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    When Lou Xi found out that these three were all cheats who would have no wives in this life after choosing, he would definitely not choose any of them.

    Lou Xi said: "You guys are going too far. Tonight there are only Lou Xi and Hanying, without Su Shi and Huai Min. Huai Min has no sleep, and Hanying sleeps. How can I do this?"

    Talking about throwing the three props far away, Lou Xi laid down on the bed gracefully. He built a castle made of pillows, and decided to use his identity as a beast to protect the princess.

    The vicious directors didn't let go of the variety show effect that 5 contributed to this party.

    The confrontation between them and someone from Lou officially started.

    In front of 4 who was brought down, eighty or so hidden cameras aimed at 5. He lay on the edge of the bed with both hands to look at Hanying's ears. He had an idea.Keep your voice down, Gogou puppy.

    Lou Xi: "Heh, man, if you open your eyes after listening, you will be Lou Boss's little secretary in the future, thank you secretary, see if I don't drag you into the office every day to make coffee for me."

    His bad man, who is calculating and falling in love, has good eyes and a deadly face.

    However, Lou Xi's participation in romance dramas has always been only his ecstasy appearance, and he did not bring his head.

    If it were male Liu Yue Yanfeng, male second single, or even Jeremy, who has always been cold and talkative, no one would turn the co-star into an indoor sitcom like Lou Xi.

    Only 29 years old.

    Lou Xi is indeed a fan of domestic sitcoms.

    It can be heard from the song he sang to Hanying later, the little red dot on the top of his head recorded the dating interaction between him and Xie Hanying, and he woke up Hanying's playlist to make the directors tactically silent.

    The first one is the famous childhood song of the main station.

    Director's team: Male fifth, you should come to a Disney song to wake up the princess!You are participating in a romance show!

    Lou Xi didn't listen: "Your childhood and mine seem to be the same."

    Lou Xi brought an affectionate song "Family with Children", but Xie Hanying didn't respond.

    But his good grades are more like Xiaoxue, and Lin Yang's poor grades are more like Liu Xing.

    Be the wild boy yourself.

    Lou Xi lightly poked Hanying's left cheek, turned his long legs over, and he switched to the other side, the young master Lou in the camera didn't mind throwing his face all over China and the United States,

    "Hey friend, we haven't seen where you are for a long time."

    As soon as "Wulin Biography" came out, the DNA moved.

    This time Hanying turned sideways.

    The sleeping face of the fourth man lifted the veil for the fifth man. A beautiful woman like jade and a handsome man with a sense of pressure are really suitable. Lou Xi took his hand, "Ying Ying, the recording of the co-studio has started. Let's go back to Beijing."

    The subwoofer doesn't work well.

    Xie Hanying, who was wrapped in a small quilt, waved his fist.

    Lou Xi persevered, he took a deep breath and bent down, the devil lowered his voice to the angel: "My hometown is in that village, listen, I feel something this time, it's Zhao Benshan, Xie Hanying, don't you want to see Zhao Benshan the most?"? When the light appears, we don't have the Tyndall effect, but we have the Zhao Benshan effect."

    Xie Hanying, who was sleeping softly, with a pink mark on her face, was so cruel to Lou Xi.

    His nose is stuffy, and he's helping out, "Snoring, snorting, snorting."

    Lou Xi: "Oh, the snoring dog is so cute, let me stand in for the audience, pinch this pink nose?"

    Psychopathic bad guy doing all kinds of bad things in the cabin.

    The dog whose nose tip fell into Tony's palm is still sleeping soundly, and doesn't even understand that its entire face has been ravaged///.

    Maybe Lou Xi did a lot of evil to Xie Hanying, and the Zhao Benshan effect between the two also failed.

    Lou Xi's love songs are all for nothing.

    Male 5 didn't know what to do when he saw it, and he immediately played badly. This time, male 4 was rubbed into a ball by male 5's quilt.Let's get out of this hut, I don't think it makes much sense for 4 to wake up."

    Look what he's doing, Lou Xi, why did he turn Hanying into a ball, and take out his phone to take a selfie with him!

