Chapter 41 (41) Three Knocking Immortals
byAs soon as 5 came, the discussion on Douyin and Weibo also soared. The Chaohua ladies who eat 4 and 5 were the first to draw the scene of the two people appearing at the entrance of the scenic spot.
Lou Xi came to participate in the recording, but did not change her hair and change her clothes.
Netizens who cheered for 54 didn't care. According to the guesswork from Reuters, they helped him add a bunch of Xuanpao emperor looks, and made him the male dance partner of Daoist Gushe.
You asked what kind of dance to dance, of course it was the puppy taught by Daoist Xie himself. When he saw his own Tony, he danced with great joy.
People with discerning eyes never tell the truth.
If there is a dog's tail expressing love behind the men's four robes.
Just now it is estimated that they have to turn into the white propellers that confess to the fifth man.
With the power of the master, everyone will help forward some delicious things, and attach various speeches from CP brains, such as the Taoist priest in white trotting in the wind, like a playful meme with a small skirt, go out of the circle and go to18W.
No one in the CP party called him Daoist Xie, they all called him Princess Xie, and he played with the contemporary clay sculpture culture of men and women.
Passers-by will definitely ask how does the male fourth look like a princess?He also plays military boxing.
Fans immediately said that because of this personality, she is very princess.
Wouldn't the princess be really shy at the age of 28 when she faced a tentative kiss from the male second?
Didn't the princess make the whole program pet him and give him a super natural feeling of acceptance?
He is not only a princess elected by the audience, but also a princess recognized by all the male protagonists. Netizens now understand that Samoyed = princess, and they are not allowed to call him a dumb dog in the future.
Everyone has decided on the new personality of the fourth male variety show through popular elections.
On the other side of the set, the plot of the previous episode was lacking, and the 54 Party was not satisfied, and we had to work harder than the main character.
Everyone started to make up their minds about their first encounter, and added a bunch of fanciful fantasies to Daoist Xie and Tony. For example, the abstinent Taoist was forced out of love/desire by a cinnabar mole. He was innocent and ignorant in the inn and didn't know how to solve it. At this time, a handsome beggar passed by.Help him to detoxify his double cultivation and so on...
A small daily routine of picking up people with a 54 battery car.
Lof suddenly produced more than 2,500 54 ancient style ABOs. Tony, who is considered to be very good at driving, has to pass by the window every time to help the Taoist priest.
It is related to the perverted A Korean prince.
Yue Shizi, who engaged in forced confinement play, was also co-elected as the top three Scum Gong of the year.
The top 256 is still that dog.
But the car is the primary productive force.
How can a CP without a car be considered the most popular official CP of this year?As soon as the text is available, no, the pictures also come.
@Tony and Coconut Global Promotion Ambassador:
"picture"
"Where is the Shuangxiu Party? I drew a picture of a beautiful wife entrusted to the number one general attack. Yeye is the precious princess who Tony is holding in his palm and doesn't show it. The puppy's cinnabar mole is not shown to other men.To whom?"
On the picture is the most beautiful woman in Xianmen with a male figure. The half-time variety show live broadcast has made him a mobile furnace in the hearts of the people. The male mother who everyone is most looking forward to giving birth to.
Right now our Gushe teacher has been "poisoned" by some men again, his face is full of affection, his mask is half off, the magic weapon given by his beloved is resting in the crook of his arms, and his lips are full of broken and clear words for her husbandCry, the face with a strand of long hair hanging beside the Sanqing crown is a pure soul and snow soul, the most o...
The comment section said,
"Hey, princess, it's a real princess! She's the favorite of the whole family at home, her husband loves her when she gets married, and she's a genius dog princess with 200W fans queuing up to praise her in the first episode of Lian Zong Zong!"
"Wow, the princess's little skirt is so strong, why do you wear it in accordance with the national regulations after a long time of double cultivation with Lao Gong? (Princess, please don't use dust to criticize the old man, we really love you for being an O!"
"Hahaha Princess sees that you are going to use a battery car to create you, but please hahaha, it sounds so awkward, but it looks like a dynasty that doesn't wear pants! No wonder we asked the emperor to have no time to wear pants in every fanfiction!"
"God is too wronged! The details of the costumes of the princess and Tony are really good! I will also do a cold knowledge science popularization for everyone. According to the male five pictures currently posted on the official Weibo, the design of the crown of 5 is indeed that the emperor did not run away. The ancient crownThere is a board on the top, named Yan, and a string of round jades will be hung on the front and back sides, which is called "Ji".So I'm simply too curious what 5's occupation is, otherwise why would the authorities arrange his identity like this?"
