Chapter 28 (28) Lucky Old Eight (12.17)

Xie Han thinks that recording variety shows and real face genes are really opposite.

The male eight is not talking nonsense, Xie Han's first impression of him is bad, his eyes are bold and presumptuous, but not annoying.The nature of this kind of people is innocent, evil and chaotic, and they belong to the crazy critics of the chosen type.And 18 can be so powerful, the road to love in the future will be even more incredible, this guy is not a big brother at all, he is Sun promised to merge with the madman.

It should be renamed Sun Kuangzhang.

...

"Where are you, old man, go upstairs after playing, KFC dad is here." Little Ding uttered a voice, and the male eighth was interrupted directly, "Come here, come, I met a new friend."

Male eight o'clock not outside.

Xie Han, who came to face Ji, bypassed the red-haired boy.

He set a trap for the male eighth, "I don't want to know your name, please let me talk more if I have something to do."

Speaking of the elevator at the door was pressed six.

Sun Jinhang blinked, he was on the same road, and he was a fairy with personality, he didn't mean anything to himself.Looking at him who entered the elevator together, he has a slender waist and long legs, and he even walks with a good temperament. Could it be that he is the host of the general channel?

The elevator goes up.

The fourth male and the eighth male are next to Aiyin's variety show announcement wall, and the eighth male has his hand in the front pocket of the sweater, "Well, what is the reason why I was eliminated at the first sight of the interview?"

Xie Han who didn't look sideways: "Because I suffer from hipster phobia, I feel deeply inferior when I see a hipster like you." And you and my dog father-son relationship will scare you if you say it.

I laughed a lot, Xie Han's way of speaking was unexpectedly poignant, he decided to use the already lost Sanlitun Fishing Year's unique school - love plan B.

The red-haired stinky brother conjured a magic trick for Sa Qin's father who had just separated from him on Saturday, and he was possessed by Teacher Liu Qian and instantly grabbed a card.

He also pressed the number 8 to go to the 6th floor.

"Come on, my lucky number is 8, and you choose one of your lucky numbers too, and I'll figure out if we are worthy." He narrowed his eyes.

"If you don't play with me, I will cry, so I won't let you go~"

Xie Han looked at the clown card.

I think of my brother Liu Ning's science popularization, in my country's scumbag circle, there is a way to identify emotional PUA in a second, and that is to look at the person's WeChat profile picture.

Police Officer Liu spoke earnestly at the time:

"Cub, you haven't talked about it. Let me tell you how deep the Internet is. Anyone who uses clowns and Zhou Xingchi movie Supreme Treasure as profile pictures is definitely a level 9 scumbag. If you are a man, you can go fishing."

"Using a Japanese manga as the profile picture, but you have never watched this anime, then he is using a couple's profile picture with others, using you as a backup, this is a level 6 scumbag."

"Foreign men who smoke cigarettes are poor and pretend to be bullies. They owe a lot of debts outside and may trick you into buying CK underwear for him with a credit card. This is a level 4 scumbag."

Xie Han: "What about the one with a red lotus?"

Liu Ning: "That's you, the rare old single dog in a thousand years. You really deserve to be a smart star from our navy special forces. Your WeChat avatar is very safe. Everyone will only think you are a sixty-year-old aunt. At most, you will be with you."Just shake it and shake it, it’s fine if you don’t pay any money.”

Xie Han: "Then I'm relieved, thank you, Uncle Policeman."

Looking at it this way, every trick of this friend's love game is precisely poked in the Samoyed's love minefield.

From the perspective of the whole class, if Jindandan and Jeremy's takeout can be tied for the No.1 of Teacher Xiao Sa, Big Brother will be at the bottom of the class.

Porsche earth dog proposal and male eight are quite fresh, at least Mr. Lou's brain circuit is free to fly a little bit, he is not as legendary as our male eight.

Xie Han: "Then you are optimistic about my lucky number."

"Come on!" Sun Jinhang didn't know the situation.

Then 4 and 8 were drawn away, Xie Han held up the two cards, and touched the male eight, "Brother Bomei, you are the one who has been arrested, take your name tag, out."

Sun Jinhang at the first second:????

Sun Jinhang at the tenth second:!!!!!

Sun Jinhang at the twenty-ninth second: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

...

The elevator, which was screaming like a boy, went straight to the eighth floor, which was the boy's favorite place, like a rocket.