    Little Ding rants on the walkie-talkie,

    "5, hello, please stop your wifeless behavior, let me tell you the truth, all the micro-expressions and actions you liked 4 before have been photographed by us, and we all feel that you look affectionately to yourself all day long like aThe male supporting role for three seconds, is he Jing Ke? Why did you walk around 4's bed to show us King Qin walking around the pillar?"

    Lou Xi: "What's the rush? I'm just thinking about how to fall in love and how to assassinate the King of Qin."

    But he just doesn't move.

    Bai Chang has a very good general attack face.

    Little Ding: "Let's call Lao Yue Jeremy back. It shouldn't be too far away. Our love factor is nothing else, 1 is enough."

    Lou Xi got scared, he put down his phone: "Don't, brother, please, I've never worked so hard on love in my life, really."

    fart.

    This allows the audience to see that your performance is worth it.

    In the future, do you still want to learn the most advanced dating techniques from "The Love Factor Equation"?

    Is it reasonable to be loved by puppies like Tony Lou without hard work?Is this plausible?

    And the less effort the person makes, the luckier he will be.

    Lou Xi, is this why you are called Lou Xiangqin?

    Little Ding said: "I'm so sleepy, why don't you turn off the camera and stop shooting, anyway, it will be over after 54. Whoever wants to watch a love drama with a male lead will be a singer with children."

    5 is too painful.

    He questioned himself why he sponsored this romance series in the first place, the whole world always wanted to come over and break up 54, he was not a scumbag, he was a Desperate Housewives.

    Lou Xi: "Yingzi, please open your eyes and see this bright world, Uncle Little Ding has been bullying your father, he just doesn't want us to get along."

    Little Ding: "Tony Lou, don't be so quiet to Yingzi, speak louder, you can't post one, kiss one, the beast can also restore the prince's status with the help of the princess."

    Lou Xi: "Do you have any humanity? Look how soundly Yingzi sleeps. Can I block his mouth, nose, and breathing with physical attacks?"

    Little Ding: "How long have you been in this situation?"

    Lou Xi: "No more, no less, eight years."

    Little Ding: "Being single for eight years?"

    Lou Xi: "That's not true. It's counted from the day of birth, and I won't hide it from the program crew and audience. 5 is the spokesperson for male virtue."

    Little Ding: "You are so great, Brother Nande, then change to a script that does not require male virtue. You and him are Sunday couples. What happens to ordinary people when they are in love? You can have it."

    Is this a link hint?

    Wouldn't it be to let him stretch out his hand to lift half of Xie Hanying's bed, take off his shoes, go to bed and lie down, and then exercise his boyfriend's right to rub his bed all night?

    Lou Xi: "I'm impolite to ask, you guys didn't say that to Yue Yanfeng last night, did you?"

    6 will never refuse.

    Throughout the program, only Yue Yanfeng had the most boyfriends, and his experience in all aspects was indescribable. He might even drive a car to tease Xie Hanying.

    6 That unmasculine face shows that his driving skills are very good!

    I can't compare myself!

    Who can bear it!

    Lou Xi felt that she was going to be angry!

    Little Ding: "I can't spoil the story of 64, but seeing you all sleeping in clothes and pants, Hanying even put an extra pillow on the bed, what's there to think about, wasn't it sweet when you bought breakfast, what is there now?relation."

    "Farewell, this is not good."

    Still can't do it, Lou Xi doesn't even want to explain the reason.

    Although this is a variety show, can having breakfast during the day be the same as staying in the same room at night?Xie Hanying's parents, brother-in-law, and colleagues were all watching, how could he do such a rebellious thing.

    Xie Yingying's family is strictly controlled.

    He hasn't passed the door yet, and the people of the whole country don't agree, so he can't.

    The directors are here to watch Lou Xi perform what it means to be a matchmaker in front of the whole country.

    I really hope that Lou Xi will reach 4, why not change the channel to see people and nature, the lions on the African grasslands know how to write sweet texts better than him.