Weibo thus launched a career guess vote for the male protagonists:
1 nobody cares.
2 and 3 are also old actors.
8 is a male college student, so there is no need to guess.
The remaining 6, 88% of people have already guessed that he works for the airline.
7's identity, some guessed the owner of the nightclub, and some guessed the old artist.
It's the turn of 5 and 4 again.
The occupations of the two of them are really hard to guess. Who are the emperor and the princess in reality?This can determine whether the parents will pass the test in the future.
The 64 Party said, "We have Yue Shizi's job, his personality, and his good looks. Coconut's parents will be satisfied after watching this episode! The man is talented and handsome, and the first couple live together. Why can't we directly discuss and get a license after the second episode?"
54 Party members began to get angry.
Tony, look at how powerful the 64 Party is!Show your horse to the neighbor and your princess!
...
After a while, the male protagonists will take their positions.
This excavator competition has become the only answer.
The whole network is anxiously waiting for this round of failure.
Three beautiful men in ancient costumes must drive an excavator and make trouble on the screen, it must be hilarious.
456 is an old actor in Shura Field in the hearts of fans. They have a good relationship in private, and they are also very popular in sand sculpting. Everyone plays along, and don't quarrel.
#Excavator technology which is strong, the love factor equation will not collapse.#
#Why is his house not collapsed#
#Because Aiyin is all members of Erha, they will demolish the house by themselves.#
People also spread word of mouth.
The number one person in China.
Toilet guide Jiang Chenggong created another art work at the hall level of variety shows—only the second phase was released, and all the staff collapsed.
Before the words were finished, Jin Mingyu, the second male lead, began to say, "It's collapsed" in the live broadcast, which sounded like "It's born, it's born" outside the delivery room.
The surrounding piles of illegal building walls were really all collapsed by the novices.
It was the first time watched the show How the House Collapsed in Lian Zong.
Everyone fainted from laughter, watching the battle with Jin Dandan and the others by the mud pit, meddling with their fallen horses, and making trouble.
For example, when Lou Xi got a chance to drop a horse: "I bumped into a sign with that bucket, it seems to be Xie? Who's surnamed Xie? Is there anyone else surnamed Xie here?"
Jin Dandan raised his hand: "I, Brother Tony, my surname is Xie!"
Lou Xi: "Fuck you, what's your name Xie?"
Jin Dandan: "My name is Xie Cangtian, Xie Dadi, thank you to the people all over the country, believe it or not."
Sun Laoba: "Yes, yes, my surname is also Xie, and my name is 'Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons have been warmed.'"
Lou Xi was very angry, he was disturbed by 28 and got off topic, so he drove them away from the excavator,
"Go and stay aside! Don't make noise, let me continue to catch! Haidilao won't take you two at night!"
Still singing after two years, "There is a Sa Qingtian in Kaifeng, whose jade face is selfless to distinguish traitors from traitors. Brother Tony is a scumbag, puppies don't play with him, la la la——"
Lou Xi: "..."
The barrage laughed and crazy: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaz and the male eighth seemed to just want the male five to know the eldest surname of Xie Dao!"
Teacher Song also joined in the cross-examination, "Tony, I see you flying around all day, what is your average salary?"
Lou Xi: "It's really touching to see Damei Song caring about people. My income depends on the situation, and it may not be certain."
Teacher Song: "Hey, you pay people's wages, right? No wonder you look like a male accountant in the group to help pay the notice fee."
Lou Xi: "..."
Teacher Song: "What do you think the Taoist priest is doing? Isn't he going to announce his real name and occupation? Which brand-name underwear is in his trousers this time? I checked after playing the truth last time. You are very coquettish.The most expensive ones are underwear, does the Taoist know that there are people who don’t need a large size for puppies.”
Lou Xi: "I was wrong! You shook me, Brother Song, I will definitely wear the most expensive clothes on the outside next time!"
Barrage: "Hahahahahaha Tony has lost his brainstem, Song Huakui wants to cry every time the one comes!"
But this is all asked by the fifth man.
Listening to Master Song's meaning, isn't it short of a showdown and the male fifth is also very good?
"Male Five really can't tell what he is doing, but suddenly realized that the talent that Male Five has shown, is he in the AI industry?"
"Wow, a young big boss in the high-tech industry? Who knows this, give me some reference?"
