Chapter 216: Extra · Couple Compatibility 100 Questions

Chapter 216 Extra: 100 Questions on Couple Compatibility

1. If you hadn't met, what kind of person do you think you’d be?

Shen Qingci: A work machine

Lu Xiaogou: Dirt living in the shadows

2. In your relationship, do you prefer taking care of others or being taken care of?

Shen Qingci: Being taken care of

Lu Xiaogou: I like both

3. In your eyes, is the other person more like "light" or "shadow"?

Shen Qingci: Sunshine

Lu Xiaogou: Light!!

4. After knowing each other for so many years, how do you keep things fresh?

Shen Qingci: No need to maintain, he loves me every day

Lu Xiaogou: What's that?

5. Have you ever been separated? If so, for how long? How did you resolve it?

Shen Qingci: Never been separated (he follows even on business trips)

Lu Xiaogou: Yes! A few hours (when brother went to work without me). I went to find my brother.

6. Is there anything you don’t want each other to know?

Shen Qingci: Yes

Lu Xiaogou: No (I'd rather brother knows all my secrets)

7. What is the thing you don't want the other to know?

Shen Qingci: ...

Lu Xiaogou: Nothing. (What's brother's?)

Shen Qingci: Learning how to be a proper S

8. Who caves first during an argument?

Shen Qingci: Him

Lu Xiaogou: Me

9. What was the most serious misunderstanding?

Shen Qingci: He fooled around

Lu Xiaogou: Brother suspected I fooled around

10. If you have a silent treatment, how long does it last?

Shen Qingci: No silent treatment… not for long

Lu Xiaogou: No, I'll kneel and coax brother

11. Who is better at using actions rather than words to show affection?

Shen Qingci: Him

Lu Xiaogou: Brother

12. Was there a moment when you almost broke up? What made you stay?

Shen Qingci: Yes, two bodyguards

Lu Xiaogou: ... (But you still went abroad)

Shen Qingci: Correction: Yes, Lu Lin

Lu Xiaogou: I made him stay! (Proud, wagging tail)

13. How often do you quarrel?

Shen Qingci: We've never really fought. You should ask how often he cries.

Lu Xiaogou: Why don't you ask the frequency of h (sex)?

14. How does the other person behave when angry?

Shen Qingci: Cry?

Lu Xiaogou: Won't let me touch him

15. Do you take the initiative to make up with the other? If so, how?

Shen Qingci: Do it

Lu Xiaogou: Yes, send flowers, hug, kneel, act cute and roll on the floor

16. When was the first time you had feelings?

Shen Qingci: Don't remember, at the time I thought I was sick, didn't pay attention

Lu Xiaogou: At first sight, fell completely in love at age 12

17. Have you ever stolen glances at the other person?

Shen Qingci: No (I watch openly)

Lu Xiaogou: I often sneak looks at him

18. When do you find the other person most irresistible?

Shen Qingci: When he cries

Lu Xiaogou: All the time. (My brother is heaven.)

19. What's the most intimate pet name the other person has called you?

Shen Qingci: Master

Lu Xiaogou: Puppy, husband, Xiaoye, Lu Lin, hurry up, more, I'm gonna pee (got a smack and shut up...)

20. Is there a secret signal or action that belongs only to the two of you?

Shen Qingci: Tap him with my cane.

Lu Xiaogou: Big brother taps my calf with his cane.

21. Is there any touch that is off-limits to you?

Shen Qingci: No (he's touched everything; if I don't let him, he cries).

Lu Xiaogou: No (my whole body is big brother's).

22. If you had to be apart for two months, how would you stay in touch?

Shen Qingci: On my phone.

Lu Xiaogou: No need to be apart. We won't be apart.

23. What is the most natural intimate gesture between you?

Shen Qingci: Kissing? (I'm natural with everything, including sex.)

Lu Xiaogou: Kneeling down.

24. Is there a memorable detail about the other that they themselves didn't notice?

Shen Qingci: He looks really handsome when he's focused on work.

Lu Xiaogou: The first time I saw big brother, he was holding a cup of coffee, wearing a sheer silk pajama set, hair wet, his whole upper body was soaked, a really thin waist, long legs, a full ass, and his chest... (got slapped again and shut up.)

25. What is the other's birthday?

Shen Qingci: June 1.

Lu Xiaogou: October 15.

26. How do you usually celebrate the other's birthday? How do you pick presents?

Shen Qingci: After the cake, I'm the dessert.

Lu Xiaogou: At home (big brother hates crowds). For his gift, I just give myself to big brother!