    Little Ding said: "Okay, I don't make it difficult for you. Seriously, Lou Xi, talk to me. It's the first time you've seen Hanying sleeping so closely, right? I can't believe that the stunning beauty can alwaysIt’s a beautiful painting, Hanying’s exhausted to the point of falling asleep is so good to look at, his side face is so broken and strong, it’s worthy of Nuwa’s complete work, how does he grow? Everyone in his family is very good-lookingwatch?"

    Lou Xi contributed first-hand information,

    "I really know about this. It should be passed down from generation to generation. He and his parents and sister don't look very much alike. I heard from his nephew that his mother's aunt used to be a young girl in Yue opera, who played the role of Baoyu in reverse.The beauty of my aunt in men's clothing once caused a sensation in Shanghai. After he was born, people said that he looked like the female elder in the old photos, and he was an orthodox celebrity face, but he himself said that he had no talent for opera and could not learn.Come art."

    Little Ding: "Worthy of being the reincarnation of Wei Jie, born with Hua Guang, he was born with a script."

    Lou Xi definitely has to talk about what's on her mind again, as well as the distress she felt when she first learned about her senior year in high school.

    "If he was born with a script, he would be a lucky man blessed by heaven, and the seventeen-year-old Xie Hanying would not be lonely like that." He said, "But it's okay, this time I will definitely give him the best script., Let him sit in the time machine and return to the age of 17 with the Moonlight Box.”

    Playing Zhizunbao and Zixia again.

    Then why don't you tell him to his face that you think so?

    Little Ding can't see through, don't talk about it,

    "It's good, that's it. I think everyone seems to have a basic understanding. Whoever marries Hanying will be happy for a lifetime. Every morning, I can see his sleeping face when I open my eyes. The picture is so healing that I don't want to eat breakfast."If their blood sugar is high, this person must live an extra fifty years, not a hundred years."

    "Yes."

    Isn't this his top priority in life?

    Little Ding, did you travel from the future?Putting a camera under the bed in my wife's bedroom?The director of the main station has a set.

    As soon as it got dark, he began to think a lot, and Mr. Lyon couldn't help but look closer at his future wife.

    First of all, the distance between people is from love to courtesy.

    Don't say it.

    His wife's nose is not a nose, and her eyes are not eyes.

    Why, because this whole face is made of flowers, only "Flowers in the Mirror" and "Dream of Red Mansions" have this part, and ordinary people can't grow it.

    Looking at it again, he felt distressed to death, because everyone in winter sleeps easily getting angry, but fortunately, Xie Hanying's chapped lips in the morning were already moist and red.

    The fragrant Xie Hanying was also obedient and stopped pursing her lips.

    There was lip balm on his mouth, Lou Xi couldn't breathe, he was in love with love in his heart.

    Lou Xi also wants to buy a La Mer online to take on the responsibility of putting on lipstick for him in the future, so that his mouth smells like orchids every day.

    When the directors saw 5, their minds were filled with "Lieutenant Hanying is so good-looking, hey, so good-looking, whoever is so good-looking, isn't it my wife, no, I can't think too much now, I won't work hard."'

    Little Ding taunted: "Look at how worthless Tony is, I'll bring the trumpet right away to let all the concubines in the palace know that 5 is not good."

    "Then 54 will escape together, go to Yunnan, go to Dali, and go to the finale of Huanzhugege," Lou Xi said, "How about this, I'll order a supper for the director team, ten king crabs, what do you give to this episode?"Come to a bgm, just use "The Truth Is True", and the atmosphere will be created in no time."

    Just use "The Truth Is True"?

    Little Ding: "I'm not corrupted by wealth and honours, I just want to write really sweet articles."

    Lou Xi: "Then change the bgm to "Post-it Notes", or "99 Times I Love Him", gay videos like this, so sweet. Yes, I have an inspiration, you say I will take outHanging it on the roof so that Xie Hanying can smell it but not eat it, will he wake up hungry and bite the hook?"

    Little Ding: "Come on, 5 really doesn't deserve a wife, whiskey, whiskey, bring my cigarettes, and beat 5 out of the hut!"

    Lou Xi: "No—mom—I won't go—no one can separate the emperor from me, and no one can—"

    5 shares fell.

    Lou Xi doesn't understand why this is despair, isn't 54 very sweet?

