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    Chapter 112: A Novel Hobby? - The Daily Gossip of a Sickly Young Woman in the Compound

    After Wang Qiaomei rushed into the restroom, she heard a very distinct voice coming from a certain spot and immediately stormed in.

    It was from a stall in the men's restroom next door, adjacent to the stall she had just been in. If there had been anyone else in the restroom at that moment, they would surely have cried out in alarm at the intrusion.

    The stalls in the restroom had no doors, so Wang Qiaomei burst in and saw two children from the Su family inside.

    "Is it you two little rascals?"

    Su Dazhuang made a face at her, "Hmph, it was me, and this is your punishment!"

    "Ahhh! I'm going to beat you two little rascals to death!"

    The crowd that had come to watch the spectacle also entered the restroom just then.

    "Wait, is this the men's restroom?" Mother Jiang, who was at the front, heard the commotion inside and hurried over. She paused for a moment when she realized it was indeed the men's restroom.

    "Did Wang Qiaomei fall into the men's restroom?" Mother Jiang's tone was filled with astonishment, her face alight with glee.

    Those behind her heard her exclamation, and what started as a question quickly turned into a statement. By the time it reached Lin Qing and Cen Xi, it had become: "Wang Qiaomei is a peeping Tom who went to the men's restroom to use the restroom and then fell in!"

    Lin Qing's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Really?"

    She and Cen Xi had no intention of joining the crowd into the restroom to see the spectacle.

    That public restroom was dangerous. With so many people going in, who knows what might happen? Ugh, it's too horrifying to imagine!

    Wang Qiaomei was so furious that she began to lash out at them!

    Su Dazhuang and Su Erzhuang, of course, weren't about to let her beat them. They dodged her blows and fought back!

    Su Dazhuang charged at her. Wang Qiaomei, who had been doing manual labor at her parents' home every day, was much stronger than a child. Although she stumbled from the impact, she managed to steady herself, grabbed Su Dazhuang, and started pummeling him!

    "I'll teach you to throw stones, I'll beat you to death, I'll teach you to throw stones..." Wang Qiaomei spat at him while striking.

    "Ah! Waaah, I... I'll get my grandma to beat you to death!" Su Dazhuang burst into tears, but he still refused to beg for mercy.

    Su Erzhuang was stunned, but he wasn't the type to back down. He lunged forward, trying to rescue his brother.

    Unfortunately, Wang Qiaomei spotted him.

    "Ah, right, and you too, you little rascal, hmph!" As soon as Su Erzhuang came close, she grabbed him, holding both boys down.

    Su Dazhuang was at the bottom, with Su Erzhuang on top. Wang Qiaomei used her hands and feet to press them against the stone slab.

    The poor slab bore a weight it was never meant to carry. Fortunately, the combined weight of the two children wasn't as much as that of two adults, so it held firm for the moment.

    "Heh, you like to play pranks, huh?" Wang Qiaomei's voice turned sinister. "You like the latrine, huh?"

    She then pushed Su Erzhuang, who was on top, into the latrine.

    "Ah!!!" Su Erzhuang let out a terrified scream.

    Mother Jiang and Mother Su, at the head of the crowd, arrived just in time to witness the scene.

    Su Dazhuang's terrified eyes spotted Mother Su. "Grandma, grandma, save me!"

    Wang Qiaomei glanced up at the onlookers gathered at the entrance of the stall. "You think they can save you? Think again!" With that, she shoved him in.

    "Ahhh! Ugh~"

    The splashing filth flew high, and everyone except Mother Su couldn’t help but cover their noses and step back.

    "Dazhuang, Erzhuang, my dear grandsons!" Mother Su wailed in despair!

    "Ahhh! Wang Qiaomei, I’m going to kill you!" Mother Su charged in, ready to slap Wang Qiaomei from both sides.

    The two immediately started fighting on the stone slab.

    "Spit, spit, ugh~ Help! Spit, spit, ugh~ Help! Ugh~" Su Dazhuang and Su Erzhuang were thrashing around in the cesspit.

    Mother Li finally managed to squeeze in from outside. She was absolutely frantic when she first heard that Wang Qiaomei had fallen into the cesspit. What if something happened?

    But to her shock, after squeezing in, she found that it wasn’t Wang Qiaomei in the cesspit, but Su Dazhuang and Su Erzhuang!

    "Mother Li, Wang Qiaomei pushed Su Dazhuang and Su Erzhuang into the cesspit!"

    ???

    Was she hearing things? Did she just hear that Wang Qiaomei pushed them into the cesspit?

    Who would do something like that?

    "Quick, save them! Those two kids are going to drown in the cesspit!" Mother Li urgently got the attention of the onlookers.

    "Oh, oh! But, but how do we save them?"

    It smells awful!

    And Wang Qiaomei and Mother Su are still fighting!

    Everyone held back!

    "Mother Su, stop fighting! Your grandsons are going to drown, hurry and save them!" Mother Li shouted at Mother Su.

    Mother Su, caught up in the fight, finally came to her senses. Right, her grandsons were still in the cesspool—they had to be rescued right away.

    Mother Su, already winning, directly pushed Wang Qiaomei into the cesspit as well. Since Wang Qiaomei pushed her grandsons down, she should get a taste of it too!

    Wang Qiaomei wasn’t about to go down alone. As she was falling, she grabbed Mother Su’s hand and pulled her down too!

    "Ah!" The people at the door screamed, taking a few steps back.

    "Ugh, ugh~ Ugh~" This is absolutely revolting.

    Even Mother Li, desperate to save them, couldn’t take it and stepped back!

    Talk about bad timing—if they had stepped back a few seconds later, they would’ve been covered in filth!

    Lin Qing and Cen Xi had been covering their noses outside the toilet the whole time. Although they were curious about the situation inside, the thought of the likely gross scene made them stop in their tracks!

    "Oh my God! Everyone fell into the cesspit!"

    What?

    Lin Qing was baffled, completely lost. What the hell is happening? Who else is in there?

    Not long after, they heard from within, "They’re brawling in the cesspit!"

    What? What? What?

    Lin Qing was even more baffled, staring at Cen Xi with a blank look.

    Do they actually enjoy the cesspool that much?

    That's a cesspool, full of filth. What kind of weird obsession is this?

    She could smell the stench from the toilet even at the door, yet there were people brawling in the cesspool.

    Do they actually like the smell of that fermented stench?

    I just don’t get it, I really don’t!

    "Ugh! You old hag, it's all your fault!" Wang Qiaomei started cursing!

    "Ugh! It's your fault! If it weren’t for you, my Dazhuang and Erzhuang..." Mother Su stood up in the cesspool, about to curse back, then remembered her two grandsons were still in the cesspool!

    She glanced over and saw they were nearly passed out, yelling, "Oh no! Dazhuang, Erzhuang, wake up!"

    "Help them, quick, save them!" Mother Li quickly organized people to rescue them. If they didn’t act soon, something bad would really happen!

    Still, no one budged. It was just too gross. Who’d want to touch that?

    "Hold on, I think I’ve got a rope at home. I’ll go grab it." It was Daqiang from the neighboring yard.

    He’d just pushed his way in to see what was going on, never expecting this mess. It was the most shocking thing he had ever seen in his life, completely stunned!

    Honestly, it was all so unreal! Just unreal!

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    1. pumla.
      Feb 13, '26 at 18:03

      He’d just pushed his way in to see what was going on, never expecting this mess. It was the most shocking thing he had ever seen in his life, completely stunned!

      Us readers are completely shocked too 🤯😮🥴

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