Chapter 8 (8) Action

In the dark, Xie Han came to a certain safe house. Relying on a military flashlight, he walked into the well-heated square white small house.

As soon as the door was closed, there was a loud noise that resounded through the village, which seemed to be able to prevent wild boars on the mountain.

It seems that ordinary romance shows will collapse the house, but the love factor film crew will definitely not. He lives in a container that can be taken away in place when an earthquake strikes.

Because his stomach was still super hungry, Xie Han warmed up the fast food first, and then began to reply to his mother's WeChat. In the dark, the chat content on the phone was asking him what he planned to do on the weekend.

The temperature difference inside and outside the house made little Sa Baba, who was full of muddleheadedness, sneeze. He rubbed his flushed face and told the truth in his heart: "Go out for a meeting first, and then sleep at home like Lin Yang until Monday after returning home, what?I don’t even want to mess around.”

[Mom]: "My silly Ying Ying, I have to go out on Sundays and make more friends. Don't always sleep at home except for eating."

【Little Sa Baba】: "I only have these two hobbies."

The family who loved him called him 5,000 yuan.

"Hey, I know, you take the money first, don't say no, Dad's condition is fine, don't give us all the salary and bonus, go to a meeting alone and choose a better hotel, my Ying Ying is so beautiful,And so kind, I need to quickly find another owner for Xiao Sa."

After chatting with his mother, he continued to eat.

Lonely and afraid of the cold, he leaned against the bed. Viral colds would bring both psychological and physical vulnerability. Xie Han, who had a stuffy nose, thought of his mother's handicraft again.

"I want to go home and eat shredded pork with Beijing sauce, big balls, stir-fried vegetables...and steamed buns."

When he went out to record variety shows, he definitely couldn't leave, and he had to hide it from his family. Many years ago, he was still a family lover. When he went out to compete, he would have his parents to accompany him all the way.Lesson, that boys must be independent.

Then his mother will definitely pinch his nose and say, our Hanying has been good at things since he was a child.Smile sweetly, let's see what to do when you grow up and no one pampers you.

Yes ah, in the end how to do it.

He doesn't even have the courage to fall in love now.

And the situation is much different from 10 years ago. He is not ready to accept others at all. Not saying hello is a gamble with Lin Yang, not because he really wants to fall in love.

"Why can't I be the only one who can't participate in the romance drama?" Samoyed, who ran away from home, couldn't figure out the logic. "It seems that I am different from others."

He was depressed for two days and started sneezing one after another.

"Eating a full meal is useless. I seem to have a fever." The dizzy Xie Han felt that his muscles were so painful that he was dying. "Did I get infected by someone from that day? What should I do for tomorrow's filming?"

As the swaying figure stood up, he wanted to find props such as a medicine box, but he happened to walk into the shooting range of the hidden cameras in the whole house.

drop.

Quite suddenly, a mute automatic voice-activated light turned on for the male fourth. Xie Han, who was good at covering his eyes, saw a 1.8-meter wire bed lifted up towards his face out of thin air, which collided with many science fiction movies.In the scene, there is a mechanical life hidden under the bed reflecting the metallic luster, and a pair of electronic eyes are watching him.

"Welcome, 'Samoyed who ran away from home'," said the third-generation AI sponsored by Lou Xi, "Please put on your mask, I will debug your exclusive voice and face recognition code, and you can open it after bindingmy function."

Xie Han turned his head to look at the thin paper mask on the bed. He even gave the tablet computer as a gift from a friend. Using this kind of game VR device produced by the other side of the ocean will definitely make him curious.

"Are you an AI?"

"Yeah, my name is Big Sister Silly," Big Sister Silly has a personality that is very easy on the boss, "Don't worry about which green onion I am, Coconut, come and work with me, your future guy is still waiting for you on the showWoolen cloth."

Xie Han: "..."

Who gave you the name, it's not earthy, and what's the matter with your accent.