"... Fly to the United States? Do AI? Damn, it can't be Lou's AI, right? The fifth man is probably not the big boss of this company, he is the big boss. This is the Sichuan///Personal design, he is hereWhat are you doing? I really want to rely on romance to find a partner, but is he still married?"
"I understand brother! What do you mean? Is the fifth male really rich?"
"It's not a question of whether you have money or not... Male Wu's surname building, Samoyed and other partners, register in the morning, and dogs can also be listed on Forbes in the afternoon. The background of the male fifth is not suitable for talking too much, it is easy to get banned."
"..."
"...The melon seeds fell."
"!! Impossible!! Pull out all the novel writers! Let's not follow the kind of literature that Zhihu gets off the plane. Look at Brother Tony, he is really learning excavator technology!"
Netizens looked at the picture of the male five.
Well, it seems to be very serious.
At first glance, it was exactly what this dog lover should have looked like.
How can you look like a man who is out of the crowd!
Everyone can also see that Lou Xi's opening words are blunt. He said that the focus will be on participation, and that he and Lu are going to drive their respective excavators to fight to the death for Daochang Xie.
Lou Xi's goal is to get the real name of the male fourth.
The sixth man is always in the way.
Lou Xi's excavator couldn't get out of the pit, and said with the quality of a Chinese lover: "Come here, Lao Yue, dare to block our family's country and destiny, you are very 6, see if our family does not createYou are on your own back."
Yue Shizi: "Our family? Daoist quickly abandoned the car and fled with Xiao Wang. This man is nine thousand years old. He probably went down to cleanse himself at the age of eight. Don't be tricked into marriage by this sister."
Lou Xi didn't know the wrong word, "What purify body? Daoist priest? Didn't the general emperor's profession refer to our family in ancient times? My brother often watches palace dramas clearly."
Daoist Xie said coldly: "The official family is the emperor, our family is of the third gender, fifth father-in-law, get out of the way, and don't block me from grabbing the name of the eldest son."
Lou Xi: "...you puppy! Oh no, my puppy won't ignore me like that! Come and catch me!"
"Hahahahaha, brother Tony paid by mistake!!! Our Chinese is not good enough to be killed by Daoist Xie!!"
"Brother Tony, you just can't do it here, hahahahaha, no wonder you two spent half an hour together in the hut for the first time, and there is no post! Xie Taoist only treats you as a little sister!"
But Daoist Xie is really dedicated to saving the world, and he drove the excavator so well that everyone who was watching his live broadcast said, Master Xie, slow down, I am dizzy with the excavator.
"yue...my throat is so uncomfortable and my head is so dizzy, I think I know what a princess does..."
"The princess must be... the No. 1 astronaut of the Jiuquan Launch Center, who has been to outer space, otherwise the excavator would not feel uncomfortable when the excavator is so bumpy, yue, yue..."
"No...the princess is driving bumper cars in the amusement park...yue..."
"Lou Tuhao! Tell your wife to stop! We're going to be puked by him driving an excavator!"
Also because the male fourth always concentrates on the show operation, everyone was fortunate to watch Chi Cheng's "The Life of the Disliked Gong Tong" from the first perspective of the excavator
His bucket seemed to suffer quite a lot. It was just pushed into the mud pit by 5's shovel, then thrown out by 4's shovel, and then the old driver 6 sent it uphill with a chug.
Chi Cheng in the barrel is the same as the netizens: "yue——Xie Hanying is me yue——Hanying, I am here yeeeeeeeeeeee."
Xie Hanying: "Well, today's excavator is quite fun."
This is exactly what the saying goes, there are ten thousand reasons for dinosaurs to disappear on earth, but there is only one reason for Chi Shao to disappear on earth.
Even if he comes to participate in "Love Factor Equation", Mercury will definitely retrograde.
When the time is gone, Daoist Xie said:
"The game is over, I have caught a total of two signs, one is Yan, the other is Xi, Yue Shizi, brother beggar, is this the queen of the two of you who walks the rivers and lakes?"
5 and 6 thought, danger.
Yue Shizi: "Five father-in-law, don't admit who you are, hurry up and protect your country, the Taoist priest will follow me."
Lou Xi: "Go away, traitor, this country and puppy, I got them back after a night of flying."
Daoist Xie: "Don't quarrel. If you quarrel any more, you will cancel the results of the excavator competition. You can decide by yourself."
"The princess is so handsome hahaha! The princess's men are delicious (pointing)"
"Five and Six are crying to death!! Whoever says first will be the male supporting role, but if you don't say your real name, the princess doesn't want to play at all!"
