Chapter 5 (5) Lou Xi

over, over...

Let unrelated passers-by hear the improper transactions of male stars in bed/as a duck!If it is recognized as a celebrity, the cooked fat duck in "The Love Factor Equation" will definitely fly!

Fortunately, the big star and Xie Han were wearing hats and masks, so there might be room to hide the identity of the young master on WeChat...

Xie Han could only see that the background of this group of people was a bit evil.

The person who bumped into him didn't like to stare at the road, and he didn't apologize, and the fellow travelers sneakily stared at the toilet exit and the monitoring, with the expression of thieves.

"I don't know them, what are they afraid of me? Are they selling/K/fans? Didn't the surrounding people come to report/report?"

Xie Han became suspicious.

He couldn't help observing this strange young man in full armor.

Fang Jing saw a male hand reaching out from the noisy secular lights, and it happened that there was a pot of pink orchids in the main hall at the door.His fingers are like white pistils in a flower, standing alone in the beautiful and noble flower gallery, really like suet jade...

Fang Jing also discovered that ordinary people are at least a head taller than the self who wears underwear today.

Xie Han said: "You stand up first, what happened to the mobile phone and people? If the two of us cause a lot of damage, we should call the police on the spot first."

The dispute was contained by Xie Han.

The voice of an ordinary person spread to this quadrangle restaurant worth hundreds of millions. This unique tone of empty valley echo is like an antique harp in some Yangzhou gardens in Qianlong. Xie Han calmed everyone down...

But his ability to speak well is entirely to find out the bottom line of this group of people.

If Fang Jing is a lawbreaker, he really knows the people in the jurisdiction, and now he can get rid of here with a thunderous iron fist of justice with just a phone call: "'Husband' might be the code name of the previous family., and only Liu Ning and the others."

Xie Han fumbled in his pocket, he found out WeChat, the white Samoyed profile picture who was just praised by his wife as cute had only added three groups.

The names of the three groups are also amazing.

"Please call us Shuke and Beta who fly the plane thank you"

"The command of the three armies just wants to take the heads of the ugly Chinese people"

"Grandpa's ride isn't called the Titanic"

The black-tech mobile phone was firmly held in the palm of his hand, and he wanted to ask his friend Liu Ning about the criminal records of these faces.

How could Fang Jing, who was waiting for the production team in Hengdian every day, know these things, he still hated Xie Han for blocking the gate, and let this expensive star face be reduced to this field...

Can... call the police?

No……

He doesn't want to be on the hot search!

"You are not allowed to call the police!"

Fang Jing waved back.

"Sister, come and deal with him, I don't want to talk to him..." He hinted with his eyes, "Hurry up and take me to the car and finish it for me! Otherwise, I'm going to jump off the building tonight!"

Cui Bingqing overcame the pressure and said with a cold face: "Sir, wait a minute, we are an Internet self-media company, and the content on the mobile phone is the script of Douyin's annual dubbing event! PleaseDon't misunderstand and spread rumors, if you want medical expenses, I can discuss it with you."

"You don't need to give me money, I'm not hurt," Xie Han is not a three-year-old kid, he didn't believe lies: "You give me a TikTok account, or, let's go for a urine test, I think his legs are weak without drinking.That's kind of wrong."

Cui Bingqing was stunned: "Urine, urine test?" He met the legendary Chaoyang District crowd!

Fang Jing, who danced high: "You must be sick! I didn't take/drugs! You think you are a/drug/policeman! What more do you want if you don't want money!"

Cui Bingqing and Fang Jing thought Xie Han was incredible.

Xie Han thought they were strange.

"I'm not a policeman, I'm an ordinary person just like you," Xie Han kept carrying a disposable lunch box, his statement was really unconvincing, Fang Jing despised him: "This errand boy, who is hungry, has quite a strong self-esteem, you don’t want to say that you are a doctoral student at Mizuki University? You come here to experience life after class every day?”

Xie Han didn't know what insulting 'Brother Are You Hungry' meant.

In fact, what he wears out for dinner at night is the sweater that Lin Yang threw on the sofa. His nephew's battle suit is obviously the hottest color of this year, Klein blue. Although it is worth 50 on Taobao, this person'sThe yin and yang attitude is too Peanuts group.

Xie Han decided to think more about the safety of the masses. He looked at Fang Jing who was so angry that his face was flushed, and he wanted to determine a major matter that was so serious that criminals would be sentenced to several years in prison.

Xie Han: "It's okay to skip the urine test, please ask your husband to reply to a WeChat message now, you already have a fever, let him take you away, and get water as soon as possible."

Fang Jing was flustered in the wind: "..."

"Ah! Baby! It's alright, alright! Let's ignore him, this man is a dirt dog... Let's go back and complain to the young master..."

Artists often encounter lunatics, and Cui Bingqing, who was really speechless, couldn't find an outlet. She was really troubled, and she pointed at Xie Han and scolded: "I said you are a food delivery person, do you know that this land is different from theWhose surname, you bumped into someone you can’t afford to offend! Understand! That’s right! How could it be such a coincidence to go out for a meal! The environment here is so high-end, and takeaways are not open, right? You’re going to jail!"

Fang Jing followed suit, and he was so aggrieved that he yelled, "Sister, and you, quickly grab the bag on his back! See if there is a voice recorder and a sneak shot!"