Those who want to find medicine can only raise their hands and experience the refreshing feeling of being a Chinese iron man for the first time. Xie Han is pleasantly surprised that this very light 'paper mask' will soften when it is close to the person's head.The special material on the market was deformed and pasted on his face and ears. Xie Han touched his head, and he actually grew a pair of soft and white puppy ears, and a wet puppy nose, which was pressed against the virtual eye sockets of the puppy.The blue game screen continued:

"Puppy, please select your language:"

"1. Dog language."

"2. Human language."

Since it is a romance show, it must be full of people. Xie Han suspects that this silly elder sister who is out of the brain asks him if he wants to speak dog language is deliberately funny, why would anyone choose dog language?

"Human language."

"Okay, puppy, the thesaurus has been generated, please choose your voice:"

"1. Zhengtaiyin."

"2. Uncle's voice."

"3. Simple and honest sweet potato cavity."

The humanoid Samoyed inhaled the pink nose of a severe cold, and the person who has no sense of humor was puzzled: "The last choice is...?"

Silly elder sister: "I'm sorry, puppy, this is the dubbing of my big boss. He wants to know if anyone would like to learn Chinese with him?"

"I don't want to, the puppy can speak Chinese," the cold-blooded Samoyed directly skipped this option: "I choose Uncle's voice."

The foreign girl AI from Washington relies on bone conduction to adjust the false sound.

"Well, your choice is very wise. Brother Tony's dream is shattered again. Then in order to start your love adventure, please put away the mobile phone you brought as soon as possible. This is to protect your privacy in many realities. IfTo socialize with the male protagonists in the show, please use the new mobile phone prepared for you by the show crew."

The assistant did not give this thing, the important props are probably placed in the army/fire/cabinet, Xie Han put down the fast food after eating, there is a supply bag under the bed, and the rich sponsor sent a brand new 14p, which contains WeChat,Weibo, Taobao, Xiaotiangua and other social apps are all empty accounts without avatars and friends.

In addition, each male protagonist recruited by the program group should also receive a pair of labor protection gloves, a pair of rubber shoes for going to the farmland, a shovel and a basket of wild vegetables, which seems to be really going to work in the field.

On the way here, Xie Han thought about Lin Yang's skeptical words, but the director explained the wild vegetables to him several times on WeChat:

"Xie Han, digging wild vegetables is the task given to me by the higher-ups. Our main station is different from other local TV stations. The leaders don't like it, so it can't be broadcast. On the first day, we will live in the countryside. Don't worry, don't worry.There will be a group room, because the leaders said that a large group of young men live together as soon as they meet, it is too vulgar, too capitalist, and it is really not elegant to put it on our station," Jiang Chenggong said in voice, "You believe meWell, we only have a little rough in the first half, what I want to do is a romantic drama with heat, and you guys on the show will completely put aside all the externals, and only talk about a love that triggers the soul."

Xie Han understands that what Jiang Chenggong said is correct. As a positive gay drama in the 21st century, it is an anti-routine for Aiyin to lock a group of people into the same type of container house on the construction site.

Love factor looks rustic, but in fact it is low-key luxury, a combination of earth and foreign, he decided to read the rules of love given by Little Ding, and the opened script reads:

"Hello, male protagonists, in the first phase, you will have a mobile container house that can be airlifted at any time and disassembled and assembled on site. A single house is 60 square meters, and you will also take this house to every shooting location.If the one-term date is successful, you and the other male protagonist’s container will be temporarily packed together, and you can watch the stars and the moon with him in a small love nest, and talk about your ideals in life.”

"In the beginning, you can use your mobile phone to flirt with anyone every night. We will not disclose it to the audience. You can even raise different fish on each app. It doesn't matter if you raise eight."

"But please note that if the chat history is deleted, programmers will help restore it. In a certain future issue, we will publish all the past mobile phone records of everyone to the national audience.

"Also, a reminder that of all the people, there are four who have never been in a relationship, call them X."

"There are also five emotional people, they are called Y."

"We won't tell you who is the 'Sea King' and who is the 'King of Widows', but please use your own skills and there will be surprises if you guess right."

Xie Han found Huadian: "I'm just a quarter of a widow? Who are the other three? Why don't they ever fall in love?"

