Chapter 31 (31) Happy People

Zhou Mei would not allow him to die.

Knowing that the Peanut team came to intercept, the main station was telling the agency that no matter how the netizens criticize, the stubborn and aloof old variety show director Jiang will bear the pressure.

Little Ding: "Producer Zhou, Director Jiang hid and cried for a while, but he said he could still bear it, and asked me to greet you. In 3 minutes, the solo talent show videos of the eight male protagonists will be launched simultaneously."

Zhou Mei wondered, why did she suddenly think of introducing everyone's talents?Didn't the MV for the theme song of "Zhuo Hai" have an explosive start?

Little Ding: "Of course it's for the convenience of business. Don't worry, the male lead's self-introduction, and later the teacher made very expensive special effects, all according to your company's requirements."

Zhou Mei: "My request? Oh, I said earlier that Fang Jing's legs are on crutches and he can't dance, so I asked you to make a fake one for him in the later stage... But can a short film really produce an effect close to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?"

Little Ding: "Well, it's super Spring Festival Gala, and it can bring back the memories of a generation. Fang Jing, join the pace of the male protagonists' business."

When he was asked to open for business, Fang Jing yelled: "I won't go, let them be scolded! There are so many black people making trouble, if I'm the first to post my introduction! Isn't it because I'm rushing to be black?"

Manager Cui: "Baby, if you don't post it, the heat you earned from being scolded will be shared among a few of them..."

Little Ding also said to Zhou Mei: "The comment area under the official blog is a bit messy, and the curiosity of passers-by will also be aroused. The effect is better than buying hot searches. We hope that the male one will stand up and learn to be CP as well.Director Jiang of the male protagonist."

Fang Jing was so angry that his neck was thick.

"It's easy for him to say! It's not him who was rubbed! How can there be any heat now! It's all black!"

"I am a first-line! Do you need to care about this little traffic?"

"I want Dumei! If I get involved with this obsessive person, I will definitely become unlucky!"

But then he was reminded of Lou Xi's appearance price and variety show contract that Lou Xi had offered to the male lead, and Zhou Mei scolded the artist: "Cry! You still have the nerve to cry? Isn't it just being blackmailed, turning over old accounts, and making up some gossip? Take 1600WWhy don’t you cry when the first notice is paid? Do you really want to pay back to the sponsor after five installments are not enough? People have already said it! The notary he found in the two countries has brought a lawsuit against the Simpson family! He also has the largestThe Hongsuo Dalaw Firm!"

Fang Jing is not legally illiterate.

A big star who blows his nose knows how to take up legal weapons to say goodbye to others better than anyone else.

He who lost his temper did have a pre-tax salary of 1600W×5, and the other 2345678 did not make as much money as a bastard like him, but the price was also high, and one compensation was the most.

If he knew that the development would be like this, when Lou Xi bought out him for five seasons, he wouldn't be so cocky that he thought he had overseas fans.

Forget it... Let's just go through business for a while, disconnect from the Internet for a day after posting, and don't even buy the trolls who speculate on CP.

Don't participate in hot searches related to love factors. Let amateur men without fan groups accept the poisonous tongue of netizens is the best way to be beautiful.

...

Sheng Hua closed the door and issued a death order.

Zhou Mei was not in a hurry, "Let them take the endorsement, heh, it will be lost immediately, and I will pick it up later, just wait."

Cui Bingqing is in charge of the number managed by the previous generation.

Afraid of being affected, no one checked the single film sent by the main station, and immediately threw it out as soon as they logged in, without even adding a picture or a copy.

On the sixth floor of the main station, a staff member behind the official Weibo is also busy.

This is Guan Bojun No. 1 elected by everyone. He originally wrote the script in the group, and he was able to take on this important task because he lost the script.

@爱异式式式 replied to a netizen: "I'm scared, please don't scold [tears]."

The netizen: "Mi your dad, let Jiang Chenggong come out and apologize."

@爱股份式式 continued to reply to netizens: "Wait another five minutes, the apology video is being uploaded."

Is there really an apology part?

Hey, some members of the Peanut team feel how deep the water of capital is, do they want to take the opportunity to use an apology to clear up the white, let us really enjoy this romance?Don't think about it!Then another round of blasting began.