Little Ding of the male protagonist squatting at the door on the sixth floor: "Huh? I'm hearing hallucinations, old eight, what's wrong with you, are you the one who took the elevator to the eighth floor?"

The group is also discussing why Lao Ba is gone.

Lou Xi: "@老八, @老八, I'm going to change the head portrait of the group soul, hey, how can this kid not die after talking to me in the bathroom? [Khan]"

Jeremy: "[Khan] I have a bad premonition that the old eight is bound to the toilet, which always makes people think of some bad things."

Captain Yue: "[Khan] first the fourth and then the eighth, it's not a good start for the loss of two strong generals."

...

At this time, Jin Dandan, who had had dinner, returned to the Aiyin boy group, saw their business avatars clearly, Jin Dandan burst into laughter at home, and dropped the peacock figurine in his hand.

He also immediately followed the crazy self-deprecation of this wave of handsome sand sculptures.

[Portuguese Egg Tart-Shan Dan] "You guys have changed to KFC's single-product profile pictures. At first glance, I want to order a crazy Thursday set menu hahahahahahaha!!"

[Finger-licking Original Chicken-Tony]: "Don't you think this group of men makes people move their index fingers even more? [Squeeze your eyes]"

[Old Beijing Chicken Roll-Shaojie]: "[Liu Ye] [Leng], I really like this endorsement, it suits me very well. The king of this volume is going to kill you in the next issue, no one can beat Love FactorMale three."

[Chocolate Sundae-Teacher Song]: "[Sigh], I never eat ice cream. As I get older, besides going to bed early and getting up early, I also need to pay attention to my diet and nourish my stomach, @香胡鸡脚堡-博美, our old eight burgerAre you really not coming? Also look for @金红皮皮鸡/////.”

[French Fries-Brother Yue]: "[Hematemesis], Brother Song, in fact, in the past two years on the Internet, you can’t talk about old eight and hamburger together, and when you talk about chicken, you’d better not use the suffix, Xiao Sa will be bannedof."

Song Gaoren was silent for a few seconds in the group.

"Oh...you can't say chicken and say that again..."

The long-haired man sitting on the rocking chair drinking tea had a wicked look on his face.

But this kind of dirty driving meme is quite interesting, and he decided to catch the next victim for molesting.

[Chocolate Sundae-Teacher Song]: "This is our @吃角原味鸡///Isn't it? You like that @金红味皮鸡///You are two chickens who see each other///Bar."

Lou Xi was ashamed.

"Brother, your wheel marks have run over me, you are about to shake me and the crispy chicken////."

Someone in Lou was still wondering, why did the male fourth and male eight still not show up when they played tricks like this?The eighth man has the task of sweeping the building, where did the fourth man go, how can the most active stalker on weekdays hold back?

"By the way, let me show you something super cute! I declare it to be my spirit body!"

Just say it.

After the words fell, the small figurine on the table of the fourth male was passed up, Lou Xi paused, and everyone said, wow, your little toy is so cute, the peacock who likes to skate with its tail up really looks like you.

Jindandan: "That's right!!! I'm about to be overwhelmed by this gift, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah, yeah! It's a gift from me!There is such a beautiful man in the world that the surrounding time is quiet!!! He ran to my house for dinner!!! My mother said he made a special trip to wait for me for an hour!!! I didn't even give him a free order!!! He is for meCame alone."

Jeremy followed up: "Let you brag about your looks? How beautiful is your male fan? But let me tell you something strange, Lina from Harper's Bazaar kept telling me today, don't be busy and go back to China, your future wife isAn immortal came down to earth today to ask you what you like to eat. If you don't come back, you will regret it for the rest of your life. She looked exactly like Jin Mingyu and you now."

Lou Xi, who knew he didn't need to post the dog-hunting revelation: "..."

The IQ that finally came back made him understand everything.

The second male and the third male are tied for first place in the takeaway of puppies.

It's not that he disappeared, he just went to meet with other people one by one. Looking at the level of the male second, the male eighth is probably holding the mysterious blue-faced evil dog, completely changing the relationship between father and son.

Obviously he ordered a particularly large takeaway.

In the end, there were no figurines and no love. What's the point of him running such a crappy company and tossing himself back and forth every Tuesday!

Mr. Lou, who lives in the United States and loves the motherland in his heart: "Samoyed, you bad puppy, you are so eccentric. Why do you want to make friends with them in private behind my back! You hurt a Tony so deeply, just because I am aDon’t you deserve to love your NPC! I also want a super cute little toy! I also want to have a family barbecue with you! You must give me a reasonable explanation!”