27. When you were at your most miserable, what did the other do that was most unforgettable?

Shen Qingci: He asked if I was really Shen Qingci (I said yes, but he didn't believe me).

Lu Xiaogou: He stood in front of me with an umbrella and took me home.

28. Have you ever thought about what it would be like without the other?

Shen Qingci: Never have.

Lu Xiaogou: I'd die.

29. Use an animal to describe the other.

Shen Qingci: Puppy.

Lu Xiaogou: Owner.

Shen Qingci: That's an animal.

Lu Xiaogou: Then... how about a cat?

30. Which role are you, top or bottom?

Shen Qingci: I'm a bottom.

Lu Xiaogou: I'm a top.

31. Where was the first time?

Shen Qingci: My bed.

Lu Xiaogou: Big brother's bed.

32. Feelings at that time?

Shen Qingci: I just woke up, a bit dazed, felt amazing, and was exhausted.

Lu Xiaogou: Amazing!!!!!!!!

33. How did the other feel?

Shen Qingci: He was pretty excited.

Lu Xiaogou: He probably felt really good.

34. Frequency of sex per week?

Shen Qingci: He wants it every night.

Lu Xiaogou: Sometimes big brother doesn't feel like it, so we skip it.

35. Ideally, how many times per week do you think is appropriate?

Shen Qingci: Five times a week?

Lu Xiaogou: Three times a day: morning, afternoon, and night.

36. During sex, what do you like the other to do most?

Shen Qingci: Not to be so obedient sometimes.

Lu Xiaogou: Moan and move his hips.

37. Describe the other during sex.

Shen Qingci: Fierce? He's really good.

Lu Xiaogou: Sexy and beautiful.

38. Your most sensitive spot?

Shen Qingci: Lower back and nape of my neck.

Lu Xiaogou: My little Lu is the most sensitive (just big brother licking his own lips gets me hard).

39. What's the other person's most sensitive spot?

Shen Qingci: I don't know

Lu Xiaogou: Lower back, back of the neck

40. Honestly, do you like sex?

Shen Qingci: Yes

Lu Xiaogou: Yes

41. Which time did you get the most excited during sex?

Shen Qingci: Last time, when Lu Lin wore cat ears

Lu Xiaogou: Every single time...

42. Where do you usually have sex?

Shen Qingci: My room

Lu Xiaogou: Big brother's room

43. Where would you like to try having sex?

Shen Qingci: ... (thinking) Where else is there?

Lu Xiaogou: Elevator? Hallway? Backyard? Ferris wheel? Conference room? (When big brother is on a video call, I'll suck you off)

Shen Qingci: Elevator, I guess. That seems safest.

44. Do you shower before or after sex?

Shen Qingci: Both

Lu Xiaogou: No shower, no bed

45. Have you had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Shen Qingci: No

Lu Xiaogou: No

46. Have you ever used sex toys during sex?

Shen Qingci: Yeah, often

Lu Xiaogou: Yes

47. Do you like using them?

Shen Qingci: Yes

Lu Xiaogou: Yes

48. Favorite position?

Shen Qingci: Holding and thrusting

Lu Xiaogou: Cowgirl

49. Why is that your favorite position?

Shen Qingci: Deep, feels good, I don't have to move

Lu Xiaogou: Watching big brother cum

50. When having sex, does the bottom really mean it when he says stop? Does the top stop?

Shen Qingci: ...

Lu Xiaogou: Sometimes I do, depends.

Shen Qingci: ... I think you don't have to be that obedient sometimes.

51. Do you ever force your partner?

Shen Qingci: When I want it, yeah.

Lu Xiaogou: I wouldn't dare.

52. Do you get shy during sex? Before or after?

Shen Qingci: Yeah (during it).

Lu Xiaogou: Nah (I'm faking it).

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53. What was your first impression of him?

Shen Qingci: Dirty little dog

Lu Xiaogou: A god descending to earth (got slapped again...)

54. What is your relationship token?

Shen Qingci: Iris

Lu Xiaogou: Iris!

55. What little habits does your partner have? What do you think of them?

Shen Qingci: He's clingy, as soon as he sees me he comes over wanting hugs and pets.

Lu Xiaogou: He lightly taps his index finger when he's thinking—so cute.

56. What are your partner's flaws? What do you think of them?

Shen Qingci: He cries too easily, way too much.

Lu Xiaogou: If I have to name one flaw, it's that big brother is disobedient (in bed). Sometimes I want it, but he won't let me.

Shen Qingci: (Raises his cane)

Lu Xiaogou: (Backtracks) No flaws, my brother is perfect.