As a gun-bearer on the front line, after watching the official Weibo, feel that this wave of self-hacking has really boosted the first promotion of the program group.

Judging from the 5,000 one-sided memes at the bottom of the first Weibo, the first CP out of the circle of "Love Factor Equation" is WC. Netizens are celebrating the New Year ahead of schedule:

...

【"The army with the toilet occupies the seats, and the front row sells toilet paper, Kaiserlu and toilet squeegee. I wish the toilet treasurers can have a smooth X with pay."】

【"When will "The Toilet Sister-in-law's Formula" start broadcasting? Depending on the situation, the broadcast is at eight o'clock? The webcast is estimated to be launched in the early morning. Why don't you drop a few trailers to give us a review?"]

【"Can't wait to open the blind box, let the side family army see which one is the Maoshan King in our toilet."】

...

Looking at it this way, the taste is quite strong.

A lot of endorsements haven't been announced yet, and with this, the show is so dark that it stinks, it's more terrifying than stinky tofu eggs.

All the staff members in the room were playing with their mobile phones, #爱factor表达# was approaching 40 in the trending search step by step, and Director Jiang at the conference table was answering the messages sent by the sponsors from the group.

It was the opposite of what Zhou Mei wanted to pursue. The sponsor spontaneously formed a large group called "Spiritual Parents Standing Behind the Coconuts"

[54 Kiss Dad]: "[Samoyed Kowtow Picture] I would like to apologize to all the parents of coconuts. This toilet disaster was caused by the program team. Coconuts are delicious."

The fathers didn’t mention termination at all. KFC’s father just sent a 3.5 billion Samoyed chicken advertisement to his family in the morning. Everyone was tolerant after sucking the puppies.

[74-Tea Yanyue Se Dad] "Hey, I didn't hit it originally, so the coconut can dance? How about a partner with the male seven of my commercial song?"

[64-Godivan's Dad]: "Black and red are not enough evidence, I firmly believe that as long as the 64CP of Samoyed and Ji Jige comes out, Aiyin will be able to turn the tide!"

[84-Weilong's mother]: "I'm eating melons under our official blog, and I'm quite happy [funny], @54亲父, can you send me some CP pictures of 84 last night? They go to the main stationSweeping the building does not send any inside information."

[44 Dumei-Guerlain's Dad]: "Let's go to the toilet. I know the senior management of Procter & Gamble. Would you like to help you get an endorsement? And my family can make an official announcement to Xiao Sa first, and use our own official Weibo platform."

Jiang Chenggong: The family members are so kind!This must start business quickly!

"Director Jiang! Here we come." Aiyin's official Bojun No. 1 was excited.

Director Jiang, who had been scolded all morning, jumped up, "Guan Bo Jun No. 1, did the company of the male No. 1 send it?"

Knowing that it was done, Little Ding stared brightly, "Very well, the beauties also said that they are ready, everyone is working and studying, and will not be particularly active in reposting before get off work, but the first two new trailers can represent everyone's strength, and now it is Director Jiang'sThe moment when the sacrifice pays off."

The official Weibo account is mysterious: "Indeed, the old misunderstanding between netizens and the program group needs a psychological buffer. The current account fans have accumulated to 6W, and it is the first step to kowtow to apologize."

Jiang Dao: "By the way, what did Xie Han say about the strategy of kowtowing this morning? His analysis is better."

Little Ding: "There is a misunderstanding between each other. It's the same as the relationship with the partner. Let's take the initiative to make fun of the audience. Everyone smile, and let the netizens laugh, and they are too embarrassed to reach out and hit the smiling person."

Director Jiang: "That's right, let's sand sculpt to the end and pamper the audience with the filter of a variety show artist."

Then came a group of warriors of love.

After 12 seconds, the army of netizens under the official microblog collectively boiled over, "This account finally dared to repost another whiteboard account, and the first male protagonist of the official announcement came to my door! Let's see what he looks like!"

This is a romance.

The main thing is the ambiguous love relationship between men and men. Everyone will definitely scold this group of male guests who want to be popular. After all, the production team they choose is full of following trends and clichés.See who sees.