    He thinks it's okay for the program team to match up, but he also thinks that two people who want to write sweet articles may not be what everyone thinks.

    So Lou Xi's idea is.

    Xie Hanying.

    You sleep yours.

    I know you're tired, I'll get your shoulders ready.

    Just pass the whole life.

    As long as I stay awake until three o'clock, and then pack my luggage, I don't need a date, and I go to buy breakfast at that o'clock, and the two of us will catch the plane back to Beijing and work together.

    This is how Lou Xi likes Xie Hanying.

    After trying to figure out the link, Lou Xi was afraid that Xie Hanying would be cold with half of his body exposed, so he pinched the puppy next to the bed with his legs and dragged him back with his bed.

    "Good boy." Lou Xi let go after finishing, never tucked each other's quilts before, Xie Hanying was spoiled by Lou Xi for the first time, the tall man made the handsome man in his arms change from sleeping spread out to curled up with him leaning on him.

    With this happening, Lou Xi also understands that it is unlikely that Xie Gong will wake up.

    Dogs have always recognized people by their sense of smell. He has a sense of smell and feels at ease. Hanying continued to sleep next to Lou Xi's lap, and even reached out to pull Tony's clothes.

    Lou Xi was not very tender, he got out of bed, dragged the suitcase, and really got ready to board the plane in advance.

    The unique emergencies of variety shows come as soon as they are said.

    Program group: "Lou Xi, Hanying's cell phone is ringing in real life, please take a look."

    Lou Xi: "Well, really? I'm here to help find out who it is, remember to silence it."

    I don't know if I don't read it, Lou Xi obviously dare not answer the remark of this word, but the program team seems to have expected it, "Why didn't you answer?"

    Lou Xi waved her hand: "It's his mother calling, how can I answer it, it's so late, what should I do if I misunderstand."

    Do you still mind this?

    Do you want to chase after Hanying?

    Your heart is made of iron, right?

    5 and 7 seem to be right about you, no matter what Hanying expresses or hints, you just act according to your own ideas.

    What love really means to Lou Xi, whether he never changes because of others, even Hanying is the same, is really confusing.

    The program team added fire: "Then if there is an emergency, we have to be responsible to Hanying's family when we record the program."

    Lou Xi was really almost persuaded.

    But people who have no subjective emotions are never fooled. Lou Xi said that he would know if it was urgent if he asked Lin Yang now. Little Ding replied,

    "Well, I won't hide it from you. This is actually a variety show arrangement, but the phone call is real. This is also a personal test for you. Guess why Hanying's mother is calling now? Because the afternoonAt that time, Hanying said something very important to her mother."

    "His mother reacted very strongly at the time. Hanying told us that if his mother hadn't figured out why her son made such a decision at night, she couldn't help but call again."

    What did Xie Hanying say to the family?

    Could it be that the love affair was known, so they quarreled again?

    The matter is very important, Lou Xi must know it, he was worried and wanted to listen to it directly with his mobile phone, but was worried by the reminder that happened to hang up.

    Lou Xi: "I really did something bad, his mother got involved, what should I do now, will the elders be more worried when they are alone at home?"

    Little Ding: "You return a call for him."

    Is this passive to become active?

    Looking at Lieutenant Hanying on the bed, Lou Xi felt the pressure.

    Looking for Lin Yang and David now, is it possible for him to confuse this call?

    Suzanne, help.

    Uncle cowardly.

    Brother David, help.

    Brother is afraid.

    The love affair of two people, the participation of four people, add up to have no love experience in the third grade of elementary school.

    But Little Ding felt that whether Lou Xi could come to his senses depended on this phone call.

    Then the program team used the closed-circuit television in the house to release a one-person interview, and it was Xie Hanying and Little Ding who were chatting.

    Xie Hanying: "I still said it."

    Little Ding: "I feel that her tone is surprised by this matter. She can't believe that you will make this decision. If your mother asks you again, do you want to answer the phone and talk to her at night?"

    Lou Xi felt that Xie Hanying didn't want to, it was obvious that he was unhappy.