...

It's useless to guess before shooting.

After the cute American girl entertained Xie Han, the power was turned off first. Director Jiang didn't reveal how the show will be played after the show. He only said that you will welcome the hot comments of the contemporary Internet with other people. It may become popular to Mars, or it mayStinky like a durian.

The black-eyed Samoyed, who couldn't find any medicine, was using a game sponsored by a merchant to relieve his cold. By chance, his friend came and said, "Cub, where are you? You asked me to check the license plate of that group. There is more to come."

Someone's burning red face raised the Avenger's coldness: "Is it a drug dealer?"

Liu Ning: "Where are you going? It's from an entertainment company."

He often watches variety shows, but he is not completely enlightened. He suddenly realized that Fang Jing's reaction turned out to be hidden. Liu Ning said, "I guess that man is talking about condom and hair/sa? This man must be eating two ducks., for fear that you will scan/porn him.”

The story of that night was too complicated, and the brains of people with colds were knotted: "No, he doesn't know who I am, so don't beat him to death with a stick, I smashed his foot, and the medical bills are not paid."

"Hey, why are you still stuttering and trembling? Don't feel guilty, Hanying," Liu Ning comforted him, "It's his fault. Buying and selling are punishable by punishment. You are too naive, don't think too well of others.Let me tell you, their car is indeed abnormal. The real owner of the car is using a foreign driver's license. What is the name of the chicken feather Daniel?The foreign ones turned out to be all scumbags from our country, seven named Daniel, two named David, and one named Stephen, the man who can be named Daniel must be a stinky pervert, I am squatting on this car owner..."

As the owner of the car, Chi Cheng just went to Sanya, and it is not certain when he will fly back.

Captain Liu said, "Don't worry, leave it to me. If you catch someone, I'll ask you to admit him. By the way, you said don't beat him to death. I know there is an English name, Tony! Tony is the one in everyone's mind."Teacher, it must not be comparable to Shit Daniel!"

The Samoyed with mosquito-repellent incense eyes fainted.

Without taking off the mask, he fell asleep.

Because of Liu Dui’s nonsense, he also filled little Sa Baba’s dreaming mind with the word Tony. He had a dream. In the dream, someone was knocking on the door. He went to open the door.durian.

"Uncle Benshan" said: "Hello, it seems that you have already used the silly elder sister. I am here to send you warmth on behalf of the village." Lou Xi played with props and costumes into the play.

Xie Han thought that he had a fever to the point where his brain was revolving around. This pathological symptom is also seen in the little match girl. Generally speaking, hallucinations are not able to speak to people. He tested Lou Xi, "Master, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala."

Spring Festival Gala?

The village chief didn't speak, and the 'Samoyed' asked, "What's your English name?"

"Oh," the handsome Mr. Lou smiled, he understood that this was a polite remark, "My name is Tony, and I started it from my younger brother."Shaken, he fell between Lou Xi's shoulder and elbow.

"Well, you are a good person. You finally came to me. Maybe I can tell you the code name of the operation." The soft puppy found the organization.

"Code name?" In the eyes of someone from Lou who is not good at Chinese, the humanoid Samoyed's tone after changing his voice is so soft that it looks like a piece of rice cake thrown into a small pot and boiled. He asked what to do, and...

"Coconut, you are so hot, do you have a fever?" Lou Xi raised the shoulders of no one before, touched his neck and said to himself, "Actually, I brought medicine for everyone, do you want to......"

Someone was already confused, he told Village Chief Tony to confirm the code name of the operation, and said in a low voice, "You are right about the code name I gave Lin Yang, you are husband, action is worse than heartbeat, we can start "heartbeat". "

ah?

Lou Xi was very surprised, and then laughed.

The fourth male who came on the first day was really sick?How do you call a stranger this?Lou Xi flicked the mask-protected forehead to the confused guy: "Okay, you have met a good person, let's go, I will take you to my room and get an injection, and you will be fine tomorrow morning."

The author has something to say:

Do you understand why Lou Xi's brother called him Tony?Tony Stark hahaha~