The male lead of the white fox: "Hello everyone, everyone, I am the male lead of "The Love Factor Equation", Baby Fox, and I will bring you a talent show and a self-made PPT."

The barrage of nose picking exploded:

"Baby fox?? Open the screen and hit critically, and an older mentally retarded one came???"

"On crutches?? Handicapped?? Where did the angel with broken wings come from??"

"How did this show know that we are fun people??? How did we get discovered as an organization??"

"Are all the male protagonists in the back wearing masks? Is this still called romance? If there are no handsome guys and handsome guys who will chat with you, it's not filming. They wear masks and show other things when filming. Passers-by turn off the video and leave (bye)"

"If you don't take off the mask, you can show off the cow. "Dog head", if there is no cow, then we will show off a chicken. If there is no chicken in the talent show later, we will not watch it."

Netizens who lack virtue don’t know that there are really chickens behind them, and there are more than one type. There will be eight types of chickens that will be on sale on Thursday.

Let's turn our attention back to the male one for the time being. Everyone is really not interested in this abnormal show. Of course, there is still some yin and yang.

"The people of the whole people want to see what is the bright spot of this doomed show girl, and then give him a white flower."

After finishing speaking, Baihu pretended to start a PPT presentation. At that time, there was no equipment on site to display slides, so Director Jiang spent a lot of money to publish one.

After a string of five-cent special effects, the heart-animated scene turned over.

The faceless mysterious people in black stood behind the leading male lead—the talented late-stage teachers told the audience with pink subtitles that these two figures were the most unforgettable first love in Baihu's life.

Many netizens sent black question marks.

"Did you find out? The two backs that were made for the male one later looked familiar?"

next second.

Here comes the hilarious and wonderful answer.

【"It's careless, it's really those two famous men. Ben Leziren's small keyboard was sprayed wet by a mouthful of soy milk."】

【"Same as spraying wet keyboard, male one's ppt is really Liu Neng and Zhao Si? Who is he?"】

【"Blindly guessing that he is Xie Guangkun, I don't allow anyone to dismantle the Ivory Mountain Triangle."】

【"Brother Crutches is Xie Guangkun, so I won't scold him. I'm afraid that Nicholas Zhao Si will come and dance with me, and then pluck my hair out."】

Unknowingly, the barrage began to play tricks, and there was less scolding at the beginning. The white fox, who was curious about his identity by netizens, was telling the story: "I was hailed as the perfect school grass since I was a child. In fact, I am very ordinary, and I don't understand why everyonePraise me for being good-looking, I have never been in a relationship, one is that the family of a scholarly family is strictly controlled, and the other is that I am too well-behaved, I was brought up to be pure and pure, and I never dared to touch such taboo things as love."

"When I was 17 years old, there were two boys in my class who liked me, and they were the two in the picture."

"That was the first time I knew how embarrassing it is for a pure boy to make a single choice in love. Come to Lian Zong, will I encounter this problem again? Never, I want everyone to get along well, don't do it for meAnd fight."

"Then I will bring you a folk dance."

Everyone laughed.

"I still have to dance while leaning on crutches! Then dance, if you don't take everyone to appreciate the style of the Spring Festival Gala, the whole people will not pick it up! Otherwise, just kneel down!"

The show crew without integrity really came to perform and kneel and kowtow.

They didn't have any dilemma between netizens and Zhou Mei at all.

The following two national dances synthesized in the later stage not only have the laughter that the people of the whole people want, but also have the atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala that Shenghua Entertainment wants.

Because Fang Jing was directly made into a ghost animal.

In the dynamic Bbox of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", the roaring head of state, Chaowei blue cat, Banana Brother Gui and Teacher Ma all came to help him, and they were about to fight for the male number one.

The barrage everyone laughed into a living mental retardation: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahammo will fly everywhere. In the later period, he also gave the male No. 1 a hat and an abduction of Fan Wei.Ha ha ha ha"

The starters lost their original intentions, and went to the group to report to the group that the director's new love drama is going through roadblocks, so you can go and have fun.

The left-behind team member: "You people join the group and don't take us. Are you doing things for money?"

Starting team member: "Of course we are all toilet soldiers! Whoever really loves the factor is the dog!"

The left-behind team member: "Then why are you running back to Amway! We are black people!"