    Lou Xi also felt that Xie Hanying began to need someone to help him block the problems given by his parents and reality, and his life was a shoulder away.

    Someone took the initiative to mention this candidate in the morning, and he said he could do it.

    Xie Hanying helped the person and said, "Lou Xi will sleep with me, and I will ask him to pick him up for me."

    Xie Hanying's expression said that with Lou Xi, he would not have to be afraid of these things, but Lou Xi still refused.

    Only two hours until boarding.

    If the audience sees this paragraph in the future, they will sweat a lot.

    The air in the hut was too stuffy, and in front of male number five was a sleeping male fourth and a home phone that made him about to intrude into male fourth's private life.

    Lou Xi really didn't know how to fight before.

    He also remembered one thing.

    Today's Xie Hanying once asked his mother.

    Lou Xi didn't tell him that she never met her mother once.

    Because the other party said they didn't want him, when they filed for divorce, his mother didn't ask her husband's wealthy family for any property.

    She just said never, never let Lou Xi grow up and come looking for her.She didn't want to see Lou Xi, not even a holiday phone call or a letter.

    "Lou Xi, I'll see if I'll call you back," Little Ding said on the pager, "But after this party is over, we still have a mysterious prize for you before boarding the plane. Friendly reminder, this is Hanying's initiative.Please let us share with you the 17-year-old and his teenage memories."

    ...

    Didn't play well at first.

    Had to work hard to get the call back.

    The phone call between Lou Xi and Xie Hanying's mother happened, but the final time was very short.

    After dialing, the two parties went from being confused and unfamiliar to exchanging names.

    Lou Xi first said that he was a friend who went out to play with Hanying on Sunday.

    The old mother knows that her son has been with a few friends recently. She said that there were several people last time. Are you and Hanying the only ones this time?

    Lou Xi subconsciously said that he still had a few friends, and those people left in the afternoon, and slapped himself after speaking.

    "What a great opportunity, why don't you hint who you are," Lou Xi thought, "Now is this a casual conversation, or beating around the bush?"

    Then Lou Xi made it clear that Xie Hanying had fallen asleep, he tried to care for the mother and son, and found out what happened in the afternoon, but he soon realized that he had been tricked.

    Little Ding is at it again.

    The fourth male did not quarrel with his family members.

    What Xie Hanying said on the phone today is...

    He wants to change his name.

    That's right, changing the current name of the word "lost Ying" back to the original "Hanying" is troublesome, and have to reapply a lot of documents in person later, and have to go to various units, but a person who says he is not going to escape that nightmare, thisIt is what Xie Hanying personally announced to the next paragraph.

    He told his mother, I want to go back to Xie Hanying.

    He will be worthy of the name.

    Dad, you, and your elder sister Chaoying who is no longer there. After this family has survived several difficulties, there will still be a young son Hanying who will come back to support you.

    As for the video, it was edited to let the fifth man see himself clearly.

    In the beginning, Lou Xi had the idea of helping, but Lou Xi simply thought of so many inner dramas for nothing.

    Xie Hanying's mother was not the kind of person who questioned anyone at all.

    When she mentioned her son's decision, every sentence was tender and joyful. Lou Xi didn't know how to respond, so he felt that he had to smile along and chat with the old man.

    Hanying's mother: "Tony, I heard Ying Ying talk about you a long time ago. At first I thought you were a barber shop. I'm so sorry."

    Lou Xi: "Auntie, it's normal for you to feel this way, but I'm actually a computer repairer."

    Hanying's mother: "It's good to be able to repair this. I heard from WeChat Moments that Ma Huateng and Lei Jun used to repair computers. There are many computer cities behind Ying Ying Doctoral School."

    Xie Hanying's mother also said that he had dinner at home when he was free.

    This time, Lou Xi didn't want to let the opportunity slip away, he said, "I'm free this week, I'll go to your house when the time comes, and go out with you and Hanying to do New Year's shopping."

    Hanying's mother: "Then I will cook four dishes and one soup."

    After that, Lou Xi hung up the phone.

    Now he wants to hear the opinion of the program group.

    To be honest, he felt at the moment that he had behaved poorly this time.