57. Does your partner lie? Does he lie often? Do you hate it when he lies?

Shen Qingci: Yeah, often, and I hate that.

Lu Xiaogou: (Feeling guilty) Sometimes, but very rarely. I don't hate it… as long as he's okay, I'm fine with it.

58. How do you view each other's social circles?

Shen Qingci: His world is just me.

Lu Xiaogou: Brother's friends are all annoying.

59. Do you show off your partner to the outside world? How?

Shen Qingci: No.

Lu Xiaogou: Yes—deliberately revealing hickeys and stuff.

Shen Qingci: (After a moment's thought) Then I will as well. (President Shen, who never bothered to hide any marks.)

60. What does the other person mean to you?

Shen Qingci: Sunshine.

Lu Xiaogou: Without him, I wouldn't exist.

61. If one day you must say goodbye, what would you want the other person to leave behind for you?

Shen Qingci: ... (I've never thought about this.)

Lu Xiaogou: Take me with you.

Shen Qingci: Same as him.

62. Who do you hope leaves first?

Shen Qingci: Him.

Lu Xiaogou: Him.

63. If there is a next life, what would you do?

Shen Qingci: I'm a materialist, but if there really is a next life, he'll still be mine.

Lu Xiaogou: If there is a next life, I want to spend another lifetime with my brother.

64. If in the next life, one of you is already married with children…

Lu Xiaogou: (Starts crying)

Shen Qingci: (Holding his hand, cold-faced) You can ask, but if you can't, then get out.

Me: …

65. Do you think the other person trusts you unconditionally? And do you also trust him unconditionally?

Shen Qingci: Yes.

Lu Xiaogou: Yes.

66. Has the other person ever been your Achilles' heel or weakness? Is it still the case now?

Shen Qingci: Yes. (Provoking me is less serious than provoking him.)

Lu Xiaogou: Yes. (Provoke me and you might still live, but provoke my brother and no one can save you.)

67. Are you afraid that one day the other person will suddenly stop loving you?

Shen Qingci: I've considered it, but I'm not afraid.

Lu Xiaogou: Yes, I'm afraid.

68. If time could turn back to the day you first met, with your current memories, what would you change?

Shen Qingci: Kill Shen Qisheng and save my brother.

Lu Xiaogou: (Eight-year-old Lu Xiaogou) Big brother handled everything himself, so I'll just wait until I grow up to marry him.

69. If the other person needs you to sacrifice yourself for some reason, would you be willing?

Shen Qingci: It depends. If not sacrificing means he'll die, then I'm okay with that.

Lu Xiaogou: I'd be willing.

70. If the situation were reversed, would you ask the other person to sacrifice for you?

Shen Qingci: No.

Lu Xiaogou: No. Brother has to be okay.

71. Be honest: deep down, have you ever felt even a hint of regret about this relationship?

Shen Qingci: Yes.

Lu Xiaogou: No. (Why does big brother have regrets?)

Shen Qingci: Regret not starting sooner.

72. When was your first kiss? Was it accidental or on purpose?

Shen Qingci: ...You answer.

Lu Xiaogou: I stole a kiss and even drugged him…

73. Are you very possessive? How does it show itself?

Shen Qingci: No.

Lu Xiaogou: Yes. I don't allow others to look at my brother. I don't allow my brother to look at others. His eyes can only see me. He's not allowed to talk to other people. Not allowed to eat with other people…

74. Would you mind if the other person had very close friends?

Shen Qingci: Yes.

Lu Xiaogou: Very much!

75. How do you understand the word "love"? Do you think you love the other person?

Shen Qingci: I don't understand, but I love him.

Lu Xiaogou: Love means being willing to give everything to him, including my life. I love my brother.

76. Do you think the other person loves you? Do you think he loves you more, or you love him more?

Shen Qingci: He loves me, but I love him more.

Lu Xiaogou: You love me too, but I love you more, I guess.

76. Do you think love and sex are inseparable, or is it fine without sex?

Shen Qingci: Inseparable. Can't have one without the other.

Lu Xiaogou: Whatever my brother says.

77. Honestly speaking, before you had sex, did you think sex was necessary?

Shen Qingci: No, I didn't think it was necessary.

Lu Xiaogou: ...I don't want to listen to my brother on this.

Shen Qingci: ...(You only hear what you want to hear?)

Lu Xiaogou: (I didn't, big brother...)

78. Any strange kinks?

Shen Qingci: He likes role-playing and is a bit submissive.

Lu Xiaogou: Brother likes it when I role-play (wags tail). He likes to see me cry.