Three seconds later, Tony began to seek foreign aid, and his love planB was playing games live at home.

Lou Xi: "Yang Zai, I'm your Uncle Tony, I'm sorry to bother you, do you still remember the relationship between me and your uncle?"

Lin Yang: "Look at what you said, it's not two coins, the three of us are a team, didn't we just chat last night?"

Lou Xi said in his heart: "He just forgot that this person is falling into Lao Ba's love and can't extricate himself. Lao Ba is really blessed. I didn't realize that he was such a scheming man before. So is the puppy. He is a young man.The lower control doesn't even say a word, look at Brother Song, how understanding the lower control is."

It's better to use the facts to persuade the puppy to give a takeaway a good review, it can't be the bottom.

Let him see how worthy a young man is to marry.

Lin Yang happened to have a job and wanted to work with Lou Xi.

Lin Yang: "By the way, Uncle Tony, do you play bot?"

Lou Xi doesn't play and doesn't understand.

Lin Yang popularized science, and he asked Lou Xi for help, "I, some time ago, I created a black fan for a star Fang Jing//bot, I am the number one machine that receives manuscripts every day, and currently I am short of someone who can go online to receive manuscripts in the middle of the nightNumber two, you are in a foreign country, can you make machine number two? You can’t tell my brother-in-law about this, keep it as a secret between us.”

Lou Xi asked, "Fang Jing, why did he mess with you?"

Lin Yang said nonsense: "He is so ugly. One day my uncle and I were watching TV at home. When he came out, he made my dog ugly and cried. After that night, my dog didn't eat and freeze-dried for three days, and my uncleIt made me so sad, I must take revenge."

After Xiao Sa's jade photo was sent over, Lou Xi smiled: "You really have a Samoyed at home?"

Lin Yang: "Yes, it's called Xiao Sa. What happened to it sounds very pitiful, right? It's all because of Fang Jing's management company's inaction! I have to ask them to apologize to Xiao Saden! Admit that his artist is ugly!"

Fang Daxingxing had to kick his nephew to death here.

But no wonder it's Xiao Sa's father.

Who will be Xiao Sa's mother in the future? If the poor dog who is crying ugly has no mother for a while, let him Tony brother be a substitute to comfort the child.

"Okay, I'll take over this account too, and send me the password."

Lin Yang sent him a string of "xhyIQ278". The password for this account was not changed at all, and Lou Xi didn't see what the pinyin meant.

The two hit it off.

Lou Xi thinks that the plan to protect the Samoyeds is really simple. They mainly do black Fang Jing every day, blow coconuts, and argue with the black dog in the peanut group every day.

Although Fang Jing has tens of millions of fans on Weibo, I only have two, and the two sunspots are very confident.

Lou Xi: "I am Samoyed's No. 1 male fan!"

Lin Yang: "I am the second male fan of Samoyed!"

The two said together: "Long live the dog dog! Long live Xiao Sa's papa!"

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the other side.

The blessed old man in Lou Xi's eyes was paralyzed on the eighth floor and couldn't move.

He and the fourth male were the first to succeed in face-to-face, but the next year almost couldn't get up from the ground.

Sun Jinhang: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

But the male eight before getting off the elevator was not like that at all. He didn't believe that Xie Han was the fourth male, his dog father who had been separated for three days, so that the two spoke a lot of slang words that only the male protagonist would understand.

Sun Nanba: "What is durian?"

Xie Han: "It's "The Love Factor Equation". Director Jiang's goal is to either stink into durian or become popular to Mars."

Sun Nanba: "What is Aiyin lacking the most?"

Xie Han: "Lack of 1, the love factor has no 1 at all except me."

Sun Nanba: "If the panda is an animal that is already well-known in China, what do you think will be the next animal that will become popular all over the country?"

Xie Han: "It's me, a Samoyed with IQ278."

The big brother who was scared to pee knelt down.

"It's you—my father—you've come to find your son at last—"

Look, this father-son relationship is so strong, how could it deteriorate.

The author has something to say:

Tonight at twelve o'clock, although the ranking will not be high, but for the first time, Pan should be less and more, let's get up tomorrow and fight for a big one (weak)

The following content until the second episode is very funny, this electronic durian will fully meet the needs of everyone who wants to have a good laugh hhhh

Sweet and smelly is our love factor!