"The spirit of always being number one, applaud. Coconut thought: how can a man have the fragrance of being a champion?"
Jeremy and Sun Laoba were very happy.
Sun Jinhang: "Master! When it's time for the spies of Group B to testify against the water, I will report Yan XX!"
Jeremy: "Gushe, the sixth man made a video call with his mother last night. My eighth son and I heard it. He said, 'Mom, don't worry, my daughter-in-law will definitely be able to bring her home.'"
Yue Shizi fainted in anger.
"It's still on TV to say, are you two undercover agents lacking morals?"
Daoist Xie said: "It seems that the mutiny outside the Xuande Gate can begin. I want to tell the heroes of the world that 5 and 6 are not the masters that the country should choose. Song Qing Song Huakui told me when he was still alive that he loves to play smallSuch a man cannot be an emperor."
Teacher Song: "I'm still alive. I didn't say it. This dog made it up by himself. You two should be honest and don't delay everyone taking off their makeup and eating hot pot."
The current situation seems to be that male sixth or male fifth is willing to give up Shanhe.
Yue Shizi decided to grab the show.
He fell to the ground with a slap.
After failing to launch a conspiracy, the little prince took out the 'poison' fan and pulled his neck.
Before the son died, he yelled to his beloved:
"Gushe! Remember my name in this life, I am your single pick male sixth——Yue Yanfeng."
as well as
Yue Shizi: "I'm 28 years old, blood type A, Virgo. I work in civil aviation. I had a few relationships when I was working, but I haven't had any in the past six months. Now I'm chasing you.He's more honest, he can't be on the hot pot table tonight, what do you think?"
Lou Xi: "I'll go, Yue Yanfeng, you are a scheming man, you are indeed a stewardess with two faces."
Yue Yanfeng laughed wildly.
Others run on Lou Xi together, who made you procrastinate until the end, patron?
We all fell off the horse one by one.
Only you and Daoist Xie are left.
Daoist Xie must win the first place before declaring the game over, why don't you hurry up?
Daoist Xie really thinks that he must be the last one.
The Xuandemen rebellion has since come to an end.
There was blood inside and outside the court.
The Taoist priest lost his best friend, his beloved apprentice, the oiran, and the two men who liked him but failed to find good fruit to eat.
In front of Jiangshan, there is only one person.
This person deliberately schemed against Xianmen.
He took advantage of the trust of the people in the world in the Taoist priest in white to replace Yue Yanfeng step by step, consolidating his personal throne.
He is who.
Is it Tony?
Or is it Tony, the big boss who can participate in the US presidential election?
Otherwise, why is he also called Lou Xi?The Porsche used by Lou Xi's Trickster No. 4 is still in his garage.
Tony, Lou.Lou, Tony.
You can't even fake your English name, can you??
Bai Yigu's lips turned red, and he spat out the dog's blood. He covered his heart and wanted to ask if he was wrong. He was very angry and desperate, and wanted to kill this new emperor who lied to him so hard.
"Let's fight to the death, Xindi, it seems that Haidilao Hot Pot can't take you."
The Taoist priest looked over.
The handsome beggar gave a 'click'.
How should he think of a logical and high-IQ script to catch the puppy's fifty-cent acting skills?
He still doesn't want to get the be script.
Who said Cintiq can't lovestruck, who said!
Lou Xi thought: Yes, I built the house!I said it was there, and I said it would collapse!
Lou Xi: "I'm Lou Xi, I... have a few words to say."
Daoist Xie: "Tell me."
Mr. Lou is the same as participating in the handshake meeting of male gods,
"First of all, the squash room and pool table are given to everyone sincerely. Secondly, male fourth, you drove the excavator very well today, and I am convinced that I lost."
Daoist Xie: "Thank you for your affirmation."
There was something in Lou Xi's words, "We're all a family, you're welcome." There was still a lot of things to say to him, but five heads drilled beside him and wanted to listen to the priest's confession.
Lou Xi can only change one script,
"Well, there is another thing... the new emperor actually doesn't want to continue this lonely life of being in a high position for a long time, Gushe, let's travel around the world together in the future. I will pass on the throne to my brother David by feigning death. From now on, I will be with youYou wander around the rivers and lakes and become a couple of gods and immortals."
Daoist Xie thought about it: "This is the finale of the script you want? Everyone has filmed so much, aren't you going to kill me? You used me the whole time, and you have no sincerity towards me."
