Chapter 459: Oh Heaven! – Daily Melon Eating at the Sickly Aunt’s Compound

Chapter 459: Oh My God! — The Frail Little Aunt’s Juicy Compound Gossip

After finishing her morning routine, Lin Qing’s freshly awakened mind finally kicked into gear. She, too, perked up her ears to listen, her jaw dropped so wide she could’ve caught flies!

“Are you sure you didn’t mishear?”

“No way it’s fake! Their neighbors heard it loud and clear!”

“Oh my god!”

“Cut that out—no superstitious talk now!”

“Oh, right, right! Look at me, forgetting again!”

“Is it really true? Wasn’t he… y’know, *incapable*?”

“Pfft! Their neighbors didn’t just hear a woman’s voice—they heard a man’s too!”

…

Holy crap! Talk about a wild morning!

Cen Xi and Lin Qing hurried off to find Mom Lin for the full story.

“Mom! Mom!”

“Sit down, sit down! The porridge should be just the right temperature now. Eat up before it gets cold!”

“Mom!” Lin Qing’s eyes sparkled as she stared at her mother. “What’s the big gossip outside?”

“Alright, alright! Eat first, then I’ll spill!” Mom Lin sighed helplessly.

But Dad Lin cut in, “It’s still early. Finish your porridge first, then listen. Otherwise, you might end up choking on it later!”

???

Wait, what?

That juicy?!

Either way, with that warning, Lin Qing and Cen Xi grew even more eager!

They wolfed it down, shoveling in some pickles and quickly downing their porridge.

Then, they locked eyes with Mom Lin, buzzing with curiosity.

She couldn’t help but chuckle at their expressions—these two were practically mirroring each other—total couple vibes!

“Fine, fine, I’ll tell you! Last night…”

Last night.

Jin Jianhua and Wang Qiaomei, as planned, slipped out to the outhouse one by one and soon met up with Wang Gousheng.

They lunged at each other the second they met. Right as they were getting down to business, a bone-chilling draft hit ‘em, leaving them shivering uncontrollably.

Any heat between them froze solid.

Ahhh! Freezing their butts off!

They’d all forgotten one thing—it had been over half a month since their last rendezvous, and the weather had grown increasingly colder. No way they could do *it* in the outhouse now!

The three hurriedly pulled their clothes back on. Though their urges had fizzled out, their frustration was palpable—right there but untouchable, and now utterly unbearable.

"Brother Jianhua~~" Wang Qiaomei pouted pitifully at Jin Jianhua.

Not to be outdone, Wang Gousheng fluttered his eyelashes. "Brother Jianhua~~"

Jin Jianhua flinched inwardly. Flirtatious glances suited someone as delicate and soft as Wang Qiaomei, not someone as rat-faced and scrawny as Wang Gousheng.

Still, having them fight over him? *Hell yeah.*

"The most important thing now is that this place is unusable. We need to find a draft-free room, or else..." The message was clear—without a proper space, winter would freeze their fun for good!

Neither Wang Qiaomei nor Wang Gousheng wanted that. They wracked their brains until suddenly, Wang Gousheng had a flash of inspiration. "I’ve got it!"

Jin Jianhua and Wang Qiaomei turned to him. "We can go to my place!" Wang Gousheng exclaimed excitedly. "I have my own room, and there’s a heated bed—no need to worry about the cold!"

Their faces lit up. With conditions like that, why wait?

The trio hurried deeper into the alley.

Wang Gousheng entered the courtyard first, scouting around before beckoning the other two inside. Jin Jianhua and Wang Qiaomei tiptoed in, then quickly followed him into his room.

Once inside, they threw caution to the wind. Their hunger roared back in an instant!

They had no idea just how loud they were in their excitement. Apart from Old Lady Wang and Old Man Wang, who were dead to the world, the two young couples next door were bolted upright.

They had only just gone to bed themselves and were still in light sleep when the noises roused them.

For a moment, they were totally lost—was something wrong with their ears? They exchanged glances. No, they weren’t imagining it. The sounds were real!

Holy *shit*!

Their minds *short-circuited*!

What the *hell*?!

Unless they were mistaken, the neighbor was Wang Gousheng—the neighborhood eunuch! Old Lady Wang had cooked him all sorts of tonics, but everyone knew he was stuck that way.

And yet, what had they just heard?

A woman *moaning*!

Young couples knew these sounds all too well—they couldn’t have misheard.

They had definitely heard a woman’s moans!

So... what in the world was going on?

Before they could process that, soon after came a man’s panting—and then another voice, neither distinctly male nor female, gasping and keening.

Their faces twisted in utter confusion.

Next door, in a eunuch’s room, passion was *clearly* happening out of nowhere!

WTF! Who the hell lost their mind?

Now that that damn eunuch Wang Gousheng’s out of commission, he actually went full freak mode?

The two newlywed couples next door were brothers from the same family. To hear more clearly, they opened their doors and planted themselves against the wall!

The moment the doors opened, all eight eyes locked—holy shit! So everyone heard it!

The four quickly lined up against the wall, their eyes practically sparkling with gossip.

The kang’s heat in the room kept it warm, and with their own doors open, it wasn’t too cold. So they stuck around eavesdropping forever.

Now they were certain—besides that fucking eunuch, there was a man and a woman next door. They just couldn’t make out the names.

Maybe the names were whispered too softly or deliberately skipped, so they never caught them.

After waiting for so long, the noise next door finally stopped!

Whew~~

The longer they listened, the more they realized it wasn’t the eunuch being into both men and women, as they first thought. Instead, it was that physically intact man among them—the one who was into both men and women!!!

Their expressions turned dazed one by one!

Coincidentally, both brothers in this family were super straight—and instantly felt disgusted!

Gross!

That fucking eunuch next door actually likes men?

They instantly recalled the creepy stares that eunuch used to give them, and goosebumps erupted all over their bodies!

Ahhhh! They’re contaminated!

The two women, however, listened carefully to the sounds next door and quickly patted their husbands’ arms, hissing, "Hurry, hurry, they’re about to leave!"

The group bolted to the front window, but it was covered with paper. They could only carefully pry open a tiny crack.

Four pairs of eyes pressed against the gap, dying to see who the man and woman besides the eunuch were.

What if it’s someone from their own compound?

They froze, barely breathing!