    But Little Ding sent the task rewards and reminded him to pay attention to the duration, he will have to go to the airport to board the plane soon, the program crew will not be able to keep up with the plane, but you have never sat in the economy class in your life.

    Lou Xi said: "What is this? Didn't you just say that you wanted to show me his boyhood?"

    Little Ding: "Haven't you ever been unorthodox? This is the Q/Q space that Hanying used when she was in school. Look at this yellow diamond level, look at this Q//Q show, it's a dazzling dance, and it's a pet.The male number four used to be the old killer in the space."

    Lou Xi: "Then he has grown up, and he doesn't seem to kill Matt anymore, what can I do in this space now?"

    Little Ding: "Look at him, talk about it, step on it, leave footprints of visits, do you really know nothing? The first time a cute junior high school boy falls in love, he only shows space to his boyfriendYes, Hanying gave her life to you."

    Lou Xi: Oh?Is that so, I seem to know a very new kind of love.

    Lou Xi is really still talking hard up to this point.

    But he soon knew where the 12-year-old Xie Hanying, who was still playing in space, was so cute.

    He saw the selfie of this killer.

    Not to mention, 12-year-old Xiao Ying Ying is not a girl with braces at all, she is so beautiful.

    Wearing a sweater and hat, this white and tender little boy is just like the cold and handsome hero in the novel when he was young.

    Xie Hanying also likes to talk in the middle of the night.

    The first time he received a love letter on the first day of junior high school, he wanted to be narcissistic in space.

    In the third year of junior high school, he played cosplay with Lin Yang, and the two children went to comic exhibitions and joined the cosplay group, but later he might feel that it would affect his studies, so he chose to retire in a low-key manner.

    Before entering high school, Xie Hanying’s many non-mainstream photo stickers were once circulated and reposted in the space because of her outstanding looks and her love of taking selfies.

    It was just such a young man who was about to become an Internet celebrity, but suddenly changed after he was in the first year of high school. He said that he was going to start studying like a madman.

    Xie Hanying: "Read the book badly, my future goal, Mizuki, please wait for me."

    Lou Xi thought: You did it, puppy.

    Lou Xi also left a message: "The painting is a prison, I will arrest you."

    This wave of spatial memory is so cute, Lou Xi, who has watched it for a long time, is dancing by the bed.

    He wants to remind the audience friendly, don't fall in love with Xie Hanying, you will become addicted, locked up with him for the rest of your life, and the love will die.

    Lou Xi told the program team,

    "Well, after getting on the plane, you continue to test me and test me hard."

    Little Ding: "Brother Tony, let's go, okay, we will satisfy you."

    ...

    In the middle of the night, Xie Hanying's human flesh alarm clock rang, he opened his eyes sleepily, Tony Lou was patting the edge of the bed, and Lou Xi, who had not slept, said that he would show him the suitcase and arrange a time to go back.

    Xie Hanying sat up with the quilt rolled up, and Lou Xi stuffed a bunch of overweight Yunnan specialties for him to take home, as well as the pearl crown, floating dust and the suit for recording the show.

    Afraid that he would think that catching a plane would not be fun, Lou Xi showed Xie Hanying the checked boxes that the two of them were about to take away.

    It's a super cute caviar sushi case.

    Lou Xi: "This is a couple suitcase I bought specially. When we go to pick up the checked luggage, two sushi will come from the conveyor belt. Is it fun?"

    Xie Hanying: It was fun, and for the first time he felt that rushing to catch a plane in the middle of the night was a very romantic trip.

    Lou Xi felt the same way, he heard Xie Hanying call himself: "Tony."

    Lou Xi: "Well, what's wrong?"

    Xie Hanying: "You know that, as long as two people break up at the airport gate, it will definitely turn into a marriage proposal in the end, and everyone will applaud and cheer for them."

    Lou Xi understood in seconds.

    The fourth male teacher is going to kill the fifth male teacher.

    How could he resist.

    Act it up act it out.

    Lou Xi also raised her hands in favor,

    "Okay, let's fly to Beijing now, and after finishing the first drama break-up tour, we are the happiest couple in the entire airport today!"

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