Shen Qingci: ...

79. Who do you consider as romantic rivals?

Shen Qingci: None.

Lu Xiaogou: Every living thing that breathes, except me.

80. Which part of your partner do you like the most?

Shen Qingci: Arms, very strong, can hold me up with one hand easily. His waist – strong and enduring.

Lu Xiaogou: I like everything.

81. Who handles household affairs? Who cooks?

Shen Qingci: I don't handle anything, and I don't cook.

Lu Xiaogou: I do the cooking, but not the house management.

Uncle Fu (guest appearance): I run the house...

82. If you swapped bodies, what would be the first thing you'd do?

Shen Qingci: Feel his heartbeat.

Lu Xiaogou: Jerk off (gets slapped by him again...)

83. What's the kinkiest thing your partner has done? How did you feel at the time?

Shen Qingci: ...The most perverted? Too many...

Lu Xiaogou: My brother has never done anything perverted.

84. You wake up in the middle of the night to find your partner crying. What's your reaction?

Shen Qingci: He wants it.

Lu Xiaogou: He's thinking about his big brother.

85. Your partner says they're not coming back tonight. What's your reaction?

Shen Qingci: Let him go. I'll have someone protect him.

Lu Xiaogou: I agree, but I'll secretly follow him.

86. You find out your partner has been meeting someone behind your back. What do you do?

Shen Qingci: He has his own things to do.

Lu Xiaogou: I'd put the person who meets my brother in a bag, throw them into the river, and watch them drown.

Shen Qingci: ...

87. What's the most pleasant thing you've done together?

Shen Qingci: Watching him play in the mud.

Lu Xiaogou: Amusement park! (Brother, I was planting flowers...)

88. Do you dress up on purpose to please your partner? What do you think about it?

Shen Qingci: No, I don't think it's necessary.

Lu Xiaogou: Yes! I think it strengthens our bond.

89. What do you think about a role reversal in bed? If given a chance, would you reverse? Would you allow him to reverse?

Shen Qingci: It's meaningless. No. Too tiring.

Lu Xiaogou: Actually, as long as my brother wants, anything is possible. But he's a bit lazy, probably won't reverse.

90. If one of you loses their memory and completely forgets the other, what would you do?

Shen Qingci: He'll only ever love me.

Lu Xiaogou: Make big brother fall in love with me again.

91. Have you ever imagined being together forever?

Shen Qingci: Definitely.

Lu Xiaogou: Lifetime after lifetime.

92. What's your WeChat nickname for your partner?

Shen Qingci: Lu Lin.

Lu Xiaogou: Brother (with a heart symbol).

93. What nickname do you want your partner to use for you on WeChat?

Shen Qingci: The current one is fine.

Lu Xiaogou: Baby~

94. Have you ever secretly collected the other's personal items? What did you collect? What's the most outrageous thing you've done with them?

Shen Qingci: No.

Lu Xiaogou: ...I have. Worn underwear, socks… fountain pens, ties… brooches, sock garters, sleeve garters, shirt clips… used notebooks…

(Okay, everyone knows you're a pervert. Now tell them the most outrageous thing you did with them.)

Lu Xiaogou: Sniffed big brother's underwear, used big brother's worn underwear to jerk off.

Shen Qingci: Let's go (tugs Xiaogou's ear). Stop filming, you embarrassing idiot.

Interviewer: (A few more, don't leave yet, I won't publish this part.)

95. If Boss Shen came back only after Boss Lu turned 27, only to find that Boss Lu had already committed suicide, what would happen?

Shen Qingci: The me back then wouldn't have cared. The me now couldn't go on living.

Lu Xiaogou: Try asking that kind of question again, dare you?

96. Bad habits developed after getting together?

Shen Qingci: I don't walk much at home (Lu Lin carries me everywhere). I've started to be picky about food (because Lu Lin coddles me).

Lu Xiaogou: Does not going to work count?

Zhou Jin (guest appearance): YES!!!!!!!!!!

97. How did you feel when you found out the other person loved you?

Shen Qingci: He's crazy.

Lu Xiaogou: I'm crazy.

Interviewer: ...

98. What's the one thing you most want to say to the other right now?

Shen Qingci: Stop rubbing your leg on mine under the table.

Lu Xiaogou: I love you, big brother.

99. What's the one thing you most want to do right now?

Shen Qingci: Go to Qingye. Today's work isn't done yet.

Lu Xiaogou: Wherever big brother goes, I go.

100. Describe the other in four words.

Shen Qingci: The love of my life.

Lu Xiaogou: A bright moon hangs high.