Chapter 13 (13) The strongest catfish

second dog?

The three older brothers in human form were taken aback.

It is said that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, but a male-female lover can find two live dogs to be the male protagonists. Jiang Dao, a scheming bald man, is really desperate to become popular.

The human-shaped Hiromi didn’t see the human-shaped Samoyed, so anxiously he barked in dog language: “Help me! I heard that there is a Samoyed selling snacks nearby, right! You can get his contact information for how many packs of spicy sticks you buy!I suspect that I am related to him by blood!"

Brother Fei and Teacher Song made way.

The dog stage was handed over to the Samoyed and his cubs.

Lou Xi entered the play to the point that she looked like a palace nurse who had trained for eight and a half years, "Brother, look, who is he?"

The king of this show - the fox-faced big white dog with no expression on his face, he nodded his wet black nose, and said in a majestic and fatherly AI uncle voice, "Son, come to Huang Ama."

The direct descendant of King Terrier—the fox-faced little white dog is crying!

It's really his daddy!

Besides Samoyed, Bomei's biological papa can have a third dog!

The male eight wailed and picked up the billowing smoke behind him.

("Father—my long-lost father—I can count on finding someone who can talk shit on this romance—")

Nan Ba, who fell into Nan Si's arms, called out other Wang Xing people in the village.

Witnessed by the three harem beauties, this show should be called "Brother Huanzhu". After recognizing each other, the dog father and dog son who have been posting endlessly raised the favorability of both parties to 8.

The name of the five-member team changed again.

It is called "Men Si's Qianqing Palace".

Brother Tony was crowned as the queen of the main palace, Brother Jifei was the concubine, Teacher Song was the concubine, and Sun Qiumei, who finally came to admit his relatives with blood, was the elder brother. He was still an eighteen-year-old with a height of 188, a Scorpio, and AB blood type.Men's University.

The brothers ate snacks and helped the little dog who couldn't speak the lines come up with a script.

The Qing palace theater they conspired with is much more vulgar than the legal program.

"Your Majesty, whose brand do you want to turn to tonight?" Concubine Song, who has been favored for many years, is indeed a sick and beautiful man from Fanbang. She sits on the emperor's left side, like a standard vase, coughing up blood in three seconds.

"Brother Empress is old, I'm afraid it would be better to come to my palace and order a crazy Saturday together." The handsome and confident Concubine Ji took advantage of the situation to compete for favor.

"Concubine Ji has been childless for many years and she is quite rampant." The domineering and aggressive Tony squinted his eyes coldly, and pointed to the protagonist Xiaobomei, "I think this dog from the people may not be the blood of the emperor, maybe it is from a communityThe stray dogs pretending to be royals have not been vaccinated."

The facial paralyzed Samoyed was very angry, "Brother is my eldest son, Tony, you should be more cautious in your words and deeds, like a stepfather."

As the director of the male eight small theater called out, Group B, who used super good looks to prop up the hip-pull acting skills, completed the first group portrait task. The density of its CP's spider webs is enough to imagine the barrage army after the broadcast in the future.How will you be blind...

As for the Korean camera teachers who helped set up the equipment, they were already laughing madly.

All of them present are proficient in Chinese, and Xie Han and others made variety show jokes, such as snacks at the entrance of the elementary school, using food to buy and sell favorability, and humans who understand East Asian culture can get it.

But, Ah Xi, the guys in Group B are too hairy, especially this sneering dog emperor.

He grasped the core essence of being on a variety show so well, and also led three other amateurs to bring the first impression of the screen full of laughter and cuteness.

It can be said that all members of Group B got so many effective shots because of his influence.

Samoyed is the absolute soul of the five.

Is a catfish, the most powerful catfish in China, really going to be born in the near future?They were suddenly looking forward to it.

Not only that, the follow-up teacher of group a also said in the internal group that he was envious of group b, and they complained loudly, saying that the three-person group who had been tearing up the mountain all morning was not good at all, and they were about to fight.

"Aren't they all beautiful men? Don't they have a chemical reaction together? What are the three of you arguing about? Xiba, give me a little love for each other."

"Three people are competing for beauty, and they all want to stand in the C position. How can there be a sense of male and female cp! None of us PDs (directors) dare to offend. The explosive volcano level of the second male and the third male is really the level of the past.The little man who came here is no match at all."

"Mo? It seems that the explosion of variety shows still depends on fate. If some people don't have that fate, the stars can only make way for amateurs, but they really think that the audience is stupid. It doesn't matter if they eat your script or your character design."Can you tell whether your meme is funny or not? Our camera is set up, and everyone will just follow the catfish."

That's what happened.

Fang Jing, who has been hungry since 7 o'clock until now, just as the pds said, suffered the third pain in life after being broken by the takeaway man and letting the scumbag man be thrown alone to participate in the romance.

That is, being teammates with two Esbys who love to be late, love to steal the spotlight, and have a mental illness.

Brother Baobao, who has been fighting for the C position for half his life, used to have Manager Cui and Zhou Mei as his backers. He never expected that he would meet two foreign bastards who were even less artistic and virtuous one day.Picking up and picking up the living lunatics who can be thrown from "Love Factor Equation" to "The Eighteenth Season of Strange Flowers".

Back to the first encounter on the ridge.

At that time, Fang Jing felt that he was a well-known star, and he often walked on the red carpet. Even though the mask concealed the essence of his appearance, this walk in the countryside must be very impressive.