Yes.

The pioneers didn't understand, but they still said, "This show is really a bit big."

"After reading it, you will rot with it! Stink!"

"I want to continue watching, this feeling is simply..."

""Love Factor Equation" is a mentally retarded person who doesn't want to go the same way as the same kind of love variety show. Whoever sees it will know."

...

This can expand the basic disk at once.

In just half an hour, Guan Weijun gained 120,000 followers in an instant.

Fang Jing's account also gained 30,000 live fans, and even sellers of diet pills and several well-known marketing accounts appeared in the forwarding and commenting areas.

Big V number with 3,000 retweets: "I saw a love story of humans taming ghosts and animals in the early days in the group, (this article is not popular), click this video to share some daily Internet hilarious events [狗头]"

"Expand."

"? What is this? It's a gay show, can straight men watch it?"

"Damn, hahahaha everyone, take a look at this talent show. Not only straight men can watch it, but also the elderly and children at home can watch it. After watching it, everyone has recovered from a stroke!!"

The editors and directors of the love factor program group cried: "Look! This is tap water!!!!!! Look!!! Durian did it!!!"

From the perspective of streaming media data, this is definitely a successful marketing demonstration.

And it's only the first male lead, and the other seven didn't show their rottenness and smell. What do you think this is not the prelude to the popularity of variety shows?

Looking back at the 16 million salary that Lou Xi gave the man, the program crew applauded. Brother Tony is worthy of being the emperor, and he almost turned everyone into a younger brother in terms of playing tricks.

Fang Daxing's enthusiasm for the launch of the broadcast is obvious to all.

Dear man!Love factor is always indispensable!Everyone knows that you must be disconnected from the Internet, let us eat this happy KFC family bucket as a respect!

Guan Weijun: "Mi immediately add seven people's attention, so that the audience don't have to get lost!"

Director Jiang waved his hand and began to dream: "Well, let the second one go too! Try to surprise everyone eight times today! Then the first issue will go straight to the top of the Kuyun list, and the overall score will break 8!"

How big is this dream.

The male protagonists who want to be popular are talking about how much they want to let go.

Dividing things does not hinder the funny comparison of men.

In this all-male romance show, as long as they play Gong Dou, the desire to win and lose is always found at a glance, much more active than they play Laoba.

[Golden Fish Eye]: "@待早的萨莫耶, with my talent, I will definitely gain 900,000 followers, and then I will marry little Sai Ouba as my wife, and with him, I will open my sauce crab shop all over the country."

[Mao Guiren]: "@待火的萨莫耶, my talent will help me increase by 9 million. You guys can't do my skills. I put my words here. The most talented man must be me."

[Jifei]: "I'll just raise it to 90 million. I won't tell you what I want if I win (smiles) I'll wait until today if I lose my talent."

As soon as Lou Xi appeared, he immediately poured cold water on her.

"[Nose digging] 236, where do you get your confidence from? Little Ding said that this party was originally a waste film, but when it aired, Pan An Songyu would be called the second fool in the village."

The demon concubines: "Nonsense! We are usually in the state of the talent show! Everyone praises us for being handsome!"

It seems that he lacks a basic understanding of his own talent?

Lou Xi was really curious about what kind of show they were performing, and Little Ding was so choked up.

You know, self-introduction is filmed separately.

It was originally a waste film, and I didn't want to release it. It would be a way for the program team to take it out to worship the heavens.

They didn't see the feature film of each other, and the seven of them didn't know that they would leave a video of variety show phenomenon level on the Chinese Internet because of Qianxuan's operation.

Lou Xi is self-aware.

He turned himself in: "I think my talent is a bit unkind to Yuan Nanwu, but it doesn't matter if he doesn't come, just seeing it at home will make you unhappy."

Sun Jinhang: "Brother Tony, what did you do?"

Lou Xi: "His overlord's script is too greasy. Just to clarify, I won't play around with this kind of thing for no reason, it's just a small accident. But it should gain a lot of fans."

I think Tony's talent must be fun, and the group wants to discuss a team building to help increase fans. The old boy said:

"Otherwise, I have an idea. Please listen carefully. The first lesson of Aiyin's small class says that if you want to provoke a fight between good men at the same time, you have to cause jealousy. Jealousy is also the fatal way to provoke all males to fight.District. Shouldn't we compare who gets the most followers by relying on talent?"

