has even affected real superstars and Shenghua Entertainment.

...

At 3:30, actress Cui Ruoshui opened the live broadcast room, and the public screen asked her: "Sister Gengzhi, did you check Weibo today?"

Cui Yinghou: "Why do you use this, and then watch hot searches and scold me for being a big beauty."

Gongping: "Sister, you are going to be confused, no one wants to scold you today, everyone is waiting to see Ye Simola! Everyone says this is the next new national top class!"

Cui Yinghou: "Wonderful horse! What new traffic floret is this! Why does her debut name sound like a cherry blossom girl!"

The actress with a net sense of ten levels immediately rushed back to Weibo.

Search for "Ye Smola", and a cute, cold dog face appears on the real-time Weibo.

Well, this dog...

It seems to be the dog who shared snail noodles with Cui Yinghou in the nanny's car last night, and it is also the dog who jumped 3.5 billion to catch her favor with his puffy and tender dog figure.

Isn't that the national top dog that I have been breastfeeding for a long time!

Fifteen seconds later, the tap water of the 10086th Amway Love Factor appeared on the homepage.

Cui Ruoshui V: "If you want to get out of the order, worship the sea dog→【Nine pictures of Samoyed praying for love to come】"

Perhaps remembering that the audience still doesn’t understand what a sea dog is, the actress who helped promote the show added another one:

At the same time, Zhou Mei was busy bringing goods.

In recent years, celebrities from all walks of life have already sold their goods.

As a lady full of big names, Zhou Mei will not use the 9.9 Saint Laurent that Zhou Mei hangs at the bottom of the link, but the persona of the proprietress of the video network still attracts many fans. In addition, she always likes to bragHis own male treasure, Chi Cheng.

Some netizens love to hear this, and they respectfully call Zhou Mei the mentor of the male treasure.

But today's goods hadn't been sold yet, and the male treasure hadn't talked, Zhou Mei saw a bunch of memes popping up on the screen, and Cui Bingqing, who accompanied her in the live broadcast, read them out.

"Mrs. Zhou, this Saint Laurent, can dogs use it? Family members, dogs can't use lipstick."

"Mrs. Zhou, pay attention to whether or not to give away dogs in the live broadcast room? We really don't sell dogs here."

Why is it a dog again?

Not desensitized to a certain romance, Zhou Mei's face darkened on the spot: "What is the Yesi Mora family? Why do so many people on the list have this prefix?"

Cui Bingqing hurried to find the answer.

After opening the encyclopedia, within a few hours, netizens can't wait to write entries for the popular spicy chicken.

"202X Internet Hot Word: Coconut Smolla"

"Identity: The male No. 4 of the first male-male love drama "The Love Factor Equation" in China."

"Coffee position: has reached the top."

"Introduction: The real name, age, and occupation are all unknown. According to the analysis of netizens, this may be a person wearing a dog mask, or a dog wearing human clothes, but whether it is a human or a dog does not affect his super popularity."

Related entries:

Balloon Man with Long Legs (Male 2 for Love Factor), Pigpen Three Row Long (Male 3 for Love Factor), Trumpet Daniel (Male 5 for Love Factor)

Zhou Mei: "..."

Cui Bingqing: "..."

Because it has nothing to do with this propaganda at all.

Zhou Tai, who never lost her popularity, became the last disconnected person on the whole network who learned that Ai Yin was out of the circle.

She didn't bring any urgent goods, so she rushed back to the company and called 120:

"Whiskey, whiskey, where's my marketing number!"

"Quickly call my mother's navy!"

When asked if it was for Fang Jing to buy a trending search, Zhou Mei gave it a big fight.

"Who will buy hot searches for ghosts and animals!"

"Push that male fourth who lives on Hot 1! Wait for him to become popular, and then sign him, this new national top class will be ours!"

...

The value of all members of Aiyin has risen completely.

The program group of the main station has been bombarded by the brand side.

Following the warm-up of all parties, Sister Lina from Harper's Bazaar, the ins supermodel group and Jin Dandan's teammates on ice collectively made a publicity announcement.