The bodyguard brothers really feel that it is too embarrassing for their stars to be outside like this. They dare not make troubles in key jurisdictions, let alone bully a passerby who has not learned fighting skills.

The bodyguards who feinted a few shots decided to roll back.

The big brothers were trembling like the heirs of the five-whip lightning. Everyone didn't make a move, but just winked: "Go, delivery man, the most important thing is to keep your job! Don't fight the capitalists!"

But Xie Han knew that the living sandbags that several bodyguard brothers gave him for basic self-defense were not qualified, and he could remove the wrist bones of at least three people in ten seconds.

On the contrary, Fang Jing and Cui Bingqing acted as power forwards recklessly, they outflanked Xie Han's front and back.Cui Bingqing took advantage of Xie Han's reluctance to touch him, and snatched the bag, the first inner pocket really contained a recording pen.Xie Han had already given the original one to Dong Lang, and he stuffed the new one in after he got it from the courier cabinet.

Cui Bingqing: "You really don't want Face's illegitimate meal! Let me tell you, you're screwed! Today I have to smash your broken mobile phone made in China!"

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Over there on the second floor.

After Lou Xi took advantage of the fact that all the big star teams had left, he finally got up and went to talk to Jiang Chenggong about the process of the show.

It stands to reason that no one in the entertainment industry can recognize Lou Xi's face, but he is too arrogant, smiling all day long, but he doesn't like to socialize.

The low-key man is reading the notebook in his hand.

"The headquarter's first same-sex love variety show over the years...It is bound to be different from other shows that focus on the appearance of the guests and the atmosphere of idols. It is rumored that the 4 X guests and 5 Y guests selected this time will first cover their faces, so thatThe unknown chromosome pairing process is used as a metaphor for the ambiguous relationship between men and men."

"In the first issue, everyone will put a paper mask on their faces. From each other's perspective, everyone will also use VR glasses to complete the first outdoor date. After the excitement sparks, they will gradually reveal each other's appearance and occupation."

"This is—"Guess Who is X and Y."

Lou Xirao agreed to participate in this variety show, and he wanted to complain on the spot: "It's really hard for people with bad looks these days, it's so troublesome to fall in love, and an ordinary man like me can only be a substitute."

But the humble Lou Xi is not common at all.

Compared with most boys who love clubbing, he has a body that often runs the gym, and he has a masculine face with oriental beauty. He has slender and half-raised eyebrows, thick eyelashes and cool thin lips.At first glance, he looks like a prince in the portrait of the ancient Zanying family. If you want to say that he does not meet the setting of a rich man, it is probably because he is wearing Adidas today and riding a green car.Free bicycles, and had a crazy Thursday meal outside at noon.

Lou Xi: "Hey, ugly countryman, today is Thursday, call 'My brother is so handsome' to treat you to plain chicken."

On the other side of the ocean, his brother said speechlessly: "Can you stop bothering me every Thursday! If you are so low, you will go back to China to find the 'mermaid' who rescued you from the sea back then! Change your sweet potato accent first."Brother Tony, Director Zhang of the barber shop is more foreign than you!"

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The "Director Lou" who was rejected was very sad. He started learning Chinese 8 years ago.

Before that, his mother tongue was English.

He wants to learn Chinese, change his nationality, and his coming to China is all related to an adventure in a tsunami disaster in a foreign country.

However, the Chinese he currently speaks is really not that bad. In addition, he graduated from Columbia University with a master's degree in science. It is appropriate for this sweet potato accent from Washington to participate in the Chinese Bridge.

"Ugly Chinese people are so fierce, forget it, the director has to pack up and pursue love." Lou Xi shook his head and sighed, he dragged the earphone cable into the open-necked sweater, and stepped into the private room he had just paid for with a cheetah-like vigorous figure.

"Director Jiang, how is the process of "The Love Factor Equation" and the shooting day? Have you assigned Fang Jing as the variety artist?"

Mr. Lou sat down slowly as a collaborator.

He saw nine official photos of the variety show with P's faces on the table. In addition to Fang Jing just now, there are also his own. However, Lou Xi is not the official guest of the first episode.Soy sauce script.

"Speaking of which, thank you for your help in providing the costumes, the helicopter and the first trial shooting location," Jiang Chenggong said gratefully. He remembered that there was still a lack of a male lead, and asked, holding the young sponsor's arm: "Lou Xi, my lord, I know you have your original intention in investing in this love variety show, but we can’t wait for the next year? The year-end friend I mentioned, he is probably back, I want to take advantage of the Spring FestivalLook around again..."

Lou Xi: "Hey, you are anxious, and I am also anxious. I also have such an unforgettable 'male god'..."

Jiang Chenggong: "I understand, I understand. You have said it many times. You want to find the soldier who rescued you 8 years ago, right? As long as you are on the romance show, do you think he will recognize you?"

Lou Xi answered bluntly: "Yes, I still want to tease him, seduce him, let him dig wild vegetables with me in the mountains, and make him fall in love with my simple and honest sweet potato accent."

Jiang Chenggong: How did you learn Chinese in these 8 years!Why can't I understand a word!

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tony is really handsome, please don’t laugh at this boy who loves to learn Chinese (.)

After writing, it feels like a husky and a Samoyed are messing with everyone!