Jindandan smiled and said, "Success! As usual, the first place will be protected by other people!"

Sun Jinhang was also excited: "Then I'll propose to elect the head of the group! After the first place is announced, everyone has to call him the boss until the second issue starts, how about it?"

According to age, the eldest is the seventh.

But people don't want to be the boss of the teasers, but sigh: "What's the point of being called the boss, please sister, you are too young."

What is the name of the first tube?

Teacher Song: "[Blush] call your husband, everyone's husband will die of embarrassment, he will be too scared to play with us."

All staff: "Niuuuuh."

You deserve it, brother Song.

The owner of a motor vehicle driver's license who will never be surpassed by the love factor, they surround the Samoyed and call her husband. This should be a historical picture with a strong sense of competition!

Teacher Song: "Come on, call the puppy."

Take advantage of the old 2 to start.

The Samoyed who didn't know the situation was returned by @.

Just after walking back from the main experimental base, Xie Gong had an egg yolk pie given by the teacher in his hand.

The master chatted with him before: "There have been a lot of changes recently, are you on a blind date?"

Xie Han: "No, hairstyles and clothes shopping are all preparations for the preparatory class when I go back to Mizuki."

The master was not fooled: "Well, what Xie Bo said is good, that is, there was a Porsche parked in my parking space yesterday, I squatted all day to see who it was, and finally I caught it, and I can recognize it by putting a takeaway bag over my headHe is my good apprentice."

The good apprentice is numb: Tony, you should also learn to apologize with Director Jiang.

The master haha: "I didn't drive here today, so I returned the car overnight? He's a nice guy, isn't he the one who brought you strawberry jam, sauce crab, and some snail noodles at noon?"

How dare you say that the takeaways were not delivered by one person.

The reputation of Samoyed in the dog world was killed.

Walk back into the heater.

Colleagues are drawing pictures.

Xie Han, who had left behind the sketches, covered his face with his palms. He was blushing under his palms, and his expression was extremely seductive. This scene was like white paper being smeared with cinnabar.

His body shape after layering a coat and a sweater was hidden with a computer. In fact, a pair of earlobes were redder than a drop of blood, and his heart was beating until his IQ collapsed.

Fortunately, it's strange that he didn't attract the attention of his colleagues. It's so cold, Xie Gong must be frozen, it's not that he has fallen in love and doesn't know what he loves.

Pick up the thermos cup and gurgle.

The previously strange heartbeat finally stopped. Xie Gong didn't know which takeaway made him feel uncomfortable. He chewed the sweet jujube in his mouth.

Xie Han and his colleagues said: "I will go to eat first at 10:30. My friends have something to do and wait for me to gather in the past. I will sit in the cafeteria and not disturb you."

"I knew it a long time ago," Zhang Gong pointed to the mobile phone in the drawer: "WeChat has been ringing for an hour, what event is it?"

Xie Gong: "The group buying group of the community group is rushing to buy, a few neighbors are not convenient to go downstairs, please ask me to be their group leader."

How did Zhang Gong know that it was not a group snap-up, but a dog grab. The Samoyed who was waiting to explode replied in the group: "Change the profile picture again? Didn't it change six times in the morning."

Lou Xi is like a headed daughter-in-law of a big mansion: "Husband is here, what are you waiting for, I don't want to have dinner with my husband at night."

The second, third, sixth, seventh, and eighth children in the courtyard followed: "Honey, do you eat first today or take a bath first?"

………………

Throw out the thermos.

The Samoyed with facial paralysis felt a 17-magnitude earthquake in his heart: The group members couldn’t buy food, did they lose their stomachs after eating at home?

Fortunately, they couldn't hide it from Director Sa.

The fourth male took out the aggressive nature of the first fan and decided to subdue this group of people.

Xie Han: "Don't separate the development, I will come to participate in this competition right away, but why not send out 2345678 together, so that netizens can have a taste of our group soul on the spot, and see how our talents will increase our fans."

In the group: "Okay! Listen to the leader!"

From this point of view, 1 tried in vain again.

Today's love factor is still missing 1.