There is an old saying,

Comprehensive unbroadcast,

However, everyone can break 100W fans before 5 o'clock,

This is the trend of Ziweixing's birth.

The parties involved in playing Tianbao have also heard about the phenomenal popularity.

Captain Yue and Sun Jinhang have revealed this variety show to people around them.

Their friends in real life are all asking on WeChat: "My friend, is this the male-female love drama you recorded? The whole Internet was blown up by it today, tell me who are you male? You must book an autograph!"

The internal group where the celebrities have never stopped has also been renamed.

This group of seven is now called "Dingliu Xiao Sa Kua Kua Group".

The nickname for Xie Han has also changed.

[162W fan's Jin Dandan]: "Xiao Sa male god!"

[Jeremy with 154W fans]: "Samurai male god!"

[Sun Qiumei of 112W fans]: "Daddy is a god!"

The reason for the change of words was that someone in Lou kept calling the male No. 4 all afternoon. Lou, ruffian boss, trumpet Daniel not only blew himself up as a male fan, but also endorsed his new identity:

"@Xiao Sa male god, the talent video has been viewed 200 times, today's data male attack task is completed, I am your life fan, teach me how to do military boxing in variety shows in the future."

"@Xiao Sa male god, [crying tears], in order to protect the image of the male god's number one idol in the dog world, I sneaked into the Peanut group with my spiritual teammates to speak but was kicked, now I am in the Yesmoola group, everyoneSaid that I will make the first support song for you."

"@小萨男神, the male fan living in a foreign country has started to love the male god again, Xiao Sa male god, you ↑ are ↓my↑'s ↓god."

This is exactly the same mental state, how can Xie Han not guess which relative his other spiritual teammate is.

A 20-year-old heartless person can actually bring a 50-year-old child into such a state, and no one believes that he was not a family in his previous life.

Immediately, he sent two emoticons while he was ordering takeaway wool.

I saw a pair of Pandaren being beaten by two diehard members of Gougoujiao.

They are Samoyed's left slap.

And Samoyed's right slap.

How can dog fans be beaten up?

Instead, they were even more excited.

Lin Yang: "[Crying] The male god is punching again! Hurry up and make a big fight for the right cheek of the nephew!"

Lou Xi: "[Crying loudly] Don't just slap your face, the male god will lift Tony up and practice again!"

Xiao Sa male god silently: I'm sick, go away, I'm such a fan, I won't play with you anymore.

...

At six o'clock, Xie Han finishes work.

Grabbing his hat and mask, he sneaked into the Beijing subway station in a low-key manner.

Unlike in the past when he was in a hurry to go home, today he plans to visit randomly to check if there is any love factor in the audience who are discussing a genius Samoyed.

The result is gratifying.

There were at least 48 people in the carriages along the way to release the famous scene of smashing durians.

Teacher Xiao Sa almost drifted away.

He decided to make a report with his friends. Coincidentally, the group was also thinking about the next business, and the male protagonists mainly discussed two points.

One, how many people will pinch us tonight?

Two, how many people will hit us tonight?

Xie Han gave the correct answer: "The people of the whole country will pinch us, and the people of the whole country will also pinch us."

"God, you are here!!!" The friends shouted collectively.

Teacher Xiao Sa's kindness is hard to be denied. He advised everyone, "Let's keep a low profile first. The title of male god is reserved for the audience after tonight."

[Teacher Song with 127W fans]: "[Wink Eyes] But I'm worried that after the first episode is finished, the audience will only have one name for Teacher Xiao Sa."

Xie Han was curious: "What?"

Teacher Song: "Come give me a kiss, stupid wife~~"

Even if she knew it was a trick, Teacher Xiao Sa would give her a good meal.

Xie Han, who switched from husband to wife, is even more strange. Has Song Daxian been eating his own tofu frequently today?

When the others heard that his wife couldn't sit still, they began to look for a sense of presence.

Sun Bomei: "[Anger] I am the first to disagree! My dad is a genius! He should be called a genius wife!"

The more speechless genius wife thought to herself: "I really thank you, classmate Sun Jinhang."