Before the words were finished, a male third with fashionable silver-gray hair and a half-moon mask came from Xiaopo far away.

I saw that male three!

Walk with the wind!

It's like a show!

The two long legs that flattened the ground in Milan next door were 1.8 meters long!

Fang Jing was dumbfounded: This person walked on foot, this person must be a queen supermodel of some big brand!

Indeed, the third male who was born as a top supermodel came over with a basket of food from the village. He walked to the runway where Fang Jing was like showing off a Chanel bag. Oh no, at the end of the ridge, he found the C seat and introduced himself.: "I'm the third male, from Belarus, you can call me Brother Maozi."

... Mao, Brother Mao, you will die if you say a nickname!I call you Maozi, what will I do if other Maozi get angry and attack me online!

Fang Jing was very sad, he pretended to be innocent, "Brother Big Mao, do we only have a basket, where is our shovel? And the male second, why did you come first?"

The third male will play first, is this order reasonable?

Brother Mao Zi smiled sarcastically, "Of course it makes sense."

Fang Jing felt nervous: "Why?"

Brother Mao Zi: "Because his people are in the river, you can see for yourself, the lunatic who asked the program crew to freeze a river for him is coming soon."

Fang Jing: "..."

At that time, there was really a small frozen river opposite the village.

Just like the opening of a Winter Olympics, the male second with a shovel in his hand was wearing skates and skating from the opposite bank, and on the way he performed a scary three-and-a-half-week spin in the air.

Maybe he thought his legs were beautiful, but this Korean who had naturalized in China spent half an hour playing on the artificially frozen ice before he was willing to come up. The two teammates who were frozen into ice sculptures were very indifferent.

Figure skating geniuses don't care, he joined Group A applauding and farting at them with an ice crystal mask, "Two ordinary men, I'm the second male, I'm called Bang Zi, but don't call me Bang Zi behind my back, this is mePersonal sense of humor, by the way, I'm 187, what about you two?"

Brother Mao Zi was very calm, "I'm 189."

Brother Bang waved his hand: "It's still a job, men under 180 are disabled, Xiba."

179's Fang Jing could no longer hold the shovel.

put!Let me go home!

What a super rich and absolutely popular main station romance!

If I beat myself to death, I won't record with these two Asbys!

And Chi Cheng, your super invincible smelly pen!Where did you die!

...

In this way, Lou Xi's theory of adding and subtracting points for the lens was verified.

Group A has no stalks, it's all disgust, awkward chats and awkward moments, and naturally there are not many scenes.

The follow-up filming arranged by director Jiang has already become a single person's preference since the first separate recording. The one pick of the program group seems to be very unified at present. It is all the white Samoyed surrounded by groups on the field. Who will stand with him?Together will be favored.

Seeing through this, "Baihu Benhu" took the time to glance at the cameras, and threw a wink at Lou Xi, who assisted him the most, ("Thank you, help me steal the spotlight this morning.")

("What's the point of being modest, it's your majesty who is super strong, and you are the first to be popular and lead the four of us to be popular later.")

Mr. Lou, with the corner of his mouth hooked, gave Xie Han a tacit and perfect thumbs up. He knew that this coconut's IQ and reaction were enough to run amok with love factor, and received the announcement fee from the main station.

A powerful puppy with both beauty and intelligence.

It also seems more attractive.

But in the face of the three male protagonists who have a crush on him, is there any candidate for the male fourth who feels excited?

The answer is not easy to say.

Lou Xi of Yunyang Coconut quietly poked Coconut's profile picture with their single pick WeChat account.

"Your Tony patted the coconut"

They are still chatting privately on WeChat in public.

【Runaway Samoyed】: "Why did you hit me again? To increase your favorability?"

[Tony playing soy sauce]: "This is called love's pat, stupid, how about I ask you to check the brand alone? The recorder will send out the program list soon, and you and I will go to my cabin later."

[Runaway Samoyed]: "Why do you want to go to your hut?"

[Tony in soy sauce]: "Dress up for you, change into a more beautiful one, and strive to be the most beautiful dog on the show. Well, do you like windbreakers, sweaters, and sportswear? Do you have any favorite items?Do you usually wear watches, rings and earrings?"

【Runaway Samoyed】: "You really are Teacher Tony."

[Tony playing soy sauce]: "Go, peel it again, beat it."

Lou, who was laughing happily, embarked on a road of being a peerless good husband who manages Miracle Yeye's beautiful looks in all variety shows...

After a while, someone from the program group came, fearing that Group A would collapse for a whole period if it continued to "beautiful" and would drag down Group B, which is very good at playing. The npc teacher held the sign that the dog emperor turned over tonight, no, it's the nextA playlist is here.

"Congratulations to the five of you. The three of you in Group A haven't successfully formed a team yet. You have won a hidden reward ahead of them. Teacher Little Ding will announce the contents of the mysterious gift soon."

"In addition, the first Aiyin Wild Vegetable Digging Competition, which will determine the day's meals and tomorrow morning's transportation, will start soon. Everyone, go to the hut to change clothes, get tools, get ready, and go up the mountain quickly."

"Aiyin's slogan is, eat whatever you eat and leave nothing behind, and love—and cherish."

The author has something to say:

Everyone assemble!

Brother Mao is not a villain, but a comedian hahaha

Coconut is going to change into a beautiful shape. From here, Tony also plunged into lovestruck and never came out of the dead sea where he likes to be a husband (far eye)