...

"coming!"

The main station squatted down to the first group business of the male protagonists.

Little Ding was stunned: "Why are they posted together? The homepage is now full of talent show videos, and the timeline of Weibo is basically chaotic. Some are posted first, and some are posted later. Everyone will not be able to tell the difference."

No, it's actually impossible to tell the difference...

The editors and directors of the program team covered their faces: "Hey, it's okay to show together. I said I want to blackmail myself, but I still think it's a bit too advanced for fans to see some of the talents of the seven handsome guys in advance."

Here, netizens are also bombarding.

Oh, hey, a male lead just left, and 7 of them came out all at once?

Which durian would you like to comment first?

Among the seven disorderly released videos, the second male lead, Jindandan, appeared first.

The second male lead introduced in bilingual: "Hello everyone, I am the second male single, and I want to give you a unique skill."

【"Pfft haha, this insane love complex is really good at acting, right?"】

【"The male second's appearance is not bad, his accent and hairstyle can tell the taste of Korean dramas, and his long legs can't be covered by loose tracksuits, but he is quite self-aware, so let's get on with it."】

In the video, the handsome Korean guy inflates his trouser legs and sleeves with his own pump.

He has grown.

Getting bigger and bigger.

The second male became outrageous.

Dan Dan who became a Michelin tire: "I want to imitate the long-legged balloon man at the entrance of the mall for everyone. Please see how I twist it, and also compliment how long my legs look like this, thank you."

But the most serious seven-person serial car accident in the history of love drama has not stopped.

After the balloon man, the male protagonists all appeared one by one.

Netizens just want to say one thing, the appearance is not wrong, and the brain is not right.

Teacher Song: "I'm male No. 7. The talent I bring is the classic circus show, Monkey Turning Plate. I can turn five turns at the same time, and I can add one on my forehead."

Xiao Bomei hugs the soil dog in the village: "Wang Wang!!!! !!!" The subtitles were matched, everyone, I can speak dog words!This is the talent that Lao Ba brought to everyone!

Jeremy hugged a watermelon: "Here is the male number three. Today's unique skill is standing still for 4 hours with a watermelon on top of his head."

Captain Yue is very handsome: "I am very good at knocking wooden fish. This is a way of decompression that modern people don't understand. Learn about the Great Compassion Mantra and the Diamond Sutra."

The official Weibo comment area suddenly became a lot quieter.

If it weren't for the fact that there are still two videos that haven't been refreshed one step behind, the netizens would definitely want to shout, back off, back off, back off!!

【"Brothers!! BETWEEN!! There must be... normal people alive in this variety show!!"】

【"After seeing the ups and downs of life, I know that the numbers 5 and 4 are my destiny. Come on, 54, tell us bravely that you are not sick."】

5 and 4 did not let everyone down.

It was Lou Xi's turn.

Brother Tony took the male fifth script first: "My talent... How about I show you the latest home AI in the United States, silly sister, I'm Daniel, help me turn on the light."

The silly elder sister said coldly: "Who is Daniel?"

Lou Xi whispered, "Daniel is my trumpet now."

Silly elder sister: "You used a false name to steal the dog in the middle of the night again?"

Lou Xi: "........."

Silly elder sister: "Sorry, I'm not convenient today, I don't want to turn on the light for you."

Lou Xi was stunned: "How is it possible, your...didn't it be just two days ago?"

The most embarrassing privacy of girls was talked about on the show.

Complaints from female employees about the male five's Chinese Iron Man talent.

He was yelled at by his wife, and he didn't dare to answer a word.

"I'm on my period today!! What's wrong! I'm quitting! Ai can't come to my aunt a few more times! I work for you every day! I'm so annoying! Go away!!! I've turned off my phone!! WaitingResignation letter! Go play with your puppy!!"

As for the last performance of male fifth's puppy male fourth.

It can only be said that Samoyed really supported the finale of the show, and he and all the members of Aiyin can afford the evaluation of crouching dragon and phoenix chick.

Yeye: "People of the whole nation, this talent show is called smashing durians with empty hands. I have a mobile phone in my hand. I will use it to smash open durians. At the same time, I will raise half of one hand to show a set of Chinese military boxing. Please accept it.Bar."

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