Chapter 58: I Share a Surname with Your Mother

Chapter 58: I Share a Surname with Your Mother

"Sorry, I was worried it was too hot, so I blew on it for you."

"Come on, Dad, eat more! You need to go to work and make some money~" Su An deliberately sniffled, using her chopstick-holding wrist to rub at her non-existent snot, then picked up two pieces of chicken, offering them to Su Jianjun with a mockingly respectful expression.

Su Jianjun, spotting the spinach leaves on the chicken, quickly lifted his bowl high as if he had seen a ghost.

"Su An, are you crazy? You spat all over it! Do you think anyone else will want to eat it? How disgusting!"

Su An paused, then said, "Dad, you've changed. What’s wrong with your own daughter’s spit? You weren't like this when we were in the countryside. Back then, if a dog that had eaten shit grabbed a piece of meat, you’d chase it with a stick. Food was precious back then, and now you’re calling it dirty? Have you also fallen into this obsession with decadent class behavior?"

As she scolded Su Jianjun, Su An tried to put the chicken with the spinach into Su Jiao's bowl.

Su Jiao quickly lifted her bowl, mimicking Su Jianjun by raising it high, standing up with a terrified expression.

Su An then offered the chicken to Ji Qingqing across the table, who had just snapped back to reality from the drizzle-like "spring rain."

If she didn’t eat it, wouldn’t that just make that little bitch happy?

Beside them, Su Jianjun was already roaring, "Su An, do you have any manners, any decency? Don’t you care about basic hygiene? Typical of someone from the countryside, just like your illiterate peasant mother—vulgar and disgusting!"

"Damn it, in my last life, I must’ve done something terrible to end up with you as a daughter. If you want to die, go die somewhere else, don’t sit at the same table with me. Just looking at you makes me lose my appetite."

Su Jianjun was shaking with anger, his uninjured hand clenched into a fist. Seeing his bowl had also been affected by the "spring rain," he wanted to smash it on Su An, but his other hand and his butt were both injured.

Ignoring Su Jianjun’s cursing, Su An silently picked up two pieces of chicken with her chopsticks and stared at Ji Qingqing.

Meaning, you don’t want it either?

Ji Qingqing’s face twisted in disgust. Should she eat it? If she didn’t, Su An would finish it all. She had no choice but to eat it. She had to.

Ji Qingqing didn’t take the chicken from Su An’s chopsticks but instead flipped through the plate, grimaced, and chewed the chicken vigorously. But in her mind, all she could see was the drizzling spring rain.

"Ugh~"

Too damn disgusting.

She couldn’t take it anymore. She wanted to beat that disgusting Su An to death too.

In the end, no one but Su An and Su Lei touched the chicken.

Su An herself felt disgusted, but to hurt others, she’d be willing to destroy herself just to take them down.

Su Jianjun’s face darkened, breathing heavily, his gaze unsettling as he looked at Su An.

A person couldn’t change so much in such a short time. Su An had grown up under his watch. Before, she had been timid, not daring to speak loudly, filled with the servile nature they had cultivated in her.

Now she was like a tough, unyielding rogue. This wasn’t the same person’s temperament at all.

"You’re not Su An. Who the hell are you?"

Ji Qingqing, hearing Su Jianjun’s words, also looked up with a suspicious expression.

Su An’s eyes lit up, excited as she looked at Su Jianjun. "Old man with popping eyes, I thought you were blind. You didn’t even ask about such a big change!"

"Yes, yes, I’m not Su An."

And as she spoke, Su An even started to sing, "I am the evil ghost from hell~ coming to claim your life, my enemy~"

The sound was drawn out for an uncomfortably long time.

Veins in his temples bulged and pulsed as Su Jianjun listened to the eerie opera sound.

He raised the bowl in his hand and threw it at Su An.

Su An tilted her head, and the bowl flew past her ear, crashing noisily against the threshold behind her.

At this moment, a gleam of excitement sparkled in Su An’s eyes, as if to say, "Damn, you started it, so don’t blame me for what happens next."

Ji Qingqing’s eyes also lit up. Su Jianjun had finally made a move; best if he killed her.

Before the smirk could even leave her face, a bowl of spinach egg soup was dumped on her head.

"Ahhhh~"

Ji Qingqing, with the soup bowl on her head, fell backward, hitting the ground loudly as she toppled off the stool.

She let out a piercing scream, "Ahhh, I’m burning! Su An, you little brat, are you crazy?"

Just as Su Jiao was about to speak, a plate of fried tofu skin smashed into her face.

Before Su Jiao could scream, Su An quickly grabbed the shredded potatoes and flung them at Su Jianjun’s face.

In one swift motion, before anyone could react, Su An flipped the table over, and with a crash, it landed on Ji Qingqing who was lying on the floor.

After overturning the table, she quickly took two steps toward the door to avoid getting caught in the mess.

None of you three will get away with this.

As for Su Lei, who was holding a plate of Chicken in Chili Sauce with a bewildered look on his face, he might still be useful later, so let him grow for now.

Su Jianjun wiped the shredded potato off his face with his palm.

With red-rimmed eyes, he glared fiercely at Su An and casually picked up the wine bottle behind him, “I don’t care how you pretend to be a god or ghost; if I let you out of this door today, I’ll change my surname to yours!”

Hearing these words, Su An glanced at the nearby door and stepped one leg out.

He stared seriously at Su Jianjun, “Wang Jianjun, I’m out~”

Without waiting for a reaction, he pulled his leg back inside, “Hey~ Wang Jianjun, I’m back in~”

Then he stepped out again, “Oops~ Oh oh oh~ Wang Jianjun, I’m out again~”

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Seeing Su An’s audacious behavior, Su Jianjun’s face turned blue and purple with anger. His vision went black uncontrollably, and his body swayed.

Seeing this, Su Jiao quickly stepped forward to support him, “Dad, Dad, are you okay?”

Disappointment flashed in Su An’s eyes. This Wang Jianjun is so hard to kill; even this didn’t make him die of anger?

“Su An, you’ve gone too far! Look at how angry Dad is. He is your biological father; how can you treat him like this? Do you want to kill him just to satisfy yourself? You’ve lost all sense of basic human decency!”

“Dad brought you into this world and raised you to this size; that’s the greatest favor he could have done for you. Don’t you have any gratitude? Without Dad, would there even be you?”

Su Jiao condemned Su An with righteous indignation, even forgetting the pain she had endured earlier.

Long-standing habits made her instinctively seize every opportunity to show her filial piety and, at the same time, rub salt into Su An’s wounds.

Seeing Su Jiao supporting Su Jianjun’s arm, a wicked smile curled at the corner of Su An’s mouth. He turned to Ji Qingqing with a serious expression, “Widow Ji, look, your wild brat is seducing your husband again. She’s touching him; I saw it clearly!”

“Let me tell you something from the heart, not to stir up trouble, but Su Jiao and Wang Jianjun definitely have something going on!”