Unexpectedly, Jeremy and Shan Shan also followed closely with the army of wives.

Jeremy: "[Indifference] Why do you want the audience to call their wives first? We haven't called them yet. The 8 o'clock press conference of the love factor and the new base will wait for the results."

Shan Dan: "Yes! Tonight there are six high-value new models on the scene, so I'm afraid it's not enough to blow up? This Samsung will definitely become Xiao Sa's wife's love group!"

Teacher Song: "[Smiling] is very popular, Samsung is not the fastest, I think the domestic base is better."

South Korea's base and Belarus's base immediately refused to accept it.

Fortunately, Washington came back in time and rescued Xie Han first. Lou Xi told them one thing:

"Brothers, an important piece of news. Just before the start of the broadcast, the program team talked about several implants with a great background. We will insert their existence in the first second after the broadcast, and we will not miss any episodes in the future."

The group expressed confusion: "What implant? Can it appear from the first second?"

Lou Xi reminded: "Do you still remember the app that Xiao Sa used to catch everyone into the fish pond? How many are there in total? Do you still have any impression?"

Terrible.

It’s okay not to mention, the memory will come back now, Xie Han, the manager of the fish pond, reported the name of the dish, “There are Taobao, Xiaotiangua, Are you hungry, Douyin, Weibo, and WeChat.”

Lou Xi smiled, "That's right. Tonight's first opening scene is your mobile phone and the fish you raise with your apps. Douyin's father also talked about additional cooperation. After the end, let Jiang guide and everyoneTell me in detail."

As soon as these words came out, it was exciting to think about the eight-point start.

Because the time difference of the male protagonists can't match for the time being, I just asked in the group, "It's the first time I can't watch the show as a team. I like barrage. I want to wait until the early morning. Everyone will watch the TV broadcast at night, or the webcast?"

As usual, only Mr. Song chose to watch the broadcast, while Bomei lived on campus and couldn’t watch TV. Captain Yue in Italy, Jeremy and Lou Xi in Paris couldn’t watch the main station even if they wanted to.

As for Xie Han, he didn't have time to say which one he was watching. The subway station in front of his house had already arrived. Lin Yang on the platform waved to his uncle: "Let's go, Ying Ying, come to my house to watch your TV variety show debut?"

Xie Han: "Have you paid the TV bill at home this month?"

Lin Yang: "Damn, it doesn't seem to be there. I just patronized to make sure that my father and mother are not at home. What's the matter?"

Xie Han: "Wait a moment, I will contact an off-site guest."

Lou Xi just waited for a WeChat pat.

[Xiao Sa male god]: "Tony, was there a 64-inch TV in the raid of the program group that day?"

Lou Xi thought to herself, she must have found out how good the food I delivered to you is, puppy.

"Yes, go home quickly and pack it up. You have paid the TV fee for your unit for 10 years. See you at eight o'clock."

Xie Han and his eldest nephew decided to go home first, take the TV with them, and then watch the first variety show together. The most important thing is to evacuate before Director Lin returns home.

On the other hand, Director Lin sneezed several times in the office today, and it seemed that someone was talking about him behind his back.

Director Lin: "Strange."

Colleague: "What's wrong, Lao Lin."

Director Lin: "It is said that the left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. Why do I feel that my two eyes are jumping together?"

Colleague: "This is a happy event, it means that something you are afraid of will happen soon, but this thing can take your whole family away."

Director Lin was silent. At this time, colleagues took out several medical examination reports,

"By the way, Lao Lin, do you still remember the romance show that came to us last time? The program team just called and said that it will be broadcast at 8 o'clock. These male guests will be popular in the future.discussing the show."

Director Lin thought to himself, I can't see this, so don't show it to me.

In the next second, the messy medical examination certificate entered his jumping eyes, and a name that had been changed on the ID card was written in a certain signature:

Xie Hanying.

It seems, it seems, it should be the one Director Lin knows, Xie, Han, Ying.

The author has something to say:

As soon as the plant retreats, doesn't Funny Pan return to his daily state?Let's see how our national puppy makes the people of the whole country knock together!