Lou Xi immediately confessed to the puppy,
"Love doesn't know where to end. I didn't realize until this point that there's nothing wrong with it. Everyone in the underground will bless me and your choice. I asked the follow-up teachers to make up a scene. First, I shot the sudden death of the emperor, and thenAfter the funeral, after the empress and I have been buried in a grand manner, we will quietly go to the secret passage, and call the little disciples from the Xianmen sect to be flower girls for the master."
All members: "Damn!!! Pull it out and cleanse yourself!! The only thing on this mind is the emperor who is in love! We don't agree to this marriage!!"
...
The play is all over.
If the audience wants to know everything, they have to wait for the new trailer of the feature film.
In 2378, met the base in Beijing.
Finish the recording while all the staff are busy.
6 also left a piece of his business card for everyone, and Jin Dandan said after getting it: "Yue Yanfeng, your name is a martial arts man, and the sixth brother is also as good as his name. He is so handsome that he never chases people, right?Are you willing?"
Captain Yue still laughed,
"Jin Mingyu and Ouba can still praise people? Don't the names of Song Qing, Yin Shaojie, and Lou Xi sound more chivalrous? Hanying's name is really suitable for him. It is very beautiful and heroic, which makes people recognize at a glance.Thinking of him himself, his family must have placed high hopes on him since he was a child, no wonder his work is so excellent."
Sun Jinhang: "Ha, that's right, Hanying, this name is really amazing. The first time I heard it, I thought Engineer Xie was joking. Is this a real person's name?"
Jin Dandan said,
"I don't understand. Xie Gong is not a human being, but a dog transformed into a fairy. He is also a princess selected by netizens. All the members love Princess Ying Ying, so we call it the love factor equation."
Hahahaha such a coincidence, they all believed it anyway.
After exchanging names and work WeChat in private, it doesn't matter if the male protagonists make jokes about Xie Gong.
It's time for the hot pot game that the brothers are most looking forward to.
Except that Lou Xi was still making up time.
He needs a makeup shoot before he can have a round with everyone.
With his hair partly disheveled, he felt that the clothes of a handsome beggar were not manly.
Look at his abdominal muscles in the clothes are all exposed in the variety show.
After a while, Lou Xi didn't see the fourth male, and he thought of another thing, by the way, isn't Lin Yang's uncle surnamed Yao, how did Yao Han become Daoist Xie.
Lou Xi: "Isn't it Yao Han? Is it Xie Han?"
Lou Xi: "Did I think something wrong from the beginning, or did the name just seem like it?"
Teacher Song, who finished removing his makeup, came to call him,
"Lou Xi, someone is looking for you, go talk to him yourself."
Um.
In fact, many answers are already directly in front of us.
Just a short breath, ask yourself and see the result immediately.
Lou Xi passed by.
He asked before looking for someone, where are you waiting for me.
The fourth male on WeChat replied immediately.
Xie Gong is under the marriage tree.
Lou Xi saw the fourth male from a distance.
Daoist Xie took off the princess skirt.
Now he is wearing a ponytail that has not been removed, and he is wearing a familiar white seahorse hair sweater.
What makes people feel extremely cute is that the little white shoes on Lin Yang's uncle's feet are still stacked.
With his head down, his side-by-side legs were bouncing.
Lou Xi said, "Why are you still wearing a mask? The priest wants to wear Samoyed's Sockpuppet/vest again?"
Daoist Xie didn't look up and didn't speak.
He stood in front of Lou Xi.
Give this Tony the mask on his face first.
Xie Hanying blocked Lou Xi's face and line of sight, and after doing some psychological preparation, he took out the floating dust, "I will show you a fairy art of the fairy gate, you close your eyes, and read to me, your wish will come true."
Lou Xi: "Come on."
Xie Hanying: "Knock on the fairy palace."
Knock fairy palace.
Xie Hanying: "Call the Immortal."
Call the fairy.
Xie Hanying: "Xu Xianlang."
A little whale came out.
Lou Xi was restored to sight. No one knew what he was thinking after seeing this face clearly overnight.
A man named Xie Hanying was beckoning to him.
Xie Hanying: "Hello, Lou Xi, this is Xie Hanying, twenty-eight, blood type A, Aries. This is my real appearance."
Said a little stuck.
Xie Hanying wondered if she was a little shy when she suddenly said that she was in a relationship.
Then let's spend love.
Well, you can chase me too.
Is this a bit narcissistic?
Forget it, anyway, anyone can chase each other, let's work hard together to learn about love.
Xie Hanying said: "Tony, do you want to spend a robbery together in the future?"
The author has something to say:
What happened to Chi Cheng, the next chapter will explain in detail hhh
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